The Domino Funny Farm
~Chapter 3~
It's All About The Cookies
Dedicated to AG, Acooma and Chip
AG: It's her favorite Character
Acooma: She knows why
And
Chip: I'm not finished with Joey Yet.
Warning: You may crave a cookie during this story. So don't hesitate to grab a cookie to munch on.
Disclaimer: Serene does not own Yu-gi-oh, the idea to put Yugi, Bakura, and Marik in the Funny Farm, The Funny Farm it self, nor does she own any cookies either.
Serene- (tears fall from her eyes, while wiping them away) I want a COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Tough luck.
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Joey returned to school the next day after spending a week in the insane asylum. Desperately trying to avoid Tristan and Tea, so as not to tell them anything of Yugi and (narrator hesitates) the others. Instead of sitting with his friends for lunch Joey sat elsewhere........
Tristan and Tea enter the school's cafeteria wondering why they haven't seen or heard from Yugi and Joey all week. And why Joey mysteriously shows up today at school avoiding them. After retrieving their lunches, the two of them sat down at their normal usual spots, sitting at a table across from each other.
Tristan- (looking beyond where Tea sat far across to the other side of the cafeteria at a table where Joey sat. Confused.) Do you have any idea Tea why Joey would be sitting at a table with a bunch of girls?
Tea- Well it would make sense. Joey has been trying to avoid us all day.
Tristan- Tea! (^_______^) He's sitting with the Girl Scouts.
Tea- (big sweat drop) Your kidding right.
Tristan- (smiling) Nope! Just see for your self.
Tea- Where?
Tristan- (still smiling) At the table far behind you.
(Tea slowly turns around to see that Joey is indeed sitting at a table with a bunch of Girl Scouts. While something dawned on her as she turned to face Tristan.)
Tea- Tristan! Why else would Joey be sitting at a table with girls almost half his age besides trying to avoid us?
Tristan- Because, he's desperate for a date? Lol.
Tea- No! It's because there selling COOKIES.
(The Girl Scout's Table)
Joey- So, you get a pack of five duel monster cards in every box of cookies you buy. right. (pauses in thought) Do you think there are any Exodia's in any of these boxes?
Girl Scouts- (giggling) Oh! Joey! your sooooooo funny.
Joey- (^________________^) I was being serious.
Girl Scouts- (still giggles) We're sorry Joey, but Exodia cards are pretty rare. We doubt if there in any of the some thousand boxes we have to sell. (continue giggling)
Tristan- So you can't even find a date here either. Can you Joey?
Joey- (turns around to find Tristan and Tea hovering over him.) How long have you two been standin behind me?
Tea- Long enough.
Girl Scouts- So are you going to buy any of our cookies Joey or not?)
Joey- (returning to the girls attention) Sure I'll buy five boxes.
Tristan- Are you sure that's enough boxes Joey? Last year you bought eight boxes of cookies.
Tea- And the year before that you bought ten boxes.
Joey- Ok! So I can only afford to buy five boxes this year. If I had da money I'd buy more.
After being given his cookies, Joey got up and made his way toward the exit of the Cafeteria.
Girl Scouts- (hollering after him) THANK-YOU JOEY WHEELER! (giggling)
(Joey's friends follow him.)
Tristan- Where you going Joey?
Joey- Um! I've gotta go and, I've gotta go do, Um! I've gotta go.
Tea- Aren't you going to sit with us?
Joey- I've gotta put these cookies in my locker.
Tristan- (blocking Joey from getting through the door to the hallway.) Joey if you don't come sit down with us and spill the beans now! Your going to wish you had.
Joey- Geesh! You don't have to be so demanding. All I want to do is put these cookies in my locker.
Tea- Sure Joey, whatever you say. You and your cookies would have gone to your locker, but you wouldn't have come back. You've been avoiding us all day. Where have you been all week?
Joey- (pushes Tristan out of the way and rushes into the hallway.)
Tea- (followed)
Tristan- (exited elsewhere)
Joey- (trying desperately to avoid questioning) So, It's all about the Cookies is it. Your just jealous that I've got um and you don't
Joey- (dancing down the hallway while pointing to Tea)
I've got Cookies and you don't.
I've got Cookies and you don't.
I've got Cookies and you don't.
Tristan- (sneaks up behind Joey and catches him by the shoulders.)
Joey- ( immediately stop's dancing and chanting about cookies, and turned to face Tristan.) You know all I wanted to do was eat my cookies in peace.
