HEY ALL!!!!! Im back! Sorry bout the wait. I had a mental break down or some shit like that. Still not over it but I wanted to write. Or type? Anyways I am a lot better and I needed some laughs. So here's my new chapter of T and D. oh and let me say I am really not a sango hater. It was just funny. I love sango and she is my fav. Character in the anime. So sorry for any confusion!

Inu: yay! Hmmm fluffy t or d?

Fluffy: truth.

Inu: is it true that you slept with rin?

Fluffy: HELL NO!! shes like my daughter.

Inu: ok ^__^

Fluffy: ok kagome t or d?

Kagome: dare!!

Fluffy: I dare you to go over to OCM's house and kick him in the balls!

Kagome: ok I can do that. * walks over to OCM's house and rings doorbell*

OCM: yes young lady?

Kagome: * kicks OCM in balls* that's for being a child molester! * walks away*

Kagome: see? Im not a chicken. Now miroku I dare you to take sango into the closet for seven minutes of heaven. ^__________^

Miroku: *drags sango into closet *

Dan: NOOOOOOO!

Akako: HELLO!

Dan: * gets big eyes* WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE???

Shinibe: riiiiiiiight ok well if miroku and sango aren't out here soon someone will take mirokus turn once again.

Dan: just take his turn

Shinibe: ok inuyasha t or d?

Inuyasha: well what do you think bitch dare

Shinibe: * gets really really mad* how DARE you!!! It's the bitch thank you! Inu I dare you to take kagome to the back room and do sumthin kinky ^__-

Inu: * grins like little kid at Christmas* Kay! * drags kagome to back room *

Wolf: HELLO!!!!!!

All: HI WOLF

Shinibe: I swear if that music starts..

Dun dun..

BAM!

Shinibe: he he what that wasn't me!!!

Wolf: can I dare someone??? Pwease??

Shinibe: dude did you just say pwease??

Dan: yeah I think he should dare someone!

Wolf: ok matt t or d??

Matt: dare!

Wolf: I dare you to be sentenced to eternal damnation forever!!!

Matt: POOF * is gone*

Shinibe: YAY!!!!!!!! No more evil vile brother!!!!!!! * praises wolf* thank you!!

Wolf: yes all hail the almighty wolf!

DIT: HELLO!!! DIT has a very good dare! Can DIT use it??

Shinibe: sure why not?

DIT: fluffy t or d?

Fluffy: dare

DIT: * puts finger tips together* excellent I dare you to sing I feel pretty with inuyasha!

Inuyasha: NO WAY IN HELL AM I GOING TO SING!

DIT: inuyasha don't make me get out ned...

Inuyasha: ACK! Ok ok I'll sing!

inu: BumBumBUM(3X)

fluffy:I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and gay,

And I pitty,
Any girl who isnt me today,

inu: Lalalalalalalala

fluffy:I feel charming,
Oh so charming,
It's alarming how charming i feel,

And so pretty that I hardly beleive im real,

inu: lalalalalalala,

See that pretty girl in that mirror there (what mirror where)
Who can taht attractive girl be (which one where hum)
What a pretty face(Hum)
What a pretty dress(Hum)
What a pretty smile(Hum)
What a pretty meeee(Hummm)

I feel stunning(feel stunning)
And entrancing(and entrancing)
Both:Feel like running and dancing for joy
for im loved by a pretty wonderful boy!

Shinibe: um HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Fluffy: MY TURN!! * LAUGHS EVILLY* ok inu I dare you to dress up and act like a cat for 3 more turns

Inu: HEY I didn't even say dare!!

DIT: * pulls out ned* inu you'd make a cute kitty... well NED thinks so..

Inu: ACK !!! keep that psycho bitch away from me!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok ok I'll do it!

Shinibe: GOOD!!! * throws tabby cat costume over inuyasha* awww he looks sooooo cute!!!

Inu: * licks paws* I know I am the cutest thing in the world. Someone feed me while I sleep like the lazy cat basterd I am.

Sango: * hits inuyasha* stupid

Inu: no your stupid that's why were all sango raciest

Sango: shinibe are you a sango raciest too??

Shinibe: no

Inu: that's cuz were shinibe raciest too

Akako: YUP!! * kisses Dan*

Dan: * gets biiiiiiigggg eyes* wow

Akako: yup ^__________^

Sango: well screw you!

