Black Eyed Romance

Chapter Five:
Malls, Movies, and My Own Language Woot!!

{Disclaimer} Allo this is my disclaimer so X-men no mine nor are the stores and movies mentioned mine.... boy if I owned any of 'em I'd be filthy rich!!

{ RuBy ReD EyE –Rogue LeBeau's Note} I never saw Jeepers Creepers before so I kinda worked around it so hehe!! Erm... ah the mall incident happened to me well not exactly like that but with the food I look Cajun food just my tummy wasn't well today...Plus it doesn't help that I'm being forced to eat while writing this....Wanna get this chap up before I leave for the weekend for those who reviewed us which I think was only one person thanks ishy and anyone else who ever reviewed and anyone who reviewed after the last time I checked!!... I have to say this now rather then later, I got the idea of Pepe Lepew and other stuff from Aro...really good writer everyone should go read her stuff!! I guarantee satisfactory reading! I must also mention that our fic is an AU...so if you see something that isn't lie the show's or movie or comic books then it came out of our very - not - actually – blonde - heads...hehe me blonde woot!! I so am such a stereotypical blonde..just without the actual blonde hair....can I be called a blak-ie-y?..huh

After hours of talking the pair made their way down the noisy Orleans Street. Supporting each other as they ambled along finding their way to nowhere. As they chatted a tall figure watched them from a distance at first before picking up the pace to close the gap between himself and the duo. When inches away from them he hung back listening to the two chatter on and on. Being enthralled in their conversation of nothingness the shorter brunette stumbled as she strode along the leggy blonde. Quickly placing an arm around her the figure that followed them steadied her pace, allowing his presence to be known. Giving a quick glance and all-too friendly smile to the blonde he said, "How about Remy here take yah'll filles back to the hotel for the night to let things...sober up."

Without questioning the blonde helped Remy with Rogue as they made their way to the hotel. After a few moments Rogue had settled down and allowed Remy and Bella to escort her to the room. Who would have known that even when she was drunk Rogue was still a fille who could hold her own in a fight, she would just loose in a fight with gravity. Once in the room Remy placed Rogue on the bed, where she quickly fell asleep. After making sure that Rogue and Bella were both soundly asleep he made his way to the room next door, which so conveniently was also being occupied by him.

The first thing she woke up to was to the feeling of having an alarm clock inside her head go off, shaking everything. The immense pounding was driving her insane causing her to want to bang her head against a wall repeatedly. In the faint distance she could the soft rustling of sheets, and the slight movement of someone next her.

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When you have a nightmare you tend to toss and turn. Sometimes you may even break out into a sweat, or bolt right out of bed. Usually you never sleep to find out the end of the nightmare, right? Remy LeBeau however loved nightmares; they were like little adventures for him. Something to keep him active at night. Now I know you're probably like 'what? Wouldn't he dream about girls or something along the lines of that,' well he does he is only a guy. Somehow however he tends to like nightmares too. Don't get me wrong or anything of course they scared him when he was younger but after a while you get used to them, and after everything he had seen in his life nightmares didn't even come close.

Tonight however he was tossing and turning. The components of his bed were scattered on the floor. He wasn't having a nightmare, boy was he longing for one tonight but unfortunately nothing. He laid there staring at the white ceiling. After a very frustrated sigh he concluded that his problem was that he wasn't in his room, it was that the color was getting to him. Turning over to his clock to find that time was now 9 PM, he decided to check on the two vixens who had caused him his troubled night.

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Sneaking into the room, Remy could see the two girls were still exactly where he had left them that night. Quietly he placed the glasses of concoctions, he had brought for any unexpected hangovers, next to each girl. Remy knew Belladonna, she could hold her drinks no matter how much she's had or how strong of a drink it was, but as for Rogue he had no clue and from the looks of it she wasn't a heavy drinker.

"Hmmm..."

"Shhh it be me Remy, only." Stirring from under the warm blankets a dazed and confused Rogue appeared, taking a moment to adjust to the light and where she was. Placing a hand over her aching head and massaging it gently and profusely, Remy handed her a glass. "Here drink this it'll make yah all bettah!"

"Do yah tank yah can be a bit more quieter?"

"Remy forgot sorry."

"Hey stud-muffin yah gotz one dem drink for meh?"

cough, swallow, cough

"Wow slow dear that stuff is a bit strong."

"Yeah well it smells like someone's nasty lunch."

"Hey! Don't diss the concoction it works."

"Sure than babe."

"Here yah are Bella."

"Thanks my dear."

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Looking from Remy to Belladonna Rogue asks inquisitively "So...yah'll two know each othah huh?"

"Yah can say that sugah."

"Or I can say..."

