Link easily dodged the swing.
"What's wrong with you Odolwa?! Got a case of girly arm?!" Link cooed from a distance.
"EYAGH!!" Odolwa screamed furiously swiping at his opponent.
"Whu-oh! One-side! Ooh! Close one! Total miss!" Link taunted dodging every blow.
"St-st-STOP TAUNTING ME!!!!" Odolwa screamed in a rage.
"Why? You're so easy! I mean I bet even Tingle would have a hey-day with you!"
"Tingle?" Odolwa said stopping short.
"What? You know him or something?" Link said inquisitively.
"I- uh- of course not!" Odolwa said shifting his eyes.
"What is this? A bazaar or something?! Let's get to fightin!" Link said tapping his foot.
Odolwa looked at Link. Then he raised his arms... and...disappeared?!
"What the heck?!" Link said dumbfounded.
Then appearing as if from nowhere, Odolwa came crashing down.
Link easily blocked with his newfound sword. And sliced Odolwa badly across the midsection.
"EYAGH! NOT AGAIN!!!!" Odolwa said withering away.
Then... the most unexpected thing happened.
Link walked over to the mask that plopped down in front of him.
But before he could pick it up...
"Stay back! I found this mask! And it's mine!" A small figure said under the mask.
Upon picking it up Link discovered...
"A...frog?!" Link said dumbfounded.
"I'M NOT JUST A FROG YOU IMBECILE!" the frog thing said uppity. "I'm the great and almighty Gekko!...Well that is until you came along and defeated me!" Gekko said angrily.
"Defeated- who the monkey ARE you?!" Link said totally confused.
"I told you! And now I suppose you want me to tell you my story right?!" Gekko said looking up.
"Uh...no?" Link said grinning.
"What?! You own that too me at least!" Gekko said raving.
"Fine! Just shut up already!" Link said impatiently.
"Okay...the story begins, when I was last defeated by you! I had teleported out of the arena. And into the swamp! Swimming away, I vowed to get revenge! And walked away accordingly. Then several years afterwards, I came across Odolwa's mask! And used it to build a vast underground empire!"
"Okaaay..." Link said thinking about something else.
"Then I set my eyes to the surface! I would not only make the place of my weakness my strength-! But I would make it my stronghold! And so I did, in a time I had grown content with my secret stronghold in those pathetic Deku's temple. Then growing bored I sought to take over the kingdom! And so I did. Until you again ruined my plans! Nygargh!!!" Gekko said raving.
"Listen, you little frog punk, I'm on a tight schedual here, so make with the dam destruction." Link said irrated.
"No! Not my stronghold! Anything but that!" Gekko said whining.
"You know... while I was at the market, I saw a vendor who could use a good frog like you. Mighty tasty meal you would make..." Link said menacingly.
"Fine... you destroy the dam then! I don't have the heart..." Gekko said sadly.
"Just take the item in that chest there... you'll know what too do." Gekko said sitting down.
"Okay lessee here..." Link said opening the chest.
Then as it opened Link beheld the most awesoem item he had ever seen...
"Why..."Link stammered happily, "...it looks like a giant bomb!!!"
"Yes... improved version 6.0... quite expensive those things..." Gekko grumbled to himself.
"I see... well, time-a- to test this baby!" Link said happily.
"Hmm?! Wait- noo!!" Gekko screamed at Link waving his arms. But it was too late.
Then, Link threw the bomb into the generator of the forteress.
Meanwhile at the palace....
"Sorry Aryll... about...you know home..."Tetra said catching up to her.
"It's...okay." Aryll said with a sigh. "I suppose in the end everything will be alright..." Aryll said with a fake smile...
"Poor girl...", Tetra thought, "In total denial..."
Then without any warning there was a flash. Then the loudest noise any of them had ever heard.
BOOOOOM!!! Came a earth shattering noise towards the spring.
"What's going on?!" Tetra said covering her ears tightly...
"What??" Aryll yelled back.
Then all was silent....except for the ringing in everybody's ears.
Link stood there among the wreckage of the mighty forteress.
"Ah think grandma...the soup is too hot..." Link rambled his shirt quite blackened and torn.
Then Link shook his head and looked around.
"DANG!!" Link said aloud. "I'ma have fun with these things!"
But to Link's astonishment... he could not hear himself talk.
"What the-???" Link said but did not hear.
"Ohhh, the blast! It prolly won't go away for abit." Link thought to himself. Then the ringing came.
"AHHHH!!!" Link screamed holding his head in agony.
Then he ran around in circles clutching his head in agony. Upon which he fell off the mountain and into the river below.
"He did it!" The deku queen squealed. "He pulled it off!"
"And I'm saved!" Tetra said happily.
"Go brother!" Aryll said happily. Suprisingly enough.
Then they waited fro the hero's arrival.