Akako: damn bitch get the fuck outta my business!!!

Sango: no

Akako: GRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Sango: isn't it inu's turn??

Inu: truth or dare kagome??

Kagome: dare

Inu: I dare you to French me!!

Shinibe * laughs evilly* good one inu!!

Kagome: Kay! * smooch no llllooooooooooonnnngggggg smooch*

Inu: @_____@ WOW!

Kagome: fluffy truth or dare?

Fluffy: truth

Kagome: is it true you brush your tail??

Fluffy: stupid human. Can't you tell by the way the fur flows evenly?

Shinibe: *falls out of chair* really??

Shannon: chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo, piggy go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Shinibe: ACK!! I thought I killed you???

Shannon: NOPE!!!

Inu:* kills Shannon* better??

Shinibe: now if you could kill all my other friends I would be soooo happy!!

Inu: keh * kills all authors friends*

Shinibe: thanks inu!

Fluffy: ok inu t od d?

Inu: um truth

Fluffy: have you ever filed your nails??

Shinibe: claws

Fluffy: right have you ever filed your claws?

Inu: Of course! How else would they be so even??

Fluffy: you're a descrace to you family

Inu: you should talk tail boy!!

Dan: why don't you two fight in a battle that will most likely kill the both of you?

Akako: great suggestion get at it boys!!!

Kagome: sure go ahead!

Miroku: this will be interesting

Sango: THAT'S WHAT U GET FOR BEING SANGO AND SHINIBE RACIESTS!!

DIT: ACK!! NOOO MY FLUFFY!!

Kikko: YOUR FLUFFY!!!! HE'S MINE!!!!

DIT: * pulls out ned* WANNA BET??!?!

Kikko: HE'S MINE BITCH!!

Shinibe: wow two fights already! Yay!

Dan:* stares at crowd* shinibe..

Shinibe: huh??

Dan: ummmmm well they scare me!

Shinibe: yeah they scare me too..

Sango: OI! Shinibe can I hit miroku???

Shinibe: sure.. OI! Did ya'll know if you put a cell phone near a computer when it rings it messes up the computer screen?

Akako: really??

Shinibe: yup!

Inu: wait isn't it my turn??

Shinibe: ummm yeah.

Inu: GREAT!!

Kagome: don't get too excited buddy..

Shinibe: yeah we don't want anything to happen. *snicker*

Kagome: thin cold thoughts there.

Shinibe: ice

Kagome: Popsicles

Inu: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO TALKIN 'BOUT??

Miroku: oh I get it. wow ya'll are perverts

Sango: yeah even bigger perverts then miroku..

Fluffy: yeah

Dan: yup!

Akako: uh huh

DIT: MY FLUFFY!!!!

Kikko: no MY fluffy!!!

DIT: NO MYYY FLUFFY!!

Shinibe: * sigh*

Fluffy: now now ladies calm down..

Kikko&DIT: NO!!!!!!

Everyone: X__x

Shinibe: dude Greg is dead. Did I tell you guys this??

Chris: HELLO!!!!

Shinibe: oh lord no..

Dan: what got a thing for him??

Shinibe: * blushes* NO!!

Chris: she loves me but she wont admit it ^__-

Shinibe: x___X WHAT!!!

Chris: yeah she is crazy 'bout me and she can't live without me..

Shinibe: DAMN YOU!! That is NOT true!!

Chris: yes it is my little pyro

Shinibe: ACK!! You can't call me that only.. well only.. YOU JUST CAN'T!!! ha!

Chris: Kay! How 'bout sexy??

Ashley: DAMN YOU CHRIS THAT'S MY NICKNAME FOR HER!!

Shinibe: * sigh* this has got to stop.

Chris: well she is.

Sango: he really gives off that creepy overbearing psycho stalker vibe, ne?

Shinibe: yes. sadly he does..

Chris: well your not perfect little miss pyro Goth-wannabe

Shinibe: * tries to hold in anger* chrisssss.... Now I may be a pyromaniac but I am most certainly not a Goth wannabe you know this.. * gets evil look in eyes* now DIIIIEEEE!!!!!

Chris: ah ok?

Kagome: shinibe did you take your meds today?

