A/N: I moved this into the angst/humor category because it seems kind of
like a dark comedy. If not a comedy I guess it's pretty cool.
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Chapter 3: The New Couple (Katie's POV)
Evil.
That's what this chick is....evil.
The worst thing is...
My best friend Zack adores her.
Same with Dewey. But that's easily expected.
Ashley Tyler has her uncle, Dewey Finn eating out of the palm of her right hand and Zack Mooneyham eating out of the other.
Since a week ago, Zack and Ashley have been some sort of "item".
My boyfriend Freddy and I just stand there watching, feeling kind of sorry for both Dewey and Zack.
Well, I think it's better if I told you the story.
I'm sure my boyfriend Freddy told you most of the story about how we met Ashley and how Zack was instantly smitten.
I'll tell you about IHOP. By the way, I'm Katie. Bass player for School of Rock.
So there we were, Freddy, Ashley, Zack and I at our own private table after Ashley insisted we have our own private table.
There were a few minutes of awkward tension until the waiter came to take our order.
"I'll have a salad with water, please." Ashley said like it was some kind of fancy restaurant.
But this wasn't a fancy restaurant. We're talking IHOP here.
"Miss, in case you didn't see the sign we're IHOP. The International House of Pancakes. "
"So what's your point?" Ashley said nastily.
The waiter just scoffed and walked away.
There were a few moments of awkward silence until Zack finally said something, instantly breaking the ice.
"So, Ashley, where are you from?"
"Oh, I'm from New York City. I'm staying here with Uncle Dewey for a little while." She said once again checking her nails.
"I guess her parents couldn't stand her either." Freddy whispered into my ear. I couldn't help but laugh. But all Ashley did was stare at us with that evil glare.
"Dude, that wasn't funny." Zack told Freddy.
There was something unusual about Zack. He had a glare in his eyes.
It was really weird.
Zack had never said something like that to Freddy. And if he did it usually ended in a laugh or something.
Coming up was another one of those awkward silences, as I was the one who had to break it now.
"So why are you staying here with Dewey?" I asked.
"Well," Ashley started gazing at her nails, "I went to a prep school in New York. Mommy and Daddy are going through a divorce so Mommy wants me to stay with her brother here. Uncle Dewey."
"So, how long are you staying here Ashley?" Freddy asked, squeezing my hand.
In Freddy language that means:
2-3 days: That's nothing big
2-3 weeks: We can handle it.
2-3 months: We can get over it.
2-3 years: We kill her.
"Well, I'm not sure yet but I know I'll be transferring over to Horace Green High School. That means I get to go to school with you guys!" Ashley said smiling and gazing at Zack.
"Joy." Freddy and I said at the same time.
For boyfriend and girlfriend, Freddy and I act like brother and sister sometimes. So throughout the night we talked about how awesome the show is and how completely spoiled Ashley is. Also how blind Zack is.
The following Monday, I was walking with Eleni and Summer to school and we weren't surprised to see Ashley there, her books in Zack's hands.
"Look, it's spoiled blonde with whipped cream." Summer snapped.
Ashley instantly saw us and waved us over.
"Yoo-hoo!" she called out.
Summer, Eleni and I walked over to her and Zack who waved at us with the stack full of books in his hands.
"You'll never guess who made the cheerleading squad!" Ashley said in a cheery voice.
"I don't know. That's kind of hard. Let's think about this one, girls." Summer said to Eleni and I.
"Well it's me! Duh! If you didn't figure out already you're a dumb-ass." Ashley said.
"If so, that would make two of us." Eleni mumbled back.
Ashley gave Eleni a look like she was about to act all "Ms. Superior" on her. But instead Freddy came.
Boy, was I glad to see Freddy. I gave him a kiss on the lips. We were getting into it until a familiar voice did an annoying thing she always has to do.
"Ahem," Ashley said. "Hi Freddy." Ashley said smiling.
Man I hated her.
"Oh, hi Ashley."
I could kind of tell Freddy wasn't excited to see her at the moment.
"Guess who made the cheerleading squad?" Ashley asked, grinning.
"Gee, I don't know." Freddy said sarcastically.
"So I guess people here at Horace Green aren't very educated as my other school, eh Zack?" Ashley asked Zack.
First off, I can't believe how dumb she thinks we are.
It's a little thing we discovered called sarcasm.
Second off, the following thing that is going to happen may not apply to you......
the following thing that will happen may shock or offend you.........
but the next thing I saw was Ashley and Zack sharing a kiss over that huge stack of books.
Eleni, Summer, Freddy and I all winced in disgust as they started to make out.
"Katie, babe, I think we should get out of here." Freddy said as he grabbed my hand and we headed to class.
"Wait!"
"Don't leave us!"
