The Domino Funny Farm
~Chapter 1~
Who's behind da Scheme
Disclaimer- Serene does not own Yu-Gi-Oh or the idea of putting Yu-Gi-Oh characters in a mentally insane institution. Though she might not own it
she certainly should be in one.
Serene- (confused) Be in what?
Disclaimer- Ahhhhh........Nothing.
Serene- No! seriously, where is it you think I should be.
Disclaimer- Nevermind. Forget I said anything.
Serene- Where should I be?
AG- Duh! Even an idiot such as yourself should realize that. We all think you should be in the Nut house.
Serene- Your all so cruel to me. Well there is no use in hiddin it. Mimic I know your the disclaimer, so you might as well admitt it.
Mimic- What are you talking about. I'm not the disclaimer.
Serene and AG- (doubting) Yea Whatever.
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Viewing through the glass/mirror, Isishu and Kaiba observe their patients.
Isishu- I Understand why Yugi's here, but why Joey?
Kaiba- I guess I just wanted to hear him howl like the dog that he is. I think I can let him go now. (paging steward A5) Bring Blondie to me and remove his strait jacket. (paging back) Steward A5- Yes Sir. (while waiting for Joey)
Isishu- I just want you to know how much I appreciate this Kaiba. Yugi may not need to be here, but it's better if he stays. For the sake of my brother and Bakura.
Kaiba- Sure, No problem. I enjoy the challenge.
Isishu- I also apologize that you and you alone will probably be blamed for it. This might get out of hand. Maybe letting Joey go now isn't such a good idea.
Kaiba- Don't worry about a thing, I'll make sure the dog won't bark any of this to anyone.
(Isishu is wearing a hooded cloak like that of a Rare Hunter, so she's hidden by the eye's of others.)
(Steward A5 presents Joey)
Joey- (completely irritated) I am not a handicapped person. I can walk with my own two feet. So would you let me go already and stop hauling me all over the place.
Steward A5- (appointing to Kaiba's orders irritated) You asked for him.
Kaiba- Thankyou for bringing him. Drop him and leave us to our business. (Steward A5 leaves the room)
Joey- (angry) Hey! Kaiba! I shoulda known you were behind this all. I thought you were our friend now, TRAITOR. (Note: A time when Kaiba was thought of as a friend instead of an enemy.)
Kaiba- What makes you think I was ever your friend in the first place?
Joey- Cause you practically said you were. (notices someone sitting in the corner of the room) Who's that?
Kaiba- That Who isn't any of your concerns.
Joey- Oh! I see!
Kaiba- See what?
Joey- You weren't smart enough to think up all this on your own. (points to Isishu) So you had that person do all da thinkin for you.
Kaiba- Watch what you say Blondie. I was about to let you go free, but now I'm not so sure.
Joey- (surprised) You, Seto Kaiba were going to let me, Joey Wheeler go Free! (looking through the glass at his friends saddened) What about Yugi and...(pauses remembering that Marik and Bakura are the ones with the real problems.)...and the others?
(Kaiba pulls the blinds down blocking Joey's view of his friends)
Kaiba- What about Yugi?
Joey- Aren't ya gonna set Yugi free too? Yugi doesn't deserve to be in there all alone with those two weirdoes.
Kaiba- No! Yugi will stay here until I am finished with him, you got that Blondie. (Joey aggressively puts up his fists at Kaiba)
Joey- Why I aughta......
Kaiba- You so much as touch me and I'll throw you back in there so fast you'll be whimpering like a dog.
(Joey settles down and returns his hands to his sides.)
Kaiba- I'm letting you and you only free from this Institution. No one else. But there is only one thing that I ask you to do....No! not ask but command that you don't preach any of this to anyone got that?
Joey- Yes! and No!
Kaiba- What do you mean by yes and no.
Joey- What does it mean to preach?
Kaiba- (very, very, very irritated) Ahhh!!!!! You idiot. To preach is to tell on someone, or would you prefer to bark like the dog that you are. Imbasol.
Joey- So, what if I do decide to tell on you.
Kaiba- Then you might as well start wondering what it would be like to spend the rest of your pitiful life here. Or wish that you had never been born.
Joey- (frightened) Well I guess that makes a lotta sense. So what do I do now?
Kaiba- You leave this place with your tail between your legs, an act caused by your stupidity. You worthless, pathetic Canine.