Tristan and Tea- (^____________________^) IT'S NOT ABOUT THE COOKIES! (irritated)
Joey- All right, all right, I'll tell you everything I know. But first, could you please let me put these boxes of cookies in my locker? Their kinda awkward to carry.
Tristan- (whispers to Tea) What he means is that their too heavy for him to carry.
Joey- (over hearing him) Hey! I heard that.
Tea- Joey! Would you just hurry up and put your cookies in your locker already.
Joey- Ok, Ok, (quickly rushes over to his locker, opens it, and puts his cookies in it.
Tristan and Tea- (stock his every move.) literally.........
(They all return to the Cafeteria)
Joey- (grabs some change from his pocket and searches for the right amount, while standing in front of the vending machines.)
Tea- Didn't you say you were going to tell us something of great importance?
Joey- Yea! But right after I get myself somethin to drink.
Tristan- Didn't you say the same thing when you said you had to go to your locker with those cookies of yours?
Joey- (pushes the right amount of coins through the coin slot on the pop machine.) Yea! So what's your point?
Tea- First it's the cookies and now it's the pop, would you mind telling us what's next or are you finished delaying?
Joey- What's wrong with you people. I'm thirsty. O.K. (pushes the button for the pop he wants, but it doesn't come out.) Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.................................... (while shaking and kicking the front of the vending machine.)Why won't this stupid good for nothin vendin machine let me have my soda.
(gives up)
Tristan! Your much better with vendin machine then I am... (hesitates) Could you possibly give me a hand here.... Please!
Tristan- Sure Joey no problem. (kicks the side of the machine then shakes it. Joey's bottle of pop falls to the receiver. (picks it up and hands it to Joey) Here you go. (yanks the bottle of pop away from Joey's grasps) Not until you tell us.
Tea- Where's Yugi?
Joey- (gives in) Fine!
(They all sit down at their table.)
"Joey shares his version of the story last Saturday."
You see it's like this. I did spend last Saturday afternoon at Yugi's house, after the soccer game. Later we were about to duel each other when.... the door bell rang. We both got up to answer the door. Outside stood seven men dressed in white. The first in which wore a name tag which read Eric, gave Yugi some papers to read.
(Joey in thought remembering the dull questions he asked Eric and how Eric replied to them)
~Flashback~
Joey- What's the meanin of all this and why are you guys dressed in all white?
Eric- We're from the Domino Institution Center and we are here to take you away.
Joey- Why?
Eric- I dunno. But we're getting paid a lot of money for doing it.
Joey- Why?
Eric- Because, it says here..... that Yugi Mutou and Joey Wheeler are to report to the Domino Institution immediately.
Joey- Why?
Eric- I already told you that. I dunno why.
Joey- Why?
Eric- Because....... You my friend have subtle particles within the cerebrum of your brain that have to be removed and if they are not removed they will cause you a great deal of pain for the rest of your life, which is another reason they have to be removed. If they are not, aliens will find out who you are and where you live. They'll take over the world after they've mutilated you into thinking that this is all part of your imagination which is not because it's really actually happening. You will be brain washed, retought, sent back to breed with every singe one of us until there is an entire new species on the planet which will be named after you. They shall be called Bakas (idiots) for that is how you act and that is who you are...got that?
Joey- Really?
(Ending his own Flashback there not wanting to go on but remembering the rest exactly the way it was. Joey- Man! I wish I didn't have such a vivid memory. ) Decides not to be so vivid with Tristan and Tea for various and obvious reasons.)
(Joey Continues)
So I asked Eric Why? He said he didn't know, but that he was gettin paid a lot da money for doin it. When we agreed to go with him Eric then asked for Yugi's Millennium Puzzle.
Tea- (interrupted, because she remembered the time when Bandit Keith possessed by Marik ran away with Yugi's Millennium Puzzle to duel for it.) He didn't give it to Eric did he?
Joey- Yugi told um he'd never give it to anyone......Ever..... Though Eric assured him that his Millennium Puzzle would be returned to him shortly. Yugi gave it to him.
Tea- (interrupted again) But Why?
Joey- I dunno why?
I had an errie feelin about it, but we got into their van and drove down- town anyway. When we arrived Yugi read the sign out loud.
Tristan- What did it say?
Joey- Domino City Institution For The Mentally Insane
Tristan- (bursts out laughing uncontrollably) Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha............................................Your bluffing. What kind of sick joke have you pulled on us Joey?