Summer and Eleni ran after us trying to catch up as we went to class.
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Chapter 3: The New Couple (Katie's POV)
Evil.
That's what this chick is....evil.
The worst thing is...
My best friend Zack adores her.
Same with Dewey. But that's easily expected.
Ashley Tyler has her uncle, Dewey Finn eating out of the palm of her right hand and Zack Mooneyham eating out of the other.
Since a week ago, Zack and Ashley have been some sort of "item".
My boyfriend Freddy and I just stand there watching, feeling kind of sorry for both Dewey and Zack.
Well, I think it's better if I told you the story.
I'm sure my boyfriend Freddy told you most of the story about how we met Ashley and how Zack was instantly smitten.
I'll tell you about IHOP. By the way, I'm Katie. Bass player for School of Rock.
So there we were, Freddy, Ashley, Zack and I at our own private table after Ashley insisted we have our own private table.
There were a few minutes of awkward tension until the waiter came to take our order.
"I'll have a salad with water, please." Ashley said like it was some kind of fancy restaurant.
But this wasn't a fancy restaurant. We're talking IHOP here.
"Miss, in case you didn't see the sign we're IHOP. The International House of Pancakes. "
"So what's your point?" Ashley said nastily.
The waiter just scoffed and walked away.
There were a few moments of awkward silence until Zack finally said something, instantly breaking the ice.
"So, Ashley, where are you from?"
"Oh, I'm from New York City. I'm staying here with Uncle Dewey for a little while." She said once again checking her nails.
"I guess her parents couldn't stand her either." Freddy whispered into my ear. I couldn't help but laugh. But all Ashley did was stare at us with that evil glare.
"Dude, that wasn't funny." Zack told Freddy.
There was something unusual about Zack. He had a glare in his eyes.
It was really weird.
Zack had never said something like that to Freddy. And if he did it usually ended in a laugh or something.
Coming up was another one of those awkward silences, as I was the one who had to break it now.
"So why are you staying here with Dewey?" I asked.
"Well," Ashley started gazing at her nails, "I went to a prep school in New York. Mommy and Daddy are going through a divorce so Mommy wants me to stay with her brother here. Uncle Dewey."
"So, how long are you staying here Ashley?" Freddy asked, squeezing my hand.
In Freddy language that means:
2-3 days: That's nothing big
2-3 weeks: We can handle it.
2-3 months: We can get over it.
2-3 years: We kill her.
"Well, I'm not sure yet but I know I'll be transferring over to Horace Green High School. That means I get to go to school with you guys!" Ashley said smiling and gazing at Zack.
"Joy." Freddy and I said at the same time.
For boyfriend and girlfriend, Freddy and I act like brother and sister sometimes. So throughout the night we talked about how awesome the show is and how completely spoiled Ashley is. Also how blind Zack is.
The following Monday, I was walking with Eleni and Summer to school and we weren't surprised to see Ashley there, her books in Zack's hands.
"Look, it's spoiled blonde with whipped cream." Summer snapped.
Ashley instantly saw us and waved us over.
"Yoo-hoo!" she called out.
Summer, Eleni and I walked over to her and Zack who waved at us with the stack full of books in his hands.
"You'll never guess who made the cheerleading squad!" Ashley said in a cheery voice.
"I don't know. That's kind of hard. Let's think about this one, girls." Summer said to Eleni and I.
"Well it's me! Duh! If you didn't figure out already you're a dumb-ass." Ashley said.
"If so, that would make two of us." Eleni mumbled back.
Ashley gave Eleni a look like she was about to act all "Ms. Superior" on her. But instead Freddy came.
Boy, was I glad to see Freddy. I gave him a kiss on the lips. We were getting into it until a familiar voice did an annoying thing she always has to do.
"Ahem," Ashley said. "Hi Freddy." Ashley said smiling.
Man I hated her.
"Oh, hi Ashley."
I could kind of tell Freddy wasn't excited to see her at the moment.
"Guess who made the cheerleading squad?" Ashley asked, grinning.
"Gee, I don't know." Freddy said sarcastically.
"So I guess people here at Horace Green aren't very educated as my other school, eh Zack?" Ashley asked Zack.
First off, I can't believe how dumb she thinks we are.
It's a little thing we discovered called sarcasm.
Second off, the following thing that is going to happen may not apply to you......
the following thing that will happen may shock or offend you.........
but the next thing I saw was Ashley and Zack sharing a kiss over that huge stack of books.
Eleni, Summer, Freddy and I all winced in disgust as they started to make out.
"Katie, babe, I think we should get out of here." Freddy said as he grabbed my hand and we headed to class.
"Wait!"
"Don't leave us!"
Summer and Eleni ran after us trying to catch up as we went to class.