Final Fantasy X-?
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy X. Actually, I do, just not the company. This story has a lot of inside jokes, they were sent to me from a friend, so you kinda have to read these in order...sumimasen!
Yuna: Waaaaaa! I miss my man!!!
Paine: Gimme a break.
Rikku: You should be thinking of the bare chested surfer dudes we're gonna see!
Yuna: In Bikanel Desert?
Rikku: Huh? I thought we were going to Besaid Island?
Paine: Hehe. SURF'S UP!
Rikku: (fumbles) Well---Uh..they could ride sand dunes!
Yuna: You're a ditz Rikku.
Rikku: Am NOT!
Yuna: (starting to freak out) ARE TO!
Paine: Have a drink of water, Yuna. (hands her a glass of water. Yuna immediately gulps it down, but then has a strange drunken expression about her)
Yuna: Ohhh...slipped it in the drink did yeh?
Rikku: Huh?
Yuna: RIDDALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN! No, don't double the docage!!!!!!!
Brother: What's going on here? WHATS WRONG WITH YUNA!??!!!
Yuna: (chants) homework is good. School is good. Brother's freaky ways are good. Baralia's tan skin is good.
Brother: I like this Yuna!!
Shuyin: (grabs Yuna) Well, too bad! She's mine!
Brother: Not if I beat you up! (launches at him, but falls through) HEY!
Paine: He's dead, doofus.
Brother: How would you know, goth chick!?!?!?
Paine: Duh, my dad's an unsent.
Brother: What's your mother? A troll? (laughs histarically, but it cut short when Paine punches him in the gut)
Tidus: Hey, man. That's better than falling on sharp rocks.
Yuna: Lover BOY!!!
Tidus: Huh?
Yuna: You've returned to me!!!
Shuyin: Hey, come on! I want some revenge here! If I don't possess someone quick I'm gonna have a freak attack! (lunges into Tidus)
Tidus: Hey--! What the------!
Yuna: AAAAAAAAHH! I never thought it could happen! The two hottest guys in Spira have become one perfect-hot-guy!
Hey, I never thought it could happen either!
Rikku: But you wrote it!
Shut up! Hey, you there!
Tidus/Shuyin: Who, me?
Yeah-you! Get into my closet---NOW!
Tidus/Shuyin: But John's in there!
No he's not! I chained him up in my basement! Hurry, jump!
Tidus/Shuyin: WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Yuna: NOOO! You took my love from me!
Hurry, Paine! Shove all of the pills down her throat!
Paine: With pleasure! (shoves them down her throat with her muscular man-arms, and Yuna passes out...finally)
Lenne: Hey! Me and Shuyin were going to spend eternity togther!
Now he's going to spend eternity with me!
Lenne: That's not fair!
A lot of things aren't. Go away or I might even snatch Nooj....
Lenne: Fine! I'll go! (disappears)
Leblanc: Noojie Woogie is mine!!!!!
It was a figure of speach! I don't want your pajama-wearin' suicidal maniac!
Leblanc: HOW DARE YOU?!?!!
Ok. If you don't put a T-shirt or something on in 5 seconds, I'm gonna sick Auron on yeh.
Leblanc: Who's that?
An old, dead guy---
Leblanc: OOH! Let me at him!
Auron: (pops up) Huh?
Leblanc: OOHh! He's so much more man than that old Nooj.
Nooj: Hey, you didn't call me Noojie-Woojie.
Leblanc: That's because I don't like you anymore! Get out of my sight.
Nooj: Fine with me. I like Paine anyways.(They go into a kissing feud)
Auron: (dodges from Leblanc and punches Nooj, sending him face-first in the gravel. YES! Go AURON!!!!) What do you think you're doing missy?!?!
Paine: You hurt his beautiful old face!
Auron: I'll hurt more than that if you don't get away from him right now!
Paine: But I love him!
Auron: Don't say those evil words!
Paine: Come on! No ones going to love a freak like me!! Yuna has Tidus, Rikku has a good shot at Gippal---who do I gotttt!?!!?!?
Auron: No one. And I'll lock you in your room until you think otherwise. (grabs her wrist and drags her away, screaming and crying)
Kimahri: Kimahri think Auron had bad experience.
Yunalesca: It wasn't that bad.