Joey- (seriously) I'm not joking Tristan. When we did find out we struggled to get free, but it was too late. They put strait jackets on us and halled us in.
Tristan- (laughing uncontrollably) Hahahahahahahahahahaha...................................................... ..............Your kidding, You've got to be kidding.
Joey- Oh! Yea! Well then tell me. Why you haven't seen Bakura all week either.
Tristan- (Still laughing uncontrollably) Hahahahahahahahahahaha...................................................... ......?Bakura? Why wouldn't we have seen Bakura?
Tea- I haven't seen him since............................................................last Friday.
Tristan- (stops laughing)
Joey- Bakura's there too, and (sort of hesitates) Marik.....There all in there (cringes) TOGETHER!
Tea- (worried) Poor Bakura......POOR YUGI....
Tristan- And why is it that you've been set free and the others not?
Joey- I dunno.
Tristan- Joey! Who let you go? Who's behind this all?
Joey- (hesitates) In thought............................
~Flashback~
Kaiba- I'm letting you and you only free from this institution. No one else. But there is only one thing that I ask you to do....No! not ask but command that you don't preach any of this to anyone. Got that?
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Joey- So What if I do decide to tell on you?
Kaiba- Then you might as well start wondering what it would be like to spend the rest of your pitiful life here. Or wish that you had never been born.
~End Flashback~
Joey- (still in thought) You know I think the readers are wishin I didn't have such a vivid memory either. (not to mention I just wrote this three chapters ago in my prologue.)
Tristan- (repeating himself) J-O-E-Y Who's behind this?
Joey- (trying to salvage what's left he wasn't suppose to tell anyone in the first place.) so he lies)Just some Guy. I dunno his name.
Tristan- (seemed to be content with Joey's answer.)
Joey- So can I have my soda Now? (as he pulled a cookie out of his pocket.)
Tristan- (hands Joey his Soda, looking disgusted)
Joey- (notices) Thanx, but if you want a cookie all you have to do is ask. Not that I'd give you one anyways (takes a gaint bite out of his cookie)
Tristan and Tea- IT'S NOT ABOUT THE COOKIES!
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Serene, AG, Acooma, and Chip- IT'S ALL ABOUT THE COOKIES!
Serene- Till next time. Please Review!
~Chapter 3~
It's All About The Cookies
Dedicated to AG, Acooma and Chip
AG: It's her favorite Character
Acooma: She knows why
And
Chip: I'm not finished with Joey Yet.
Warning: You may crave a cookie during this story. So don't hesitate to grab a cookie to munch on.
Disclaimer: Serene does not own Yu-gi-oh, the idea to put Yugi, Bakura, and Marik in the Funny Farm, The Funny Farm it self, nor does she own any cookies either.
Serene- (tears fall from her eyes, while wiping them away) I want a COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Tough luck.
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Joey returned to school the next day after spending a week in the insane asylum. Desperately trying to avoid Tristan and Tea, so as not to tell them anything of Yugi and (narrator hesitates) the others. Instead of sitting with his friends for lunch Joey sat elsewhere........
Tristan and Tea enter the school's cafeteria wondering why they haven't seen or heard from Yugi and Joey all week. And why Joey mysteriously shows up today at school avoiding them. After retrieving their lunches, the two of them sat down at their normal usual spots, sitting at a table across from each other.
Tristan- (looking beyond where Tea sat far across to the other side of the cafeteria at a table where Joey sat. Confused.) Do you have any idea Tea why Joey would be sitting at a table with a bunch of girls?
Tea- Well it would make sense. Joey has been trying to avoid us all day.
Tristan- Tea! (^_______^) He's sitting with the Girl Scouts.
Tea- (big sweat drop) Your kidding right.
Tristan- (smiling) Nope! Just see for your self.
Tea- Where?
Tristan- (still smiling) At the table far behind you.
(Tea slowly turns around to see that Joey is indeed sitting at a table with a bunch of Girl Scouts. While something dawned on her as she turned to face Tristan.)
Tea- Tristan! Why else would Joey be sitting at a table with girls almost half his age besides trying to avoid us?
Tristan- Because, he's desperate for a date? Lol.
Tea- No! It's because there selling COOKIES.
(The Girl Scout's Table)
Joey- So, you get a pack of five duel monster cards in every box of cookies you buy. right. (pauses in thought) Do you think there are any Exodia's in any of these boxes?
Girl Scouts- (giggling) Oh! Joey! your sooooooo funny.
