Okay, okay so I admit that the last chapter wasn't very good but oh well.
Okay so here is chapter 3 hope y'all enjoy! They are still where they left
off outside and Joey has just spilled the beans about them having eloped.
Also, I know that this chap has taken FOREVER to get up, but we got rid of
our internet for a while to switch to Shaw high speed.
DISCLAIMER: As much as I might hope and wish that I did, I don't own Friends
Chapter 3: Revealing some Secrets
"I know!" Joey said suddenly. "You two eloped!"
Chandler and Monica stood there staring at him as did Rachel, Ross and Phoebe.
"No way," Ross finally laughed. "They didn't get married, Joe."
"I wouldn't count on that," Monica whispered. "Guys, our wedding day was March 21st, when we got married in one of the nicer wedding chapels." (A/N lol March 21st is my birthday!)
"You got married?" Rachel asked, "Mon, I can't believe it!"
"I know," Monica said in her Monica-way as she watched Chandler's eyes widen at the death glare that Ross was shooting him. "But I mean we both wanted it, and I mean we're so happy and in love and who cares about big weddings, anyways?"
"You do!" Ross, Phoebe, Joey and Rachel all said at once.
"Monica didn't need a big wedding, and besides it was kinda a spur of the moment kinda thing," Chandler said.
"Marrying my sister was a spur of the moment kinda thing?" Ross asked. "I can't believe you!"
"You know that that isn't what I mean, Ross," Chandler rolled his eyes.
"Look guys, like I said before we're going to Paris for our honeymoon, and Ross, if mum asks don't tell her, okay? She doesn't even know that we're together,"
This time it was Chandler who was shocked; he looked at Monica not able to believe what she had just told him.
"What?" he asked, "I don't talk to my dad and he knows that we're together! I can't believe that you never told them," he sounded very hurt and his voice cracked a little, "Are you ashamed of being with me or something?" he asked.
"No!" Monica told him hurriedly, "No, Chandler I swear that's not it, it's just that my mom is so picky about who I date and..."
"And you knew that she wouldn't like that fact that you're dating me," he cut in, "Scratch that, married to me?"
"I was going to tell them," Monica whispered.
"Oh, yeah, when?" Chandler demanded.
"Right before they die," Monica whispered hoping that Chandler of all people would see that she was trying to be funny.
"You know, fine, make jokes," Chandler told her angrily, "The fact is still that you are so ashamed of me, of us, that you can't even get to tell your parents that you're dating me. The fact is still that you lied to me, you told me that they knew about us, remember when we were at our five month stage?"
Angrily, Chandler turned and walked away, calling a cab and leaving the others there to just stare after him and at Monica.
"You lied?" Joey asked.
"I don't know why I did it," Monica said tears brimming in her sapphire blue eyes, "I guess maybe I am a little ashamed of being with Chandler,"
"But why, Mon?" Rachel asked, "I mean if you love him who cares?"
"My parents!" Monica exclaimed. "My parents hate Chandler. And for good reason, too, because of that time he smoked pot in his dorm room and jumped out the window!"
"Chandler never smoked pot," Ross said.
"What?" Monica asked.
"I just said that so that I wouldn't get in trouble for, you know, smoking pot," Ross told them. "How was I supposed to know that we were going to be friends after college, let alone that he would elope with my sister in Vegas?"
"I can't believe you, Ross!" Monica said, "If it weren't for you then mom and dad would know about Chandler and I and he wouldn't be mad at me!"
"Hey, if it wasn't for me you would have never met Chandler, so back off!" Ross huffed.
Angrily Monica stomped away.
Monica hesitated before opening the door to her and Chandler's room. He was there, sitting on the bed with his head in his hands. Hearing her come in he quickly got up and hugged her.
"I'm sorry, I overreacted, I'm so sorry Mon," Chandler told her.
"I should be sorry," Monica told him, "First I went to lunch with my ex who I know you're very jumpy over, and then I go and lie to you and I am sorry, you don't have anything to be sorry for,"
Chandler smiled and kissed her.
"I'm going to Paris!" Monica said jumping up and down.
It was two days later and they were all at the airport ready to leave. Monica and Chandler for Paris, France, and Rachel, Ross, Joey and Phoebe set for New York City.
"Now remember, Ross, when we get home we want to be able to tell Jack and Judy about us so you have to tell them that it was you who smoked pot okay?" Chandler asked.
