The Domino Funny Farm

~Prologue~

There coming to take them Away.

Disclaimer- Serene does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, the right to use a singer not to mention a voice over, or the phrase from the Borg, nor will she ever.

Serene- Don't you think that's kinda harsh.

Disclaimer- Nope!

Serene- Geesh! Your starting to sound like Mimic. Now that's scary.

Disclaimer-(the voice of pure evilness) What if I am Mimic.

Serene- Then I'll just have to stick Ajay on you.

AG-(anime sweat drop) I'm not Ajay. I'M AG. GOT THAT.

Serene- Oh! I'm sorry A-G. Will you still protect me from Mimic anyways... Please.........................

AG- Maybe.

Serene- Okay-dokay! On with the Prologue.

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On there way home from helping out at a soccer game Tristan and Tea say there good-bye's to Joey and Yugi before parting with them. Not knowing that Joey nor Yugi will not be attending school the following week. Or for a very long time.

Instead of spending his weekend alone at home because his grandpa was off in Egypt with Arthur Hopkins for who knows how long, Yugi invited Joey over for the afternoon. They talked strategy and played with their cards until the doorbell rang. The two answered the door to find seven men wearing white uniforms. The first in which handed Yugi some papers to read. Joey noticed the man's name tag which read Eric. So Joey asked.....

Joey- What's da meaning of all this and why are you guys dressed in all white?

Eric- We're from the Domino Institution center and we are here to take you away.

Joey- Why?

Eric- (thought for a moment) I dunno. But we're sure gettin paid a lot of money for doin it.

Joey- Why?

Eric- Because it says here (takes papers away from Yugi) that Yugi Mutou and Joey Wheeler are to report to the Domino Institution immediately.

Joey- Why?

Eric- I already told you that. I dunno why.

Joey- Why?

Eric- Because..... (takes a deep breath) You my friend have subtle particles within the cerebrum of your brain that have to be removed and if they are not removed they will cause you great pain for the rest of your life which is another reason they have to be removed. If they are not, aliens will find out who you are and where you live. They'll take over the world after they've mutilated you into thinking that this is all part of your imagination which it is not because it's really actually happening. You will be brainwashed, retought, sent back to breed with every single one of us until there is an entire new species on the planet which will be named after you. They shall be called Bakas (Idiots) for that is how you act and that is who you are... got that. (Finally breaths again)

Joey- Really?

Eric and Yugi- (major sweat drops)

Eric- No! Not Really you IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey- But that's not the reason why you wear white now is it?

Eric- I happen to like the color white it suits me well and that goes for the rest of us who are wearing white also.

Joey- I don't think white is even a color.

Eric- Why you good for nothing, annoying little...............................

Yugi- (cuts Eric off) Fine will go with you. How long will it take?

Eric- I dunno probably a few hours at the most.

Joey- Boy! You guys sure don't know anything do ya.

Eric- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................................................... .........

Yugi- Nevermind Joey and take us where ever it is you think we're suppose to go.

Eric- Ok! But I'll be needing your millennium item.

Yugi- What! I don't give this to anyone ever. (remembering when it was taken by Bandit Keith who was Posessed by Marik)

Eric- Just give it to us and will be on our way. I'm sure they'll give it back when they're done with ya.

Yugi- (hesitates first but slowly takes off his millennium puzzle and gives to Eric)

Yugi and Joey get into the van along with the seven stewards. They arrive at a large building known as the Domino Institution. Joey has a bad feeling about it but doesn't say anything until they get out of the van. Yugi reads off the building's sign:

Domino City Institution
For
The Mentally Insane

Joey- Oh! No! They sent us to the loony bin.

Yugi and Joey struggle to get away but the seven stewards caught them, put strait jackets on the two of them and dragged them inside.

Eric- Man! I dunno about Yugi, but it's about time they decided to put that Joey in here.

And went on to the next stop.

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Meanwhile arriving at the Ryou's residence, Bakura was found to be home alone. On showing Bakura the warrant which simply states that he is to be taken immediately into custody of the local insane institution for various reasons, in bold, capital letters read "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE" The spirit of the millennium ring appears to alter the situation as was suspected by the stewards. For they were told of the nonsense and were to act upon it as quickly as possible. However Bakura was of no problem to handle. As is told by the first and farmost greatest Steward, Eric Stuart:

As the seven of us stood there apprehensing Bakura's every move his millennium item started to glow intensively. His appearance changed slightly before saying......

Bakura (posessed)- It seems you may indeed out rule me now, but later you won't remember any of.............

Before letting him go on with his madness I quickly pulled that dammned ring off of him which caused the son of Ryou, Bakura to return. He stood there for a moment struck-dumb before he managed to say.....

Bakura- Oh! I'm dreadfully sorry. Then turned around and ran back into the house Panicking.

Bakura- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry....

The six of us ended up chasing him all over the house, while the seventh stood outside the front door. When Bakura ran for the open front door just as he arrived the seventh steward slams the door shut. And what do you know, the klutz runs right into the door knocking himself out.

Putting him in a strait jacket we carried him out to the van. I started to understand completely why we were taking him in. And on to the last stop we went.

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Now the last stop was a bit more complicated for the stewards to handle then were the first two stops. Each time they returned to their so called Master unsuccessful they would claim that the madman never slept. In being told that the man could only be caught while he was sleeping. They found that this Marik either never slept or slept with his eyes open. So their Master ended up bringing her brother to the institution herself.

She first disguised herself as one of her brother's rare hunters. Taking a small bottle of sleeping potion along with her she went to the Luxor Hotel of Las Vegas where her brother stayed. Also buying an alcoholic bottle of what seemed to be her brother's favorite drink, Vodka.

On her arrival she found her brother sitting upon what looked like a throne like chair in one of the most expensive suites the hotel had to offer. 'I figured' She thought as she poured the bottle of sleeping potion into a glass along with the Vodka. As a rare hunter she offered the drink to her brother. Still depressed on the failure of not being able to obtain the millennium puzzle. Yet. He took it gladly and started to gulp it down. When finished he fell from his throne to the floor clutching his millennium rod in his hands he slept. As she bent down to pry the millennium rod from Mariks hands she was startled by his sleep talking.

Marik- As Pharaoh I shall rule the World.

Ignoring his pitiful dream speeches that will never come true she pried the rod from her brothers clutches and had him dragged back all the way to the Domino city institution for the mentally insane.

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Yugi, Joey, Bakura, and Marik altogether sat in a small room within the asylum. No one had the power to do anything all strapped up in strait jackets and all millennium items were taken away. Yugi huddled himself in the corner exact opposite the door with Joey next to him. Across from them Bakura sat with his legs stretched outward, head bowed. And Marik sat facing the third corner with his legs crossed. The four of them were exhausted their whole week was spent in physical contact with each other. Each had their fare share of bumbs, bruises, and is some cases who knows how, scratch marks.

~So It Begins~