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Buffy: (Kicking vampire into gravestone) Where's my stake?

Xander: I don't know. Where did you last have it?

Buffy: In my hand! Willow?

Willow: Don't look at me.

Buffy: Oh great...

RVD: Is this it?

Buffy: Oh, thank you kind stranger! (Stakes vampire)

Xander: Oh my god!

Willow: What?

Xander: It's RVD!

Buffy: Who?

Xander: RVD! You know, Rob Van Dam.

Buffy: No..I don't know.

Xander: What are you doing in Sunnydale?

RVD: Didn't you here? They've just finished building an arena here. Cool, huh?

Xander: Yeah! You holding RAW here?

RVD: Yep, No Mercy too.

Xander: It's not all sold out is it?

RVD: Sorry, dude.

Buffy: (Whispers to Willow) What are they talking about?

Willow: No idea.

Buffy: Well nice meeting you...Rob. But we've gotta get going.

RVD: Thats cool. Nice meeting you too. I - (gets tackled by a vampire) Ahh!

Spike: (Sitting on the wall) Give him the chair!

Goldberg: (Spears vampire in wrestling gear)

Buffy: OK this is just getting weird here...

Xander: Oh my god! It's -

Willow: Oh here we go...

Buffy: (Stakes vampire)

Spike: Boo!

Buffy: What?

Spike: They selling signs anywhere?

Buffy: Spike, what are you talking about?

Xander: Buff, incase you haven't noticed, these guys are wrestlers!

Buffy: Oh...

Goldberg: Hey, it's the slayer!

Buffy: Erm...hi.

Goldberg: I heard about you.

Buffy: Thats nice. Xander can we go now!

Spike: Not untill I get an autograph.

Buffy: Spike, shut up.

Xander: Spike? You watch WWE?

Spike: And if I do?

Xander: Oh I meant nothing by it but, I just thought of you as the kind of guy to

like lovey soap operas, thats all.

Spike: It's just the one!

Willow: OK. Lets just go before it gets any stranger.

Rock: AND FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO...

Xander: Sunnydale...

Rock: SUNNYDALE!

Buffy: Have you been to Sunnydale before now?

Rock: No.

Buffy: Well than technically -

Xander: Buffy, don't aggrivate the wrestler now, OK?

Buffy: I can take him!

Spike: Now thats something I'd pay to see!

Xander: Spike, not now!

Rock: You think I'd actually fight you?

Buffy: Well if you can wrestle half as well as you can act you might just have a

chance!

Willow: Again, lets go before it gets any weirder.

Vince: What the hell are you guys doing here this time of night!

Willow: Too late...

RVD: OK I'm going.

Spike: No, lets have a show!

Vince: At midnight?

Spike: You do it later than that at PPV's. Why can't you do it now?

Rock: I can act good, can't I?

Vince: Because, I - Wait a minute...who are you?!

Xander: He's Spike, don't pay any attention to him, Mr. McMahon.

Vince: Right...I can't have you up at this time. Go home! All of you!

Buffy: You're not the boss of me!

Xander: Buffy, what have I told you about aggrivating the wrestlers?

Spike: Technically he's not a wrestler -

Xander: Yes, thank you Spike. Hey Buff, where's Dawn?

Buffy: Oh crap. Oh wait, she's with Anya!

Vince: OK, I'm tired. We'll all meet here at noon tomorrow and continue this

weird sitsuation.

Spike: No! Continue it now!

Vince: Who are you?

Willow: (To RVD) So you're actually a wrestler on T.V?

RVD: Yep.

Willow: Cool. You know erm -

Buffy: Willow!

Willow: What? He's cute.

Buffy: You're gay.

Willow: (Looks at RVD) I don't have to be.

Buffy: Thats disgusting. I'm going.

Spike: This is the worst show ever! I'm going home!

Vince: Yeah me too.

Goldberg: Yeah, come on Rob.

RVD: (Looks at Willow) Yeah OK Goldberg, just give me a few minutes.

Vince: Rob! If you don't get down here you're fired!

RVD: Ok ok.

Willow: Call me!