"Yes," Ross said, "You guys will get home for Thanksgiving, I'll tell mom and dad to go to your place for Thanksgiving and then you can tell them, but I'll have already told them that it was me so that you'll be in the clear, Chandler,"
"Good," Monica said, "I don't want anything ruining our Honeymoon. Nobody calls the hotel; nobody calls our cell phones, nothing. We want a whole two weeks just us no interruptions, okay?"
"Yes, but what can you and Chandler possibly have to do for two weeks in Paris?" Joey asked them. At the looks of all his friends he added, "Oh, go Chandler!"
"Joey!" Monica said, "Stop it!" At the final boarding call she grabbed Chandler's hand, said goodbye and they left to get on the plane.
"I am sooo happy for Mon and Chandler," Rachel said as she took her seat next to Ross and in front of Phoebe and Joey. "They are sooo meant to be,"
"Why do you keep stressing the word so?" Phoebe asked.
"Because she sooo wants to," Joey said smiling.
"That wasn't funny," Ross said and Rachel and Phoebe all nodded.
"We are sooo gonna die without Chandler's jokes," Joey said.
"Omigosh," Rachel said thunderstruck, "He's right! Who will give funny jokes, and much less who will clean up after us! We are sooo doomed without those two,"
"We'll figure out some way to live without them for two weeks," Phoebe said.
"I can make jokes," Ross piped up.
"Ross, it'll be a snowy day in August when you will actually make a joke that is even remotely funny," Rachel told him.
"Oh my God!" (Yep you guessed it! Guess who! Lol I wonder?)
Eyes all wide, they turned to see Janice sitting just a few seats away from them.
"Hey, guys, where's Monica and Chandler?" Janice asked switching seats with the man who sat next to them.
"On their honeymoon in Paris," Phoebe told her, "I should have dated Mr. Chandler Moneybags," she muttered under her breath and got funny looks from Rachel, Joey and Ross.
"Phoebe!" Rachel said in that way that she always does.
"Monica and Chandler are married?" Janice asked surprised. "I never would have expected that to happen,"
"Yeah, they got together at my second wedding in London," Ross told her.
"Oh Ross you're married?" Janice asked.
"No, I said the wrong name at the alter," Ross sighed.
"Hey, are you Stupid-Idiot-Wrong-Name? Everyone in London knows about you," Janice asked.
Ross hung his head and Joey and Phoebe and Rachel all laughed. "Seriously. Guess I'm never going there again,"
"Well, don't worry about it too much," Janice said, "Just because you can't marry someone from England. You still have Canadians, Americans, and Europeans - well other then the Europeans from you know England. Because I'm pretty sure that everybody in England knows about that by now,"
"Why does everything bad have to happen to me?" Ross asked.
"Or because of you," Phoebe added.
"What? Nothing bad has ever happened because of me," Ross defended himself.
"Um, yeah," Phoebe told him, "Because of that lie that you told your parents about Chandler, Mon didn't tell them about her and him and he got mad because he said that he 'was married to someone who hasn't even told the parents about the relationship' or something like that,"
"Hey, he didn't have to get mad," Ross huffed.
"He had every right to be mad," Rachel said, "As much of a right to be mad as I had when we WEREN'T on a break,"
"Oh come on!" Ross rolled his eyes, "We were sooo on a break,"
"Shut up!" Joey yelled, "Now I have an audition when we get back for a part in this WW1 movie, anybody want to help me rehearse?" He took out a whole bunch of scripts and handed one to Janice, "You're perfect for the part," he told her, "Read from Scene 7,"
Ross, Rachel and Phoebe were all stunned that he had picked her.
"Oh mi God!" Janice read.
"Ooohhh," Ross, Rachel and Phoebe all muttered.
"These people," Janice said, "They are all dead!"
"Don't worry, Charles," Joey said, "These people aren't dead, they are just unconscious,"
"You say it like it makes it any better!"
"Oh, but it does, dear Charles, when will you learn? If they aren't dead than we still have a chance."
Half an hour later they landed and they all said goodbye to Janice and went back to Monica and Rachel's.
Rachel immediately started to pack all of her belongings into a box.
"What are you doing?" Ross asked.
"Well, I thought that since Mon and Chandler are married now they might want to live together right? Well, I thought that maybe we could move all the stuff and then when they get home they won't have to do it,"
"Where will you live?" Joey asked and Rachel looked at him pointingly.
"Cool! We can play soak-the-paper-towel!" Joey said excitedly, "I've never played it with a girl,"
"What is soak-the-paper-towel?" Rachel asked hoping that the answer wouldn't freak her out.
