The Domino Funny Farm
Field-Trip part 1
~Chapter 6~
"Cheese Wagon"
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, a Cheese Wagon, about half the people I mention in this chapter or anything else I mention throughout the insanity if it all. Though I do own the other half of people I'll be mentioning, who are made up or exist only in my mind. Which makes me either a very complex person or just mentally insane.
Everyone else- Well that explains a lot.
Narrator-
The "Great Mob" of students waited patiently out side SSOON (Pronounced: Ess-oon (School Somewhere Outside of Nowhere).
The Mob- (chanting) Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us!
Narrator- Opps! That wasn't very accurate now was it? Let's try that one again.
The "Great Mob" of students waited IMPATIENTLY out side of SSOON (Pronounced: Ess-oon (School Somewhere Outside of Nowhere).
The Mob- (while tossing around books, paper, pens, pencils, calculators, rulers, etc.) Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us!
Narrator- Opps! Wrong again. Let's try it from the top once again.
The "Great Mob" of students waited IMPATIENTLY and IRRATATIVELY out side of SSOON (Pronounced: Ess-oon (School Somewhere Outside of Nowhere).
The Mob- (whiling tossing school property around the place as well as shouting out inappropriate remarks and of course still chanting.) Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us!
Narrator- Nope! It still doesn't seem quite right yet. O.K. One last time.
The "Great Mob" of students waited IMPATIENTLY, IRRATATIVELY and NEGATIVELY out side of SSOON (Pronounced: Ess-oon (School Somewhere Outside of Nowhere).
The Mob- (to the Narrator) Boooooooooooyaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (then continued to chant.) Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us!
Narrator- Darn it! I still can't get it right. Well I can always Try again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and...................(gets hit in the head with a text book and is knocked out)
The Mob- Blast that stupid Narrator. Who needs um anyway? (Continues chanting as they were before, during, and now after the Narrator had something to say.)
Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us!
Narrator- (arouses herself) STOP YOU ANIMALS! NO! Even better...YOU FREAKS! Or I'll have to .... I'll have to....I'll have to............................
Chip- Or you'll have to what?
Narrator- Or I shall have to.... Go and get "HIM"..
Serene- No! Not "HIM".
Narrator- Yes! "HIM".
Everyone but Chip and Chad- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chad- What's the big idea about this "HIM" person anyway?
Chip- I don't know it beats me. I think we should booky book her again. (Me no own Chip, but she owns Chad. Read Yami Chip's Insanity. Thy name is Chip.)
Chad- Which text book shall we use this time?
Chip- How about that Geometry one?
Chad- (hands Chip's Geometry book over to her)
Chip- (takes the book from Chad and aims for the Narrator) Now! Narrator. Die! (Is about to throw the book..)
Serene- (runs over to Chip and grabs the book from her grasps) Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You mustn't tempt her. or she'll go get "HIM".
Chip- Hey! What in the name of Insanity do you think your doing with my booky book? And who's this "HIM" you all seem to be afraid of?
Acooma- (walks over to Chip casually and whisper into her ear) He's the Principal of this school Named R.. He wears pink golf t-shirts, circus sweaters and is the cruelest, strictest, meanest man of them all. (AG, Acooma, and Luraia all know of whom I write about but none of us own "HIM" Thank God for that.)
Chip- So! I'll just stick Yami on him. That'll teach him a lesson.
Serene- (Over hearing the conversation.) One problem. Yami's not here.
Chip- Where is he then?
Serene- (shrugs her shoulders) what makes you think I know where he is?
Chip- Because your the Author of this insane story.
Serene- So that doesn't mean I know exactly where he is. (To herself: Hmmmm... In the trunk of Kaiba's car.)
Chip- Awwwwwwwww.... Come on you all we've been through worser times than these before. Who cares? I say we booky book her anyways.
Chad- Chips right! I say screw authority and let's rule this field trip ourselves. Why be afraid of someone who wares pink golf shirts and circus sweaters anyhow?
The Mob- (starts to agree)
Admiral Chip- (grabs her text book back from Serene) now aim your texts book/school property at Narrator, my little minions.
The Mob- (aim whatever they can at the Narrator) to Chip) Hey! We're not your minions.
Chip- Fine then! Be that way. Just throw your texts on my mark.
The Mob- Why your mark?
Chip- Just do it! And ..............................THROW!
Narrator- (cowards behind the flag pole) Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He'll get you all. He'll get every single one of you.
The Mob- Oh! Give up already. Your tattle tales on us are getting kind of old, you coward. (Are about to throw their texts at her when...)
(Suddenly the big junky old school bus (formally known as the "Cheese Wagon") pulls up in front of the school.
