A/N : Whoa... Fuji, eh? Who would have expected that? Heh, just kidding. Everybody loves our dear tensai, no? -grin- I'm surprised nobody went crazy over Tezuka. =D You wouldn't guess who's our next Match, or maybe you will... 0.o Wait, what am I saying? Of course you will! -slaps self for being so stupid-
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Kina : Welcome to 'Love, Set, Match'! Find your perfect Match! Where all your tennis dreams come true!
Matches cower then line themselves up in a straight row...
Eiji : Ne... I wonder who she'll pick this time.
Kina scans around, creating fear and terror among the Matches.
Kina : I've got it! YOU! -points-
??? : NOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Love, Set, Match!
1. Mukahi Gakuto
Name : Mukahi Gakuto
Nickname : Mukahi, Gakuto
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Ryoma: Like we didn't expect that...
Momoshiro makes his debut appearance but then falls flat on his face.
Horio, Katsuo, Katchiro: MOMO-CHAN SEMPAI!!!
Kaidoh smirks his ass off.
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School : Hyoutei Gakuen
Year : 3rd Year
Birthday : 9th December
Constellation : Sagittarius
Height : 158 cm
Blood Type : B
Sexuality : Bisexual. Definitely. Or maybe Oshitarisexual. -shrug-
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Oshitari grabs Mukahi by the waist.
Oshitari: We come in a package.
Kina: 0.o Who told you that!? I'm the one who decides things around here!
Atobe: Ore-sama thought it was ore-sama who made the decisions! -pats hair-
Mizuki: Well, we thinks "ore-sama" is too busy making a fool out of "ore- sama's" self. "Ore-sama" should just bury himself in dirt as we don't want to see "ore-sama's" face.
Atobe is crestfallen while Fuji smiles.
Fuji: This from the President of the Perverted Purple Priss Patrol.
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Playing Style : Serve and Volley
Dominant Hand : Left-handed
Skill : Acrobatic Tennis, Moon Salute, Diving Volley.
Family : Older sister, Younger brother.
Favorite Subject : Physical Education
Favorite Color : Red
Hobby : Collecting shuttlecock accessories
Quotes : Uwe ni a uwe ga iru (there is always someone higher than you)
Description : Noodly. –gets stares from everybody- Mukahi's flexibility makes him a good asset to Hyoutei's team. Mukahi's rumored to be even more flexible than Kikumaru Eiji.
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Eiji: Hoi, hoi! That's not true, nya!
Mukahi: Oh, you wanna have a contest? I can do a split upside down in mid air! -splits-
Eiji: 'Ch. I can do better, watch! -flips-
Mukahi: HAAAHH, was that supposed to be impressive? I dunno, it just fell a biiiiit short.
Ryoma: Did someone say SHORT?!
Eiji jumps around.
Eiji: He said it! Beat him up, ochibi!
Oishi: Eiji! You don't want to cause anybody trouble do you? Don't fight. Don't fight. If you have any troubles, just tell me! I'll be happy to help out! –flustered-
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He is especially proud of his abilities which at time leads to trouble. While his acrobatics are top of the line, his jumping about often leaves him open to attack requiring his partner, Oshitari Yuushi, to cover for him. His major weakness though is his stamina, which runs out quickly if he overdoes his play. Oh, you have a question? Yes, Oshitari's the one trying to get into Mukahi's pants right now. Please do not observe if squeamish.
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Momoshiro: What are you laughing at, baka mamushi?
Kaidoh: PSSSSHHHHH... It's your FACE I'm laughing at. Was it always this distorted? PSSSSHHHHHH...
Momoshiro: You—
Kaidoh and Momoshiro cat fight.
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Oshitari: Gakuto...
Mukahi: Yuushi...
Oshitari: Let me hold you, one last time.
Mukahi: Yes, Yuushi!
Is interrupted by Atobe's wailing.
