The Domino Funny Farm
~Chapter 7~
"The Famous Nurse Joy"
(and the Adventures of her Dates)
Including
Goati-Yati-Oti-Yote
Disclaimer- I do not own the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, etc. and it goes ever on ending with not even owning myself. But I have over the long boredom hours of my Michigan trip own a chant called Goati. I created it as a defense against the evil vessels of authority. Though it didn't do much, it sure became a great annoyance.
In order for the chant Goati to work, you have to have a goat. Plushie goat's are the best. I just used a six by six in. pillow with a picture of a goat on it. (your actions should be the same that of the monks in "Montipython and the Holy Grail") me no own them) If you've never seen the movie just hit yourself on your forehead with your goat object after every phrase: Goati____yati____oti____yote (repeatedly) speed is of no matter) until you have succeeded in warning off evil. Do not threat though if this does not work. For you may not succeed in warning off evil, but you will surtainetly annoy someone.
Example:
Mimic- (Enters the Scene)
Serene- (immediately picks up her plushie goat and starts hitting herself on her forehead with it)
Goati-yati-oti-yote, Goati-yati-oti-yote, Goati-yati-oti-yote, Goati-yati- oti-yote, Goati-yati-oti-yote..............
Mimic- (-__________-) What are you doing?
Serene- Goati-yati-oti-yote (hits herself on the forehead with her goat) Goati-yati-oti-yote (hits self with plushie goat) Goati-yati-oti yote (hits self with plushie goat) Goati-yati-oti-yote (hits self with....you should know by now......................................................................... .......................................................
Mimic- Oh! I see what your doing. That shall never work. For I shall never........
Serene- Goati-yati-oti-yote (hits self with goat plushie) Goati- yati........etc.
Mimic-........give in.
Serene- Goati-yati-oti-yote (hits self with goat plushie) Goati- yati........etc.
Mimic- (-______________________-) You can stop now!
Serene- Goati-yati-oti-yote (hits self with goat plushie) Goati- yati........etc.
~one hour later~
Mimic- (now plugging her ears) YOU CAN STOP NOW!
Serene- (still) Goati-yati-oti yote (hits self with goat plushie).................etc.
GET IT! GOT IT! GOOD!
Everybody else- (^__________________________^) and how does this have anything to do with The Domino Funny Farm, Yugi, Bakura, and Marik?
Author- ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Other than once again proofing I myself should be admitted into the asylum.
Everybody- (anime fall)
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Tuesday morning Kaiba (for those of you who care) Seto Kaiba marched through the front doors of the Domino Institution for the Mentally Insane. (DIMI) Followed by Mokuba, who carried his brother's suit case.
Mokuba- (who waited outside the door of the "viewing room" overhearing...........)
Nurse Joy- "They" (Yugi, Bakura, and Marik) were a little bored last night so we had them watch a movie.
Kaiba- "We"?
Nurse Joy- Eric and I. We took turns monitoring your patients Kaiba.
Kaiba- And what movie did you have them watch?
Nurse Joy- I had them watch................................ (Mokuba didn't hear)
Kaiba- WHAT? You had them watch THAT? (of course Mokuba could hear his brother's own raised voice.)
Nurse Joy- (innocently) Sorry! (sort of stuttering) Well If I had known you would have disapproved..........
Kaiba- Disapprove! Where did you get that?
Nurse Joy- The asylum owns a copy. (picks up the video she had "them" watch last night)
Kaiba- (rips the video from Joy's grasps) Not anymore they don't.
Nurse Joy- Well if it makes you feel any better. I thought you were the greatest in "it".
Kaiba- (-________________-) Trying to suck up to me now are you. Well it seems Miss Joy your imcompidence may have gotten you fired.
Nurse Joy- (now really mad) Fired! You can't fire me. I'm the head of my department.
Kaiba- ? and I'm the head of Kaiba-corb.
Nurse Joy- So! I'd like to see you try.
Kaiba- Hmmmm..... (as he exits the room) Or maybe not.
Nurse Joy- (confused) What?
Kaiba- (hands the video to Mokuba) Here Mokuba something for your collection.
Mokuba- (looks at the title of the tape) Wow! I didn't know they made copies of "this" yet.
Kaiba- Neither did I. (gathers paperwork at the front desk)
Mokuba- (enters the "viewing room" catching Nurse Joy's jaw drop, Confused insanity with Kaiba.) Why the long face Joy? He's not really going to get you fired. He just likes to be over dominating.
