Chapter 6: Golf?
Kurama: (catching sight of Hiei in the tree) What are you doing up there Hiei?
Hiei is still looking at the place where Anneliese vanished and doesn't answer.
Kurama: Hiei?
Hiei:...what?
Kurama: Come play golf with everyone. It's actually a quite entertaining game.
Hiei:... *in his head* How could I have been so reckless in dropping my guard!
Kurama: I'll take your silence for consent.
Hiei: hn...fine...
He jumps out of the tree and lands next to Kurama. They walk over to the counter where golf equipment is supplied. Kenshin is now working at that counter.
Kenshin: Will you be wanting a golf club and ball now?
Kurama: Yes
Kenshin hands Kurama an extra long club. Who without thinking hands it to Hiei. Hiei looks at the club and scowls. The club is almost as tall as him.
Hiei: Kurama..(he says in a very unamused voice)
Kurama: wha..OH! My apologies Hiei.
Hiei: hn..
Kenshin: Huh? Who are you talking to? (Kenshin can't see Hiei above the overly tall counters.)
*NOTE* It's not that Hiei is short; everything around him is just too tall. (
Kurama tries to give Hiei a boost.
Hiei: DON'T TOUCH ME KITSUNE!!!!
Kenshin: Oh! There's another person there that there is.
Kurama motions to Kenshin while Hiei isn't looking to give him a "shorter" club. Kenshin smiles and obliges. Now Hiei and Kurama have their supplies and are ready to golf.
Kurama goes first and sinks a hole-in-one. Hiei, who still is fuming about the whole "short" incident, hits the ball harder than needed. It flies out of the park.
Kurama: um..Hiei? I think you hit the ball a little to hard.
Hiei sends a fiery glare in Kurama's direction. He then flashes out and back with his ball.
Kurama: I say we go to the next one.
Kurama yet again makes a perfect hole in one. Hiei, who is now also angry about missing the last hole and Kurama's double success (among other things), puts down his ball and swings. The ball hits the side of the hole and bounces out into a nearby water hole. (I hate those things! They are always conveniently where your ball lands.) Hiei starts yelling curses and breaks his club in two on his knee.
Kurama: ...you might want to go get yourself a new club. It will be hard to play without one.
Hiei: Fine..
Hiei comes back with another club and they continue on to the next hole.
Kurama, noticing his friend's dismay, hits the ball purposely away from the hole. This only helps to anger Hiei farther.
Hiei: I know very well you missed that shot on purpose. (Kurama sheepishly hits the ball in the hole.)
Hiei puts his ball down to hit. He is now past caring if it goes in the hole or not. He swings this time with all his might. The ball zooms toward where Goku, Goten, and Trunks are sitting. The ball hits Goku's head, bounces off, hits Goten's head, bounces off, and hits Sanosuke's face. The ball then flies toward Saitou's face, but since the ball has lost a lot of it's momentum he catches it a crumbles it in his hands.
Goku and Goten: (dancing around with their hands on their heads) ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!!! OOOOOUUUCHHHIIEEEEE!!!!!!
Sanosuke:....(well I'm sure he would have said something, but he can't say anything right now. He's out cold on the ground. Bruising is already forming around one of his eyes.)
Kurama: This just isn't your day is it Hiei? Don't worry; I'll go get you another ball.
Hiei shrugs and looks around at his "victims".
Hiei: I can't stand this anymore. (He blurs out)
Kurama comes back with another golf ball. He looks around and sees that Hiei has vanished. He smirks and shakes his head.
Just then a girl walks up to Kurama with straight, long, dark brown hair, milky pale skin, and almost gothic-narrow eyes. She wore a black tee shirt; black high-heeled zipper boots, and midnight blue jeans with droopy gold earrings and a black-jeweled bracelet.
Theresa: Do you mind if I play? I get the rest of the day off. *Remember she's the concession stand worker*
Kurama: No, not at all. The person I was playing with just disappeared anyway.