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy X. Actually, I do, just not the company. This story has a lot of inside jokes, they were sent to me from a friend, so you kinda have to read these in order...sumimasen!
Yuna: Waaaaaa! I miss my man!!!
Paine: Gimme a break.
Rikku: You should be thinking of the bare chested surfer dudes we're gonna see!
Yuna: In Bikanel Desert?
Rikku: Huh? I thought we were going to Besaid Island?
Paine: Hehe. SURF'S UP!
Rikku: (fumbles) Well---Uh..they could ride sand dunes!
Yuna: You're a ditz Rikku.
Rikku: Am NOT!
Yuna: (starting to freak out) ARE TO!
Paine: Have a drink of water, Yuna. (hands her a glass of water. Yuna immediately gulps it down, but then has a strange drunken expression about her)
Yuna: Ohhh...slipped it in the drink did yeh?
Rikku: Huh?
Yuna: RIDDALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN! No, don't double the docage!!!!!!!
Brother: What's going on here? WHATS WRONG WITH YUNA!??!!!
Yuna: (chants) homework is good. School is good. Brother's freaky ways are good. Baralia's tan skin is good.
Brother: I like this Yuna!!
Shuyin: (grabs Yuna) Well, too bad! She's mine!
Brother: Not if I beat you up! (launches at him, but falls through) HEY!
Paine: He's dead, doofus.
Brother: How would you know, goth chick!?!?!?
Paine: Duh, my dad's an unsent.
Brother: What's your mother? A troll? (laughs histarically, but it cut short when Paine punches him in the gut)
Tidus: Hey, man. That's better than falling on sharp rocks.
Yuna: Lover BOY!!!
Tidus: Huh?
Yuna: You've returned to me!!!
Shuyin: Hey, come on! I want some revenge here! If I don't possess someone quick I'm gonna have a freak attack! (lunges into Tidus)
Tidus: Hey--! What the------!
Yuna: AAAAAAAAHH! I never thought it could happen! The two hottest guys in Spira have become one perfect-hot-guy!
Hey, I never thought it could happen either!
Rikku: But you wrote it!
Shut up! Hey, you there!
Tidus/Shuyin: Who, me?
Yeah-you! Get into my closet---NOW!
Tidus/Shuyin: But John's in there!
No he's not! I chained him up in my basement! Hurry, jump!
Tidus/Shuyin: WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Yuna: NOOO! You took my love from me!
Hurry, Paine! Shove all of the pills down her throat!
Paine: With pleasure! (shoves them down her throat with her muscular man-arms, and Yuna passes out...finally)
Lenne: Hey! Me and Shuyin were going to spend eternity togther!
Now he's going to spend eternity with me!
Lenne: That's not fair!
A lot of things aren't. Go away or I might even snatch Nooj....
Lenne: Fine! I'll go! (disappears)
Leblanc: Noojie Woogie is mine!!!!!
It was a figure of speach! I don't want your pajama-wearin' suicidal maniac!
Leblanc: HOW DARE YOU?!?!!
Ok. If you don't put a T-shirt or something on in 5 seconds, I'm gonna sick Auron on yeh.
Leblanc: Who's that?
An old, dead guy---
Leblanc: OOH! Let me at him!
Auron: (pops up) Huh?
Leblanc: OOHh! He's so much more man than that old Nooj.
Nooj: Hey, you didn't call me Noojie-Woojie.
Leblanc: That's because I don't like you anymore! Get out of my sight.
Nooj: Fine with me. I like Paine anyways.(They go into a kissing feud)
Auron: (dodges from Leblanc and punches Nooj, sending him face-first in the gravel. YES! Go AURON!!!!) What do you think you're doing missy?!?!
Paine: You hurt his beautiful old face!
Auron: I'll hurt more than that if you don't get away from him right now!
Paine: But I love him!
Auron: Don't say those evil words!
Paine: Come on! No ones going to love a freak like me!! Yuna has Tidus, Rikku has a good shot at Gippal---who do I gotttt!?!!?!?
Auron: No one. And I'll lock you in your room until you think otherwise. (grabs her wrist and drags her away, screaming and crying)
Kimahri: Kimahri think Auron had bad experience.
Yunalesca: It wasn't that bad.