Greatest Example: Sit Joey! Like the pathetic, worthless, puppydog that you are.
Nurse Joy- (arouses her self from confusion) What a Jerk! He's even worse than every boy-friend I've ever had.
Mokuba- Hey! My brother's not a Jerk. He's such....He's just....He's just....
Nurse Joy- Over Dominating because that's all he knows how to be.
Mokuba- (down cast) I guess you can say that.
Nurse Joy- Well I'll just have to try and stay out of his way next time.
Mokuba- (Idea pops up in Mokuba's mind) Hey! Um Joy, you wouldn't mind doing a favor for me would ya?
Nurse Joy- (not so sure about it) What kind of favor?
Mokuba- Would you take Seto out for dinner for me tonight?
Nurse Joy- (disbelieving) Auh! Excuse me what was that again? Did You just ask me to take your brother out on a date?
Mokuba- I guess you could call it that.
Nurse Joy- Are you out of your mind? I just got done telling you that I was going to stay out of his way and now you want me in his way. Why?
Mokuba- Seto hasn't been out in a while and I've been waiting for the right opportunity to do something about it. I'm not sure, but maybe it might help change him a little.
Nurse Joy- I don't think so.
Mokuba- Please!
Nurse Joy- (crosses her arms and turns her back to Mokuba) No! Way!
Mokuba- Pretty Please with sugar on top.
Nurse Joy- Nope!
Mokuba- Oh! Come on you know you want to.
Nurse Joy- Never!
Mokuba- Fine then be that way. But did I mention that I have full access to the Kaiba-corb bank account.
Nurse Joy- (faces Mokuba again, arms uncrossed with a smile on her face and dollar signs in her eyes.) Really?
Mokuba- (Smiles) Yep!
Nurse Joy- (shakes Mokuba's hand) You have yourself a deal.
Mokuba- It's settled then. I'll have him pick you up at eight.
(Kaiba brother's leave the asylum)
(Seto Kaiba's Office)
Note to everyone- Now the trick is getting Seto to go.
Mokuba- (sitting in the second office chair swiveling around in it while bragging about such a great duelist Joey Wheeler is.) Joey Wheeler has really become a great duelist. He really isn't all that bad Seto.
Seto- (Sitting in the first office chair "NOT" swiveling around in it, but typing on his lab top instead. Trying to ignore Mokuba)
Mokuba- Joey's also a great friend. He's always there for his friends when they need him and his sister too. What do you think Seto?
Seto- (not looking up while typing) and your point is?
Mokuba- I just think it's soooooooooooo great that Yugi gave his prize winning money from the Duelist Kingdom Tournament to Joey for his sister's operation. Joey's got a really big heart.
Seto- (still typing)
Mokuba- (out of the blue) Can we go to the movies tonight?
Seto- (while typing) What makes you think I have the time to take you to see a movie tonight? and No! I have a meeting to attend with the head of Operations.
Mokuba- (still swiveling around) Not anymore you don't.
Seto- (stops typing to look up) What do you mean by......Not anymore you don't.
Mokuba- You've got plans to go out tonight.
Seto- What plans?
Mokuba- Only just........I told Joy at the asylum that you'd take her out for dinner tonight at eight.
Seto- (took a moment to register) You did WHAT?
Mokuba- I just thought you could get out and enjoy yourself for once.
Seto- (tis ferrous) That's it. I'm calling to cancel.
Mokuba- Calling to cancel the meeting?
Seto- No! I'm calling to cancel the date.
Mokuba- (in thought) why do they always assume it's a date when you go out for dinner with the opposite sex) Wait! You can't cancel the date.
Seto- Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't.
Mokuba- Canceling will only proof her right that your a Jerk.
Seto- And that concerns me how?
Mokuba- (now groveling) Please! Seto! Please! Just this once go out with her. I promise if you don't like it. I'll never ask another girl out on a date for you again.
Author- (major sweat drop)
Seto- (annoyed) Mokuba your going to pay for this. (calls and cancels the meeting.)
Mokuba- (smiles to himself)
"The Date"
Kaiba- (picks Joy up at eight in a limo and is not late) when would the great schedule filled Kaiba be late to anywhere? Me don't know)
Joy- (In thought) A limo. I figured.
(Some Restaurant)
Kaiba- (mostly speechless)
Joy- (started ranting on about all the boyfriends she's ever had)
Author- Who knows why?