"Well you soak a whole bunch of paper towel in a bowl of water and then roll them up in balls and throw them at the entertainment center," Joey explained and Rachel's eyes lit up.
"Cool!"
Two weeks later Monica and Chandler walked to the apartment #20 and smiled. Chandler threw all the bags on the floor and picked Monica up.
"Carrying me across the threshold, my knight?" Monica laughed as he kicked open the door. When they got in there, though, he nearly dropped her at the sight. His barker lounger was where the chair used to be and all of his stuff was on the shelves. They rushed to Rachel's room and found it empty, and then they went to Monica's room and found that all of Chandler's clothes and things had been moved into there.
Monica's eyes started to water, "This was the sweetest thing they have ever done!" she said hugging Chandler.
"I know," he whispered as he closed their door and set her down on the bed. She stared up at him smiling. "It's our first night living together," he said climbing on next to her.
Monica smiled and kissed him.
"You guys are literally the best!" Monica said hugging all of her friends once she and Chandler had woken up the next morning.
"We know," Rachel smiled and they all laughed.
"So, you live with Joey now?" Monica asked.
"Yeah, we have spaghetti wars and it's so fun," Rachel's face lit up for just a moment before she started to look unhappy. "Though I really miss you, Mon,"
"It was kind of weird knowing that you wouldn't be here when I woke up," Monica admitted hugging her friend tightly, "I mean, who am I going to hang out with in the a.m. now?" she asked.
"Hello," Chandler said discreetly, "I'm Chandler Bing, your husband and the guy you live with,"
"Oh, well, except Chandler," Monica corrected trying not to laugh.
Chandler angrily grabbed his coat, "I have to go to work," he muttered and stuck his tongue out at her. Monica quickly went over and kissed him. "What was that for?" he asked when the kiss ended.
"Oh, I just wanted to say goodbye to my awesome, hot, husband before he left for work," Monica said smiling slyly.
Chandler smiled, too. "Bye, you guys."
"Bing! How's it going? How was Las Vegas and Paris was it?" Doug asked slapping Chandler in the butt.
"Yes, Paris and Vegas," Chandler replied uncomfortably. "Like I told you on the phone two weeks ago, Monica and I eloped in Vegas and decided to go on a Honeymoon. She's a woman so obviously she wanted to go to Paris,"
"Oh, so was Paris nice?" Doug asked. Chandler went red.
"Um, well sir I honestly don't know," he said kinda embarrassed. "We didn't get much sightseeing done,"
"Oh don't be ashamed of it, Bing," Doug said slapping him again, "As long as you're happy and you get to work, I really don't care,"
Chandler nodded and quickly left, bewildered. He had to go to Central Perk for coffee right now!
CENTRAL PERK: Phoebe and Monica are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair near the counter.
Chandler walks in and sits next to Monica giving her a small kiss on the lips.
"Hey, how are you feeling? Better then this morning?" he asked. That morning before Chandler had left for work Monica had started throwing up and he had held her hair and was very worried about her.
"Oh, sweetie," Monica said smiling and hugging him, "I'm fine, you worry too much."
"No I don't," Chandler pouted, "I still say that you should go to the doctor, I'll make you an appointment. Please go, babe, for me?" he asked giving her a look and that smile that Chandler is known for.
Monica couldn't resist his smile and backed down, "Okay, okay, I'll go," Monica laughed grinning.
Chandler gave her another kiss and they stopped kissing only when Ross cleared his throat loudly. Chandler smiled and went to get coffee.
"Omigosh, Mon," Phoebe said to her and Monica smiled again, "You have, like, the best husband ever!"
"Monica has a husband?"
They turned to the door to see none other then Judy Geller standing there. Chandler glanced at Monica wondering what she was going to do.
"Mom?" Monica couldn't believe it. Judy sat down on the other chair.
"Monica when did you get married? Who are you married to?" Judy demanded.
"I'm not married, Mom," Monica said not knowing why she was saying this, "Um, I'm not even seeing anyone. I know that I'm 29 without a husband but who cares?"
Chandler couldn't believe this. He felt as though Monica had ripped his heart out and had started to chop it up and put it in her salad. He put down his cup a little too hard and stalked out of Central Perk, and Monica and Phoebe and Ross stared after him.
"What's wrong with him?" Judy asked, "I never did like him," she made a face and Monica stood up angrily.