Theresa: Now I'm warning you, I'm not that good.I've never played before.
Kurama: It's okay, I'll teach you. Here you start out like this.
(Right after Anneliese blurs out in the tree)
Ellen and Jesse are playing the shooting game Jurassic Park. Anneliese appears on top of the monitor for the game.
Anneliese: (looking down at the screen) Man! And I thought I had bad aim Jesse.
Jesse: Aww querida, that wasn't very nice.
Ellen: (looking up) What's with the sword?
Anneliese: katana
Ellen: Whatever
Anneliese: (indicates katana) Someone gave it to me...I guess you could call it a gift.
Hiei: *in Anneliese's head* liar
Anneliese smiles smugly to herself. She watches Ellen and Jesse play the game for a couple more minutes, and then she gets tired and decides to go play one for herself. She finds one of those motorcycle games and decides to play that. She sits on the fake bike and puts in her coins. (Which she stole from Ellen shhh...don't tell.) Immediately the bike starts to rattle and shake violently. Anneliese goes flying off and lands on the carpet face down.
Vegeta: (who jumps out from around the corner) HAHAHAHA!!! I can't believe you fell for that!
Trunks: Yeah! Did you see how far she flew back Dad? It must have been about 10 feet.
Vegeta: Come on son; let's go mess with some of the other games.
Anneliese: (sits in an upright position and watches Vegeta and Trunks walk off.) Was that Hiei?
Hiei: What?
Anneliese: Ahhh!!!! (She quickly jumps to her feet and turns around) but...(points in the direction of Vegeta)....you..OooooHHhhh, that was your twin from the bus.
Hiei: For the last time I do not have a twin! Umm...well I mean he's not my twin. But that's off the subject of why I have returned. You still have something of mine. I've given you back your key; now return that which is mine.
Anneliese: First of all, I had to steal my key back. Second, you still have something I want.
Hiei: Nani? I have nothing more that you would interest you.
Anneliese: Oh really? Tell me what this key unlocks and I'll tell give it back your sword.
Hiei: katana
Anneliese: whatever
Hiei: Well, why don't you try and get the information out yourself. You felt no compunction searching my mind earlier.
Anneliese: You know very well I can't! You've blocked me out of your mind.
Ellen: Hey Anneliese! Do you have any money? Someone seems to have run off with mine.
Both Hiei and Anneliese turn to her.
Hiei: Aren't you a thief?
Ellen: Well ya.
Anneliese: Then go steal some!
Ellen: Geez! What's your problem?
Anneliese: So is it a deal Hiei? You...(She stops abruptly when she realized Hiei has vanished.) Dammit!!! Can't even carry on a descent conversation without him disappearing. This is getting ridiculous! Hiei come back here right this instant!
A few moments pass where Hiei does not show up.
Anneliese: Fine, but remember you forced me to do this! (Anneliese is bringing out the katana from its sheath.)
She runs out to the benches.
Anneliese: *thinks to herself* Hmm...I need something hard to break this thing against. (She spots Goku's head) Perfect!
She runs over to Goku who is talking to Trunks and whacks him over the head with the flat side of the katana.
Goku: OUCH! Why do people keep hitting my head! (Teardrop comes down.)
Anneliese: Wow! (Looking katana over) This thing's stronger than I thought.
Hiei: (appears behind her) What exactly do you think you are doing?
Anneliese: (Turns swiftly around.) What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to break your freakin' katana.
Hiei: And that helps you get the information out of me how?
Anneliese: Well it doesn't! But it sure as hell makes me feel better.
Hiei: hn....(He smirks) Follow me.
Anneliese: So tell me where this place is, so I can instant transmission us there.
Ellen, who was spying in the busses, smirks and runs off to get everyone as Hiei tell Anneliese the coordinates.
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Kurama: (catching sight of Hiei in the tree) What are you doing up there Hiei?