Kaiba- (sort of annoyed as much as bored) So who was your first boyfriend?
Joy- My first boyfriend? Well he wasn't much of a Jerk but his friend was sure a tramp. James was sort of preppy for a guy but he was nice. He had chin length blue hair and....
Kaiba- ???Blue???
Joy- Well if you ask me I think Yugi's hair is much beyond normal then to have blue hair. Anyways James was great for awhile but his obsession with his job being a member of team Rocket with little miss Jessie disgusted me. So I moved on to better things.
Kaiba- Team Rocket?
Joy- Don't ask.
Author- Remember me no own anyone from Pokemon K. so please no sue me.
Joy- Then there's Brock. I guess he wasn't such a Jerk either. Wait I take that back he couldn't stop flirting with every girl he came in contact with. I practically had to smack him every time he did when we where going out. But that pretty much explains how that one ended.
Kaiba- (nodding his head in complete boredom) Ahuh!
Joy- And the last boyfriend I had was Eric. You know the head of Stewards at the asylum
Author- Does anyone seem to see a pattern here at all.... James.....Brock.....Eric....and now.......Kaiba..... Do ya get it yet?
Kaiba- (In thought- Mokuba's going to pay for this.) Ahuh!
Joy- Well that one really never ended but it really never began either so I guess it really doesn't matter.
Kaiba- (in thought) I canceled a very important meeting for this.....
Ahuh!
Joy- So Kaiba..... um Seto.... Did you or do you have a girl friend of your own?
Kaiba- Not really.
Joy- Want to talk about yourself, what you really do in that very large sky scrapper you own, How your last Dueling Tournament went, or about your brother??????
Kaiba- Not really.
Joy- (irritated) You know Kaiba.....Seto.... whatever you call yourself, if I have to sit here and have dinner with you the least you could do is contribute to this conversation.
Kaiba- (irritated as well) I'll have you know. I would be at a meeting instead of here if it weren't for my brother's groveling. So appreciate what you've already gotten out of this.
Joy- Already gotten out of this. Gotten What? Your mindless vessel. You haven't spoken much, but Ahuh!, and Not really.
Kaiba- What makes you think I enjoy listening to your boy friend observations. Maybe I should have blurted out.... Boring! Is any part of your life more amusing than this? instead of Ahuh! and Not really.
Joy- Well you should have if you wanted me to shut-up. If I was boring you then maybe you should have started talking about yourself instead. Or can't you talk about yourself. I bet you don't even have anything worth telling. Mr. Head of Kaiba-Corb Money Bags.
Kaiba- (stands up from the table) This is a waste of my time. I'm leaving.
Joy- What? Your not even going to take me home.
Kaiba- Go find yourself a Cab.
Joy- Jerk!
Kaiba- What did you just call me?
Joy- You heard me the first time. I called you a J-E-R-K !-!-!-!
Kaiba- Tramp!
Joy- (speechless jaw drop)
Kaiba- (in thought- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) Fine have it your way. I'll take you home myself Miss Joy.
(in the limo)
Joy- (still speechless)
Kaiba- So what exactly did my brother ask you or tell you?
Joy- (arms crossed, looking out the window, speechless)
Kaiba- (sort of feeling guilty) all right! I'm sorry.
Joy- (faces Kaiba) Well, if you must know Mokuba thought if I or you took me out for dinner..... he thought it might help change you a little.
Kaiba- Change me how?
Joy- To be honest I said No! I told him I didn't want to go out with an over dominating Jerk! But he begged me to go and sort of bribed me, until I gave in in the end.
Kaiba- Breviary huh! What was the bribe?
Joy- (without hesitating) Your wallet.
Kaiba- You mean it took my money to get you to go out with me? (thinking she was like any other girl who would want to go out with him)
Joy- (surprised at Kaiba's calm reaction) while smiling) I guess you can say that.
Kaiba- (takes out his checkbook and writes out a check)
Joy- (watches him suspiciously) Auh! What are you doing?
Kaiba- (hands over the check to Joy) Paying you.
Joy- I don't want your money.
Kaiba- Didn't you just say......
Joy- Yea! yea! yea! But that was then and this is now. And I don't want it anymore.
Kaiba- (surprised) Are you sure!
Joy- I'm sure.
Kaiba- But you haven't even looked at it yet.
Joy- I don't need to it's probably made out for a dollar anyways.