8 hours later...
"My queen! We have discovered a rambling idiot down by the shore!" A deku guard said anxiously.
"Sounds like him." Tetra said with a smirk. "Let's go get him again."
And they all set off to meet Link.
Upon arriving....
"Link! Link! Are you okay??" Aryll said to her brother.
"Ah...would like to try the steak please gramma..." Link said woozily.
"Oh brother!" Tetra said throwing up her arms. "I could've seen this coming! Guy flawlessly blows the heck outta a dam- only to come out a babbling idiot!" Tetra said ranting.
"Shhh! I think he coming through!" Aryll said looking down.
"Aryll...Aryll???" Link said eyes sorta staring off in different directions..."Can-..can..."
"What is it Link? I'll do anything!" Aryll said eyes wide.
"Can...you pass the meat sauce? Gramma's steak tastes terrible without it...." Link mumbled.
"Oh that does it!" Tetra said furious. "Link's coming outta that stupor right now!"
And with that, Tetra jumped upon Link and beat him thoroughly.
"Gahhh...." Link said with a black eye..."Where- what- Ah! Blast! Big! Ringing!" Link stammered like a madman.
"LINK SHUT UP!!" Tetra said angrily. "You've been out cold for who knows how long."
"Really? Hmmm...All I can rememebr is a ringing sound that just wouldn't quit." Link said sorta dizzy.
"And how was Odolwa?" The queen asked excited. "Was it a hard fought battle?!"
"Actually no..." Lin ksaid rubbing his head with that grin. "It turns out it was only some guy named Gekko. Wierd frog thing. Really crazy."
The queen froze. "Gekko? Gekko! Gekko?!" The queen said maddened. "That frog thing! AHH! Our kingdom was almost extorted to nothing cuz of a frog!?!?!" the queen said exhasperated.
"Well if it's any consolation he had a great plan." Link said backing away slowly.
"EYAGH!!! Where is he! I'll take him myself!" the queen said angrily.
"Ah, well about that, you see it was a big explosion..." Link said twiddling his thumbs...
"And???" The queen said hanging on hsi every word.
"I don't know what happened to him."
"WHAT?!!" the queen said twitching, "What about my subjects???"
"Same problem..." Link said grinning weakly. "Though by experiance I'd say they're back to normal."
Then, as of Link had done it himself, the missing deku's came.
"What a day this will be!" the queen said. "Hail Link the hero!!"
"What's wrong with you Odolwa?! Got a case of girly arm?!" Link cooed from a distance.
"EYAGH!!" Odolwa screamed furiously swiping at his opponent.
"Whu-oh! One-side! Ooh! Close one! Total miss!" Link taunted dodging every blow.
"St-st-STOP TAUNTING ME!!!!" Odolwa screamed in a rage.
"Why? You're so easy! I mean I bet even Tingle would have a hey-day with you!"
"Tingle?" Odolwa said stopping short.
"What? You know him or something?" Link said inquisitively.
"I- uh- of course not!" Odolwa said shifting his eyes.
"What is this? A bazaar or something?! Let's get to fightin!" Link said tapping his foot.
Odolwa looked at Link. Then he raised his arms... and...disappeared?!
"What the heck?!" Link said dumbfounded.
Then appearing as if from nowhere, Odolwa came crashing down.
Link easily blocked with his newfound sword. And sliced Odolwa badly across the midsection.
"EYAGH! NOT AGAIN!!!!" Odolwa said withering away.
Then... the most unexpected thing happened.
Link walked over to the mask that plopped down in front of him.
But before he could pick it up...
"Stay back! I found this mask! And it's mine!" A small figure said under the mask.
Upon picking it up Link discovered...
"A...frog?!" Link said dumbfounded.
"I'M NOT JUST A FROG YOU IMBECILE!" the frog thing said uppity. "I'm the great and almighty Gekko!...Well that is until you came along and defeated me!" Gekko said angrily.
"Defeated- who the monkey ARE you?!" Link said totally confused.
"I told you! And now I suppose you want me to tell you my story right?!" Gekko said looking up.
"Uh...no?" Link said grinning.
"What?! You own that too me at least!" Gekko said raving.
"Fine! Just shut up already!" Link said impatiently.
"Okay...the story begins, when I was last defeated by you! I had teleported out of the arena. And into the swamp! Swimming away, I vowed to get revenge! And walked away accordingly. Then several years afterwards, I came across Odolwa's mask! And used it to build a vast underground empire!"
"Okaaay..." Link said thinking about something else.
"Then I set my eyes to the surface! I would not only make the place of my weakness my strength-! But I would make it my stronghold! And so I did, in a time I had grown content with my secret stronghold in those pathetic Deku's temple. Then growing bored I sought to take over the kingdom! And so I did. Until you again ruined my plans! Nygargh!!!" Gekko said raving.