Joey- Ok! then bye.
(frightened still Joey quickly rushes out of the room)
Isishu- Well I hope your confidence is as good as you show it to be. I'd hate to see this fall apart on your behalf. So what will be done to this Joey if you find that he tells anyway?
Kaiba- He'll be placed in this institution in a room of his own, all alone for a number of years.
Isishu- Then I give you my leave, and wish you well in hopes that we will succeed. (Isishu leaves)
(Kaiba turns around with his back facing the door peaking through the blinds to observe his patients some more in thought.)
(Mokuba rushes through the closing door to join his brother. He too peaks through the blinds to see who is there.)
Kaiba- I thought I told you to stay at home.
Mokuba- Well it's late and I was getting worried.
Kaiba- You were never worried when I stayed late at places before, why the sudden change?
Mokuba- Actually I came to tell you what I read in the paper today. So Seto why is Yugi here?
Kaiba- What was in the paper?
Mokuba- Only that two kids and one young adult were sent to the insane asylum for apparently no particular reason at all.
Kaiba-(In thought) Somehow I knew this would get into the media one way or another.
Mokuba- Yugi isn't one of the two kids is he?
Kaiba- Nevermind Mokuba go home.
Mokuba- (upset) No! not without you and tell me why Yugi's here?
Kaiba- You know if you worry about me every time I stay late some where. All you have to do is say so.
(Mad enough now to give Seto the sighlent treatment for not telling him what was going on, Mokuba kept sighlent.)
(Kaiba paged the Steward once more)
Steward A5- Would you like someone to take Mokuba home for you?
(Mokuba glares up at his brother thinking he was going to be sent home by someone else.)
Kaiba- Put my patients to bed and keep them strapped up. I'm taking my brother home myself.
Steward A5- Good day to you Sir then. Will we be seeing you tomarro?
Kaiba- (looking down upon his brother.) No! But "She" will be here in the morning to direct you. Call me if you have any problems. I might return in a couple of days.
(Ending the paige the Kaiba brothers left the asylum, leaving the stewards and nurses to care for the three patients.)
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Serene- Stay tuned for the next Chapter.
~Chapter 1~
Who's behind da Scheme
Disclaimer- Serene does not own Yu-Gi-Oh or the idea of putting Yu-Gi-Oh characters in a mentally insane institution. Though she might not own it
she certainly should be in one.
Serene- (confused) Be in what?
Disclaimer- Ahhhhh........Nothing.
Serene- No! seriously, where is it you think I should be.
Disclaimer- Nevermind. Forget I said anything.
Serene- Where should I be?
AG- Duh! Even an idiot such as yourself should realize that. We all think you should be in the Nut house.
Serene- Your all so cruel to me. Well there is no use in hiddin it. Mimic I know your the disclaimer, so you might as well admitt it.
Mimic- What are you talking about. I'm not the disclaimer.
Serene and AG- (doubting) Yea Whatever.
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Viewing through the glass/mirror, Isishu and Kaiba observe their patients.
Isishu- I Understand why Yugi's here, but why Joey?
Kaiba- I guess I just wanted to hear him howl like the dog that he is. I think I can let him go now. (paging steward A5) Bring Blondie to me and remove his strait jacket. (paging back) Steward A5- Yes Sir. (while waiting for Joey)
Isishu- I just want you to know how much I appreciate this Kaiba. Yugi may not need to be here, but it's better if he stays. For the sake of my brother and Bakura.
Kaiba- Sure, No problem. I enjoy the challenge.
Isishu- I also apologize that you and you alone will probably be blamed for it. This might get out of hand. Maybe letting Joey go now isn't such a good idea.
Kaiba- Don't worry about a thing, I'll make sure the dog won't bark any of this to anyone.
(Isishu is wearing a hooded cloak like that of a Rare Hunter, so she's hidden by the eye's of others.)
(Steward A5 presents Joey)
Joey- (completely irritated) I am not a handicapped person. I can walk with my own two feet. So would you let me go already and stop hauling me all over the place.
Steward A5- (appointing to Kaiba's orders irritated) You asked for him.
Kaiba- Thankyou for bringing him. Drop him and leave us to our business. (Steward A5 leaves the room)
Joey- (angry) Hey! Kaiba! I shoulda known you were behind this all. I thought you were our friend now, TRAITOR. (Note: A time when Kaiba was thought of as a friend instead of an enemy.)