Kaiba- I'd bet you a thousand dollars it isn't.
Joy- Sorry! I don't have a thousand dollars to bet you with.
Kaiba- (smiles)
Joy- (notices Kaiba's unusual smile, looks at the check wide eyed) ONE- THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Your giving me ONE-THOUSAND DOLLARS! (in disbelief) For a lousy Date?
(pauses)
It's a fake isn't it?
Kaiba- I can assure you it's not a fake.
(limo comes to a stop)
Joy- (slowly takes the check from Kaiba's hands and observes every possible faulty) It's a check. It's a real genuine check. It's not fake.
Kaiba- Ahuh!
Joy- (smiles, quickly hugs and kisses Kaiba on the cheek) Oh! I love ya. (before getting out of the vehicle)
Kaiba- (^______________________^) confused)
Kaiba's shoulder angel- It wasn't that bad was it? She even kissed you good night and said she loved you.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- Forget the Tramp. She only kissed you good night because you gave her money.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- She's a keeper Seto.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- She's a dumper Seto.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- She's delightful.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- She's disgusting.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- She Love's you.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- She Hate's you.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- She thinks your swell.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- She thinks your a Jerk.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- You know you Love her.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- You know you Hate her.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- You think she's Gorgeous.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- You think she's hideous.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- You want to hug her.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- You want to snare at her.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- You want to kiss her.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- You want to sue her.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- You want to marry her.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- Then divorce her.
Seto- (very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, annoyed.) SHUT-UP.
(Both shoulder angels disappear.)
(Seto Returns Home)
Mokuba- (curious) So How did it go?
Seto- It wasn't worth my time. I would have rather attended the meeting. (sort of lying)
Mokuba- (displeased)
Seto- Oh! and don't bother paying her. I already took care of it.
Mokuba- (confused at first then became relieved thinking he'd hear more about if from Joy)
THE END
No not the end of the story
But it is the end of the Chaptie....
Someone- And what does Seto Kaiba going on a date with Nurse Joy have anything to do with the Domino Funny farm Yugi, Bakura, and Marik?
Author- ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! I just thought it'd be funny and that I needed to get it out of head.
Everyone- Ahuh!
and we will now be returning to the feild trip......next chapter
~Chapter 7~
"The Famous Nurse Joy"
(and the Adventures of her Dates)
Including
Goati-Yati-Oti-Yote
Disclaimer- I do not own the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, etc. and it goes ever on ending with not even owning myself. But I have over the long boredom hours of my Michigan trip own a chant called Goati. I created it as a defense against the evil vessels of authority. Though it didn't do much, it sure became a great annoyance.
In order for the chant Goati to work, you have to have a goat. Plushie goat's are the best. I just used a six by six in. pillow with a picture of a goat on it. (your actions should be the same that of the monks in "Montipython and the Holy Grail") me no own them) If you've never seen the movie just hit yourself on your forehead with your goat object after every phrase: Goati____yati____oti____yote (repeatedly) speed is of no matter) until you have succeeded in warning off evil. Do not threat though if this does not work. For you may not succeed in warning off evil, but you will surtainetly annoy someone.
Example:
Mimic- (Enters the Scene)
Serene- (immediately picks up her plushie goat and starts hitting herself on her forehead with it)
Goati-yati-oti-yote, Goati-yati-oti-yote, Goati-yati-oti-yote, Goati-yati- oti-yote, Goati-yati-oti-yote..............
Mimic- (-__________-) What are you doing?
Serene- Goati-yati-oti-yote (hits herself on the forehead with her goat) Goati-yati-oti-yote (hits self with plushie goat) Goati-yati-oti yote (hits self with plushie goat) Goati-yati-oti-yote (hits self with....you should know by now......................................................................... .......................................................
Mimic- Oh! I see what your doing. That shall never work. For I shall never........
Serene- Goati-yati-oti-yote (hits self with goat plushie) Goati- yati........etc.
Mimic-........give in.
Serene- Goati-yati-oti-yote (hits self with goat plushie) Goati- yati........etc.
Mimic- (-______________________-) You can stop now!
Serene- Goati-yati-oti-yote (hits self with goat plushie) Goati- yati........etc.
~one hour later~
Mimic- (now plugging her ears) YOU CAN STOP NOW!
Serene- (still) Goati-yati-oti yote (hits self with goat plushie).................etc.
GET IT! GOT IT! GOOD!