"Listen, you little frog punk, I'm on a tight schedual here, so make with the dam destruction." Link said irrated.
"No! Not my stronghold! Anything but that!" Gekko said whining.
"You know... while I was at the market, I saw a vendor who could use a good frog like you. Mighty tasty meal you would make..." Link said menacingly.
"Fine... you destroy the dam then! I don't have the heart..." Gekko said sadly.
"Just take the item in that chest there... you'll know what too do." Gekko said sitting down.
"Okay lessee here..." Link said opening the chest.
Then as it opened Link beheld the most awesoem item he had ever seen...
"Why..."Link stammered happily, "...it looks like a giant bomb!!!"
"Yes... improved version 6.0... quite expensive those things..." Gekko grumbled to himself.
"I see... well, time-a- to test this baby!" Link said happily.
"Hmm?! Wait- noo!!" Gekko screamed at Link waving his arms. But it was too late.
Then, Link threw the bomb into the generator of the forteress.
Meanwhile at the palace....
"Sorry Aryll... about...you know home..."Tetra said catching up to her.
"It's...okay." Aryll said with a sigh. "I suppose in the end everything will be alright..." Aryll said with a fake smile...
"Poor girl...", Tetra thought, "In total denial..."
Then without any warning there was a flash. Then the loudest noise any of them had ever heard.
BOOOOOM!!! Came a earth shattering noise towards the spring.
"What's going on?!" Tetra said covering her ears tightly...
"What??" Aryll yelled back.
Then all was silent....except for the ringing in everybody's ears.
Link stood there among the wreckage of the mighty forteress.
"Ah think grandma...the soup is too hot..." Link rambled his shirt quite blackened and torn.
Then Link shook his head and looked around.
"DANG!!" Link said aloud. "I'ma have fun with these things!"
But to Link's astonishment... he could not hear himself talk.
"What the-???" Link said but did not hear.
"Ohhh, the blast! It prolly won't go away for abit." Link thought to himself. Then the ringing came.
"AHHHH!!!" Link screamed holding his head in agony.
Then he ran around in circles clutching his head in agony. Upon which he fell off the mountain and into the river below.
"He did it!" The deku queen squealed. "He pulled it off!"
"And I'm saved!" Tetra said happily.
"Go brother!" Aryll said happily. Suprisingly enough.
Then they waited fro the hero's arrival.
8 hours later...
"My queen! We have discovered a rambling idiot down by the shore!" A deku guard said anxiously.
"Sounds like him." Tetra said with a smirk. "Let's go get him again."
And they all set off to meet Link.
Upon arriving....
"Link! Link! Are you okay??" Aryll said to her brother.
"Ah...would like to try the steak please gramma..." Link said woozily.
"Oh brother!" Tetra said throwing up her arms. "I could've seen this coming! Guy flawlessly blows the heck outta a dam- only to come out a babbling idiot!" Tetra said ranting.
"Shhh! I think he coming through!" Aryll said looking down.
"Aryll...Aryll???" Link said eyes sorta staring off in different directions..."Can-..can..."
"What is it Link? I'll do anything!" Aryll said eyes wide.
"Can...you pass the meat sauce? Gramma's steak tastes terrible without it...." Link mumbled.
"Oh that does it!" Tetra said furious. "Link's coming outta that stupor right now!"
And with that, Tetra jumped upon Link and beat him thoroughly.
"Gahhh...." Link said with a black eye..."Where- what- Ah! Blast! Big! Ringing!" Link stammered like a madman.
"LINK SHUT UP!!" Tetra said angrily. "You've been out cold for who knows how long."
"Really? Hmmm...All I can rememebr is a ringing sound that just wouldn't quit." Link said sorta dizzy.
"And how was Odolwa?" The queen asked excited. "Was it a hard fought battle?!"
"Actually no..." Lin ksaid rubbing his head with that grin. "It turns out it was only some guy named Gekko. Wierd frog thing. Really crazy."
The queen froze. "Gekko? Gekko! Gekko?!" The queen said maddened. "That frog thing! AHH! Our kingdom was almost extorted to nothing cuz of a frog!?!?!" the queen said exhasperated.
"Well if it's any consolation he had a great plan." Link said backing away slowly.
"EYAGH!!! Where is he! I'll take him myself!" the queen said angrily.
"Ah, well about that, you see it was a big explosion..." Link said twiddling his thumbs...
"And???" The queen said hanging on hsi every word.
"I don't know what happened to him."
"WHAT?!!" the queen said twitching, "What about my subjects???"
"Same problem..." Link said grinning weakly. "Though by experiance I'd say they're back to normal."
Then, as of Link had done it himself, the missing deku's came.
"What a day this will be!" the queen said. "Hail Link the hero!!"