Rakuba:Hey,welcome back!
Star:We were just starting our congratulations party!Mmmmmm,this cake is great! *Shoves the cake in*
Rakuba:Hey,chew your food dammit!
*mouth is full of cake* mmf fllkkk afff tfbbbh (She actually meant to say,'Hey,why wasn't that bleeped out?')
Rakuba:We speak english not mouth-full-of-cake-lish,Star
Star:*swallows a big chunk of cake* Shut upmmmhhfffttttttt *face turns blue*
Rakuba:OH DEAR GOD!YOU'RE CHOKING!!
*grabs Star around the stomach and sqeezes*
Star:Hack....hack....blaaghhh!
*Star hacks up a big brown glob*
*off in the backround* :Me eye!
Rakuba:Sorry uncle Otis!
*to audience* Well,how about we meet the behind the scenes characters of Will of Renayasha and it's sequel!I hope you become as close as Star's cake glob and uncle Otis's eye!
Uncle Otis:Thats not funny!
Rakuba:Yes it is
Kiko:But before we start that hon,how about we give you some congratulations party presents!
Uncle Otis:AS LONG AS IT'S NOT FREAKING CAKE!
Kiko:Whatever...Now here Star,your present first!
Star:Oh mother,you shouldn't have!
Kiko:Ah,but I did anyway!
*hands Star a plastic bag wrapped in brown paper*
Star:*immediately opens the bag* OH!!!!IT IS SOOOOO CUTE!
Kiko:Hold it up hon,so everyone can see it!
Star:*smiles* Isn't he just adorable! *holds up a little goldfish in a water filled bag*
Rakuba: *mumbles* Yeah,if you like food that stares at you......
Star:I think I'll name 'im....umm....Blinky!
Rakuba:What the hell?Why Blinky!?
Star:Cause its cute.......
AND ANOTHER THING!WHOS BEEN SCREWING AROUND WITH THE BLEEPER!?
Kiko:Whats a bleeper sweetie?
Star:It's the machine that bleeps out cursing when it comes up!!And somebody has been a'messing with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rakuba:The bleeper wouldn't happen to be a little black box that was in the corner of the celler would it....
Star:Yes it is!Hey wait.................IT WAS YOU!Get over here Mr. Osbourne!
Rakuba:Hell no!
Star:You mother Fu*****,as* sucking,butt grabbing dike!
Rakuba:Hey!Somebody turned the bleeper back on, *looks at Star*.....um...yay?
*everyone in the room looks at Star with mouths agape*
Rakuba:Well,ummmmmmm,SEE YA LATER!!! *smiles a big toothy grin*
Star:We were just starting our congratulations party!Mmmmmm,this cake is great! *Shoves the cake in*
Rakuba:Hey,chew your food dammit!
*mouth is full of cake* mmf fllkkk afff tfbbbh (She actually meant to say,'Hey,why wasn't that bleeped out?')
Rakuba:We speak english not mouth-full-of-cake-lish,Star
Star:*swallows a big chunk of cake* Shut upmmmhhfffttttttt *face turns blue*
Rakuba:OH DEAR GOD!YOU'RE CHOKING!!
*grabs Star around the stomach and sqeezes*
Star:Hack....hack....blaaghhh!
*Star hacks up a big brown glob*
*off in the backround* :Me eye!
Rakuba:Sorry uncle Otis!
*to audience* Well,how about we meet the behind the scenes characters of Will of Renayasha and it's sequel!I hope you become as close as Star's cake glob and uncle Otis's eye!
Uncle Otis:Thats not funny!
Rakuba:Yes it is
Kiko:But before we start that hon,how about we give you some congratulations party presents!
Uncle Otis:AS LONG AS IT'S NOT FREAKING CAKE!
Kiko:Whatever...Now here Star,your present first!
Star:Oh mother,you shouldn't have!
Kiko:Ah,but I did anyway!
*hands Star a plastic bag wrapped in brown paper*
Star:*immediately opens the bag* OH!!!!IT IS SOOOOO CUTE!
Kiko:Hold it up hon,so everyone can see it!
Star:*smiles* Isn't he just adorable! *holds up a little goldfish in a water filled bag*
Rakuba: *mumbles* Yeah,if you like food that stares at you......
Star:I think I'll name 'im....umm....Blinky!
Rakuba:What the hell?Why Blinky!?
Star:Cause its cute.......
AND ANOTHER THING!WHOS BEEN SCREWING AROUND WITH THE BLEEPER!?
Kiko:Whats a bleeper sweetie?
Star:It's the machine that bleeps out cursing when it comes up!!And somebody has been a'messing with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rakuba:The bleeper wouldn't happen to be a little black box that was in the corner of the celler would it....
Star:Yes it is!Hey wait.................IT WAS YOU!Get over here Mr. Osbourne!
Rakuba:Hell no!
Star:You mother Fu*****,as* sucking,butt grabbing dike!
Rakuba:Hey!Somebody turned the bleeper back on, *looks at Star*.....um...yay?
*everyone in the room looks at Star with mouths agape*
Rakuba:Well,ummmmmmm,SEE YA LATER!!! *smiles a big toothy grin*