The Domino Funny Farm
Field-Trip part 2
~Chapter 7~
"Sheer Stupidity"
Disclaimer: Serene does not own Yugioh, AG does not own Yugioh , Acooma does not own Yugioh, Luraia does not own Yugioh, Chip does not own Yugioh, Narrator does not own Yugioh, Mr. R does not own Yugioh, Wulffles does not own Yugioh, Flu-ffey does not own Yugioh, Namu does not own Yugioh, the Cheese Wagon does not own Yugioh, Sesshy does not own Yugioh...... Wait a sec. wrong fic.. Never Mind..... Moving on.. Chad does not own Yugioh, SQ does not own Yugioh, Luraia's Russian peoples do not own Yugioh, Care Bears do not own Yugioh, thank God for that, and most importantly of all, Mimic does not Yugioh.... since this is her work just as the lost chapter in AG's fic is her work applaud for another one of Serene's Hikari Mimic................................Or not! Though we've most established that no one here owns Yugioh.
The "Cheese Wagon" parks across the street from the Domino Institution Center for the Mentally Insane.
Serene- (Bursts through doors of the bus and immediately dashes across the street to the Domino Institution center.)
Bystanders- She was seen as a blur rushing across the street not even noticing the oncoming Blue Cadillac that was about to hit her. Luckily the car stopped in time. Continuing her pursuit she shoved the Institution's security guards out of the way and entered the building.
Owner of Blue Cadillac- Well! If I hadn't stopped, I would have swerved out of the way. Though it was either her (Serene) or the Colbalt Blue Dodge Viper parked on the left side of the road I was going to hit.
Reporter- If you had the choice to swerve out of the way. Instinctively would you have swerved?
Owner of Blue Cadillac- (Thinking: What kinda question is this?) Well naturally I would have chosen the Blue Dodge Viper.
Reporter- So you would rather save a million dollar sports car over a life to save your butt from being sued?
Owner of the Blue Cadillac- (Thinking: Who does this reporter think I am? A Murderer?) No! I would unfortunately end up hitting the Blue Dodge Viper and not the girl. (Boy! wasn't that a no brainier, unless...... (grins) I was a Murderer.
Chip- (still looking out the window of the bus at the whole scene. (confused) Oooooooook............. What was that all about?
Acooma- Duh! Have you not been on this bus the entire time..... Don't you remember what you did to Serene this morning and at the gas station we stopped at?
~Gas Station Flashback~
The "Cheese Wagon" came to a complete stop at the Holiday gas station OSON (Out Side Of Nowhere).
Mr. R- O.K. Everyone! You can make a quick pit stop or get yourselves something to eat, but be back on the bus in 5 min. Or Else.
Acooma- Man! Isn't that cutting it a little short and what does Or Else mean anyway?
Narrator- Or Else means if you don't get your butt back on this "Cheese Wagon" in 5 min. like the man said you'll earn yourself a referral slip.
Chip- Oooooooooooooooh............................ I'm sooooooo scared. Who asked you anyway Suck up, Teacher's Pet? (sticks her tongue out at the Narrator.)
Narrator- (sticks her toughue out back at Chip.)
Everyone exists the Bus.
Serene- (rushes into the gas station and starts to search down each isle.)
Acooma- (not far behind her.)
Everyone in the gas station, including the perimeter out side of the building hear an ear shattering scream.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
Within 5 min. everybody was once again back on the "Cheese Wagon" deafened by the ear shattering scream.
Serene- (In tears while noticing Chip and what appeared to be a new bag of cookies) Where did you get that?
Chip- (still deaf from the ear shattering scream) WHAT!
Serene- (while pointing to Chip's bag of cookies) THE COOKIES!
Chip- OH! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I GOT THE COOKIES?
Serene- (nods)
Chip- I GOT THEM HERE! AT THE GAS STATION. THEY WERE THE LAST BAG. (finishes the last cookie of the bag and tosses the empty bag in the trash.)
Serene- (tries to hold it all in but the tears just kept on coming, then started to cry)
Acooma- (while hugging Serene and patting her on the back) There, there, Serene. We'll get yourself some cookies from a vending machine when we arrive at the Domino City Institution.