Shinibe: WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT-UP!?!? I TOOK MY MEDS!! AND DAMN THEM TO HELL!

Chris: there's no need to yell. preppy

Shinibe: ohhhhhhh your in trouble now... DIE!!!!!! * hits Chris with bat*

Chris: x___x

Inu: wow you killed two guys..

Fluffy: yeah I'm sure the guys are just lining up to be with you

Miroku: then get killed ^ ______________^

Sango: wow your dense..

Inu: ok well its my turn so shinibe truth or dare?

Dan: * boppin head*

Akako: what are you doing?

Dan: listening to the techno & rave station on shinibes computer with her headphones.

Shinibe: techno is the shit! I love it! WAIT!!! Your listening to it on MY computer with MY headphones??

Dan: yup

Shinibe: jackass

Dan: am not

Shinibe: are too

Dan: are not

Shinibe: are too!

Dan: ARE NOT ARE NOT ARE NOT

Shinibe: ARE NOT!

Dan: ARE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shinibe: ha ha I bugs bunnied you!

Dan: huh??

Shinibe: never mind..

Inu: well truth or dare!

Shinibe: umm truth

Inu: what is your greatest fear?

Shinibe: telitubbies! I had to baby-sit my 4 year old cousin and there was some kind of marathon on and he wouldn't stop watching that damn show!!

Inu: ha hah ha your afraid of the little guys dressed as martins?

Shinibe: yeah so what??

Inu: nothing.

Shinibe: akako truth or dare??

Akako: dare

Shinibe: ok I dare you to make inuyasha all the ramen he can eat!!

Akako: WHAT??? That will take 10 days!!!!!!

Inu: YUMMY!!

Kagome: -__- did inu just say yummy??

Inu: YAY!! Ramen ramen ramen!!

Dan: shinibe maybe you should give inu some of your meds..

DIT: no this is more of a sango meds situation..

Sango: BuHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Akako: see??

Shinibe: shoulden't you be cooking??

Akako: no I just ordered it and charged it

Shinibe: with what?

Akako: with your credit card ^_______________^

Shinibe: oh ok wait WHAT!!!!!!!!!!

DIT: oh fluffy dearest give me a wittle kissy

Fluffy: * kisses DIT*

Kikko: NOOOOOO that was MY kiss!!!

Fluffy: * kisses Kikko*

DIT: * glares at Kikko*

Kikko:* glares at DIT*

Miroku: way to go man you have two girls fighting over you!!

Sango: * slaps miroku* stupid stupid stupid

Miroku: heh heh

Kagome: * playing with inu's claws* wow do you really file them??

Inu: yup there sharp AND sexy

Dan: wow I gotta start filing my nails!

Wolf: sorry I'm back!

Shinibe: where did you go??

Wolf: I cannot reveal that information at this time

Sango: were you at a strip club??

Wolf: no

Sango: were you at a bar?

Wolf: no

sango: Were you at the pool?

Wolf: no

Sango: were you bowling??

Wolf: no

Sango: were you..

Wolf: NO MEANS NO DAMNIT!!!

Sango: were you..

Wolf:* anime fall*

Akako: well someone's got a temper

Wolf: she's irritating me to no end!

Miroku: that's my sango for ya!

Sango: Miroku please remove your hand from my ass this instant!

Miroku: sorry sango dear but you know, it just has a mind of its own

Sango: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight I'll believe that when purple pigs fly up to me and say ' miroku's hand has a mind of its own'

Shinibe: went out on a limb there eh sango?

Sango: damn right that stupid pervert

Well I hope you liked this chapter! Sorry it took so damn long to update !

Heh heh well there are a few things that I would like to say

The whole nickname thing was started by my buddy chris who is obsessed with me. He asked me what nick names my friends call me and I said Ashley calls me sexy and preppy and if you call me preppy you die!! And ashleys not gay. Just crazy.

I would like to ask anyone that has lived or does live in or near Atlanta GA if they have ever been to ' little five points' or ' the junk mans daughter' both are really cool stores so if you live near Atlanta you should check them out!

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!! And I will probably be doing Christmas next chapter than new years in the chapter after that!

Reviews, flames, truths and dares are always welcome! Flames don't bother me cuz you actually read it therfor something must have caught you attention. So if you have any questions or comments, truths or dares just hit the little purple-blue button!!

~shinibe~