Hiei is still looking at the place where Anneliese vanished and doesn't answer.
Kurama: Hiei?
Hiei:...what?
Kurama: Come play golf with everyone. It's actually a quite entertaining game.
Hiei:... *in his head* How could I have been so reckless in dropping my guard!
Kurama: I'll take your silence for consent.
Hiei: hn...fine...
He jumps out of the tree and lands next to Kurama. They walk over to the counter where golf equipment is supplied. Kenshin is now working at that counter.
Kenshin: Will you be wanting a golf club and ball now?
Kurama: Yes
Kenshin hands Kurama an extra long club. Who without thinking hands it to Hiei. Hiei looks at the club and scowls. The club is almost as tall as him.
Hiei: Kurama..(he says in a very unamused voice)
Kurama: wha..OH! My apologies Hiei.
Hiei: hn..
Kenshin: Huh? Who are you talking to? (Kenshin can't see Hiei above the overly tall counters.)
*NOTE* It's not that Hiei is short; everything around him is just too tall. (
Kurama tries to give Hiei a boost.
Hiei: DON'T TOUCH ME KITSUNE!!!!
Kenshin: Oh! There's another person there that there is.
Kurama motions to Kenshin while Hiei isn't looking to give him a "shorter" club. Kenshin smiles and obliges. Now Hiei and Kurama have their supplies and are ready to golf.
Kurama goes first and sinks a hole-in-one. Hiei, who still is fuming about the whole "short" incident, hits the ball harder than needed. It flies out of the park.
Kurama: um..Hiei? I think you hit the ball a little to hard.
Hiei sends a fiery glare in Kurama's direction. He then flashes out and back with his ball.
Kurama: I say we go to the next one.
Kurama yet again makes a perfect hole in one. Hiei, who is now also angry about missing the last hole and Kurama's double success (among other things), puts down his ball and swings. The ball hits the side of the hole and bounces out into a nearby water hole. (I hate those things! They are always conveniently where your ball lands.) Hiei starts yelling curses and breaks his club in two on his knee.
Kurama: ...you might want to go get yourself a new club. It will be hard to play without one.
Hiei: Fine..
Hiei comes back with another club and they continue on to the next hole.
Kurama, noticing his friend's dismay, hits the ball purposely away from the hole. This only helps to anger Hiei farther.
Hiei: I know very well you missed that shot on purpose. (Kurama sheepishly hits the ball in the hole.)
Hiei puts his ball down to hit. He is now past caring if it goes in the hole or not. He swings this time with all his might. The ball zooms toward where Goku, Goten, and Trunks are sitting. The ball hits Goku's head, bounces off, hits Goten's head, bounces off, and hits Sanosuke's face. The ball then flies toward Saitou's face, but since the ball has lost a lot of it's momentum he catches it a crumbles it in his hands.
Goku and Goten: (dancing around with their hands on their heads) ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!!! OOOOOUUUCHHHIIEEEEE!!!!!!
Sanosuke:....(well I'm sure he would have said something, but he can't say anything right now. He's out cold on the ground. Bruising is already forming around one of his eyes.)
Kurama: This just isn't your day is it Hiei? Don't worry; I'll go get you another ball.
Hiei shrugs and looks around at his "victims".
Hiei: I can't stand this anymore. (He blurs out)
Kurama comes back with another golf ball. He looks around and sees that Hiei has vanished. He smirks and shakes his head.
Just then a girl walks up to Kurama with straight, long, dark brown hair, milky pale skin, and almost gothic-narrow eyes. She wore a black tee shirt; black high-heeled zipper boots, and midnight blue jeans with droopy gold earrings and a black-jeweled bracelet.
Theresa: Do you mind if I play? I get the rest of the day off. *Remember she's the concession stand worker*
Kurama: No, not at all. The person I was playing with just disappeared anyway.