~End Flashback~
Chip- Oh! well that's her fault that she forgot her cookies in her locker to begin with.
Serene- (Is dragged out of the building by the security guard, while holding a bag of cookies in one hand, she fed herself a cookie with the other hand, Smiling.)
Narrator- She's going to get herself a referral slip for that one.
Chad- Two words for ya Tattle Tailler..... Shut-Up!
The Blue Cadillac parks next to the Bus. Two person's get out of the vehicle and the Driver points to Serene.
Owner of Blue Cadillac- (angry) SERENE! What were you thinking? I could have hit you pulling a stunt like that.
Serene- (looks up at the Blue Cadillac Owner) A-Jay!....... Luraia!........ You made it! (runs up to hug both of them.)
AG and Luraia- (-_____________________-)
AG- (yelling angrily) MY NAME IS NOT A-JAY IT'S A-G!
Serene- (lets go of them) I knew you two wouldn't miss this field-trip for the world. (confused) Why'd you drive yourselves?
AG- Um! Luraia wouldn't leave any and I mean any of her Plushie's behind.
Acooma- Do you mean to say she brought them all with her? But that's like some thousand Plushies.
AG- Ah! Huh!
Chad- (presses face up against window of AG's car.) Blue interior and leather seats. Wow!
Chip- (also presses her face up against the window of AG's car.) spots two boxes full of plushies in the back seat.) So these must be Luraia's some thousand Plushies.
AG- No! Actually there mine.
Chip- Then where are...........
AG- (opens the trunk of her car to reveal Luraia's Plushies) These are Luraia's Plushies.
Acooma, Chad, Chip and Serene- (In a trance) Wow! That's a lot of Plushies.
Everyone goes for a plushie.
Luraia- NO! TOUCHIE!
Everyone extracts there hands from the trunk full of plushies.
Luraia- (spots Wulffles) ooooooooooooh.................... Wulffles! (picks him up and takes him with her.)
Acooma- ?Wulffles?
AG- Yea! She named that Teddy Bear Wulffles.
Acooma- She named the Teddy Bear I gave her for her Birthday ?Wulffles? oooooooooook...........................
AG- (closes the trunk of her car)
Mimic- (observing this charade while keeping her distance) Hmmmmm.......... A Blue Cadillac stuffed full of Plushies. How Convenient. (evil grin) Muhahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!cough, cough, gag.... cough, cough, (inhales then continues laughing sinisterly) Muhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All of them were given an Identification bracelet band on entering the asylum. If lossed then found this way no one would be mistaken for a patient. They're Tour of the Institution started Immediately by the manger of the building. Though what he had to say was knowledgeable it meant bla to the students. On the other hand visually it meant something. The first question asked went something like this......
Serene- Can we visit with the patients?
Maybe Later was usually the answer to all questions. And the questions.... well they stayed mostly the same as the first asked.
Luraia- (Although passing several interesting rooms, one in particular interested her in the most. In an instant she backed up to glare into the room she previously passed and fell behind while starring at...) SETO! Look Wuffles! There's Seto!
At the end of the tour nobody really ever missed Luraia. Everybody then was allowed to linger with adult supervision. But immediately everyone banned this rule and did whatever they'd like. It's not like they were all real hard to find anyway. They all generally stuck together at viewing room B3.
(Viewing Room B3)
Steward Eric- (while opening up the Viewing room) I can't believe the seven of you want to see the three most boringest patients we are keeping in this Institution.
Chad- Boring! How could you say such a thing?
Chip- They're Phenomenal.........
AG- Famous......
Acooma- Well loved.........
Serene- Characters..........
Chad- Yugi....
Chip- Yami....
AG- (confused) Chip! Yami's not even here.
Chip- So!
AG- (thinking: ooooooooooooook.......................) Bakura......
Mimic- Marik.....
Serene- Namu....
Acooma- Flu-ffey
Serene- Hey! That's my...... Nevermind!
