Rakuba:Heya guys,welcome back! looks at Alice

um............Alice,if you're gonna be my new co-host,you're gonna hafta be happy about it,k'

Alice:whatever.

Rakuba:O.k,Alice,would you mind going to the other room please?

Alice:Gladly

Rakuba: makes sure Alice is out of ear shot OH MY GOD! to audience She is a friggin btch!She never smiles,she does'nt like my jokes,and the worst part is,i think she hates me!

Person in the audience:So why don't ya get Star back you inconsiderate jerk!

Everyone in the audience:YEAH!

Rakuba:Fine......sighs I'll break up with Alice.....IF IT'LL KEEP MY RATINGS UP! walks into the other room

long while of silence

Alice from other room:YESSSSSS!GOD BLESS IT,AMENNNNNN!

Alice waltzes and skips out of the other room

Rakuba:walks out of the other room Well,she sure took it better than I thought........

Star:Rakuba!!!

Rakuba:Star? .........STAR!

running toward each other in slow motion in a feild

hug

Audience:Awwwwww

Rakuba & Star: Ewwwwwww let go of each other

Rakuba:I sure did miss you ya little ingnorant brat!

Star:Same here you butt-brained dingus

shake hands