Everybody else- (^__________________________^) and how does this have anything to do with The Domino Funny Farm, Yugi, Bakura, and Marik?
Author- ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Other than once again proofing I myself should be admitted into the asylum.
Everybody- (anime fall)
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Tuesday morning Kaiba (for those of you who care) Seto Kaiba marched through the front doors of the Domino Institution for the Mentally Insane. (DIMI) Followed by Mokuba, who carried his brother's suit case.
Mokuba- (who waited outside the door of the "viewing room" overhearing...........)
Nurse Joy- "They" (Yugi, Bakura, and Marik) were a little bored last night so we had them watch a movie.
Kaiba- "We"?
Nurse Joy- Eric and I. We took turns monitoring your patients Kaiba.
Kaiba- And what movie did you have them watch?
Nurse Joy- I had them watch................................ (Mokuba didn't hear)
Kaiba- WHAT? You had them watch THAT? (of course Mokuba could hear his brother's own raised voice.)
Nurse Joy- (innocently) Sorry! (sort of stuttering) Well If I had known you would have disapproved..........
Kaiba- Disapprove! Where did you get that?
Nurse Joy- The asylum owns a copy. (picks up the video she had "them" watch last night)
Kaiba- (rips the video from Joy's grasps) Not anymore they don't.
Nurse Joy- Well if it makes you feel any better. I thought you were the greatest in "it".
Kaiba- (-________________-) Trying to suck up to me now are you. Well it seems Miss Joy your imcompidence may have gotten you fired.
Nurse Joy- (now really mad) Fired! You can't fire me. I'm the head of my department.
Kaiba- ? and I'm the head of Kaiba-corb.
Nurse Joy- So! I'd like to see you try.
Kaiba- Hmmmm..... (as he exits the room) Or maybe not.
Nurse Joy- (confused) What?
Kaiba- (hands the video to Mokuba) Here Mokuba something for your collection.
Mokuba- (looks at the title of the tape) Wow! I didn't know they made copies of "this" yet.
Kaiba- Neither did I. (gathers paperwork at the front desk)
Mokuba- (enters the "viewing room" catching Nurse Joy's jaw drop, Confused insanity with Kaiba.) Why the long face Joy? He's not really going to get you fired. He just likes to be over dominating.
Greatest Example: Sit Joey! Like the pathetic, worthless, puppydog that you are.
Nurse Joy- (arouses her self from confusion) What a Jerk! He's even worse than every boy-friend I've ever had.
Mokuba- Hey! My brother's not a Jerk. He's such....He's just....He's just....
Nurse Joy- Over Dominating because that's all he knows how to be.
Mokuba- (down cast) I guess you can say that.
Nurse Joy- Well I'll just have to try and stay out of his way next time.
Mokuba- (Idea pops up in Mokuba's mind) Hey! Um Joy, you wouldn't mind doing a favor for me would ya?
Nurse Joy- (not so sure about it) What kind of favor?
Mokuba- Would you take Seto out for dinner for me tonight?
Nurse Joy- (disbelieving) Auh! Excuse me what was that again? Did You just ask me to take your brother out on a date?
Mokuba- I guess you could call it that.
Nurse Joy- Are you out of your mind? I just got done telling you that I was going to stay out of his way and now you want me in his way. Why?
Mokuba- Seto hasn't been out in a while and I've been waiting for the right opportunity to do something about it. I'm not sure, but maybe it might help change him a little.
Nurse Joy- I don't think so.
Mokuba- Please!
Nurse Joy- (crosses her arms and turns her back to Mokuba) No! Way!
Mokuba- Pretty Please with sugar on top.
Nurse Joy- Nope!
Mokuba- Oh! Come on you know you want to.
Nurse Joy- Never!
Mokuba- Fine then be that way. But did I mention that I have full access to the Kaiba-corb bank account.
Nurse Joy- (faces Mokuba again, arms uncrossed with a smile on her face and dollar signs in her eyes.) Really?
Mokuba- (Smiles) Yep!
Nurse Joy- (shakes Mokuba's hand) You have yourself a deal.
Mokuba- It's settled then. I'll have him pick you up at eight.
(Kaiba brother's leave the asylum)
(Seto Kaiba's Office)
Note to everyone- Now the trick is getting Seto to go.
Mokuba- (sitting in the second office chair swiveling around in it while bragging about such a great duelist Joey Wheeler is.) Joey Wheeler has really become a great duelist. He really isn't all that bad Seto.
