A/N :Sorry, I didn't update for nearly a week. I was about to leave this fic longer, but I thought that was already being cruel and mean of me XD Eep, I made a typo (well, actually a number-o... I accidentally typed 1, instead of 2 for Mukahi Gakuto... Apologies, apologies...)
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Kina : Welcome to 'Love, Set, Match'! Find your perfect Match! Where all your tennis dreams come true!
Mukahi : She repeats the same thing over and over and over and over EVERY FRICKIN' TIME WE START!
Kina : Look, smart ass, I'm surprised people even BOUGHT you the last time. I wonder how they deal with someone as stupid as you are.
Mukahi : -rolls up sleeve- You wanna make something out of it?
Kina : Puh-lease... Just haul your scrawny butt out of here!
Mukahi : -stares at butt- I do NOT have a scrawny butt! You just have narrow eyes! My butt is as big as that purple idiot, if not bigger! -goes to Mizuki and compares ass size-
Oshitari heads over to Mukahi and assures him that Mukahi's ass is DEFINITELY bigger than Mizuki's.
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Love, Set, Match!
3. Kamio Akira
Name :Kamio Akira
Nickname :Kamio, Akira, Rhythm Runt -cough-
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Shinji: I wonder why they call him 'Rhythm Runt'. It's not even funny. Sure, he's fast and all, but there's no need to name him just based on that. I don't think it's worthy enough for another name. It's just like my nickname, 'Mumbly'. What kind of name is that? It doesn't even make any sense. Who names a person, MUMBLY? Ishida brought it up a few months ago and it stuck. No wonder the name doesn't make any sense, because the person who made it up doesn't make any much sense either. Just be—
Kamio: Shinji, please, we're in the middle of my sale! You can continue your... rant... later.
Shinji: Who says I'm ranting? I'm just expressing my thoughts, and already people say I rant. Ranting is going on and on about a subject and I don't do that. People just don't pay attention nowadays. Wh—
Atobe: Make him shut up! Ore-sama can't take it anymore! Ore-sama must protect ore-sama's precious hearing! –throws a fit-
Kabaji takes pity on his master and calmly covers Atobe's ears.
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School :Fudoumine
Year :2nd Year
Birthday :26th August
Constellation :Virgo
Height :165 cm
Blood Type :O
Sexuality :Straight... Though he has some affections for Shinji.
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Sengoku: Ne, don't you have feelings for me, too, Kamio-kun? You're too cute, na. It's so hard to resist.
Kamio: -twitch- -tries hard not to run away screaming-
Shinji: Why are you always hitting on Kamio? Stop it. I don't like it. Neither does he, if you'd just stop caring about your LUCKYness, you would notice. You started stalking him after he beat you in the semi-finals. Get a life. You need one. It's disturbing to see you camping out in his lawn every night. Kamio doesn't like it. I don't either. Go chase after Fuji. I mean, Fuji Syusuke, not Fuji otouto—
Yuuta: IT'S YUUTA! GEDDIT!? YUUTA! NOT FUJI SYUSUKE'S LITTLE BROTHER!
Atobe: ORE-SAMA'S EARDRUMS!!!
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Playing Style :Speed Serve
Dominant Hand :Right-handed
Skill :Rhythm Attack, Sonic Bullet.
Family :-no info-
Favorite Subject :History
Favorite Color :Dark Green
Hobby :Jogging
Quotes :"Increase the tempo!!!"
Description :This red-head is the fastest player from Fudoumine (or from any other team, for that matter).
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Momo: I don't think so... With all the laps that Tezuka-buchou makes us run, I think I could be a good competitor!!
Kamio: Shut up! You stupid bike thief! I'll have you know that Ann-chan likes me more than you! Nyahnyahnyah!
Momo: That was so long ago! STOP SCREAMING AT ME! I SAID, STOP SCREAMING, YOU CRAZY 'INCREASE THE TEMPO' MONK! ANN-CHAN ONLY LIKES YOU BECAUSE SHE FEELS PITY FOR YOUR DUMB PEA-BRAIN! YA HEAR ME!? PEA-BRAIN! PEA-BRAIN!