Narrator- Yea! (^_________________^) What they said.
All sit, stare, and drool at the sight of the three. With there faces plastered up against the window.
Serene- Why can't we go in there and cling to them?
Steward Eric- What do you people think this place is? A Petting Zoo?
(Down the Hall A Way's)
Luraia- (while standing behind Seto Kaiba admiring everything about him) Ooooooooooooh................ Wuffles look! Shiny! (removes golden key's from Seto's belt and puts um in her purse) walks on off in a happy go lucky mode)
Kaiba- (to nurse Joy) So I see that you have been keeping things under control here.
Nurse Joy- ("The Silent Treatment")
Kaiba- May I see the paperwork for next week's studies?
Nurse Joy- (ignores him completely)
Kaiba- (irritated) Please!
Nurse Joy- (practically throws the papers in Seto's face before leaving the room without saying a word)
Nurse Betty- (Joy's friend enters the room to gather some paperwork as well) Oh! Kaiba Joy wanted me to give you a message in thanx for the beautiful check you gave her the night before.
Kaiba- And what might that be?
Nurse Betty- (As she exists the room) JERK!!!!
Kaiba- ??????????????????????????????????????????
Chad, Serene, and Acooma- (Still drooling at the sight of Yugi, Bakura, and Marik.....)and even Narrator.
Chad- Yugi.......
Serene- Flu-ffey...........
Acooma- Namu...........
Serene- But that's my........ Never mind!
Narrator- Whatever!
Chip- (crosses her arms and turns her back to the window) But, Yami's not here.
AG- (crosses her arms as well) And neither is Joey.
Chip- Then who are you here for?
AG- Bakura! He's my second favorite........ I think?
Luraia- (finally arrives.....and nobody really notices) decides she'd rather have Seto plushie then Wuffles) MINION!
Serene- Yes! Master Luraia!
Luraia- Here are the keys to the Blue Cadillac, take Wuffles and retrieve my Seto Plushie.
Serene- Yes! Master! (goes to the car to retrieve Luraia's Seto Plushie)
AG- Man! I had too much to drink in the car on the way over here..... I think I'll go in search for the restroom. Wanna join me Chip?
Chip- Um.... I think I'll pass on this one.
AG- OK! (leaves) then finds a service desk....
AG- (passes the service desk....10 min. later.....passes a service desk again....10 min. later passes a service desk once again....10 min. later....comes to yet another service desk and stops....) Wow! Do they've got a lot of Service desk's here unless......I've been going in circles the entire time. Noooooooooo! I can't find the bathroom and I've been to three closets with bed pans in them and I am soooooooo determine not to use any of them. Wait a sec. If I've been going around in circles....that must mean that there is only one closet and only one bed pan......... AG NO BAKA!!!!!!!!!!! (hits self over the head with her imaginary Mallot because she forgot her's at home)
Chad- (thinking while still drooling at the sight of Yugi)- Geez! We really need some live action here. (picks up the rolly chair and throws it at Steward Eric knocing him out)
Serene- (surprisingly notices) Whatcha do that for? NO VIOLENCE!
Narrator- Your getting a referal slip for that!
Everyone- (ingore's Narrator)
Chad- (picks up Steward Eric's set of keys and shows them to Serene) How else are we going to cling to them if we can't get into the room?
Acooma- Then what are you waiting for? (snaches keys from Chad and goes to patient room B3)
AG- (takes a right at the next hallway instead of a left to avoid going in a circle and the Restroom sign practically hits her in the face.) Finally! I can't believe It took me a half an hour to find the bathroom. I should have asked.
(Does her business and washes her hands while feeling very eerie like she is being watched.)
AG- (in checking the whole bathroom and in every stall she found herself to be alone.) So in being frightened that some Loony from the institution was watching her she decited to splash some water on her face. Except when bending down to do so she immediatly felt eerie again. Quickly she turned to find no one. Then when she finally raised her head from the sink, she saw a fimilar reflection in the mirrior. She turned around to find.......)
MIMIC!
Mimic- (facing AG with an Evil Grin) AG! So we meet again.