"There is nothing wrong with Chandler, Mom!" Monica screamed angrily. "There is something wrong with you! Nobody is good enough for you, nobody but ROSS that is! Nobody is perfect so stop dissing one of the only people I care about!" Monica stomped out of Central Perk frustrated at her mother and knew that she had to go and find Chandler.
"Hmm," Judy said as she stared at the door that her daughter had just walked out of. "I think that Chandler boy has been hanging around with my Monica too much,"
"You're hopeless," Ross said rolling his eyes, "Okay, let's see I have some confessions for you. One, I smoked pot in college, Chandler never touched any of it because he refused to inhale that stuff in his lungs, of course he smoked for a while but that wasn't pot! Two, he never jumped out of the window! Three, he's a great guy and he really makes Monica happy."
"Well, she has four other friends that she's close to, why must she be so close to him?" Judy snapped.
"Because she loves him!" Ross blurted out.
"Poor dear," Judy sighed, "I knew this would happen. She would fall madly in love with someone who doesn't love her back. I guess that's all that she can amount to,"
"That isn't true," Ross defended his little sista. "He does love her, and they have been together for a year, and they eloped when we went to Las Vegas for their one year anniversary and Monica is getting sick in the morning but is fine in the afternoon so I'm guessing that she's pregnant. How does that sit with you!?" he asked crossing his arms over his chest.
Judy was clearly shocked. And so was Phoebe, she couldn't believe that Ross had just totally blown Mon and Chandler's promise not to tell.
"She has totally ruined her life," Judy sighed and left.
Chandler sat in his office with his feet up on his desk. He couldn't believe it. Monica had totally thrown a knife at his heart. He knew that they weren't going to tell, but she didn't have to say that as though it was no big deal, she could have just told her mother and they would have gotten through it, but she didn't. Not only did she deny being married, but she denied to even be in any kind of relationship.
"I'm sorry?" Monica appeared in the doorway but he didn't look up.
"For what?" He asked hotly. He saw Monica cringe but let it go; if she could just keep hurting him like that a little bit of hostility towards her shouldn't be too bad. (I know that in this chap I'm not exactly making Monica look too good, but just to let you know Mon is my second fave character, after Chandler of course, and I'm just trying to add some stuff in, not make her look bad)
"For hurting you," Monica replied pulling up the chair in the corner by his door to his desk and looking at him with tears in her eyes. Before she sat down she closed the door. "I don't know why I said it, it just came out."
Chandler couldn't stay mad at her, "That's okay," he told her smiling at her, "I love you too much to stay mad for long,"
"I promise that I will tell her," Monica said, "I don't think that Ross has confessed to her, but I'll tell her at Thanksgiving anyways. I guarantee that to you." She got up and went to sit on Chandler's lap.
"Hey cutie, there's a Ross Geller on line four," the voice of Louisa, Chandler's secretary, said through the phone.
"Okay," Chandler replied hitting the talk button, "And stop calling me cutie!"
"Whatever you say, cutie!" Louisa said happily and Chandler rolled his eyes.
"Call my husband cutie one more time and I will personally make sure that nobody will ever say that to you again!" Monica said pressing the talk button. Then she smiled at him and asked if he was going to talk to Ross.
"Yeah, I guess," Chandler replied earnestly. He picked up the phone and pressed the line four button, "Chandler Bing speaking, how are you Ross?"
"Um, Chandler, have you spoken to Monica?" Ross asked.
"Uh, actually she's right here with me," he said, "I'll put you on speaker," he pressed the speaker phone button.
"Hey, bro," Monica greeted.
"I have a feeling that you're going to hate me," Ross admitted to them.
"Why?" Monica and Chandler both asked suspiciously. "What did you do?"
"I accidentally told mum about you guys," Ross told them.
"What?" Monica asked, "What do you mean accidentally?"
"She started to totally diss Chandler after you stomped angrily out, and said that you shouldn't spend so much time with him. I told her that you loved him and it just came out. And then she said that she thought it would someday happen, you fall for someone who doesn't love you back and that you wouldn't amount to anything else. Then I just kinda told her." Ross halted. "Am I in big trouble?" he asked.
Chandler and Monica looked at each other.
"No," they both replied.
"Really?" Ross asked surprised. "Seriously?"
"Yes, Ross, seriously," Chandler replied hugging Monica closer. "It doesn't matter; it actually kinda works out better this way, now we don't have to tell her!"
"Ross, can you get off the phone now, because I need to talk to Chandler,"
"Yeah, sure. Bye guys." He hung up.