Atobe: The Purple Pervert just insulted ore-sama! In ore-sama's face! KABAJI!
Kabaji: Usu.
Kabaji picks Mizuki up and covers him in pink paint. SPLAT!
Mizuki: NOOOOOO!!! PURPLE! PURPLE! I NEED SOME PURPLE!!! -faints-
Ryoma: Glad that's done and over with.
Tezuka: ...
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Partnership : The way to Mukahi's heart is... Oshitari. It is most recommended that you buy him later on. Oshitari can deal with all the whining and spatting your Mukahi always does while you can just sit back, relax, and lock Oshitari in the cupboard when he's done. If you are a yaoi fangirl, like ME,
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Ryoma: Shameless...
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then just put the two together and watch... -coughcough- He's a good Match to have in a shopping mall, as you can never lose him. Nope, what with his red bowl haircut, you'll just have to look for a mini dome.
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Now, for a brief interview with our resident spaghetti...
Kina: So, Gakuto—
Oshitari: -glare- MUKAHI.
Kina: Er, yeah, Mukahi. -shifty look- How do you feel being sold off before Oshitari? Will this affect your relationship?
Oshitari: -smiles serenely- Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Itsuki: -pokes- Nande, nande? Why do you keep answering for Mukahi? Nande, nande? Huh, why? Nande, nande? NANDE, NAN—
Mukahi flips over and slams Itsuki to the ground.
Oshitari: Impressive.
Mukahi: Isn't it?
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Kina: And that's our second Match. If you desire Mukahi, just dial 555- MATCH now! Hurry! We only have 5 Mukahi's for sale in the back room. He costs only 15 bucks, since his whining tends to annoy people after a long stretch of time. He even comes with a whip (to keep him in line), a trampoline AND fermented soybeans! Offer ends June 24th! Refunds and exchanges not acceptable.
Mukahi: -whine- Why do I only cost 15 bucks!? -sob-
Oshitari: There, there, Gakuto. Don't make a fuss. Everybody knows that big things... er... come in small prices. 0.o
Itsuki: HONK! Nande, nande? Why is that? I don't understand... Nande, nande?
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Kina : Welcome to 'Love, Set, Match'! Find your perfect Match! Where all your tennis dreams come true!
Matches cower then line themselves up in a straight row...
Eiji : Ne... I wonder who she'll pick this time.
Kina scans around, creating fear and terror among the Matches.
Kina : I've got it! YOU! -points-
??? : NOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Love, Set, Match!
1. Mukahi Gakuto
Name : Mukahi Gakuto
Nickname : Mukahi, Gakuto
---
Ryoma: Like we didn't expect that...
Momoshiro makes his debut appearance but then falls flat on his face.
Horio, Katsuo, Katchiro: MOMO-CHAN SEMPAI!!!
Kaidoh smirks his ass off.
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School : Hyoutei Gakuen
Year : 3rd Year
Birthday : 9th December
Constellation : Sagittarius
Height : 158 cm
Blood Type : B
Sexuality : Bisexual. Definitely. Or maybe Oshitarisexual. -shrug-
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Oshitari grabs Mukahi by the waist.
Oshitari: We come in a package.
Kina: 0.o Who told you that!? I'm the one who decides things around here!
Atobe: Ore-sama thought it was ore-sama who made the decisions! -pats hair-
Mizuki: Well, we thinks "ore-sama" is too busy making a fool out of "ore- sama's" self. "Ore-sama" should just bury himself in dirt as we don't want to see "ore-sama's" face.
Atobe is crestfallen while Fuji smiles.
Fuji: This from the President of the Perverted Purple Priss Patrol.
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Playing Style : Serve and Volley
Dominant Hand : Left-handed
Skill : Acrobatic Tennis, Moon Salute, Diving Volley.
Family : Older sister, Younger brother.