Kamio: I'M SCREAMING!? YOU'RE SCREAMING! AND YOU'RE TELLING ME TO STOP SCREAMING!? ANN-CHAN LIKES ME BETTER AND YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! HA! NYAHNYAHNYAHBOOBOO! CYCLOPS! CYCLOPS! YOU'RE SO UGLY THAT IT EVEN AMAZES ME HOW NOBODY FAINTS IN FEAR WHEN IN TEN MILES RADIUS OF YOU! CYCLOPS! CYCLOPS!
Ryoma: Momo-sempai –
Oishi: Now, now. Let's not resort to fighting and shouting matches again! We get enough of this when we play against each other! Why can't we all just be friends? It would make the world a much better place!
Eiji: Oishi! Stop prattling! We challenge you to a race, nyah, Kamio-kun!
Atobe: -sniffs- Ore-sama does not race. It is most undignified of ore-sama. Why, it could like, actually RUFFLE ore-sama's HAIR! Kabaji, you race for me, yes?
Kabaji: Usu.
Kina blows the whistle while Kabaji stomps everybody in his path.
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He usually listens to music before a match to loosen his limbs and to get in tune with the music. He plays Singles 2 (much to the chagrin of Shinji) and is the Vice-Captain of Fudoumine. Because of his speed, he tends to get a bit impatient at times. He treats Tachibana Kippei with utmost respect. Ibu Shinji's his best friend but sometimes even Kamio can't take Shinji's mumbling much. He was devastated when Momoshiro Takeshi stole his bike and can never forgive him for that incident. He also has a crush on Tachibana Ann, his buchou's little sister. He care for Ann very much and treats her like his sister as well.Partnership : Although brash and impatient, he's very loyal. Make sure you have a leash ready in case he decides to 'increase the tempo' or if he decides to chase our dear Momo-sempai. If ever you encounter a situation like this, quickly loop the leash over his neck and hold on tight! We do not hold the responsibility of you getting whiplash. He's good to have around when you are with Shinji, he's practically the only one who can make him shut up.
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Shinji: See, now they're talking about me having to shut up. Why should I shut up? I don't talk much anyway, I just like to share my thoughts. You all are so rude. I don't know why I put up with you all. It makes me wonder why I'm even in this stupid place. Do you think—
Tachibana: -sigh- God have mercy on us.
Itsuki:HONK!Nande, nande? Why do you talk like that? You never stop do you? Why do you mumble? Huh, nande? Is it because it's fun? Should I try it out sometime? Nande, nande? Do you do that because you have nobody else to talk to? Or do you just like wasting your breath? Nande, nande?
Eiji: -whines- Everybody's so NOISY, nyah!
Kentarou: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYBODY'S SO TALKATIVE NOWADAYS! I ALSO THINK IT'S VERY IMPOLITE TO YELL ALL THE TIME! WHY IS EVERYBODY SHAKING THEIR HEADS AT ME? AM I DOING SOMETHING WRONG?
Ryoma stuffs Kentarou in a plastic bag.
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Now, for a brief interview with our rhythm runt...
Kina: Kamio... Kamio! KAMIO!
Kamio: SHE LIKES ME!
Momo: YEAH, RIGHT, BOZO! SHE LIKES ME!
Kamio: STOP DREAMING! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING, YOU BIKE THIEF!
Momo: THAT WAS AGES AGO! GIVE IT UP ALREADY! YOU'RE LIKE AN OLD SAD GRANDFATHER, HOLDING A GRUDGE AS ANCIENT AS THAT!
Kina pulls them apart.
Kina: Kamio, please describe yourself.
Kamio: -gives a shy grin- I'm basically an easy-going guy. -glares at Momo- EXCEPT WHEN YOU'RE A NO-LIFE-SAD-LOSER-ANN-CHAN-LOVING-BIKE-THIEF!!!
Momo: I'M THE LOSER? HAH! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW—
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Kina : Welcome to 'Love, Set, Match'! Find your perfect Match! Where all your tennis dreams come true!
Mukahi : She repeats the same thing over and over and over and over EVERY FRICKIN' TIME WE START!
