Back to the Zelda: DeLocarina of Time: Chapter 4: Distraction in Kakariko Village

Okay, for those of you who don't know, Babs is Lorraine's friend in 1955. Of course, you hardcore Backies who read this will know, so... let's get going! I don't own Zelda or Back to the Future. I win!

Now that Marty was out of the underground gravesite, he could finally get to the second sage, which was apparently waiting for him at the Forest Temple. He looked around the tunnel leading up from Dampé's grave, trying to find a bearing on where in Hillrule he was. He heard a strangely familiar and crazy-sounding tune coming from the ground below the exit to the hall he was in. He recognized that song! It was nothing more than the windmill! He walked out and into the windmill, and ahead of him he saw the mill itself. To his right, he saw a Piece of Heart. He had to have it, but how could he get it? He saw his opportunity: He could jump onto the mill in the center, spin for a while, and then jump onto the ledge where the Piece of Heart was. It was crazy, but since he didn't have the Hoverboard, he only had one chance, or he'd have to face Dampé again. He put all of his faith in these two jumps, and just jumped as the rotating platform swung around. He almost lost his balance as he landed, and a fall could hurt him from this height, especially one that he wasn't expecting. He saw the Piece of Heart come into view around the center pole, and he readied for the jump. This was it... He jumped for the Piece, and just barely hitting the ledge, got the Piece of Heart, giving himself one more Heart Container with the other three pieces he had collected.

"Clara!" Marty said, "Clara! What's up? Is there anything I should do before going to the Forest Temple?"

"Marty, you don't have to yell." Clara replied, "But I think you should call Babs on your DeLocarina first."

"Babs?" Marty asked himself, "Well, I suppose that she's like Saria in the game." Marty took out the DeLocarina, and getting ready to play the three notes to talk to Babs, he noticed that it didn't look like it did in the game. It wasn't even blue. It was a new, silvery color, almost like the..."

"Time Machine!" Clara yelled, "Marty! What happened? Where are we?"

"Clara, I don't know, but if you're as confused as I am, it's all right. Apparently, we all got sucked into my game, the Ocarina of Time that Doc brought me from the future."

"Well, golly. We should hurry and get out of here, Jules and Verne might not have much food with Emmett's cooking if I'm here."

"Uh, Clara, that's the other thing, Doc's kind of stuck here too."

"But what about Jules and Verne?" Clara asked anxiously, "They can't live without either of us; Jules would blow Verne up and Verne would make it so Jules blew himself up before we got home."

"Clara, with how things are turning out so far, I wouldn't be surprised if they were here in Hillrule. Come on, we can probably make it to the Sacred Forest Meadow before too long, let's go!"

Clara flew after Marty as he jumped down from the ledge, and a man approached Marty from behind. "You look familiar, you're wearing the same clothes as that Calvin Klein kid seven years ago," he said, "I hate that song that he played on his Ocarina, it went something like this..." The crazy man, who Marty recognized somewhat, played three notes, a low one, a medium range one, and a high one, then he repeated them. Marty followed along with his DeLocarina, playing the Song of Storms, and making a huge storm inside of the windmill. "You crazy, drunk ocarina player, you did the same thing as Klein!"

"Sorry, Red."

"Hey, how do you know my name?"

"Well, you've slept on the bench at... never mind."

"Whatever. Just watch where you're going, you crazy, drunk Kokiri."

"Thank God that that's over." Marty griped, "Well, time to call Babs." Marty played the six notes, activating the mystical link between Babs's ocarina and his own. "Uh, Babs?" Marty asked the DeLocarina, feeling stupid going through the whole thing. "Calvin?" a voice asked back from inside of the DeLocarina of Time.

"Uh, it's Marty."

"Calvin Klein! Oh my God! You're the dreamboat that Lorraine was talking about. I'm gonna call her right now!"

"No! Babs, don't—!" Marty started, but was cut off by a tone.

"The ocarina that you have called is now busy. You may either wait until its user is finished with the call that they are making or hang up and try again later."

"Trouble with your mother again, Marty?"

"Clara, I don't need this now. Babs is only calling mom right now to tell her that—"

"Calvin?" the DeLocarina asked again, this time in a different voice. "It's me, Lorraine."

"Oh, hi, Mom–uh, Lorraine, I was just wondering what's going on with Babs and the Forest Temple."

"Where are you now, Calvin?" Marty really didn't want to do this, especially now that his mom was sounding like this again. "Uh, I'm in Kakariko Village," Marty instantly knew that it was a dumb idea to tell her where he was. "AAAAAH! CALVIN'S IN KAKARIKO VILLAGE!" he heard Lorraine yell on the other side of the DeLocarina. After she had apparently gotten the attention of nearly all of the female Zoras in Zora's Domain, he heard a stampede of feet running away from the other end. "Oh, great." Marty put the DeLocarina away in his vest, and taking a look back towards Kakariko Village, he ran out of it, hopefully able to get away to the Sacred Forest Meadow before Lorraine found him.

"Marty! Marty!" his vest said again.

"Yo, Doc, what is it?" Marty asked, pulling out his walkie-talkie as he ran across Hillrule Field, looking out for his mom behind him.

"Marty, haven't you gotten to the Forest Temple yet?" Doc came over it again.

"Well, Doc, I got a little distracted. We had to race Dampé, and then Clara asked me to call Babs."

"Marty, you can't just do anything you want to; we have to get back to Hill Valley!"

"All right, Doc, I'm heading over there now." Marty put away the walkie- talkie, and with a renewed resolve, he headed off towards Kokiri Forest.

"IT'S CALVIN!" he heard behind him, and just as he turned around, thousands of female Zoras were flooding out of Zora's River and onto Hyrule Field. "Clara, quick, let's go!" Marty yelled as he grabbed her and stuffed her into a bottle that he found in his pocket. This was going to be a really, really long game.