"That we're encaged." Cut in an anxious Remy.

"Or something like that."

"Ow...that hurt babe. Now why on god's given earth would yah try and hide a fact like that fo'?" Remy said while placing an arm around Bella's shoulders.

"'Cause who on earth would wanna marry a swap rat like you??"

"Ah you I believe..."

"Do yah'll think you can leave the marital problams at home?"

"You asked I only answered." Wincing slightly from the smack Remy received from Bella, "What that fo'?"

"You didn't answer you told her half a truth." Remy couldn't help but be a child and stick his tongue out at Bella, causing her to grap it and yank on it until he yelped for mercy.

-- BACK AT THE INSTITUTE OR MALL--

"So like what do you guys want to eat?"

"Hey Kit I'm not very hungry. I think I'll head up to Spencer's or something. See yah'll later." With that Rahne turned to leave before hearing Amara say,

"Hey Rahne wait up I wanna go to JcPenny's, k?"

"So like it's just me and you Jubilee. What do like wanna eat?" Kitty Pride said while slightly tilting her head in a blonde-ish way. (Ok did that make sense to yah'll cause it did to me.)

"Ah Kitty I think I'm too sick to even think about food."

"O well we'll share something. I kinda wanna try something Cajun." Kitty walked over to the Rajun Cajun {sp?} store, and ordered Cajun rice with Cajun chicken, and macaroni and cheese and mash potatoes. As Kitty sat down across from Jubilee, she looked at the food like it was something that not even a cat or dog or fly would consider to eat. (I don't mean to offend Cajun food, this was based on an actual experience, which happened because of my stupidity… eh?)

"You plan on eating all that?"

"Of course not silly. Like some of it's for you." The four girls ended up at the mall because the Professor decided that Kitty needed to get her mind off of things. And what better then for Kitty to go shopping, her all time favorite pass time.

"What made you decide on going for Cajun?"

"Well like I kinda wish I could visit New Orleans and like go to Mardi Gras, but seeing like how I never will get to then I can at least eat the food."

"Sure now tell me the real reason. Who was he and what he look like?" The Asian- American asked.

"What? Like why does everyone have to assume it's always like about some guy, huh?"

"Because that's the only way you would actually do something derf."

"Ok ok whatever. It was like this guy who goes to NYU and comes in to the Starbucks down in the city, and like he's from New Orleans and like really really like hottt."

"Arg whatever." Jubilee couldn't help but roll her eyes at Kitty, while she dazed off into her own little world drooling over her Rajun Cajun mystery guy.

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"So what you two vixens want to watch?"

"I erno."

"Erno."

"What is there something wrong with the word erno?"

"Ah chére fyi 'erno' is not a word."

"Will you two quit it and pick a movie for the love a Christ?"

"How 'bout er….hmm…"

"Cruel Intentions!" After saying that Rogue looked over to Remy giving him a look that said that's gonna be you!!

"Ahhh… Bella why don't you choose? I'm afraid of what this one's got goin' on hah mind, dear."

"What about let's see… Jeepers Creepers?"

"Nevah saw."

"Remy here heard it's scary, vixies."

"Vixies?"

"Yah vixies gotz a prob with it?"

"Whatevah sugah whatevah."

"Hey! If yah can make up a word than so can Remy."

"Uh-huh."

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"So yah'll a come on over to the Guild for dinner tahmorrah right?"

"Ahhh….Bella…" Before Remy could finish his sentence Rogue cut him off.

"Yah betcha sugah." Closing the door Rogue spun around to grin at Remy. He stood there flabbergasted before abruptly turning and bunching the nearest wall. "Wha's wrong with yah Rem?"

"What's wrong with me…did you just call em Rem?"

"Yeha is that ok.. I mean you did kidnap me so I should be able to call yah whatevah Ah want, Swamp Rat. Or would yah prefer Rem-Rem or Pepe Lepew? Ah kinda lak that one Pepe Lepew." She kept on repeating Pepe Lepew until Remy turned around to face her and shrieked at her,

"Would you for one loosey second just shut up!! Why on earth does he want you is beyond me? Why on earth I just had to rescue you is going to kill me. Remind me next time never to rescue anyone no matter who they are, especially if it's you!!!!"

"Wha…" Rogue was so stunned all she could do was just stand there gaping at him as he walked out of the room.

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Knock Knock

"Who is it?"

"Room service."

"Room service it's one in the morning!" Remy shouted at the closed doors, and then more to himself then to the person standing outside his door he said, "Is the kitchen even opened this early?!?"

"Sir would you like me to leave the cart outside for you?"

"Yeah yeah, I'll get it." Just as Remy opened the door, there standing next to the cart was someone dressed in a bellboy outfit. "I said yah could have left it, I would have gotten it mahself."

