Sabby- Maha schools OUT and I was a little bored waiting for Inuyasha to
come on so I came up with THIS!!!
Jack- Woopdee doo! No seriously I am very happy for you...
Sabby- LIAR!! Oh well I do not own Harvest Moon but I DO own a copy of it!
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(We see a regular looking inn, with an unusually small amount of rooms,
where we find Karen!!)
Karen- I hic hope that hic rick remembers to hic come hic
Jack- knowing rick, he is probably sitting at home playing with his
beloved stuffed chicken Shnookums!!
Karen- HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT SHNO- I mean rick does NOT have a
stuffed chicken hic
(On some random street in Mineral town)
Rick- (running) must... get... to... inn... to... see... KAREN...
(band of ninjas appears)
Random Ninja guy- We are the ninjas of ruined love affairs!!! prepare to
BE LATE!!
Rick- NO NOT THE NINJAS OF- (whispers) what did you say again?
RNG- (whispers) ruined love affairs
Rick- WHAT HE SAID!!! ANYBODY BUT THEM!!!
RNG2- so um whats next?
Rick- I think this is the part where I run away screaming like a little
girl...
RNG- you are CORRECT!!
Rick- well I am too tierd to run away so I guess I will use my super
powers of TAI CHI-CKEN!!!! (pulls out shnookums) HYYYYYYYYYYYY-YA!!!!!
(meanwhile back at inn)
Jack- um I think you gave karen a little too much wine again doug...
Doug- hey if it earns money...
Jack- COMEON YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR LITTLE MONEY MAKING MACHINE!!
Doug- huh?
Jack- um hello its cliff!!!
Cliff- (wakes up) huh huh? what I do what I do?
Jack- I heard you even make him make the wine for you!!
Doug- he chooses to do that
Cliff- WHAT? YOU ARE USING ME TO EARN YOURSELF ENOUGH MONEY SO YOU CAN PAY
DUKE TO MAKE ME MAKE WINE SO HE GIVES THE MONEY YOU GAVE TO HIM TO ME AND I
GIVE IT BACK TO YOU PLUS I GIVE YOU WINE??? YOU-
(eveyone looks at cliff)
Cliff- I mean- .........
Basil- right. now that that's over, I shall share some of my knowlage on
the lifestyle of wine grapes, otherwise known as wineus grapeus, with you
wonderful and poorly educated people!!!!!
(everyone looks at basil)
Basil- so now then the lifestyles of the wineus grapeus constitutes mainly
of-
Jack- GRAPES HAVE NO LIFESTYLE!!! THEY ARE GRAPES!!! GRAPES ARE PLANTS!!!
Basil- are you..... dissing plants?
Jack- YES!!!
Basil- oh ok then (looks at script again) I mean- ahem- DIEEEEEEEEE!!!
(back to rick)
Rick- I think that that just about takes care of those guys... thank you mr
shnookums!!
Mr Shnookums- quack!
Rick- yes I know mr shnookums they were a little... how you you say it...
Mr. Shnookums- quack!
Rick- yes I know they delayed us abit... but oh well lets go!! (tucks mr
shnookums into pocket)
To be continued...
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Sabby- ahh oh well it wasn't very long but I guess it will pass...
Cliff- ............. HA!!
Sabby- ?
Cliff-.....................sorry...............
Sabby- the kids all heart isn't he? (hugs cliff, who suffocates and dies)
Cliff- XX
Sabby- I CAN FIX THAT!! well please review while I fix up cliffi here!!!!
Thanks for reading!!