Rakuba:Hey and welcome back, we got a long show for you tonight, to Star Star!Introduce our guest!
Star:And here is the miracle making,wolf looking,lovable oaf..........Orm!
Orm walks in waving
Rakuba:Hey Orm,welcome to Rakuba and Star's question and answer warehouse!
Orm:Glad to be here!
Star:Both of you shut up,ya sound like Jerry Springer!
Rakuba:You've never even watched Jerry Springer,Star.
Star:Yeah but I've seen mom mimicking him at parties.
Rakuba:Mom has parties!?
Star:Yeah,there was the one where she got really drunk on wine....and....man,I never knew she could dance like that.I think you were at summer camp.
Rakuba:Dammit!I wanna see that crap!
Star:It was really pretty funny.......wait......you WANT to see mom dance?!
Rakuba:Yeah,I always knew that parents danced funny so I was curious about OUR parents......
Star:Good point.
Orm: AHEM!
Rakuba:Whoops!Sorry 'bout that Orm.
So...Orm.How old are you really?
Orm:I'm only eleven guys.
Rakuba:Whoah.....MAN you must have hit puberty REALLY fast!
Star:Yeah!You're HUGE!And you're furry and you've got a voice that makes you sound like a teen!And you got a good vocabulary for an eleven year old!
Orm:Yeah.....it was pretty freaky when I was growing up.
Rakuba:Speaking of wich....when you were growing up,where did you live?
Orm:Well,I've been all over the world I guess.I used to be in a traveling freak show that payed pretty good money after my parents were....ummm......taken away from me.
Rakuba:I never knew that!?
Orm:Well.....yeah.But the people in Romania,Russia,and France didn't seem all that impressed.
Rakuba:Why do you think that is?
Orm:Well...after shows,I would have the ringmaster get some books on the histories of those countries.Ya see,in Romania and Russia,there was a desease that caused huge amounts of hair growth all over the body that made them look like werewolves....plus those towns already highly believed and supposedly "knew" about the existance of "werewolves" so they thought I was just another werewolf,a regular thing in their life style.They wouldn't have been excited at all if the other attractions hadn't riled them up.
Rakuba:Wow,thats a pretty big history.What about France?
Orm:Well,I read a french mythology book that gave info on a beast that looked like a werewolf that walked on it's fours but could rear up like a bear.After someone managed to kill it,they had a whole bunch of scientists look at it.They marked it as an unidentified species even though they told the people it was just an incredibly oversized wolf.So,they pretty much already experianced that kind of thing.
Rakuba:I see.So why did you leave the circus?
Orm:Get this,the circus actually found someone else bigger and better than me.......plus they ran out of room in the tents and stuff.
Rakuba:So who was it?
Orm:Some btch who was "raised by wolves" .But before I left I socialized with her a bit,get this crap.She didn't know a THING about wolves or how they acted or NOTHING!She was a total fake!At least I was the real thing!And it was slightly funny too because she thought I was a fake too.She thought I had that desease but after I told her no,I heard her mutter that it must've been a high amount of makeup!
Rakuba:Thats pretty interesting.
Star:And what did you ever do in the circus,like what did you do for your act?
Orm:Well,I would've been dressed differently,like shirtless with a shredded pair of shorts.They would dress me up in fake locked chains and stuff.Then they would bring a couple of people out of the audience,and they used the line "Who dares to approach this beautiful yet ferocious peice of supposed mythology!?" Then,there was this one time where they brought a kid and his dad up to look at me up close.I was putting my best show on,I had thought of a new way to get attractions.
Rakuba:Gods this sounds interesting!Too bad it had to be typed in so many words.Continue my friend.
Orm:Well,I would perk my ears and bristle my fur,then,hoo boy this was funny,I would tug and yank on the fake chains,until those dinky little peices of polished plastic broke and I just opened my mouth and roared in this guy's face.And since this was supposed to be an act and I was supposed to be a hideous ferocious beast,I sprayed sarcastically "Venomous ravenous beast's drool" in his face.And before the shows,just for effects,they would give me raw meat,wich I really don't mind,to give me this bloody meaty breath.His face turned white.To get him to do something other then sit there,I flexed my claws.Then there was his kid.The man starts screaming like a lil' girl,and he was this big lumberjack looking guy,and his kid just sits there with a smile on his face.So just to get the crowd going and get a higher pay,I pick this kid up and sit him on my shoulder and ran around with him all over the ring!And to think the fanfic described me as a MEDIUM sized kid.
Rakuba:Yeah,well,I always knew you were an over achiever!Thanks for your time Orm,suffer few pains buddy!Man,and to think.You aren't even a werewolf.....
Orm:Yeah....see you two later!
Star:See ya buddy!And that was Orm the wolf demon/dog demon/human mix!
