Disclaimer: I own Inuyasha! Honest!*crosses fingers behind back, then shows crossed fingers* No I don't. Oh, now I'm glad I showed you that because you were about to go and sue me! Whew!

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Chapter 1: Head - Slamming

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Shippo: X_X

Miroku: @_@

Inuyasha: @_@

Kagome: .

Sango: O.O

Kagome: You shouldn't've thrown your boomerang, Sango!

Sango: Eheh.

Kagome: *takes Sango's boomerang, whaps her over the head with it as hard as she can*

Sango: @_@

Kikyo: *whaps Kagome over the head* Why does Inuyasha care more about you than me???

Kagome: @_@

Kouga: *slams big pig thing on top of Kikyo* How dare you knock out my woman!

Kikyo: @_@

Kagura: *slams Kouga over the head* Naraku wanted Kikyo!

Kouga: @_@

Hiten: *slams Kagura over the head with thunder pike* Heh, heh.

Kagura: @_@

Kanna: *jumps up and slams Hiten over the head*that was my sister!

Kouga: @_@

Manten: *squashes Kanna* AND THAT WAS MY BROTHER!!!

Kanna: X_X

Naraku: *hits Manten over the head* and you and your brother struck down my daughters!

Manten: @_@

Biggestshippofanintheuniv: *erases Naraku* I hate it when my drawings come to life.

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Heh. I don't care if you liked it, so flame me if you want! Just. REVIEW!!!!!!!