~To Be Continued~
Field-Trip part 2
~Chapter 7~
"Sheer Stupidity"
Disclaimer: Serene does not own Yugioh, AG does not own Yugioh , Acooma does not own Yugioh, Luraia does not own Yugioh, Chip does not own Yugioh, Narrator does not own Yugioh, Mr. R does not own Yugioh, Wulffles does not own Yugioh, Flu-ffey does not own Yugioh, Namu does not own Yugioh, the Cheese Wagon does not own Yugioh, Sesshy does not own Yugioh...... Wait a sec. wrong fic.. Never Mind..... Moving on.. Chad does not own Yugioh, SQ does not own Yugioh, Luraia's Russian peoples do not own Yugioh, Care Bears do not own Yugioh, thank God for that, and most importantly of all, Mimic does not Yugioh.... since this is her work just as the lost chapter in AG's fic is her work applaud for another one of Serene's Hikari Mimic................................Or not! Though we've most established that no one here owns Yugioh.
The "Cheese Wagon" parks across the street from the Domino Institution Center for the Mentally Insane.
Serene- (Bursts through doors of the bus and immediately dashes across the street to the Domino Institution center.)
Bystanders- She was seen as a blur rushing across the street not even noticing the oncoming Blue Cadillac that was about to hit her. Luckily the car stopped in time. Continuing her pursuit she shoved the Institution's security guards out of the way and entered the building.
Owner of Blue Cadillac- Well! If I hadn't stopped, I would have swerved out of the way. Though it was either her (Serene) or the Colbalt Blue Dodge Viper parked on the left side of the road I was going to hit.
Reporter- If you had the choice to swerve out of the way. Instinctively would you have swerved?
Owner of Blue Cadillac- (Thinking: What kinda question is this?) Well naturally I would have chosen the Blue Dodge Viper.
Reporter- So you would rather save a million dollar sports car over a life to save your butt from being sued?
Owner of the Blue Cadillac- (Thinking: Who does this reporter think I am? A Murderer?) No! I would unfortunately end up hitting the Blue Dodge Viper and not the girl. (Boy! wasn't that a no brainier, unless...... (grins) I was a Murderer.
Chip- (still looking out the window of the bus at the whole scene. (confused) Oooooooook............. What was that all about?
Acooma- Duh! Have you not been on this bus the entire time..... Don't you remember what you did to Serene this morning and at the gas station we stopped at?
~Gas Station Flashback~
The "Cheese Wagon" came to a complete stop at the Holiday gas station OSON (Out Side Of Nowhere).
Mr. R- O.K. Everyone! You can make a quick pit stop or get yourselves something to eat, but be back on the bus in 5 min. Or Else.
Acooma- Man! Isn't that cutting it a little short and what does Or Else mean anyway?
Narrator- Or Else means if you don't get your butt back on this "Cheese Wagon" in 5 min. like the man said you'll earn yourself a referral slip.
Chip- Oooooooooooooooh............................ I'm sooooooo scared. Who asked you anyway Suck up, Teacher's Pet? (sticks her tongue out at the Narrator.)
Narrator- (sticks her toughue out back at Chip.)
Everyone exists the Bus.
Serene- (rushes into the gas station and starts to search down each isle.)
Acooma- (not far behind her.)
Everyone in the gas station, including the perimeter out side of the building hear an ear shattering scream.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
Within 5 min. everybody was once again back on the "Cheese Wagon" deafened by the ear shattering scream.
Serene- (In tears while noticing Chip and what appeared to be a new bag of cookies) Where did you get that?
Chip- (still deaf from the ear shattering scream) WHAT!
Serene- (while pointing to Chip's bag of cookies) THE COOKIES!
Chip- OH! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I GOT THE COOKIES?
Serene- (nods)
Chip- I GOT THEM HERE! AT THE GAS STATION. THEY WERE THE LAST BAG. (finishes the last cookie of the bag and tosses the empty bag in the trash.)
Serene- (tries to hold it all in but the tears just kept on coming, then started to cry)
Acooma- (while hugging Serene and patting her on the back) There, there, Serene. We'll get yourself some cookies from a vending machine when we arrive at the Domino City Institution.