Rakuba:And yet again.So many words used.
Star:And here is the miracle making,wolf looking,lovable oaf..........Orm!
Orm walks in waving
Rakuba:Hey Orm,welcome to Rakuba and Star's question and answer warehouse!
Orm:Glad to be here!
Star:Both of you shut up,ya sound like Jerry Springer!
Rakuba:You've never even watched Jerry Springer,Star.
Star:Yeah but I've seen mom mimicking him at parties.
Rakuba:Mom has parties!?
Star:Yeah,there was the one where she got really drunk on wine....and....man,I never knew she could dance like that.I think you were at summer camp.
Rakuba:Dammit!I wanna see that crap!
Star:It was really pretty funny.......wait......you WANT to see mom dance?!
Rakuba:Yeah,I always knew that parents danced funny so I was curious about OUR parents......
Star:Good point.
Orm: AHEM!
Rakuba:Whoops!Sorry 'bout that Orm.
So...Orm.How old are you really?
Orm:I'm only eleven guys.
Rakuba:Whoah.....MAN you must have hit puberty REALLY fast!
Star:Yeah!You're HUGE!And you're furry and you've got a voice that makes you sound like a teen!And you got a good vocabulary for an eleven year old!
Orm:Yeah.....it was pretty freaky when I was growing up.
Rakuba:Speaking of wich....when you were growing up,where did you live?
Orm:Well,I've been all over the world I guess.I used to be in a traveling freak show that payed pretty good money after my parents were....ummm......taken away from me.
Rakuba:I never knew that!?
Orm:Well.....yeah.But the people in Romania,Russia,and France didn't seem all that impressed.
Rakuba:Why do you think that is?
Orm:Well...after shows,I would have the ringmaster get some books on the histories of those countries.Ya see,in Romania and Russia,there was a desease that caused huge amounts of hair growth all over the body that made them look like werewolves....plus those towns already highly believed and supposedly "knew" about the existance of "werewolves" so they thought I was just another werewolf,a regular thing in their life style.They wouldn't have been excited at all if the other attractions hadn't riled them up.
Rakuba:Wow,thats a pretty big history.What about France?
Orm:Well,I read a french mythology book that gave info on a beast that looked like a werewolf that walked on it's fours but could rear up like a bear.After someone managed to kill it,they had a whole bunch of scientists look at it.They marked it as an unidentified species even though they told the people it was just an incredibly oversized wolf.So,they pretty much already experianced that kind of thing.
Rakuba:I see.So why did you leave the circus?
Orm:Get this,the circus actually found someone else bigger and better than me.......plus they ran out of room in the tents and stuff.
Rakuba:So who was it?
Orm:Some btch who was "raised by wolves" .But before I left I socialized with her a bit,get this crap.She didn't know a THING about wolves or how they acted or NOTHING!She was a total fake!At least I was the real thing!And it was slightly funny too because she thought I was a fake too.She thought I had that desease but after I told her no,I heard her mutter that it must've been a high amount of makeup!
Rakuba:Thats pretty interesting.
Star:And what did you ever do in the circus,like what did you do for your act?
Orm:Well,I would've been dressed differently,like shirtless with a shredded pair of shorts.They would dress me up in fake locked chains and stuff.Then they would bring a couple of people out of the audience,and they used the line "Who dares to approach this beautiful yet ferocious peice of supposed mythology!?" Then,there was this one time where they brought a kid and his dad up to look at me up close.I was putting my best show on,I had thought of a new way to get attractions.
Rakuba:Gods this sounds interesting!Too bad it had to be typed in so many words.Continue my friend.
Orm:Well,I would perk my ears and bristle my fur,then,hoo boy this was funny,I would tug and yank on the fake chains,until those dinky little peices of polished plastic broke and I just opened my mouth and roared in this guy's face.And since this was supposed to be an act and I was supposed to be a hideous ferocious beast,I sprayed sarcastically "Venomous ravenous beast's drool" in his face.And before the shows,just for effects,they would give me raw meat,wich I really don't mind,to give me this bloody meaty breath.His face turned white.To get him to do something other then sit there,I flexed my claws.Then there was his kid.The man starts screaming like a lil' girl,and he was this big lumberjack looking guy,and his kid just sits there with a smile on his face.So just to get the crowd going and get a higher pay,I pick this kid up and sit him on my shoulder and ran around with him all over the ring!And to think the fanfic described me as a MEDIUM sized kid.
Rakuba:Yeah,well,I always knew you were an over achiever!Thanks for your time Orm,suffer few pains buddy!Man,and to think.You aren't even a werewolf.....
Orm:Yeah....see you two later!
Star:See ya buddy!And that was Orm the wolf demon/dog demon/human mix!
Rakuba:And yet again.So many words used.