Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, so don't sue me!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------

Chapter 3: Um, ow, and other two – letter words

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------

Shippo: is fighting Naraku with Miroku and Inu

Inu: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miroku WIND TUNNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naraku: Uh – oh. I forgot the poisonous insects at home...gets sucked into wind tunnel

Shippo & Inu: YAY!!!

Shippo: slips on rock while victory dancing, rock flies through air and lands on his head

Miroku: you okay Shippo?

Shippo: Um...

Miroku: Huh?

Shippo: Um um umum um um...

Miroku: Uh – oh... all he can say is um!

Mr. Siebert, my sister's 5th grade teacher, comes walking down the trail

Mr. Siebert: Hi.

Miroku: Hi.

Sango: Hi.

Kagome: Hi.

Inu: Hi

Shippo: Um.

Mr. Siebert: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! runs away (Uh... explanation: Mr. Siebert hates the word 'um'

Inu: punches Shippo

Shippo: OW!!!!!

Inu: That's better.

Shippo: Ow owow ow!

Inu: --; Great! Now all he can say is 'Ow'

Miroku: hits Shippo

Shippo: Hi!

Miroku:

Shippo: Hi hihi hi hi!

Miroku: --;;

Sango: hits Shippo in head with giant boomerang

Shippo: Hello!

Kagome: I hope that worked!

Shippo: I'm okay now! But I have a question.

Inu: Yes?

Shippo: Who am I?

Kagome: hits Shippo on head Remember now?

Shippo: I Yeah... I remember everything now.

Inu: Do you remember who you are?

Shippo: Yeah, I'm Perigrin Took (a character from Lord of the Rings)

We'll try and figure out a solution to this in the next chapter.