I Want My Body Back!

Chapter Three

Shocking news

Author: Sorry for taking so long! I wanted to update my other stories first but my stupid cousin kept bothering me about updating this story first so enjoy!!! I'm sorry if I didn't update my other stories!!

Last time

Kaoru: I think its going great they don't suspect anything

Kenshin: I agree, nothing can go wrong

Then they heard a sound that was oddly familiar at the gate

Someone: OHohohohohohohoo

Kenshin: Let me rephrase that something can go wrong

Kaoru: 'Hmm this gives me a chance to do something'

Sano: That must be the kistune, I'll let her in

Everyone: Okay

Sano stands up and went to open the gate for Megumi

Gate

Sano: Hey kistune! You knew I was here so you just had to see me right?

Megumi: Your right, I needed to give you something, just close your eyes and wait for a big surprise.

Sano: Alright 'Aww man I'm gonna so score tonight!'

Megumi got closer to his face then...

SMACK

There was a big red handprint on Sano's cheek

Sano: OWWWW!! What the hell did you do that for?!

Sano was holding his cheek and was on the verge of crying

Megumi: That's for calling me kistune!

Sano: Grrr

Megumi: I never knew rooster can grr Ohohohoho

Megumi and Sano walked inside the dojo to eat

Table

Megumi sat down to her Ken-san and started putting her arms around him

Sano turned red with anger because of what Megumi was doing

Megumi gave a sly smirk before doing her trademark laugh

Kaoru: Umm Megumi-dono could you remove your arms from my shoulders?

Megumi: Don't you like the way that it feels? Hmmm?

Kaoru was nervous and began to blush because Megumi pressed her breasts up against her

Kaoru: 'Somehow I'm starting to feel like a lesbian'

Kenshin saw how nervous Kaoru was

Kenshin: 'Maybe she needs to go to the bathroom? I wonder if she knows how to in my body?'

Everyone turned their eyes toward Kaoru

Kenshin: What?

Sano: Hey Jou-chan in case you haven't noticed Megumi is all over Kenshin

Kenshin looked at Megumi and himself which Kaoru is in

Kenshin: 'I'm starting to see how annoying Megumi-dono is, I'm glad I'm not in Kaoru's shoes, well I am but I mean my shoes or whatever! This body is starting to feel weird, I want my body!!'

Kenshin then began to be in deep thought and forgot about the people around him

Everyone looked at Kaoru weirdly while Kaoru was mad at Kenshin

Kaoru: 'That baka! Everyone is looking at me weirdly! Doesn't he know how to act?!'

Megumi then saw amber in Kenshin's eyes and immediately let go of him

Kaoru then realized that Megumi had let go of her

Kaoru: Kaoru-dono may I see you in the kitchen?

Kenshin kept on eating

Kaoru: Kaoru-dono? May I see you in the kitchen?

Sano then poked Kenshin

Kenshin then realized that Kaoru was talking to him

Kenshin and Kaoru walked into the kitchen and closed the door (AN: Is there a door in the kitchen?)

Yahiko: What do you think their talking about?

Sano: Kenshin is probably proposing to her

Yahiko: Really?

Sano: How should I know?

Megumi: Well only one way to find out

Sano, Megumi, and Yahiko pressed their ear against the door to listen

Inside the kitchen

Kaoru explained to Kenshin that he had to act more like her or people will suspect things and if he didn't he had to face her bokken of doom

Kenshin then felt the present of the three and whispered to Kaoru

Kenshin: Psssh Kaoru-dono

Kaoru: What is it?

Kenshin: Sano, Megumi, and Yahiko are outside the door listening

Kaoru: Oh really?

Outside the kitchen door

Yahiko: I can't hear anything!

Sano: Shut up you little brat!

Yahiko: I'm not a little brat you rooster head!

Yahiko began to bite Sano's head and then Sano punched him in the face

Megumi: Hush you two! I think I heard something

All three of them then put their ear against the door and suddenly the door popped open allowing the three to fall down on their face

Sano, Megumi, and Yahiko: Owwww!!!!

