Warning:This specific chapter has a LOT of cursing in it if anyone cares!
Star:You bastard!!
Rakuba:Aha!In your face!IN YOUR FACE!!!Go me! starts breakdancing
Star: looks really pissed off is thinkingThis sucks.He blew up my mothership and my butt's numb.
Rakuba: stops his embarrasing and cruddy breakdancing moves Oh,hi special guests!
Star: mumbles I'll tell you who's "special" around here........
Rakuba:Star and I were just trying out a new video game called......
Star: finishes Bastards in space?
Rakuba:Yeah....I mean no!uggghhhh......Star.please!It's not my fault that girls suck at video games!
Star: to audience Note,that we can zone in to the old saying 'behind every great man theres a woman behind rolling her eyes' .
Rakuba:Oh yeah?Name ONE example of that and I'll say that you've won the argument.
Star:Not that I won the game?
Rakuba:Hell no,I earned that high score fair and square!
Star:Dammit.
Rakuba:And another thing,before,you used to take EVERY precaution to make sure that nobody on the show cursed without bleeping it out,and here you are swearing like a sailor!
Star:That was when the show WASN'T rated 'R' !Now we can curse all the hell we want!!
Rakuba:So I can say the 'F' word and not get in trouble?
Star:yeah!Thats how it works! smiles while giving the finger in her free will
Rakuba:O.k..... takes a deep breath well,here I go................AHHGGG I CAN'T DO IT!!!
Star:Why the hell not?
Rakuba:I just don't have the motivation to say the 'F' word.....
Star:I see. grins evilly
later that night
Star: sneaks into Rakuba's room at one O' clock in the morning.
Rakuba: snores and drools ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Star: whispers ewwwwwwww
Star takes a huge air horn and blows it in Rakuba's ear
Rakuba:WAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!Grrr.....WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING THIS FUCKING EARLY IN THE FUCKING MORNING WITH A FUCKING AIR HORN AND BLOWING IT IN MY FUCKING EAR!!YOU.....LITTLE...FREAKISH...FUCKING....IMP!!!!!
Star:Well folks,you witnessed it with your own eyes..er...ears!We got the motivation to have Rakuba say the 'F' word.Quite continuouslly I might add.
Rakuba: . . ??
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Star:You bastard!!
Rakuba:Aha!In your face!IN YOUR FACE!!!Go me! starts breakdancing
Star: looks really pissed off is thinkingThis sucks.He blew up my mothership and my butt's numb.
Rakuba: stops his embarrasing and cruddy breakdancing moves Oh,hi special guests!
Star: mumbles I'll tell you who's "special" around here........
Rakuba:Star and I were just trying out a new video game called......
Star: finishes Bastards in space?
Rakuba:Yeah....I mean no!uggghhhh......Star.please!It's not my fault that girls suck at video games!
Star: to audience Note,that we can zone in to the old saying 'behind every great man theres a woman behind rolling her eyes' .
Rakuba:Oh yeah?Name ONE example of that and I'll say that you've won the argument.
Star:Not that I won the game?
Rakuba:Hell no,I earned that high score fair and square!
Star:Dammit.
Rakuba:And another thing,before,you used to take EVERY precaution to make sure that nobody on the show cursed without bleeping it out,and here you are swearing like a sailor!
Star:That was when the show WASN'T rated 'R' !Now we can curse all the hell we want!!
Rakuba:So I can say the 'F' word and not get in trouble?
Star:yeah!Thats how it works! smiles while giving the finger in her free will
Rakuba:O.k..... takes a deep breath well,here I go................AHHGGG I CAN'T DO IT!!!
Star:Why the hell not?
Rakuba:I just don't have the motivation to say the 'F' word.....
Star:I see. grins evilly
later that night
Star: sneaks into Rakuba's room at one O' clock in the morning.
Rakuba: snores and drools ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Star: whispers ewwwwwwww
Star takes a huge air horn and blows it in Rakuba's ear
Rakuba:WAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!Grrr.....WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING THIS FUCKING EARLY IN THE FUCKING MORNING WITH A FUCKING AIR HORN AND BLOWING IT IN MY FUCKING EAR!!YOU.....LITTLE...FREAKISH...FUCKING....IMP!!!!!
Star:Well folks,you witnessed it with your own eyes..er...ears!We got the motivation to have Rakuba say the 'F' word.Quite continuouslly I might add.
Rakuba: . . ??
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