Harry Potter and the Deadly Embarrassing Valentines
I have no idea what prompted me to write this, but something did and so I am. These are basically the valentines Harry received on that faithful day in his second year in which Lockhart dressed in pink and 'friendly cupids' delivered valentines. We all know about the most famous singing valentine,sent by Ginny Weasley (as far as we know) but what about all the rest?
Disclaimer; I am not J.K. Rowling. Were I, I would be working on the sixth book. And it's not very likely that the sixth book will include valentines from Harry's second year is it? So don't sue me.
I'm reposting this chapter because it took all my formating away. It should be easier to read this time.
His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad
His hair is as dark as a blackboard
I wish he was mine, he's really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord
Harry my love
I gaze upon your eyes so true,
shining with nobility
I wish that some time I could
offer you my hospitality
I wish you would just once glance my way
Saying hello, or nice day, or just hey
Look at me, the hero who wanders
Or I shall forever be forced to ponder
My love for you
Much attraction,
Anonymous
Harry Poter your'e so stpid you arnt evan smart but all the techers like you they always say "why can't you be more like Harry Poter David? I hate you I cold hav been great you stink you did a good thing killers Voldemort but you loose all your'e goodness whn you grow up your'e relly stpid some day I'll get you four doing this to me.
So ha, Your enemy
P.S. Ha you don't even know my name so I can get you
Harry Potter, The apple of my eye. I'll always be happy to take a bite out of you.
Parvati
You suck Potter. Go die with your stupid giant oaf of a friend. You chose the wrong side.
Fair warning. Draco Malfoy
Potter you are potty. Like in the toilet.
Vincent Crabbe
Something's never change. And I will always love you.
Anonymous
Meet me in the astronomy tower at exactly 12:37. If you don't, I shall kill myself. I love you and I cannot handle the rejection. I shall kill myself.
Your love
Harry Harry he's the man
He defeated Voldemort when no one can!
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooo-, Harry
Yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuur'e great!
The Hufflepuff girls
Hello Muscle palace Rupert's mail address it appears not to be being positively. nya The inside inside the cotton 3 all helped the mail does not see anh as why .... And reply it entrusts certainly . I language ardency maybe too much without ? It peels anyhow and phyey the use method petty egg it lights and it gives. Only is like that. Goodbye
(I confess I stole this off of www.mugglenet.com on their wall of shame section. It was just too hilarious not too. So it belongs to mugglenet and the person who wrote it.)
I love you. Come to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I hate Hermione Granger; she gets to hang out with you well she can die! DIE DIE DIE Mudblood.
Mullicent
Just want to say to those people who are probably thinking of flaming me right about now that this was meant as HUMOUROUS. I'm not trying to write like J.K. therefore I do not need conflict, love interests, feeling, really anything. I am aware that this has no point at all. This was just for fun. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Lillei
I have no idea what prompted me to write this, but something did and so I am. These are basically the valentines Harry received on that faithful day in his second year in which Lockhart dressed in pink and 'friendly cupids' delivered valentines. We all know about the most famous singing valentine,sent by Ginny Weasley (as far as we know) but what about all the rest?
Disclaimer; I am not J.K. Rowling. Were I, I would be working on the sixth book. And it's not very likely that the sixth book will include valentines from Harry's second year is it? So don't sue me.
I'm reposting this chapter because it took all my formating away. It should be easier to read this time.
His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad
His hair is as dark as a blackboard
I wish he was mine, he's really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord
Harry my love
I gaze upon your eyes so true,
shining with nobility
I wish that some time I could
offer you my hospitality
I wish you would just once glance my way
Saying hello, or nice day, or just hey
Look at me, the hero who wanders
Or I shall forever be forced to ponder
My love for you
Much attraction,
Anonymous
Harry Poter your'e so stpid you arnt evan smart but all the techers like you they always say "why can't you be more like Harry Poter David? I hate you I cold hav been great you stink you did a good thing killers Voldemort but you loose all your'e goodness whn you grow up your'e relly stpid some day I'll get you four doing this to me.
So ha, Your enemy
P.S. Ha you don't even know my name so I can get you
Harry Potter, The apple of my eye. I'll always be happy to take a bite out of you.
Parvati
You suck Potter. Go die with your stupid giant oaf of a friend. You chose the wrong side.
Fair warning. Draco Malfoy
Potter you are potty. Like in the toilet.
Vincent Crabbe
Something's never change. And I will always love you.
Anonymous
Meet me in the astronomy tower at exactly 12:37. If you don't, I shall kill myself. I love you and I cannot handle the rejection. I shall kill myself.
Your love
Harry Harry he's the man
He defeated Voldemort when no one can!
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooo-, Harry
Yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuur'e great!
The Hufflepuff girls
Hello Muscle palace Rupert's mail address it appears not to be being positively. nya The inside inside the cotton 3 all helped the mail does not see anh as why .... And reply it entrusts certainly . I language ardency maybe too much without ? It peels anyhow and phyey the use method petty egg it lights and it gives. Only is like that. Goodbye
(I confess I stole this off of www.mugglenet.com on their wall of shame section. It was just too hilarious not too. So it belongs to mugglenet and the person who wrote it.)
I love you. Come to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I hate Hermione Granger; she gets to hang out with you well she can die! DIE DIE DIE Mudblood.
Mullicent
Just want to say to those people who are probably thinking of flaming me right about now that this was meant as HUMOUROUS. I'm not trying to write like J.K. therefore I do not need conflict, love interests, feeling, really anything. I am aware that this has no point at all. This was just for fun. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Lillei