Everyone- (and I mean everyone drops what their doing including their jaw's at the sight of the old broken down looking contraption) and) Gasp!!!!!
Mr. R..- (Exit's the school and marches towards the bus. Narrator follows him. Like a good minion would. They wait outside the doors) Everybody Now! Get onto the Bus! (Demanding)
The Mob- (Stood speechless as if in disbelief.)
Mr. R.. - (irritated) Now!
The Mob- (Forgetting completely the thought of dominating the trip, they slowly made their way onto the bus.)
Chip- (asks Serene) we're not actually going to ride in this broken down piece of cheese are we?
Serene- I'm afraid so.
(Everyone hops on the "Cheese Wagon" in disgust)
Chip- (As she passes Acooma's seat on the bus looking for her own.) whispers to her.) Well you were right about one thing Mr. R's definitely wearing a golf shirt, but it's not pink. Do you think it could be an even lighter green than it already is? (Then finds her own seat as far away from Mimic's as possible. Who sat in the very back of the bus.)
Serene- (hops on the bus and seats herself next to Acooma.)
(Roll Call)
Mr. R- Now! Everyone as I call your name I would like for you to say here! If you are not here! Then remain silent.
Mr. R- Acooma
Acooma- Here!
Mr. R- Acting Girl
AG- (silence)
Mr. R- O.K. Then Chad
Chad- Here!
Mr. R- Chip
Chip- Here!
Mr. R- Luraia
Luraia- (silence)
Mr. R- Mimic
Mimic- Whatever!
Mr. R- Auh! Mimic that didn't sound like a Here! To me.
Mimic- So what would you like then? A parade.
Mr. R- No! I would like you to say here! If you are and it seems you are, so say it!
Mimic- Never!
Mr. R- O.K. Then one referral slip for you.
Acooma- I can't believe she's gotten a referral slip already. We haven't even left yet.
Serene- I can. I just can't believe she didn't get one before we boarded the bus.
Mr. R- And moving on to Serene
Serene- Here!
Mr. R- Well that's it. It seems that Acting Girl and Luraia are the only one's absent.
Serene- What! There absent. That's absurd. I happen to know the two of them would never miss this field trip for the world.
Chip- You do. Do you? You really do must know where were going then.
Serene- Um. Maybe!
Chad- So why won't you tell us Miss greedy little Author.
Serene- Because It's suppose to be a surprise.
Chip- But I hate surprises.
Serene- (crosses her arms and faces the window) Well isn't that just too bad for you.
Mr. R- O.K. That's it. Let's get this show on the road.
Serene- No! Wait! I forgot something. (Rushes to the back of the bus.)
(Back door which was open for loading lunches and boxes of referrals onto the bus slammed shut)
Serene- (Hit the door non-stop and fell to the floor unconscious.)
Everyone- Ooooooooooooooooh! Ouch!
Chip- So What did she forget anyway?
Acooma- Her Chocolate Chip cookies from her locker.
Everyone else- Tough Luck!
("Cheese Wagon" pulls out of the school's parking lot and is on its way)
Serene- (arouses herself and returns to her seat next to Acooma in tears.)
Chip- (opens a bag to what appears to be chocolate chip cookies and starts to munch on them.)
Serene- (Notices Chip and her bag of Cookies.) May I have some?
Chip- Why should I let you have any? You wouldn't even tell us where were going.
Serene- But it's suppose to be a Surprise.
Chip- So!
Serene- Fine! If I tell you then will you give me some cookies?
Chip- I guess.
Serene- (irritated about telling everyone) we're all going... To. The Domino City Institution..... And if you must know..Yes! The Institution for the Mentally Insane.
Acooma- Ooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are we going to see Yugi, Bakura, and Marik?
Serene- Maybe! If they will allow it. But you know how Mr. R is. We're going mostly for the education.
Acooma- What education is there in an Insane Institution?
Serene- (shrugs her shoulders)
Chip- I should have figured. Well this trip isn't going to do me any good. Yugi doesn't have his Millennium Puzzle so he can't be Yami. (Crosses her arms in disappointment)
Acooma- Is that all you care about is Yami?
Serene- Auh! Chip! You are going to give me some of those cookies aren't you?
Chip- (hands over the cookie bag to Serene in disgust)
Serene- (puts her hand in the bag in search for a cookie) WHAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE GONE! (tears start to form in her eyes) You ate them all.
Chip- (evil grin)
Serene- You little.... (Starts to cry)
(In the very back of the bus all alone)
Mimic- (Plots her Evil Plans) to herself) Muhahahahahahahahahahaha..................