"What is it, Mon?" Chandler asked.
"Chandler," Monica said taking a deep breath, "I'm pregnant,"
Hahahahah! Okay, there's the new chapter. Keep reading!
DISCLAIMER: As much as I might hope and wish that I did, I don't own Friends
Chapter 3: Revealing some Secrets
"I know!" Joey said suddenly. "You two eloped!"
Chandler and Monica stood there staring at him as did Rachel, Ross and Phoebe.
"No way," Ross finally laughed. "They didn't get married, Joe."
"I wouldn't count on that," Monica whispered. "Guys, our wedding day was March 21st, when we got married in one of the nicer wedding chapels." (A/N lol March 21st is my birthday!)
"You got married?" Rachel asked, "Mon, I can't believe it!"
"I know," Monica said in her Monica-way as she watched Chandler's eyes widen at the death glare that Ross was shooting him. "But I mean we both wanted it, and I mean we're so happy and in love and who cares about big weddings, anyways?"
"You do!" Ross, Phoebe, Joey and Rachel all said at once.
"Monica didn't need a big wedding, and besides it was kinda a spur of the moment kinda thing," Chandler said.
"Marrying my sister was a spur of the moment kinda thing?" Ross asked. "I can't believe you!"
"You know that that isn't what I mean, Ross," Chandler rolled his eyes.
"Look guys, like I said before we're going to Paris for our honeymoon, and Ross, if mum asks don't tell her, okay? She doesn't even know that we're together,"
This time it was Chandler who was shocked; he looked at Monica not able to believe what she had just told him.
"What?" he asked, "I don't talk to my dad and he knows that we're together! I can't believe that you never told them," he sounded very hurt and his voice cracked a little, "Are you ashamed of being with me or something?" he asked.
"No!" Monica told him hurriedly, "No, Chandler I swear that's not it, it's just that my mom is so picky about who I date and..."
"And you knew that she wouldn't like that fact that you're dating me," he cut in, "Scratch that, married to me?"
"I was going to tell them," Monica whispered.
"Oh, yeah, when?" Chandler demanded.
"Right before they die," Monica whispered hoping that Chandler of all people would see that she was trying to be funny.
"You know, fine, make jokes," Chandler told her angrily, "The fact is still that you are so ashamed of me, of us, that you can't even get to tell your parents that you're dating me. The fact is still that you lied to me, you told me that they knew about us, remember when we were at our five month stage?"
Angrily, Chandler turned and walked away, calling a cab and leaving the others there to just stare after him and at Monica.
"You lied?" Joey asked.
"I don't know why I did it," Monica said tears brimming in her sapphire blue eyes, "I guess maybe I am a little ashamed of being with Chandler,"
"But why, Mon?" Rachel asked, "I mean if you love him who cares?"
"My parents!" Monica exclaimed. "My parents hate Chandler. And for good reason, too, because of that time he smoked pot in his dorm room and jumped out the window!"
"Chandler never smoked pot," Ross said.
"What?" Monica asked.
"I just said that so that I wouldn't get in trouble for, you know, smoking pot," Ross told them. "How was I supposed to know that we were going to be friends after college, let alone that he would elope with my sister in Vegas?"
"I can't believe you, Ross!" Monica said, "If it weren't for you then mom and dad would know about Chandler and I and he wouldn't be mad at me!"
"Hey, if it wasn't for me you would have never met Chandler, so back off!" Ross huffed.
Angrily Monica stomped away.
Monica hesitated before opening the door to her and Chandler's room. He was there, sitting on the bed with his head in his hands. Hearing her come in he quickly got up and hugged her.
"I'm sorry, I overreacted, I'm so sorry Mon," Chandler told her.
"I should be sorry," Monica told him, "First I went to lunch with my ex who I know you're very jumpy over, and then I go and lie to you and I am sorry, you don't have anything to be sorry for,"
Chandler smiled and kissed her.
"I'm going to Paris!" Monica said jumping up and down.
It was two days later and they were all at the airport ready to leave. Monica and Chandler for Paris, France, and Rachel, Ross, Joey and Phoebe set for New York City.
"Now remember, Ross, when we get home we want to be able to tell Jack and Judy about us so you have to tell them that it was you who smoked pot okay?" Chandler asked.
"Yes," Ross said, "You guys will get home for Thanksgiving, I'll tell mom and dad to go to your place for Thanksgiving and then you can tell them, but I'll have already told them that it was me so that you'll be in the clear, Chandler,"
"Good," Monica said, "I don't want anything ruining our Honeymoon. Nobody calls the hotel; nobody calls our cell phones, nothing. We want a whole two weeks just us no interruptions, okay?"