Kenshin and Kaoru chuckled lowly

Kaoru: Megumi-dono, may I speak to you in the kitchen?

Megumi: Sure

Kenshin, Sano, Yahiko: 'I wonder what their gonna talk about'

The three of them went back to the table to eat because they didn't want another stunt like before to happen again

Megumi: Ken-san what is it that you need to tell me?

Kaoru: 'Alright! Time to put my plan into action!' Oh yeah there is something I needed to tell you

Megumi: I'm here if there is anything that is on your mind that you want to share with me

Kaoru: Well...

Megumi: Well what?

Kaoru: I would really like it if you do not put your arms around me like you always do

Megumi: I thought you liked it

Kaoru: 'Can't she tell by the expression on my face?' Well it's that I like this person and I don't want that certain person to get the wrong idea

Megumi: 'Who is this person? I'll kill her!' Who is it?

Kaoru: It's someone you know

Megumi: Really?

Kaoru: Hai

Megumi: Tell me her name

Kaoru: Actually it's a HIM

Megumi stood still for a moment with a shocked face

Kaoru began to wave her hand in front of her face but she stood still like a statue

Megumi then was able to open her mouth

Megumi: Are you telling me that you're...you're a...ho... HOMOSEXUAL!!!

Kaoru: Hai I am gay

Megumi: Then the person you're in love with is...

Kaoru: Hai Sano

Megumi then fainted and was about to hit the ground but Kaoru was able to catch her in her arms

Kaoru laid Megumi down and began to fan her

Kaoru: 'She took it better then I thought'

Megumi then opened her eyes

Kaoru: Megumi-dono I really appreciated if you kept this little chat between us

Megumi: I will! Even if did tell anyone they wouldn't believe

Kaoru: Why not?

Megumi: Because everyone knows that you're in love with K-

Megumi was cut off when the door suddenly opens revealing Sano

Sano: Hey are you guys done talking yet? Your food is getting cold and me and Yahiko are to eat it if you don't come back to the table soon

Megumi and Kaoru nodded and began to walk back to the table

Kaoru: 'I wonder who Kenshin's in love with, I hope its me I mean my name starts with a K, but it could be someone else I have to ask Megumi when we're alone again'

Megumi decided not to sit next to Kenshin anymore and sat down next to Sano

Kaoru just sat down liked nothing happened

Kenshin: 'That's strange why didn't Megumi sit next to Kaoru I wonder what did they talk about?'

Sano: 'Why is the kistune giving Kenshin weird looks? I wonder what they were talking about in the kitchen?'

Yahiko: 'Why am I surrounded by complete idiots?'

No cliffe!

Author: Sorry again for the long update!! If you want me to continue the story then review!!!

Reviewers Responses:

Sailor Kenshin: Thank you! I hope that my chapters will be good too! =]

sailor-z-360: Yep Kenshin is a naughty boy but he can be dense sometimes! That's why I love him!

Colhan3000: Well Colhan3000, you got it right! Somehow I think I made it too predictable but I'm not sure I hope that you're not too mad for the update.

battosaichick-01: You got it right! Sorry you had to wait for a long time! Please forgive Sessha!

The evil witch: I did update and thank you for loving it!

Princess of Darkness and me: I hope it's good! Kenshin might be mad at her a little but not a lot!

maria: I updated! I hope your dying to see the next chapter too!

bsdisaster: Yeah! Although I never new my story can kick ass well I learn a new thing everyday!

Sailor Galaxia-sama: I did update! I hope that you do love it!

Bulma, Queen of Saiya-jin: I hope it is funny since I put it as humor! Thanks for the encouragement!

Seproth: Thanks for review for my fic! Umm thanks for the evaluation I think. Saitou is going to be in my story later on!

saiyanprincess: Sorry for taking so long!! And thank you for the compliment!

Animeluvergal: Thanks! And I will keep writing or typing or whatever you call it! Thank you for waiting!