Theresa: Now I'm warning you, I'm not that good.I've never played before.
Kurama: It's okay, I'll teach you. Here you start out like this.
(Right after Anneliese blurs out in the tree)
Ellen and Jesse are playing the shooting game Jurassic Park. Anneliese appears on top of the monitor for the game.
Anneliese: (looking down at the screen) Man! And I thought I had bad aim Jesse.
Jesse: Aww querida, that wasn't very nice.
Ellen: (looking up) What's with the sword?
Anneliese: katana
Ellen: Whatever
Anneliese: (indicates katana) Someone gave it to me...I guess you could call it a gift.
Hiei: *in Anneliese's head* liar
Anneliese smiles smugly to herself. She watches Ellen and Jesse play the game for a couple more minutes, and then she gets tired and decides to go play one for herself. She finds one of those motorcycle games and decides to play that. She sits on the fake bike and puts in her coins. (Which she stole from Ellen shhh...don't tell.) Immediately the bike starts to rattle and shake violently. Anneliese goes flying off and lands on the carpet face down.
Vegeta: (who jumps out from around the corner) HAHAHAHA!!! I can't believe you fell for that!
Trunks: Yeah! Did you see how far she flew back Dad? It must have been about 10 feet.
Vegeta: Come on son; let's go mess with some of the other games.
Anneliese: (sits in an upright position and watches Vegeta and Trunks walk off.) Was that Hiei?
Hiei: What?
Anneliese: Ahhh!!!! (She quickly jumps to her feet and turns around) but...(points in the direction of Vegeta)....you..OooooHHhhh, that was your twin from the bus.
Hiei: For the last time I do not have a twin! Umm...well I mean he's not my twin. But that's off the subject of why I have returned. You still have something of mine. I've given you back your key; now return that which is mine.
Anneliese: First of all, I had to steal my key back. Second, you still have something I want.
Hiei: Nani? I have nothing more that you would interest you.
Anneliese: Oh really? Tell me what this key unlocks and I'll tell give it back your sword.
Hiei: katana
Anneliese: whatever
Hiei: Well, why don't you try and get the information out yourself. You felt no compunction searching my mind earlier.
Anneliese: You know very well I can't! You've blocked me out of your mind.
Ellen: Hey Anneliese! Do you have any money? Someone seems to have run off with mine.
Both Hiei and Anneliese turn to her.
Hiei: Aren't you a thief?
Ellen: Well ya.
Anneliese: Then go steal some!
Ellen: Geez! What's your problem?
Anneliese: So is it a deal Hiei? You...(She stops abruptly when she realized Hiei has vanished.) Dammit!!! Can't even carry on a descent conversation without him disappearing. This is getting ridiculous! Hiei come back here right this instant!
A few moments pass where Hiei does not show up.
Anneliese: Fine, but remember you forced me to do this! (Anneliese is bringing out the katana from its sheath.)
She runs out to the benches.
Anneliese: *thinks to herself* Hmm...I need something hard to break this thing against. (She spots Goku's head) Perfect!
She runs over to Goku who is talking to Trunks and whacks him over the head with the flat side of the katana.
Goku: OUCH! Why do people keep hitting my head! (Teardrop comes down.)
Anneliese: Wow! (Looking katana over) This thing's stronger than I thought.
Hiei: (appears behind her) What exactly do you think you are doing?
Anneliese: (Turns swiftly around.) What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to break your freakin' katana.
Hiei: And that helps you get the information out of me how?
Anneliese: Well it doesn't! But it sure as hell makes me feel better.
Hiei: hn....(He smirks) Follow me.
Anneliese: So tell me where this place is, so I can instant transmission us there.
Ellen, who was spying in the busses, smirks and runs off to get everyone as Hiei tell Anneliese the coordinates.
Ooohhhhh and the action is about to begin..or is it just more fun stuff? No, It's action. Don't miss out on the next chappie! AND PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!!!