Kina : Look, smart ass, I'm surprised people even BOUGHT you the last time. I wonder how they deal with someone as stupid as you are.
Mukahi : -rolls up sleeve- You wanna make something out of it?
Kina : Puh-lease... Just haul your scrawny butt out of here!
Mukahi : -stares at butt- I do NOT have a scrawny butt! You just have narrow eyes! My butt is as big as that purple idiot, if not bigger! -goes to Mizuki and compares ass size-
Oshitari heads over to Mukahi and assures him that Mukahi's ass is DEFINITELY bigger than Mizuki's.
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Love, Set, Match!
3. Kamio Akira
Name :Kamio Akira
Nickname :Kamio, Akira, Rhythm Runt -cough-
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Shinji: I wonder why they call him 'Rhythm Runt'. It's not even funny. Sure, he's fast and all, but there's no need to name him just based on that. I don't think it's worthy enough for another name. It's just like my nickname, 'Mumbly'. What kind of name is that? It doesn't even make any sense. Who names a person, MUMBLY? Ishida brought it up a few months ago and it stuck. No wonder the name doesn't make any sense, because the person who made it up doesn't make any much sense either. Just be—
Kamio: Shinji, please, we're in the middle of my sale! You can continue your... rant... later.
Shinji: Who says I'm ranting? I'm just expressing my thoughts, and already people say I rant. Ranting is going on and on about a subject and I don't do that. People just don't pay attention nowadays. Wh—
Atobe: Make him shut up! Ore-sama can't take it anymore! Ore-sama must protect ore-sama's precious hearing! –throws a fit-
Kabaji takes pity on his master and calmly covers Atobe's ears.
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School :Fudoumine
Year :2nd Year
Birthday :26th August
Constellation :Virgo
Height :165 cm
Blood Type :O
Sexuality :Straight... Though he has some affections for Shinji.
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Sengoku: Ne, don't you have feelings for me, too, Kamio-kun? You're too cute, na. It's so hard to resist.
Kamio: -twitch- -tries hard not to run away screaming-
Shinji: Why are you always hitting on Kamio? Stop it. I don't like it. Neither does he, if you'd just stop caring about your LUCKYness, you would notice. You started stalking him after he beat you in the semi-finals. Get a life. You need one. It's disturbing to see you camping out in his lawn every night. Kamio doesn't like it. I don't either. Go chase after Fuji. I mean, Fuji Syusuke, not Fuji otouto—
Yuuta: IT'S YUUTA! GEDDIT!? YUUTA! NOT FUJI SYUSUKE'S LITTLE BROTHER!
Atobe: ORE-SAMA'S EARDRUMS!!!
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Playing Style :Speed Serve
Dominant Hand :Right-handed
Skill :Rhythm Attack, Sonic Bullet.
Family :-no info-
Favorite Subject :History
Favorite Color :Dark Green
Hobby :Jogging
Quotes :"Increase the tempo!!!"
Description :This red-head is the fastest player from Fudoumine (or from any other team, for that matter).
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Momo: I don't think so... With all the laps that Tezuka-buchou makes us run, I think I could be a good competitor!!
Kamio: Shut up! You stupid bike thief! I'll have you know that Ann-chan likes me more than you! Nyahnyahnyah!
Momo: That was so long ago! STOP SCREAMING AT ME! I SAID, STOP SCREAMING, YOU CRAZY 'INCREASE THE TEMPO' MONK! ANN-CHAN ONLY LIKES YOU BECAUSE SHE FEELS PITY FOR YOUR DUMB PEA-BRAIN! YA HEAR ME!? PEA-BRAIN! PEA-BRAIN!
Kamio: I'M SCREAMING!? YOU'RE SCREAMING! AND YOU'RE TELLING ME TO STOP SCREAMING!? ANN-CHAN LIKES ME BETTER AND YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! HA! NYAHNYAHNYAHBOOBOO! CYCLOPS! CYCLOPS! YOU'RE SO UGLY THAT IT EVEN AMAZES ME HOW NOBODY FAINTS IN FEAR WHEN IN TEN MILES RADIUS OF YOU! CYCLOPS! CYCLOPS!