"Yeah but you wouldn't have talked to me." Looking up from under the hat Remy could see the deep piercing emerald eyes of Rogue.

"What? Come in, before someone sees you and thinks you're insane, wait I forgot you are." Behind Remy's back Rogue made a face at him.

After all she had to do to get the chief to make something, well actually that was a lie. Who knew that the kitchen was open twenty-four hours? The chief willingly gave her everything she wanted, but she had to do extra for the bellboy to give her his outfit. It' s amazing that a bellboy has more then one outfit. The only hard part for her was to come up with a plan that would actually work and for her to figure out what she did and what she would say to him once she did get to see him. All she got up to was getting him to open the door, after that she figured she'd wing it.

"Ah….I...ah…er…mmmm…" She didn't do anything but bite down on her bottom lip and just stand there twiddling the carpet with her foot.

"did you come here just to say that?"

"No...I er…came here to apologize, for what I said and how I acted earlier. I really am sorry for whatever I said or did to get you mad. I didn't meant to be such a pain... I... er... ah.." Remy just stood there trying to figure her out, then busted out into laughter. "What?! Why are you laughing?! STOP IT!! I'm not funny!! STOP!!"

"You are funny, though."

"Wha... Wha…What? Wh…Wh… Why? Why am I funny?" Rogue sounding like a little five-year-old girl, who didn't understand why her mother or father was laughing at her.

"You, you're why you're funny."

"That made no sense what so ever!! Can yah try and speak English for once, I know it's hard for you and all but please?"

"It's just the way you sound when you're complaining, when something's not going you're way, and the way you bite down on your lower lip when you're nervous." As he said this Remy walked closer to Rogue closing the gap between the two, until he was so close that she could smell the after shave he used. Suddenly he extended his hand as if to cup her face with, he lifted the cover of one of the platters on the tray. "Thanks for the food I was getting a bit hungry." With that Rogue smacked his arm as he, once again, busted out into laughter.

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Through a mouth full of vanilla ice cream with pancakes Remy turned to Rogue, "So what did you do to get the outfit from the lil' twit of a bell boy?"

"That's kind of harsh don't-cha think?"

"Nuh-uh" Remy said while shaking his head like a little kid.

"O…k….Well it's for me to know and for you to never find out." Rogue stuck her tongue out at him, which was covered in bits and pieces of a chewed up snickers bar. "Now shut up and stop disturben meh from thah bloody movie!" She said while smacking his head.

"It's not like yah never saw the movie before!"

"It's just that good of a movie, I mean how many teenagers do you know manipulate and use each other? Ok don't answer that, that was just a stupid question, I mean just look at you except for the fact that you're no longer a teeny-bobber, you just act like one." Out of nowhere Rogue felt the smack of a pillow on the back of her head.

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Hours later the two had fallen asleep while in the middle a pillow fight. They had spent over two hours destroying basically all pillows that could have been found in each room along the hallway. Who knew Remy had booked all the rooms on that floor? {Shrugs "I didn't know!!"}

I've been told that you can calm a restless child with the beating of its mother's heartbeat. That they fall asleep to the calm tick-tick-ticking. I've read you can calm a pup with the beating of a clock because it reminds them of its mother's heartbeat. If this is true then why wouldn't the ticking inside of Rogue head stop? She kept smacking the alarm clock, but it wouldn't shut up. Isn't the ticking supposed to be soothing and aren't pillows supposed to not move too? Then why was it that it sounded as if her alarm clock was inside her pillow, and that it was squirming under the weight of her head? Suddenly bolting up after realizing that it wasn't her pillow or the ticking of a clock, but the lean body of a person and the beating of their heart.

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{RuBy ReD EyEs –Rogue LeBeau's Note} Sorry it came out crappy. I wanted to post it before I leave for the weekend. Plus I kind of rushed the ending because didn't feel like writing more and I was watching a three hour Indian movie with me dad. I love that movie!! Anywho hope yah'll loved…likes…atleast found it ok….Gonna go nite nite now…muy sleepy!! Tata for now!!

Tha... Tha…That's all folks!!

P.S. just a note to ishy I'm movin' as fast as I can…..my bunnies on crack have all fled to the sneakers of Sinful Swt…don't ask…

P.S.S. Note to everyone go ready ishandhalf's fics…I must admit I only read February Fourteenth….just cause the other I know what happened because….yes me….I'm a HUGE fan of Angle… sad it's gone.. so to all of yous go read her stuff!! No

P.S.S.S. ff.net is being a bunch of poopheads and won't let me use my astercs so I had to use '-' so it looks a bit sad....I want me astercs back!! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!!