~End Flashback~
Chip- Oh! well that's her fault that she forgot her cookies in her locker to begin with.
Serene- (Is dragged out of the building by the security guard, while holding a bag of cookies in one hand, she fed herself a cookie with the other hand, Smiling.)
Narrator- She's going to get herself a referral slip for that one.
Chad- Two words for ya Tattle Tailler..... Shut-Up!
The Blue Cadillac parks next to the Bus. Two person's get out of the vehicle and the Driver points to Serene.
Owner of Blue Cadillac- (angry) SERENE! What were you thinking? I could have hit you pulling a stunt like that.
Serene- (looks up at the Blue Cadillac Owner) A-Jay!....... Luraia!........ You made it! (runs up to hug both of them.)
AG and Luraia- (-_____________________-)
AG- (yelling angrily) MY NAME IS NOT A-JAY IT'S A-G!
Serene- (lets go of them) I knew you two wouldn't miss this field-trip for the world. (confused) Why'd you drive yourselves?
AG- Um! Luraia wouldn't leave any and I mean any of her Plushie's behind.
Acooma- Do you mean to say she brought them all with her? But that's like some thousand Plushies.
AG- Ah! Huh!
Chad- (presses face up against window of AG's car.) Blue interior and leather seats. Wow!
Chip- (also presses her face up against the window of AG's car.) spots two boxes full of plushies in the back seat.) So these must be Luraia's some thousand Plushies.
AG- No! Actually there mine.
Chip- Then where are...........
AG- (opens the trunk of her car to reveal Luraia's Plushies) These are Luraia's Plushies.
Acooma, Chad, Chip and Serene- (In a trance) Wow! That's a lot of Plushies.
Everyone goes for a plushie.
Luraia- NO! TOUCHIE!
Everyone extracts there hands from the trunk full of plushies.
Luraia- (spots Wulffles) ooooooooooooh.................... Wulffles! (picks him up and takes him with her.)
Acooma- ?Wulffles?
AG- Yea! She named that Teddy Bear Wulffles.
Acooma- She named the Teddy Bear I gave her for her Birthday ?Wulffles? oooooooooook...........................
AG- (closes the trunk of her car)
Mimic- (observing this charade while keeping her distance) Hmmmmm.......... A Blue Cadillac stuffed full of Plushies. How Convenient. (evil grin) Muhahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!cough, cough, gag.... cough, cough, (inhales then continues laughing sinisterly) Muhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All of them were given an Identification bracelet band on entering the asylum. If lossed then found this way no one would be mistaken for a patient. They're Tour of the Institution started Immediately by the manger of the building. Though what he had to say was knowledgeable it meant bla to the students. On the other hand visually it meant something. The first question asked went something like this......
Serene- Can we visit with the patients?
Maybe Later was usually the answer to all questions. And the questions.... well they stayed mostly the same as the first asked.
Luraia- (Although passing several interesting rooms, one in particular interested her in the most. In an instant she backed up to glare into the room she previously passed and fell behind while starring at...) SETO! Look Wuffles! There's Seto!
At the end of the tour nobody really ever missed Luraia. Everybody then was allowed to linger with adult supervision. But immediately everyone banned this rule and did whatever they'd like. It's not like they were all real hard to find anyway. They all generally stuck together at viewing room B3.
(Viewing Room B3)
Steward Eric- (while opening up the Viewing room) I can't believe the seven of you want to see the three most boringest patients we are keeping in this Institution.
Chad- Boring! How could you say such a thing?
Chip- They're Phenomenal.........
AG- Famous......
Acooma- Well loved.........
Serene- Characters..........
Chad- Yugi....
Chip- Yami....
AG- (confused) Chip! Yami's not even here.
Chip- So!
AG- (thinking: ooooooooooooook.......................) Bakura......
Mimic- Marik.....
Serene- Namu....
Acooma- Flu-ffey
Serene- Hey! That's my...... Nevermind!
Narrator- Yea! (^_________________^) What they said.