Kaiba- What makes you think I was ever your friend in the first place?
Joey- Cause you practically said you were. (notices someone sitting in the corner of the room) Who's that?
Kaiba- That Who isn't any of your concerns.
Joey- Oh! I see!
Kaiba- See what?
Joey- You weren't smart enough to think up all this on your own. (points to Isishu) So you had that person do all da thinkin for you.
Kaiba- Watch what you say Blondie. I was about to let you go free, but now I'm not so sure.
Joey- (surprised) You, Seto Kaiba were going to let me, Joey Wheeler go Free! (looking through the glass at his friends saddened) What about Yugi and...(pauses remembering that Marik and Bakura are the ones with the real problems.)...and the others?
(Kaiba pulls the blinds down blocking Joey's view of his friends)
Kaiba- What about Yugi?
Joey- Aren't ya gonna set Yugi free too? Yugi doesn't deserve to be in there all alone with those two weirdoes.
Kaiba- No! Yugi will stay here until I am finished with him, you got that Blondie. (Joey aggressively puts up his fists at Kaiba)
Joey- Why I aughta......
Kaiba- You so much as touch me and I'll throw you back in there so fast you'll be whimpering like a dog.
(Joey settles down and returns his hands to his sides.)
Kaiba- I'm letting you and you only free from this Institution. No one else. But there is only one thing that I ask you to do....No! not ask but command that you don't preach any of this to anyone got that?
Joey- Yes! and No!
Kaiba- What do you mean by yes and no.
Joey- What does it mean to preach?
Kaiba- (very, very, very irritated) Ahhh!!!!! You idiot. To preach is to tell on someone, or would you prefer to bark like the dog that you are. Imbasol.
Joey- So, what if I do decide to tell on you.
Kaiba- Then you might as well start wondering what it would be like to spend the rest of your pitiful life here. Or wish that you had never been born.
Joey- (frightened) Well I guess that makes a lotta sense. So what do I do now?
Kaiba- You leave this place with your tail between your legs, an act caused by your stupidity. You worthless, pathetic Canine.
Joey- Ok! then bye.
(frightened still Joey quickly rushes out of the room)
Isishu- Well I hope your confidence is as good as you show it to be. I'd hate to see this fall apart on your behalf. So what will be done to this Joey if you find that he tells anyway?
Kaiba- He'll be placed in this institution in a room of his own, all alone for a number of years.
Isishu- Then I give you my leave, and wish you well in hopes that we will succeed. (Isishu leaves)
(Kaiba turns around with his back facing the door peaking through the blinds to observe his patients some more in thought.)
(Mokuba rushes through the closing door to join his brother. He too peaks through the blinds to see who is there.)
Kaiba- I thought I told you to stay at home.
Mokuba- Well it's late and I was getting worried.
Kaiba- You were never worried when I stayed late at places before, why the sudden change?
Mokuba- Actually I came to tell you what I read in the paper today. So Seto why is Yugi here?
Kaiba- What was in the paper?
Mokuba- Only that two kids and one young adult were sent to the insane asylum for apparently no particular reason at all.
Kaiba-(In thought) Somehow I knew this would get into the media one way or another.
Mokuba- Yugi isn't one of the two kids is he?
Kaiba- Nevermind Mokuba go home.
Mokuba- (upset) No! not without you and tell me why Yugi's here?
Kaiba- You know if you worry about me every time I stay late some where. All you have to do is say so.
(Mad enough now to give Seto the sighlent treatment for not telling him what was going on, Mokuba kept sighlent.)
(Kaiba paged the Steward once more)
Steward A5- Would you like someone to take Mokuba home for you?
(Mokuba glares up at his brother thinking he was going to be sent home by someone else.)
Kaiba- Put my patients to bed and keep them strapped up. I'm taking my brother home myself.
Steward A5- Good day to you Sir then. Will we be seeing you tomarro?
Kaiba- (looking down upon his brother.) No! But "She" will be here in the morning to direct you. Call me if you have any problems. I might return in a couple of days.
(Ending the paige the Kaiba brothers left the asylum, leaving the stewards and nurses to care for the three patients.)
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Serene- Stay tuned for the next Chapter.