Kaze: Hey there. Y'all going to love this Chapter it should be amusing.
You guys don't think of Rikai as a Mary Sue do you? I hope not because
that was not the intention. But just to let you know this fanfic is to
make you laugh at me and or hate me! Thanks to everyone who wrote to me.
By the way special thanks to Storm Karstark. I hope you know that I was
having a completely rotten day but fortunately you just made me laugh. But
please I must ask you to mock me and not my reviewers. You may not have
enjoyed my beyond messed up story but they did. DO NOT STIFLE THEIR
OPINIONS WITH YOUR OWN! Thanks and I hope you review again soon. Wait
wouldn't it be flame again soon? I don't care. Read and enjoy! If you
can.
Chapter Four: The Horrible Mistake
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Ron lay sleeping on a bed. Harry sat with him as Rikai and Draco listened to the doctors report about Ron. Rikai looked as if she were ready to kill herself. She had screwed things up so badly for all of them.
"Ame will be fine Princess. All she needs to do now is get some rest." Draco left to go tell Harry the good news. The doctor turned to go.
"Is she pregnant?" Rikai asked softly. The doctor stared at her for a moment. He had a sad and somber look in his eyes that gave Rikai her answer. She felt a large lump form in her throat. She entered the room where Harry and Draco sat. They immediately knew something was wrong.
"Rikai?" Harry asked uncertainly. Draco frowned and stared at her.
"Rikai, he's going to be fine. Remember? The doctor said he was going to be fine." Draco said to her as if she were a stupid child.
"Guys, he's not fine."
"What?" They both shout.
"He's pregnant." She said inaudibly. Harry stood there not quite sure if he could allow himself to speak at the moment. Draco looked like he was caught between horror and amusement with the new information.
"Do you mean to tell me that Ron is going to be a mommy?" Draco asked. Rikai nodded. "Like he's going to give birth to a baby."
"Draco that's generally what happens when a woman gives birth."
"But Ron's not a woman!" harry shouted.
"Right now he is and I only hope he gives birth in this world because if he changes before he bears the child then he'll have to do it as a man."
"What will I have to do as a man?" Ron asked as he sits up. His long curly red hair cascaded over his slender shoulders.
"What are your thoughts on breast feeding?" Draco asked before either of the other two could stop him. Ron was more than slightly taken aback with the question.
"What are you yipping about Malfoy?" Ron asked heatedly. Harry stared at his best friend and quickly took Ron's hand. Rikai stepped forward.
"You're pregnant." Draco said so bluntly it took the three other teens a moment to recover from the shocking news.
"That's not funny." Ron said.
"It's not meant to be." Rikai said sitting on the other side and taking Ron's other hand. Draco stifled a laugh as he watched Rikai try to straighten everything out. Before too long Ron was crying like a child. Harry tried to retain some of his dignity but it was taken from him as Ron started on one of his angry outbursts. (It wasn't too different from the ones his mother gave.)
Ron was soon taken back to the palace. He was laid on the giant bed with tons of pillows and comfortable blankets. Rikai sent everyone out of the room. She sat down on the bed next Ron's hips. He stared at her for a moment.
"What's wrong now?"
"I am so sorry Ron." Ron didn't answer her and she knew that he wasn't ready to forgive her for her bad timing.
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Wonderful right! So Ron is pregnant and he's being an ass about it! Maybe you guys haven't figured it out yet but this story is about the torture of Ron! Yeeha! Bye
Chapter Four: The Horrible Mistake
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Ron lay sleeping on a bed. Harry sat with him as Rikai and Draco listened to the doctors report about Ron. Rikai looked as if she were ready to kill herself. She had screwed things up so badly for all of them.
"Ame will be fine Princess. All she needs to do now is get some rest." Draco left to go tell Harry the good news. The doctor turned to go.
"Is she pregnant?" Rikai asked softly. The doctor stared at her for a moment. He had a sad and somber look in his eyes that gave Rikai her answer. She felt a large lump form in her throat. She entered the room where Harry and Draco sat. They immediately knew something was wrong.
"Rikai?" Harry asked uncertainly. Draco frowned and stared at her.
"Rikai, he's going to be fine. Remember? The doctor said he was going to be fine." Draco said to her as if she were a stupid child.
"Guys, he's not fine."
"What?" They both shout.
"He's pregnant." She said inaudibly. Harry stood there not quite sure if he could allow himself to speak at the moment. Draco looked like he was caught between horror and amusement with the new information.
"Do you mean to tell me that Ron is going to be a mommy?" Draco asked. Rikai nodded. "Like he's going to give birth to a baby."
"Draco that's generally what happens when a woman gives birth."
"But Ron's not a woman!" harry shouted.
"Right now he is and I only hope he gives birth in this world because if he changes before he bears the child then he'll have to do it as a man."
"What will I have to do as a man?" Ron asked as he sits up. His long curly red hair cascaded over his slender shoulders.
"What are your thoughts on breast feeding?" Draco asked before either of the other two could stop him. Ron was more than slightly taken aback with the question.
"What are you yipping about Malfoy?" Ron asked heatedly. Harry stared at his best friend and quickly took Ron's hand. Rikai stepped forward.
"You're pregnant." Draco said so bluntly it took the three other teens a moment to recover from the shocking news.
"That's not funny." Ron said.
"It's not meant to be." Rikai said sitting on the other side and taking Ron's other hand. Draco stifled a laugh as he watched Rikai try to straighten everything out. Before too long Ron was crying like a child. Harry tried to retain some of his dignity but it was taken from him as Ron started on one of his angry outbursts. (It wasn't too different from the ones his mother gave.)
Ron was soon taken back to the palace. He was laid on the giant bed with tons of pillows and comfortable blankets. Rikai sent everyone out of the room. She sat down on the bed next Ron's hips. He stared at her for a moment.
"What's wrong now?"
"I am so sorry Ron." Ron didn't answer her and she knew that he wasn't ready to forgive her for her bad timing.
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Wonderful right! So Ron is pregnant and he's being an ass about it! Maybe you guys haven't figured it out yet but this story is about the torture of Ron! Yeeha! Bye