Favorite Subject : Physical Education
Favorite Color : Red
Hobby : Collecting shuttlecock accessories
Quotes : Uwe ni a uwe ga iru (there is always someone higher than you)
Description : Noodly. –gets stares from everybody- Mukahi's flexibility makes him a good asset to Hyoutei's team. Mukahi's rumored to be even more flexible than Kikumaru Eiji.
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Eiji: Hoi, hoi! That's not true, nya!
Mukahi: Oh, you wanna have a contest? I can do a split upside down in mid air! -splits-
Eiji: 'Ch. I can do better, watch! -flips-
Mukahi: HAAAHH, was that supposed to be impressive? I dunno, it just fell a biiiiit short.
Ryoma: Did someone say SHORT?!
Eiji jumps around.
Eiji: He said it! Beat him up, ochibi!
Oishi: Eiji! You don't want to cause anybody trouble do you? Don't fight. Don't fight. If you have any troubles, just tell me! I'll be happy to help out! –flustered-
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He is especially proud of his abilities which at time leads to trouble. While his acrobatics are top of the line, his jumping about often leaves him open to attack requiring his partner, Oshitari Yuushi, to cover for him. His major weakness though is his stamina, which runs out quickly if he overdoes his play. Oh, you have a question? Yes, Oshitari's the one trying to get into Mukahi's pants right now. Please do not observe if squeamish.
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Momoshiro: What are you laughing at, baka mamushi?
Kaidoh: PSSSSHHHHH... It's your FACE I'm laughing at. Was it always this distorted? PSSSSHHHHHH...
Momoshiro: You—
Kaidoh and Momoshiro cat fight.
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Oshitari: Gakuto...
Mukahi: Yuushi...
Oshitari: Let me hold you, one last time.
Mukahi: Yes, Yuushi!
Is interrupted by Atobe's wailing.
Atobe: The Purple Pervert just insulted ore-sama! In ore-sama's face! KABAJI!
Kabaji: Usu.
Kabaji picks Mizuki up and covers him in pink paint. SPLAT!
Mizuki: NOOOOOO!!! PURPLE! PURPLE! I NEED SOME PURPLE!!! -faints-
Ryoma: Glad that's done and over with.
Tezuka: ...
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Partnership : The way to Mukahi's heart is... Oshitari. It is most recommended that you buy him later on. Oshitari can deal with all the whining and spatting your Mukahi always does while you can just sit back, relax, and lock Oshitari in the cupboard when he's done. If you are a yaoi fangirl, like ME,
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Ryoma: Shameless...
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then just put the two together and watch... -coughcough- He's a good Match to have in a shopping mall, as you can never lose him. Nope, what with his red bowl haircut, you'll just have to look for a mini dome.
---
Now, for a brief interview with our resident spaghetti...
Kina: So, Gakuto—
Oshitari: -glare- MUKAHI.
Kina: Er, yeah, Mukahi. -shifty look- How do you feel being sold off before Oshitari? Will this affect your relationship?
Oshitari: -smiles serenely- Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Itsuki: -pokes- Nande, nande? Why do you keep answering for Mukahi? Nande, nande? Huh, why? Nande, nande? NANDE, NAN—
Mukahi flips over and slams Itsuki to the ground.
Oshitari: Impressive.
Mukahi: Isn't it?
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Kina: And that's our second Match. If you desire Mukahi, just dial 555- MATCH now! Hurry! We only have 5 Mukahi's for sale in the back room. He costs only 15 bucks, since his whining tends to annoy people after a long stretch of time. He even comes with a whip (to keep him in line), a trampoline AND fermented soybeans! Offer ends June 24th! Refunds and exchanges not acceptable.
Mukahi: -whine- Why do I only cost 15 bucks!? -sob-
Oshitari: There, there, Gakuto. Don't make a fuss. Everybody knows that big things... er... come in small prices. 0.o
Itsuki: HONK! Nande, nande? Why is that? I don't understand... Nande, nande?
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