Seto- (Sitting in the first office chair "NOT" swiveling around in it, but typing on his lab top instead. Trying to ignore Mokuba)
Mokuba- Joey's also a great friend. He's always there for his friends when they need him and his sister too. What do you think Seto?
Seto- (not looking up while typing) and your point is?
Mokuba- I just think it's soooooooooooo great that Yugi gave his prize winning money from the Duelist Kingdom Tournament to Joey for his sister's operation. Joey's got a really big heart.
Seto- (still typing)
Mokuba- (out of the blue) Can we go to the movies tonight?
Seto- (while typing) What makes you think I have the time to take you to see a movie tonight? and No! I have a meeting to attend with the head of Operations.
Mokuba- (still swiveling around) Not anymore you don't.
Seto- (stops typing to look up) What do you mean by......Not anymore you don't.
Mokuba- You've got plans to go out tonight.
Seto- What plans?
Mokuba- Only just........I told Joy at the asylum that you'd take her out for dinner tonight at eight.
Seto- (took a moment to register) You did WHAT?
Mokuba- I just thought you could get out and enjoy yourself for once.
Seto- (tis ferrous) That's it. I'm calling to cancel.
Mokuba- Calling to cancel the meeting?
Seto- No! I'm calling to cancel the date.
Mokuba- (in thought) why do they always assume it's a date when you go out for dinner with the opposite sex) Wait! You can't cancel the date.
Seto- Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't.
Mokuba- Canceling will only proof her right that your a Jerk.
Seto- And that concerns me how?
Mokuba- (now groveling) Please! Seto! Please! Just this once go out with her. I promise if you don't like it. I'll never ask another girl out on a date for you again.
Author- (major sweat drop)
Seto- (annoyed) Mokuba your going to pay for this. (calls and cancels the meeting.)
Mokuba- (smiles to himself)
"The Date"
Kaiba- (picks Joy up at eight in a limo and is not late) when would the great schedule filled Kaiba be late to anywhere? Me don't know)
Joy- (In thought) A limo. I figured.
(Some Restaurant)
Kaiba- (mostly speechless)
Joy- (started ranting on about all the boyfriends she's ever had)
Author- Who knows why?
Kaiba- (sort of annoyed as much as bored) So who was your first boyfriend?
Joy- My first boyfriend? Well he wasn't much of a Jerk but his friend was sure a tramp. James was sort of preppy for a guy but he was nice. He had chin length blue hair and....
Kaiba- ???Blue???
Joy- Well if you ask me I think Yugi's hair is much beyond normal then to have blue hair. Anyways James was great for awhile but his obsession with his job being a member of team Rocket with little miss Jessie disgusted me. So I moved on to better things.
Kaiba- Team Rocket?
Joy- Don't ask.
Author- Remember me no own anyone from Pokemon K. so please no sue me.
Joy- Then there's Brock. I guess he wasn't such a Jerk either. Wait I take that back he couldn't stop flirting with every girl he came in contact with. I practically had to smack him every time he did when we where going out. But that pretty much explains how that one ended.
Kaiba- (nodding his head in complete boredom) Ahuh!
Joy- And the last boyfriend I had was Eric. You know the head of Stewards at the asylum
Author- Does anyone seem to see a pattern here at all.... James.....Brock.....Eric....and now.......Kaiba..... Do ya get it yet?
Kaiba- (In thought- Mokuba's going to pay for this.) Ahuh!
Joy- Well that one really never ended but it really never began either so I guess it really doesn't matter.
Kaiba- (in thought) I canceled a very important meeting for this.....
Ahuh!
Joy- So Kaiba..... um Seto.... Did you or do you have a girl friend of your own?
Kaiba- Not really.
Joy- Want to talk about yourself, what you really do in that very large sky scrapper you own, How your last Dueling Tournament went, or about your brother??????
Kaiba- Not really.
Joy- (irritated) You know Kaiba.....Seto.... whatever you call yourself, if I have to sit here and have dinner with you the least you could do is contribute to this conversation.
Kaiba- (irritated as well) I'll have you know. I would be at a meeting instead of here if it weren't for my brother's groveling. So appreciate what you've already gotten out of this.
Joy- Already gotten out of this. Gotten What? Your mindless vessel. You haven't spoken much, but Ahuh!, and Not really.
Kaiba- What makes you think I enjoy listening to your boy friend observations. Maybe I should have blurted out.... Boring! Is any part of your life more amusing than this? instead of Ahuh! and Not really.