Joey- (^________________^) I was being serious.
Girl Scouts- (still giggles) We're sorry Joey, but Exodia cards are pretty rare. We doubt if there in any of the some thousand boxes we have to sell. (continue giggling)
Tristan- So you can't even find a date here either. Can you Joey?
Joey- (turns around to find Tristan and Tea hovering over him.) How long have you two been standin behind me?
Tea- Long enough.
Girl Scouts- So are you going to buy any of our cookies Joey or not?)
Joey- (returning to the girls attention) Sure I'll buy five boxes.
Tristan- Are you sure that's enough boxes Joey? Last year you bought eight boxes of cookies.
Tea- And the year before that you bought ten boxes.
Joey- Ok! So I can only afford to buy five boxes this year. If I had da money I'd buy more.
After being given his cookies, Joey got up and made his way toward the exit of the Cafeteria.
Girl Scouts- (hollering after him) THANK-YOU JOEY WHEELER! (giggling)
(Joey's friends follow him.)
Tristan- Where you going Joey?
Joey- Um! I've gotta go and, I've gotta go do, Um! I've gotta go.
Tea- Aren't you going to sit with us?
Joey- I've gotta put these cookies in my locker.
Tristan- (blocking Joey from getting through the door to the hallway.) Joey if you don't come sit down with us and spill the beans now! Your going to wish you had.
Joey- Geesh! You don't have to be so demanding. All I want to do is put these cookies in my locker.
Tea- Sure Joey, whatever you say. You and your cookies would have gone to your locker, but you wouldn't have come back. You've been avoiding us all day. Where have you been all week?
Joey- (pushes Tristan out of the way and rushes into the hallway.)
Tea- (followed)
Tristan- (exited elsewhere)
Joey- (trying desperately to avoid questioning) So, It's all about the Cookies is it. Your just jealous that I've got um and you don't
Joey- (dancing down the hallway while pointing to Tea)
I've got Cookies and you don't.
I've got Cookies and you don't.
I've got Cookies and you don't.
Tristan- (sneaks up behind Joey and catches him by the shoulders.)
Joey- ( immediately stop's dancing and chanting about cookies, and turned to face Tristan.) You know all I wanted to do was eat my cookies in peace.
Tristan and Tea- (^____________________^) IT'S NOT ABOUT THE COOKIES! (irritated)
Joey- All right, all right, I'll tell you everything I know. But first, could you please let me put these boxes of cookies in my locker? Their kinda awkward to carry.
Tristan- (whispers to Tea) What he means is that their too heavy for him to carry.
Joey- (over hearing him) Hey! I heard that.
Tea- Joey! Would you just hurry up and put your cookies in your locker already.
Joey- Ok, Ok, (quickly rushes over to his locker, opens it, and puts his cookies in it.
Tristan and Tea- (stock his every move.) literally.........
(They all return to the Cafeteria)
Joey- (grabs some change from his pocket and searches for the right amount, while standing in front of the vending machines.)
Tea- Didn't you say you were going to tell us something of great importance?
Joey- Yea! But right after I get myself somethin to drink.
Tristan- Didn't you say the same thing when you said you had to go to your locker with those cookies of yours?
Joey- (pushes the right amount of coins through the coin slot on the pop machine.) Yea! So what's your point?
Tea- First it's the cookies and now it's the pop, would you mind telling us what's next or are you finished delaying?
Joey- What's wrong with you people. I'm thirsty. O.K. (pushes the button for the pop he wants, but it doesn't come out.) Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.................................... (while shaking and kicking the front of the vending machine.)Why won't this stupid good for nothin vendin machine let me have my soda.
(gives up)
Tristan! Your much better with vendin machine then I am... (hesitates) Could you possibly give me a hand here.... Please!
Tristan- Sure Joey no problem. (kicks the side of the machine then shakes it. Joey's bottle of pop falls to the receiver. (picks it up and hands it to Joey) Here you go. (yanks the bottle of pop away from Joey's grasps) Not until you tell us.
Tea- Where's Yugi?
Joey- (gives in) Fine!
(They all sit down at their table.)
"Joey shares his version of the story last Saturday."
You see it's like this. I did spend last Saturday afternoon at Yugi's house, after the soccer game. Later we were about to duel each other when.... the door bell rang. We both got up to answer the door. Outside stood seven men dressed in white. The first in which wore a name tag which read Eric, gave Yugi some papers to read.