~To Be Continued~
Field-Trip part 1
~Chapter 6~
"Cheese Wagon"
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, a Cheese Wagon, about half the people I mention in this chapter or anything else I mention throughout the insanity if it all. Though I do own the other half of people I'll be mentioning, who are made up or exist only in my mind. Which makes me either a very complex person or just mentally insane.
Everyone else- Well that explains a lot.
Narrator-
The "Great Mob" of students waited patiently out side SSOON (Pronounced: Ess-oon (School Somewhere Outside of Nowhere).
The Mob- (chanting) Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us!
Narrator- Opps! That wasn't very accurate now was it? Let's try that one again.
The "Great Mob" of students waited IMPATIENTLY out side of SSOON (Pronounced: Ess-oon (School Somewhere Outside of Nowhere).
The Mob- (while tossing around books, paper, pens, pencils, calculators, rulers, etc.) Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us!
Narrator- Opps! Wrong again. Let's try it from the top once again.
The "Great Mob" of students waited IMPATIENTLY and IRRATATIVELY out side of SSOON (Pronounced: Ess-oon (School Somewhere Outside of Nowhere).
The Mob- (whiling tossing school property around the place as well as shouting out inappropriate remarks and of course still chanting.) Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us!
Narrator- Nope! It still doesn't seem quite right yet. O.K. One last time.
The "Great Mob" of students waited IMPATIENTLY, IRRATATIVELY and NEGATIVELY out side of SSOON (Pronounced: Ess-oon (School Somewhere Outside of Nowhere).
The Mob- (to the Narrator) Boooooooooooyaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (then continued to chant.) Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us!
Narrator- Darn it! I still can't get it right. Well I can always Try again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and...................(gets hit in the head with a text book and is knocked out)
The Mob- Blast that stupid Narrator. Who needs um anyway? (Continues chanting as they were before, during, and now after the Narrator had something to say.)
Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us! Entertain us!
Narrator- (arouses herself) STOP YOU ANIMALS! NO! Even better...YOU FREAKS! Or I'll have to .... I'll have to....I'll have to............................
Chip- Or you'll have to what?
Narrator- Or I shall have to.... Go and get "HIM"..
Serene- No! Not "HIM".
Narrator- Yes! "HIM".
Everyone but Chip and Chad- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chad- What's the big idea about this "HIM" person anyway?
Chip- I don't know it beats me. I think we should booky book her again. (Me no own Chip, but she owns Chad. Read Yami Chip's Insanity. Thy name is Chip.)
Chad- Which text book shall we use this time?
Chip- How about that Geometry one?
Chad- (hands Chip's Geometry book over to her)
Chip- (takes the book from Chad and aims for the Narrator) Now! Narrator. Die! (Is about to throw the book..)
Serene- (runs over to Chip and grabs the book from her grasps) Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You mustn't tempt her. or she'll go get "HIM".
Chip- Hey! What in the name of Insanity do you think your doing with my booky book? And who's this "HIM" you all seem to be afraid of?
Acooma- (walks over to Chip casually and whisper into her ear) He's the Principal of this school Named R.. He wears pink golf t-shirts, circus sweaters and is the cruelest, strictest, meanest man of them all. (AG, Acooma, and Luraia all know of whom I write about but none of us own "HIM" Thank God for that.)
Chip- So! I'll just stick Yami on him. That'll teach him a lesson.
Serene- (Over hearing the conversation.) One problem. Yami's not here.
Chip- Where is he then?
Serene- (shrugs her shoulders) what makes you think I know where he is?
Chip- Because your the Author of this insane story.
Serene- So that doesn't mean I know exactly where he is. (To herself: Hmmmm... In the trunk of Kaiba's car.)
Chip- Awwwwwwwww.... Come on you all we've been through worser times than these before. Who cares? I say we booky book her anyways.
Chad- Chips right! I say screw authority and let's rule this field trip ourselves. Why be afraid of someone who wares pink golf shirts and circus sweaters anyhow?
The Mob- (starts to agree)
Admiral Chip- (grabs her text book back from Serene) now aim your texts book/school property at Narrator, my little minions.
The Mob- (aim whatever they can at the Narrator) to Chip) Hey! We're not your minions.
Chip- Fine then! Be that way. Just throw your texts on my mark.
The Mob- Why your mark?
Chip- Just do it! And ..............................THROW!
Narrator- (cowards behind the flag pole) Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He'll get you all. He'll get every single one of you.
The Mob- Oh! Give up already. Your tattle tales on us are getting kind of old, you coward. (Are about to throw their texts at her when...)
(Suddenly the big junky old school bus (formally known as the "Cheese Wagon") pulls up in front of the school.