All sit, stare, and drool at the sight of the three. With there faces plastered up against the window.
Serene- Why can't we go in there and cling to them?
Steward Eric- What do you people think this place is? A Petting Zoo?
(Down the Hall A Way's)
Luraia- (while standing behind Seto Kaiba admiring everything about him) Ooooooooooooh................ Wuffles look! Shiny! (removes golden key's from Seto's belt and puts um in her purse) walks on off in a happy go lucky mode)
Kaiba- (to nurse Joy) So I see that you have been keeping things under control here.
Nurse Joy- ("The Silent Treatment")
Kaiba- May I see the paperwork for next week's studies?
Nurse Joy- (ignores him completely)
Kaiba- (irritated) Please!
Nurse Joy- (practically throws the papers in Seto's face before leaving the room without saying a word)
Nurse Betty- (Joy's friend enters the room to gather some paperwork as well) Oh! Kaiba Joy wanted me to give you a message in thanx for the beautiful check you gave her the night before.
Kaiba- And what might that be?
Nurse Betty- (As she exists the room) JERK!!!!
Kaiba- ??????????????????????????????????????????
Chad, Serene, and Acooma- (Still drooling at the sight of Yugi, Bakura, and Marik.....)and even Narrator.
Chad- Yugi.......
Serene- Flu-ffey...........
Acooma- Namu...........
Serene- But that's my........ Never mind!
Narrator- Whatever!
Chip- (crosses her arms and turns her back to the window) But, Yami's not here.
AG- (crosses her arms as well) And neither is Joey.
Chip- Then who are you here for?
AG- Bakura! He's my second favorite........ I think?
Luraia- (finally arrives.....and nobody really notices) decides she'd rather have Seto plushie then Wuffles) MINION!
Serene- Yes! Master Luraia!
Luraia- Here are the keys to the Blue Cadillac, take Wuffles and retrieve my Seto Plushie.
Serene- Yes! Master! (goes to the car to retrieve Luraia's Seto Plushie)
AG- Man! I had too much to drink in the car on the way over here..... I think I'll go in search for the restroom. Wanna join me Chip?
Chip- Um.... I think I'll pass on this one.
AG- OK! (leaves) then finds a service desk....
AG- (passes the service desk....10 min. later.....passes a service desk again....10 min. later passes a service desk once again....10 min. later....comes to yet another service desk and stops....) Wow! Do they've got a lot of Service desk's here unless......I've been going in circles the entire time. Noooooooooo! I can't find the bathroom and I've been to three closets with bed pans in them and I am soooooooo determine not to use any of them. Wait a sec. If I've been going around in circles....that must mean that there is only one closet and only one bed pan......... AG NO BAKA!!!!!!!!!!! (hits self over the head with her imaginary Mallot because she forgot her's at home)
Chad- (thinking while still drooling at the sight of Yugi)- Geez! We really need some live action here. (picks up the rolly chair and throws it at Steward Eric knocing him out)
Serene- (surprisingly notices) Whatcha do that for? NO VIOLENCE!
Narrator- Your getting a referal slip for that!
Everyone- (ingore's Narrator)
Chad- (picks up Steward Eric's set of keys and shows them to Serene) How else are we going to cling to them if we can't get into the room?
Acooma- Then what are you waiting for? (snaches keys from Chad and goes to patient room B3)
AG- (takes a right at the next hallway instead of a left to avoid going in a circle and the Restroom sign practically hits her in the face.) Finally! I can't believe It took me a half an hour to find the bathroom. I should have asked.
(Does her business and washes her hands while feeling very eerie like she is being watched.)
AG- (in checking the whole bathroom and in every stall she found herself to be alone.) So in being frightened that some Loony from the institution was watching her she decited to splash some water on her face. Except when bending down to do so she immediatly felt eerie again. Quickly she turned to find no one. Then when she finally raised her head from the sink, she saw a fimilar reflection in the mirrior. She turned around to find.......)
MIMIC!
Mimic- (facing AG with an Evil Grin) AG! So we meet again.
~To Be Continued~