(Joey in thought remembering the dull questions he asked Eric and how Eric replied to them)
~Flashback~
Joey- What's the meanin of all this and why are you guys dressed in all white?
Eric- We're from the Domino Institution Center and we are here to take you away.
Joey- Why?
Eric- I dunno. But we're getting paid a lot of money for doing it.
Joey- Why?
Eric- Because, it says here..... that Yugi Mutou and Joey Wheeler are to report to the Domino Institution immediately.
Joey- Why?
Eric- I already told you that. I dunno why.
Joey- Why?
Eric- Because....... You my friend have subtle particles within the cerebrum of your brain that have to be removed and if they are not removed they will cause you a great deal of pain for the rest of your life, which is another reason they have to be removed. If they are not, aliens will find out who you are and where you live. They'll take over the world after they've mutilated you into thinking that this is all part of your imagination which is not because it's really actually happening. You will be brain washed, retought, sent back to breed with every singe one of us until there is an entire new species on the planet which will be named after you. They shall be called Bakas (idiots) for that is how you act and that is who you are...got that?
Joey- Really?
(Ending his own Flashback there not wanting to go on but remembering the rest exactly the way it was. Joey- Man! I wish I didn't have such a vivid memory. ) Decides not to be so vivid with Tristan and Tea for various and obvious reasons.)
(Joey Continues)
So I asked Eric Why? He said he didn't know, but that he was gettin paid a lot da money for doin it. When we agreed to go with him Eric then asked for Yugi's Millennium Puzzle.
Tea- (interrupted, because she remembered the time when Bandit Keith possessed by Marik ran away with Yugi's Millennium Puzzle to duel for it.) He didn't give it to Eric did he?
Joey- Yugi told um he'd never give it to anyone......Ever..... Though Eric assured him that his Millennium Puzzle would be returned to him shortly. Yugi gave it to him.
Tea- (interrupted again) But Why?
Joey- I dunno why?
I had an errie feelin about it, but we got into their van and drove down- town anyway. When we arrived Yugi read the sign out loud.
Tristan- What did it say?
Joey- Domino City Institution For The Mentally Insane
Tristan- (bursts out laughing uncontrollably) Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha............................................Your bluffing. What kind of sick joke have you pulled on us Joey?
Joey- (seriously) I'm not joking Tristan. When we did find out we struggled to get free, but it was too late. They put strait jackets on us and halled us in.
Tristan- (laughing uncontrollably) Hahahahahahahahahahaha...................................................... ..............Your kidding, You've got to be kidding.
Joey- Oh! Yea! Well then tell me. Why you haven't seen Bakura all week either.
Tristan- (Still laughing uncontrollably) Hahahahahahahahahahaha...................................................... ......?Bakura? Why wouldn't we have seen Bakura?
Tea- I haven't seen him since............................................................last Friday.
Tristan- (stops laughing)
Joey- Bakura's there too, and (sort of hesitates) Marik.....There all in there (cringes) TOGETHER!
Tea- (worried) Poor Bakura......POOR YUGI....
Tristan- And why is it that you've been set free and the others not?
Joey- I dunno.
Tristan- Joey! Who let you go? Who's behind this all?
Joey- (hesitates) In thought............................
~Flashback~
Kaiba- I'm letting you and you only free from this institution. No one else. But there is only one thing that I ask you to do....No! not ask but command that you don't preach any of this to anyone. Got that?
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Joey- So What if I do decide to tell on you?
Kaiba- Then you might as well start wondering what it would be like to spend the rest of your pitiful life here. Or wish that you had never been born.
~End Flashback~
Joey- (still in thought) You know I think the readers are wishin I didn't have such a vivid memory either. (not to mention I just wrote this three chapters ago in my prologue.)
Tristan- (repeating himself) J-O-E-Y Who's behind this?
Joey- (trying to salvage what's left he wasn't suppose to tell anyone in the first place.) so he lies)Just some Guy. I dunno his name.
Tristan- (seemed to be content with Joey's answer.)
Joey- So can I have my soda Now? (as he pulled a cookie out of his pocket.)
Tristan- (hands Joey his Soda, looking disgusted)
Joey- (notices) Thanx, but if you want a cookie all you have to do is ask. Not that I'd give you one anyways (takes a gaint bite out of his cookie)
Tristan and Tea- IT'S NOT ABOUT THE COOKIES!
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Serene, AG, Acooma, and Chip- IT'S ALL ABOUT THE COOKIES!
Serene- Till next time. Please Review!