"Yes, but what can you and Chandler possibly have to do for two weeks in Paris?" Joey asked them. At the looks of all his friends he added, "Oh, go Chandler!"
"Joey!" Monica said, "Stop it!" At the final boarding call she grabbed Chandler's hand, said goodbye and they left to get on the plane.
"I am sooo happy for Mon and Chandler," Rachel said as she took her seat next to Ross and in front of Phoebe and Joey. "They are sooo meant to be,"
"Why do you keep stressing the word so?" Phoebe asked.
"Because she sooo wants to," Joey said smiling.
"That wasn't funny," Ross said and Rachel and Phoebe all nodded.
"We are sooo gonna die without Chandler's jokes," Joey said.
"Omigosh," Rachel said thunderstruck, "He's right! Who will give funny jokes, and much less who will clean up after us! We are sooo doomed without those two,"
"We'll figure out some way to live without them for two weeks," Phoebe said.
"I can make jokes," Ross piped up.
"Ross, it'll be a snowy day in August when you will actually make a joke that is even remotely funny," Rachel told him.
"Oh my God!" (Yep you guessed it! Guess who! Lol I wonder?)
Eyes all wide, they turned to see Janice sitting just a few seats away from them.
"Hey, guys, where's Monica and Chandler?" Janice asked switching seats with the man who sat next to them.
"On their honeymoon in Paris," Phoebe told her, "I should have dated Mr. Chandler Moneybags," she muttered under her breath and got funny looks from Rachel, Joey and Ross.
"Phoebe!" Rachel said in that way that she always does.
"Monica and Chandler are married?" Janice asked surprised. "I never would have expected that to happen,"
"Yeah, they got together at my second wedding in London," Ross told her.
"Oh Ross you're married?" Janice asked.
"No, I said the wrong name at the alter," Ross sighed.
"Hey, are you Stupid-Idiot-Wrong-Name? Everyone in London knows about you," Janice asked.
Ross hung his head and Joey and Phoebe and Rachel all laughed. "Seriously. Guess I'm never going there again,"
"Well, don't worry about it too much," Janice said, "Just because you can't marry someone from England. You still have Canadians, Americans, and Europeans - well other then the Europeans from you know England. Because I'm pretty sure that everybody in England knows about that by now,"
"Why does everything bad have to happen to me?" Ross asked.
"Or because of you," Phoebe added.
"What? Nothing bad has ever happened because of me," Ross defended himself.
"Um, yeah," Phoebe told him, "Because of that lie that you told your parents about Chandler, Mon didn't tell them about her and him and he got mad because he said that he 'was married to someone who hasn't even told the parents about the relationship' or something like that,"
"Hey, he didn't have to get mad," Ross huffed.
"He had every right to be mad," Rachel said, "As much of a right to be mad as I had when we WEREN'T on a break,"
"Oh come on!" Ross rolled his eyes, "We were sooo on a break,"
"Shut up!" Joey yelled, "Now I have an audition when we get back for a part in this WW1 movie, anybody want to help me rehearse?" He took out a whole bunch of scripts and handed one to Janice, "You're perfect for the part," he told her, "Read from Scene 7,"
Ross, Rachel and Phoebe were all stunned that he had picked her.
"Oh mi God!" Janice read.
"Ooohhh," Ross, Rachel and Phoebe all muttered.
"These people," Janice said, "They are all dead!"
"Don't worry, Charles," Joey said, "These people aren't dead, they are just unconscious,"
"You say it like it makes it any better!"
"Oh, but it does, dear Charles, when will you learn? If they aren't dead than we still have a chance."
Half an hour later they landed and they all said goodbye to Janice and went back to Monica and Rachel's.
Rachel immediately started to pack all of her belongings into a box.
"What are you doing?" Ross asked.
"Well, I thought that since Mon and Chandler are married now they might want to live together right? Well, I thought that maybe we could move all the stuff and then when they get home they won't have to do it,"
"Where will you live?" Joey asked and Rachel looked at him pointingly.
"Cool! We can play soak-the-paper-towel!" Joey said excitedly, "I've never played it with a girl,"
"What is soak-the-paper-towel?" Rachel asked hoping that the answer wouldn't freak her out.
"Well you soak a whole bunch of paper towel in a bowl of water and then roll them up in balls and throw them at the entertainment center," Joey explained and Rachel's eyes lit up.
