Buffy: I don't beleive it. Spike leaves and you all follow?
Xander: Come on, Buff. Let's go home.
(The next morning, in the magic shop.)
Anya: Can I help you?
Undertaker: I wanna curse a troll.
Dawn: Oh my god! It's The Undertaker! Cool!
Buffy: (Looks at Dawn)
Dawn: What? I've gotta have something to look forward to at the end of the
week.
Undertaker: Anyway, about my wanting to curse this troll.
Anya: Who isn't a troll compared to you?
Undertaker: (Stares at Anya)
Anya: Well you are kinda freakishly tall.
Buffy: Anya!
Anya: Come on, who isn't thinking about how freakishly tall he is right now?
Dawn: (Laughs)
Buffy: Dawn!
Undertaker: I'm aware of my tallness. Now, about my spell -
Anya: I mean not that there's anything wrong with being tall.
Undertaker: Just give me the freakin' spell!
Anya: No.
Undertaker: What?
Anya: Well if you're going to be all shouty at me I'm not gonna give you any
spell.
Buffy: Ok. Erm, I'll help you out...(looks for spell) Oh, I don't mean to...but is
this a real troll or just...?
Willow: (To Undertaker) Oh no, you don't want that dark arts book. Let me get
you something nicer...
Undertaker: I don't think so. I want this book.
Willow: Trust me! You don't wanna go there.
Dawn: She's right, you know. Once she went all crazy and tried to destroy the
universe.
Undertaker: Do I look like the type of person to go all crazy and destroy the
universe?
Anya: Yes.
Undertaker: And I might just start with you!
Anya: Oh, ok. Let's play that game shall we? Oh no, I'm so scared - big bad biker
man is gonna destroy the universe and start with me!
Undertaker: (Confused look)
Xander: She wouldn't be scared of you. She's a vengance demon.
Undertaker: O...k.
Buffy: Hey, excuse me (clicks fingers in front of Undertaker) I found your
spell.
Undertaker: Thank you. (Goes to walk out)
Anya: Hey, that costs money you know!
Undertaker: (Sighs) How much?
Giles: (Walks in from the back of the shop) Buffy I'm glad you're here, I -
(See's Undertaker) AAAHHHHH!
Undertaker: (Smiles) Thank you.
Anya: See. You're not only freakishly tall, you're scarily tall.
Giles: You're not a robber, are you?
Undertaker: No...
Austin: (Opening shop door) You sell beer?
Giles: Erm, no this is a magic shop.
Austin: Whatever. (Closes shop door)
Undertaker: (Puts money on the desk) Keep the change.
Anya: Hey you're not going anywhere 'till I count this buster!
Buffy: (sighs) Anya just let him go.
Anya: (Counts money) Ok go on then. Get out of here.
Undertaker: Troll cursing time...(walks out of shop
Xander: Come on, Buff. Let's go home.
(The next morning, in the magic shop.)
Anya: Can I help you?
Undertaker: I wanna curse a troll.
Dawn: Oh my god! It's The Undertaker! Cool!
Buffy: (Looks at Dawn)
Dawn: What? I've gotta have something to look forward to at the end of the
week.
Undertaker: Anyway, about my wanting to curse this troll.
Anya: Who isn't a troll compared to you?
Undertaker: (Stares at Anya)
Anya: Well you are kinda freakishly tall.
Buffy: Anya!
Anya: Come on, who isn't thinking about how freakishly tall he is right now?
Dawn: (Laughs)
Buffy: Dawn!
Undertaker: I'm aware of my tallness. Now, about my spell -
Anya: I mean not that there's anything wrong with being tall.
Undertaker: Just give me the freakin' spell!
Anya: No.
Undertaker: What?
Anya: Well if you're going to be all shouty at me I'm not gonna give you any
spell.
Buffy: Ok. Erm, I'll help you out...(looks for spell) Oh, I don't mean to...but is
this a real troll or just...?
Willow: (To Undertaker) Oh no, you don't want that dark arts book. Let me get
you something nicer...
Undertaker: I don't think so. I want this book.
Willow: Trust me! You don't wanna go there.
Dawn: She's right, you know. Once she went all crazy and tried to destroy the
universe.
Undertaker: Do I look like the type of person to go all crazy and destroy the
universe?
Anya: Yes.
Undertaker: And I might just start with you!
Anya: Oh, ok. Let's play that game shall we? Oh no, I'm so scared - big bad biker
man is gonna destroy the universe and start with me!
Undertaker: (Confused look)
Xander: She wouldn't be scared of you. She's a vengance demon.
Undertaker: O...k.
Buffy: Hey, excuse me (clicks fingers in front of Undertaker) I found your
spell.
Undertaker: Thank you. (Goes to walk out)
Anya: Hey, that costs money you know!
Undertaker: (Sighs) How much?
Giles: (Walks in from the back of the shop) Buffy I'm glad you're here, I -
(See's Undertaker) AAAHHHHH!
Undertaker: (Smiles) Thank you.
Anya: See. You're not only freakishly tall, you're scarily tall.
Giles: You're not a robber, are you?
Undertaker: No...
Austin: (Opening shop door) You sell beer?
Giles: Erm, no this is a magic shop.
Austin: Whatever. (Closes shop door)
Undertaker: (Puts money on the desk) Keep the change.
Anya: Hey you're not going anywhere 'till I count this buster!
Buffy: (sighs) Anya just let him go.
Anya: (Counts money) Ok go on then. Get out of here.
Undertaker: Troll cursing time...(walks out of shop