Ryoma: Momo-sempai –
Oishi: Now, now. Let's not resort to fighting and shouting matches again! We get enough of this when we play against each other! Why can't we all just be friends? It would make the world a much better place!
Eiji: Oishi! Stop prattling! We challenge you to a race, nyah, Kamio-kun!
Atobe: -sniffs- Ore-sama does not race. It is most undignified of ore-sama. Why, it could like, actually RUFFLE ore-sama's HAIR! Kabaji, you race for me, yes?
Kabaji: Usu.
Kina blows the whistle while Kabaji stomps everybody in his path.
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He usually listens to music before a match to loosen his limbs and to get in tune with the music. He plays Singles 2 (much to the chagrin of Shinji) and is the Vice-Captain of Fudoumine. Because of his speed, he tends to get a bit impatient at times. He treats Tachibana Kippei with utmost respect. Ibu Shinji's his best friend but sometimes even Kamio can't take Shinji's mumbling much. He was devastated when Momoshiro Takeshi stole his bike and can never forgive him for that incident. He also has a crush on Tachibana Ann, his buchou's little sister. He care for Ann very much and treats her like his sister as well.Partnership : Although brash and impatient, he's very loyal. Make sure you have a leash ready in case he decides to 'increase the tempo' or if he decides to chase our dear Momo-sempai. If ever you encounter a situation like this, quickly loop the leash over his neck and hold on tight! We do not hold the responsibility of you getting whiplash. He's good to have around when you are with Shinji, he's practically the only one who can make him shut up.
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Shinji: See, now they're talking about me having to shut up. Why should I shut up? I don't talk much anyway, I just like to share my thoughts. You all are so rude. I don't know why I put up with you all. It makes me wonder why I'm even in this stupid place. Do you think—
Tachibana: -sigh- God have mercy on us.
Itsuki:HONK!Nande, nande? Why do you talk like that? You never stop do you? Why do you mumble? Huh, nande? Is it because it's fun? Should I try it out sometime? Nande, nande? Do you do that because you have nobody else to talk to? Or do you just like wasting your breath? Nande, nande?
Eiji: -whines- Everybody's so NOISY, nyah!
Kentarou: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYBODY'S SO TALKATIVE NOWADAYS! I ALSO THINK IT'S VERY IMPOLITE TO YELL ALL THE TIME! WHY IS EVERYBODY SHAKING THEIR HEADS AT ME? AM I DOING SOMETHING WRONG?
Ryoma stuffs Kentarou in a plastic bag.
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Now, for a brief interview with our rhythm runt...
Kina: Kamio... Kamio! KAMIO!
Kamio: SHE LIKES ME!
Momo: YEAH, RIGHT, BOZO! SHE LIKES ME!
Kamio: STOP DREAMING! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING, YOU BIKE THIEF!
Momo: THAT WAS AGES AGO! GIVE IT UP ALREADY! YOU'RE LIKE AN OLD SAD GRANDFATHER, HOLDING A GRUDGE AS ANCIENT AS THAT!
Kina pulls them apart.
Kina: Kamio, please describe yourself.
Kamio: -gives a shy grin- I'm basically an easy-going guy. -glares at Momo- EXCEPT WHEN YOU'RE A NO-LIFE-SAD-LOSER-ANN-CHAN-LOVING-BIKE-THIEF!!!
Momo: I'M THE LOSER? HAH! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW—
Atobe cries his heart out at the amount of noise those two bastards are making. Mizuki still isn't convinced that Mukahi's ass is bigger than his.
Mizuki: Nobody can beat my ass! I kick other people's asses with my ass! Don't mess with me and my deadly ass!!!
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Kina: And that's our (rather loud) Match for you! If you feel like buying our dear speedo, dial 555-MATCH right away! This Kamio you're seeing now just for display and is NOT for sale. He costs 20 bucks (yes, how cheap is that?). Added bonuses include three pairs of Nike shoes (as the soles always seem to wear out in advance), a leash AND chocolate milk! Offer ends next week! Refunds and exchanges not acceptable.
Momo & Kamio: YAHYAHAYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAH!!!
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