"Cool!"
Two weeks later Monica and Chandler walked to the apartment #20 and smiled. Chandler threw all the bags on the floor and picked Monica up.
"Carrying me across the threshold, my knight?" Monica laughed as he kicked open the door. When they got in there, though, he nearly dropped her at the sight. His barker lounger was where the chair used to be and all of his stuff was on the shelves. They rushed to Rachel's room and found it empty, and then they went to Monica's room and found that all of Chandler's clothes and things had been moved into there.
Monica's eyes started to water, "This was the sweetest thing they have ever done!" she said hugging Chandler.
"I know," he whispered as he closed their door and set her down on the bed. She stared up at him smiling. "It's our first night living together," he said climbing on next to her.
Monica smiled and kissed him.
"You guys are literally the best!" Monica said hugging all of her friends once she and Chandler had woken up the next morning.
"We know," Rachel smiled and they all laughed.
"So, you live with Joey now?" Monica asked.
"Yeah, we have spaghetti wars and it's so fun," Rachel's face lit up for just a moment before she started to look unhappy. "Though I really miss you, Mon,"
"It was kind of weird knowing that you wouldn't be here when I woke up," Monica admitted hugging her friend tightly, "I mean, who am I going to hang out with in the a.m. now?" she asked.
"Hello," Chandler said discreetly, "I'm Chandler Bing, your husband and the guy you live with,"
"Oh, well, except Chandler," Monica corrected trying not to laugh.
Chandler angrily grabbed his coat, "I have to go to work," he muttered and stuck his tongue out at her. Monica quickly went over and kissed him. "What was that for?" he asked when the kiss ended.
"Oh, I just wanted to say goodbye to my awesome, hot, husband before he left for work," Monica said smiling slyly.
Chandler smiled, too. "Bye, you guys."
"Bing! How's it going? How was Las Vegas and Paris was it?" Doug asked slapping Chandler in the butt.
"Yes, Paris and Vegas," Chandler replied uncomfortably. "Like I told you on the phone two weeks ago, Monica and I eloped in Vegas and decided to go on a Honeymoon. She's a woman so obviously she wanted to go to Paris,"
"Oh, so was Paris nice?" Doug asked. Chandler went red.
"Um, well sir I honestly don't know," he said kinda embarrassed. "We didn't get much sightseeing done,"
"Oh don't be ashamed of it, Bing," Doug said slapping him again, "As long as you're happy and you get to work, I really don't care,"
Chandler nodded and quickly left, bewildered. He had to go to Central Perk for coffee right now!
CENTRAL PERK: Phoebe and Monica are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair near the counter.
Chandler walks in and sits next to Monica giving her a small kiss on the lips.
"Hey, how are you feeling? Better then this morning?" he asked. That morning before Chandler had left for work Monica had started throwing up and he had held her hair and was very worried about her.
"Oh, sweetie," Monica said smiling and hugging him, "I'm fine, you worry too much."
"No I don't," Chandler pouted, "I still say that you should go to the doctor, I'll make you an appointment. Please go, babe, for me?" he asked giving her a look and that smile that Chandler is known for.
Monica couldn't resist his smile and backed down, "Okay, okay, I'll go," Monica laughed grinning.
Chandler gave her another kiss and they stopped kissing only when Ross cleared his throat loudly. Chandler smiled and went to get coffee.
"Omigosh, Mon," Phoebe said to her and Monica smiled again, "You have, like, the best husband ever!"
"Monica has a husband?"
They turned to the door to see none other then Judy Geller standing there. Chandler glanced at Monica wondering what she was going to do.
"Mom?" Monica couldn't believe it. Judy sat down on the other chair.
"Monica when did you get married? Who are you married to?" Judy demanded.
"I'm not married, Mom," Monica said not knowing why she was saying this, "Um, I'm not even seeing anyone. I know that I'm 29 without a husband but who cares?"
Chandler couldn't believe this. He felt as though Monica had ripped his heart out and had started to chop it up and put it in her salad. He put down his cup a little too hard and stalked out of Central Perk, and Monica and Phoebe and Ross stared after him.
"What's wrong with him?" Judy asked, "I never did like him," she made a face and Monica stood up angrily.
"There is nothing wrong with Chandler, Mom!" Monica screamed angrily. "There is something wrong with you! Nobody is good enough for you, nobody but ROSS that is! Nobody is perfect so stop dissing one of the only people I care about!" Monica stomped out of Central Perk frustrated at her mother and knew that she had to go and find Chandler.