Joy- Well you should have if you wanted me to shut-up. If I was boring you then maybe you should have started talking about yourself instead. Or can't you talk about yourself. I bet you don't even have anything worth telling. Mr. Head of Kaiba-Corb Money Bags.
Kaiba- (stands up from the table) This is a waste of my time. I'm leaving.
Joy- What? Your not even going to take me home.
Kaiba- Go find yourself a Cab.
Joy- Jerk!
Kaiba- What did you just call me?
Joy- You heard me the first time. I called you a J-E-R-K !-!-!-!
Kaiba- Tramp!
Joy- (speechless jaw drop)
Kaiba- (in thought- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) Fine have it your way. I'll take you home myself Miss Joy.
(in the limo)
Joy- (still speechless)
Kaiba- So what exactly did my brother ask you or tell you?
Joy- (arms crossed, looking out the window, speechless)
Kaiba- (sort of feeling guilty) all right! I'm sorry.
Joy- (faces Kaiba) Well, if you must know Mokuba thought if I or you took me out for dinner..... he thought it might help change you a little.
Kaiba- Change me how?
Joy- To be honest I said No! I told him I didn't want to go out with an over dominating Jerk! But he begged me to go and sort of bribed me, until I gave in in the end.
Kaiba- Breviary huh! What was the bribe?
Joy- (without hesitating) Your wallet.
Kaiba- You mean it took my money to get you to go out with me? (thinking she was like any other girl who would want to go out with him)
Joy- (surprised at Kaiba's calm reaction) while smiling) I guess you can say that.
Kaiba- (takes out his checkbook and writes out a check)
Joy- (watches him suspiciously) Auh! What are you doing?
Kaiba- (hands over the check to Joy) Paying you.
Joy- I don't want your money.
Kaiba- Didn't you just say......
Joy- Yea! yea! yea! But that was then and this is now. And I don't want it anymore.
Kaiba- (surprised) Are you sure!
Joy- I'm sure.
Kaiba- But you haven't even looked at it yet.
Joy- I don't need to it's probably made out for a dollar anyways.
Kaiba- I'd bet you a thousand dollars it isn't.
Joy- Sorry! I don't have a thousand dollars to bet you with.
Kaiba- (smiles)
Joy- (notices Kaiba's unusual smile, looks at the check wide eyed) ONE- THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Your giving me ONE-THOUSAND DOLLARS! (in disbelief) For a lousy Date?
(pauses)
It's a fake isn't it?
Kaiba- I can assure you it's not a fake.
(limo comes to a stop)
Joy- (slowly takes the check from Kaiba's hands and observes every possible faulty) It's a check. It's a real genuine check. It's not fake.
Kaiba- Ahuh!
Joy- (smiles, quickly hugs and kisses Kaiba on the cheek) Oh! I love ya. (before getting out of the vehicle)
Kaiba- (^______________________^) confused)
Kaiba's shoulder angel- It wasn't that bad was it? She even kissed you good night and said she loved you.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- Forget the Tramp. She only kissed you good night because you gave her money.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- She's a keeper Seto.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- She's a dumper Seto.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- She's delightful.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- She's disgusting.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- She Love's you.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- She Hate's you.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- She thinks your swell.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- She thinks your a Jerk.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- You know you Love her.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- You know you Hate her.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- You think she's Gorgeous.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- You think she's hideous.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- You want to hug her.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- You want to snare at her.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- You want to kiss her.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- You want to sue her.
Kaiba's shoulder angel- You want to marry her.
Kaiba's shoulder demon- Then divorce her.
Seto- (very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, annoyed.) SHUT-UP.
(Both shoulder angels disappear.)
(Seto Returns Home)
Mokuba- (curious) So How did it go?
Seto- It wasn't worth my time. I would have rather attended the meeting. (sort of lying)
Mokuba- (displeased)
Seto- Oh! and don't bother paying her. I already took care of it.
Mokuba- (confused at first then became relieved thinking he'd hear more about if from Joy)
THE END
No not the end of the story
But it is the end of the Chaptie....
Someone- And what does Seto Kaiba going on a date with Nurse Joy have anything to do with the Domino Funny farm Yugi, Bakura, and Marik?
Author- ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! I just thought it'd be funny and that I needed to get it out of head.
Everyone- Ahuh!
and we will now be returning to the feild trip......next chapter