Everyone- (and I mean everyone drops what their doing including their jaw's at the sight of the old broken down looking contraption) and) Gasp!!!!!
Mr. R..- (Exit's the school and marches towards the bus. Narrator follows him. Like a good minion would. They wait outside the doors) Everybody Now! Get onto the Bus! (Demanding)
The Mob- (Stood speechless as if in disbelief.)
Mr. R.. - (irritated) Now!
The Mob- (Forgetting completely the thought of dominating the trip, they slowly made their way onto the bus.)
Chip- (asks Serene) we're not actually going to ride in this broken down piece of cheese are we?
Serene- I'm afraid so.
(Everyone hops on the "Cheese Wagon" in disgust)
Chip- (As she passes Acooma's seat on the bus looking for her own.) whispers to her.) Well you were right about one thing Mr. R's definitely wearing a golf shirt, but it's not pink. Do you think it could be an even lighter green than it already is? (Then finds her own seat as far away from Mimic's as possible. Who sat in the very back of the bus.)
Serene- (hops on the bus and seats herself next to Acooma.)
(Roll Call)
Mr. R- Now! Everyone as I call your name I would like for you to say here! If you are not here! Then remain silent.
Mr. R- Acooma
Acooma- Here!
Mr. R- Acting Girl
AG- (silence)
Mr. R- O.K. Then Chad
Chad- Here!
Mr. R- Chip
Chip- Here!
Mr. R- Luraia
Luraia- (silence)
Mr. R- Mimic
Mimic- Whatever!
Mr. R- Auh! Mimic that didn't sound like a Here! To me.
Mimic- So what would you like then? A parade.
Mr. R- No! I would like you to say here! If you are and it seems you are, so say it!
Mimic- Never!
Mr. R- O.K. Then one referral slip for you.
Acooma- I can't believe she's gotten a referral slip already. We haven't even left yet.
Serene- I can. I just can't believe she didn't get one before we boarded the bus.
Mr. R- And moving on to Serene
Serene- Here!
Mr. R- Well that's it. It seems that Acting Girl and Luraia are the only one's absent.
Serene- What! There absent. That's absurd. I happen to know the two of them would never miss this field trip for the world.
Chip- You do. Do you? You really do must know where were going then.
Serene- Um. Maybe!
Chad- So why won't you tell us Miss greedy little Author.
Serene- Because It's suppose to be a surprise.
Chip- But I hate surprises.
Serene- (crosses her arms and faces the window) Well isn't that just too bad for you.
Mr. R- O.K. That's it. Let's get this show on the road.
Serene- No! Wait! I forgot something. (Rushes to the back of the bus.)
(Back door which was open for loading lunches and boxes of referrals onto the bus slammed shut)
Serene- (Hit the door non-stop and fell to the floor unconscious.)
Everyone- Ooooooooooooooooh! Ouch!
Chip- So What did she forget anyway?
Acooma- Her Chocolate Chip cookies from her locker.
Everyone else- Tough Luck!
("Cheese Wagon" pulls out of the school's parking lot and is on its way)
Serene- (arouses herself and returns to her seat next to Acooma in tears.)
Chip- (opens a bag to what appears to be chocolate chip cookies and starts to munch on them.)
Serene- (Notices Chip and her bag of Cookies.) May I have some?
Chip- Why should I let you have any? You wouldn't even tell us where were going.
Serene- But it's suppose to be a Surprise.
Chip- So!
Serene- Fine! If I tell you then will you give me some cookies?
Chip- I guess.
Serene- (irritated about telling everyone) we're all going... To. The Domino City Institution..... And if you must know..Yes! The Institution for the Mentally Insane.
Acooma- Ooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are we going to see Yugi, Bakura, and Marik?
Serene- Maybe! If they will allow it. But you know how Mr. R is. We're going mostly for the education.
Acooma- What education is there in an Insane Institution?
Serene- (shrugs her shoulders)
Chip- I should have figured. Well this trip isn't going to do me any good. Yugi doesn't have his Millennium Puzzle so he can't be Yami. (Crosses her arms in disappointment)
Acooma- Is that all you care about is Yami?
Serene- Auh! Chip! You are going to give me some of those cookies aren't you?
Chip- (hands over the cookie bag to Serene in disgust)
Serene- (puts her hand in the bag in search for a cookie) WHAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE GONE! (tears start to form in her eyes) You ate them all.
Chip- (evil grin)
Serene- You little.... (Starts to cry)
(In the very back of the bus all alone)
Mimic- (Plots her Evil Plans) to herself) Muhahahahahahahahahahaha..................
~To Be Continued~