"Hmm," Judy said as she stared at the door that her daughter had just walked out of. "I think that Chandler boy has been hanging around with my Monica too much,"
"You're hopeless," Ross said rolling his eyes, "Okay, let's see I have some confessions for you. One, I smoked pot in college, Chandler never touched any of it because he refused to inhale that stuff in his lungs, of course he smoked for a while but that wasn't pot! Two, he never jumped out of the window! Three, he's a great guy and he really makes Monica happy."
"Well, she has four other friends that she's close to, why must she be so close to him?" Judy snapped.
"Because she loves him!" Ross blurted out.
"Poor dear," Judy sighed, "I knew this would happen. She would fall madly in love with someone who doesn't love her back. I guess that's all that she can amount to,"
"That isn't true," Ross defended his little sista. "He does love her, and they have been together for a year, and they eloped when we went to Las Vegas for their one year anniversary and Monica is getting sick in the morning but is fine in the afternoon so I'm guessing that she's pregnant. How does that sit with you!?" he asked crossing his arms over his chest.
Judy was clearly shocked. And so was Phoebe, she couldn't believe that Ross had just totally blown Mon and Chandler's promise not to tell.
"She has totally ruined her life," Judy sighed and left.
Chandler sat in his office with his feet up on his desk. He couldn't believe it. Monica had totally thrown a knife at his heart. He knew that they weren't going to tell, but she didn't have to say that as though it was no big deal, she could have just told her mother and they would have gotten through it, but she didn't. Not only did she deny being married, but she denied to even be in any kind of relationship.
"I'm sorry?" Monica appeared in the doorway but he didn't look up.
"For what?" He asked hotly. He saw Monica cringe but let it go; if she could just keep hurting him like that a little bit of hostility towards her shouldn't be too bad. (I know that in this chap I'm not exactly making Monica look too good, but just to let you know Mon is my second fave character, after Chandler of course, and I'm just trying to add some stuff in, not make her look bad)
"For hurting you," Monica replied pulling up the chair in the corner by his door to his desk and looking at him with tears in her eyes. Before she sat down she closed the door. "I don't know why I said it, it just came out."
Chandler couldn't stay mad at her, "That's okay," he told her smiling at her, "I love you too much to stay mad for long,"
"I promise that I will tell her," Monica said, "I don't think that Ross has confessed to her, but I'll tell her at Thanksgiving anyways. I guarantee that to you." She got up and went to sit on Chandler's lap.
"Hey cutie, there's a Ross Geller on line four," the voice of Louisa, Chandler's secretary, said through the phone.
"Okay," Chandler replied hitting the talk button, "And stop calling me cutie!"
"Whatever you say, cutie!" Louisa said happily and Chandler rolled his eyes.
"Call my husband cutie one more time and I will personally make sure that nobody will ever say that to you again!" Monica said pressing the talk button. Then she smiled at him and asked if he was going to talk to Ross.
"Yeah, I guess," Chandler replied earnestly. He picked up the phone and pressed the line four button, "Chandler Bing speaking, how are you Ross?"
"Um, Chandler, have you spoken to Monica?" Ross asked.
"Uh, actually she's right here with me," he said, "I'll put you on speaker," he pressed the speaker phone button.
"Hey, bro," Monica greeted.
"I have a feeling that you're going to hate me," Ross admitted to them.
"Why?" Monica and Chandler both asked suspiciously. "What did you do?"
"I accidentally told mum about you guys," Ross told them.
"What?" Monica asked, "What do you mean accidentally?"
"She started to totally diss Chandler after you stomped angrily out, and said that you shouldn't spend so much time with him. I told her that you loved him and it just came out. And then she said that she thought it would someday happen, you fall for someone who doesn't love you back and that you wouldn't amount to anything else. Then I just kinda told her." Ross halted. "Am I in big trouble?" he asked.
Chandler and Monica looked at each other.
"No," they both replied.
"Really?" Ross asked surprised. "Seriously?"
"Yes, Ross, seriously," Chandler replied hugging Monica closer. "It doesn't matter; it actually kinda works out better this way, now we don't have to tell her!"
"Ross, can you get off the phone now, because I need to talk to Chandler,"
"Yeah, sure. Bye guys." He hung up.
"What is it, Mon?" Chandler asked.
"Chandler," Monica said taking a deep breath, "I'm pregnant,"
Hahahahah! Okay, there's the new chapter. Keep reading!