The Domino Funny Farm

~Chapter 13~

"Spirited Away"

Disclaimer-

Mimic- After signing some papers at the Government Law Office, she casually walks away with a certificate of ownership in hand. Exiting the building she walks half way down the steps before shouting... 'YUGIOH IS FINALLY MINE! MY OWN! MY PRECIOUS' Waving the certificate above her head. Then kissing it she continued on down the steps to where a Mysterious Blue Catallac awaited her, when two Federal agents appeared out of No Where land, retrieving the Certificate of Ownership. Ripping it to shreds they cuffed Mimic and hauled her off to Court. While the Cadillac sped away as fast as possible leaving only dust behind.

Valid Certificate of Ownership Yu-Gi-Oh Copyright date: 1996 Owned by: Kazuki Takashi

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Last time on the Domino Funny Farm-

Dr. Sarah Ryou visited her patient Bakura within the mental institution. Yami, Mr. Pharaoh Man narrated Bakura's dream for him and left the two of them with little sanity. In finding that she wasn't a Doctor at all, Bakura found himself clinged to by Serene herself who had disguised herself as Dr. Sarah to get into the institution undetected.

~Presently~

Bakura- 0_0 Hi..... Serene whatcha doing here?

Serene- (clinging to Bakura) ^________________^ Clinging!

Bakura- Yes! I can see that! but your not really suppose to be here! Are you?

Serene- I know! But nothing can stop me from clinging! (still clinging to Bakura)

Bakura- (sighs) and enjoys being clinged to by Serene for the moment)

Steward Eric and Dr. Niles Krane (from Frasier, don't own him)- (burst into the room)

Dr. Niles Krane- You IMPOSTOR!

Steward Eric- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING HERE!

Both Serene and Bakura- (gulped)

Steward Eric- Wait a sec. How did the front desk admit a female psychologist when it was a male we were waiting for?

Everybody (shrugged their shoulders)

Serene- (innocently) I dunno!

Steward Eric- Oh! well! Anyways..... (pry's Serene off of Bakura) your coming with me!

Serene- But I don't want to leave. I want to stay here with Fluffey! (tries to struggle free)

Steward Eric- No! Your Leaving Now! (drags her to the entrance of the building, pushed her out the front door and locked the doors after her.)

Serene- (banged on the front doors and tried to pull the locked door open) Let me in! I wanna stay! PLEASE! FLUFFEY! T_T

Steward Eric- (returned to the counseling room to find Serene once again clinging to Bakura) confused) Didn't I just throw you out?

Serene- (clinging to Bakura) Ahuh!

EricSteward- (ponders a bit) then...... How did you get back in here!

Serene- (innocently) I dunno!

Steward Eric- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr........................... (pry's Serene off of Bakura again and be rids of her. Returning to the counseling room he found that finally Serene was gone for good. )

After Bakura was through with his real session with Dr. Niles Krane. Eric Steward chaperoned Bakura back to room B3. In opening the door Eric Steward finds The room a little crowded.

Chad- (clinged to Yugi) ^_______________^

Mimic- (clinged to Marik) ^_____________^

Serene- (squealed) Fluffey! (then ran over to cling to him) ^__________________^

Steward Eric- That's it! HOW IN THE HELL IN GOD'S NAME DID YOU THREE GET IN HERE!

Chad, Mimic, and Serene- (innocently) We dunno!

Steward Eric- GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....................................................... ............

~Riding around in Seto Kaiba's Limo~

(Mokuba and Luraia are sitting on each side of Seto)

Mokuba- Are we there yet?

Seto- No!

Luraia- (clinging to Seto) Are we there yet?

Seto- No!

Mokuba- Are we there yet?

Seto- No!

Luraia- (clinging to Seto) Are we there yet?

Seto No!

Mokuba- Are we there yet?

Seto- No!

Luraia- (clinging to Seto) Are we there yet?

Seto- No! How did you get in here?

Luraia- (still clinging to Seto) I dunno!

~Local Domino Theater

(Tristan and Serenity sit down together)

Tristan- I'm real glad you finally decided to see a movie with me Serenity.

Serenity- Well I suppose if I didn't today I would eventually.

Tristan- (thinking: What is that suppose to mean?)

Serenity- Are you hungary Tristan? I am. I think I'll go and get some popcorn.

Tristan- Yes! But why don't you stay here and let me get it Serenity.

Serenity- No! I can get it. (gets up and leaves)

Tristan- Well if that's what you really want to do....

Tristan waits awhile but Serenity does not return. So just as Tristan gets up to go find her he comes face to face with Acooma.

Tristan- Hey! Acooma whatcha doing here?

Acooma- Seeing a movie! (motions Tristan to sit down, sits down next to him and clings to him)

The Movie Starts

Tristan- Um...... Acooma! Did you by any chance run into Serenity when you came in?

Acooma- (clinging to Tristan) No! not really! I dunno!

~Feudal Era Japan~

Kagome- That's it isn't it! Your jealous because I might have the slightest bit of interest in Kouga now! Isn't it?

Inuyasha- I am not JEALOUS!

Kagome- Yeah! Right! Whatever you say. You are so jealous. It's so obvious Inuyasha.

Inyasha- It's not obvious that I'm Jealous. Because I'm NOT!

Shippo- Ooooooooooooooooo................... Inuyasha's so jealous. Inuayash's so jealous, Inuyasha's so jealous, Inuyasha's so jealous...............................

Inuyasha- Why you little IMP! (chases after Shippo)

Shippo- (runs away and ends up jumping into Kagome's arms) Kagome save me!

Miroku- (standing beside Sango watching the argument from a distance) So shall we go on our walk?

Sango- Right!

They both begin walking away from all the commotion when both suddenly spot a girl.

Miroku- Wow! What a Beauty! (runs over to the girl and takes up her hands) Beautiful young maiden, will you bear my child?

Sango- (right behind Miroku) -____________________-

Beautiful young maiden AG- Ahuh! (clings to Miroku)

Miroku- (reciprocates) ^_______________^

Sango- So, Were did you come from anyway? You just seemed to appear.

AG- (still clinging to Miroku) I dunno! From Nowhere Land. ^_________^

~Heaven~

Chip- So this is what it's like to be in Heaven. It's so light, fluffy and Golden. Hey! Why am I here anyway? (spots a familiar shaped hair dew with angel wings) YAMI! (goes and clings to him)

Yami- -_____________________________-

Chip- (still clinging to Yami) Yami! Why do you have wings? and most importantly of all.... why are you here?

Yami- What do you expect me to do stay in the Millennium Puzzle all day, while away from Yugi. I come here to get away from confinement, technically I am dead, and with wings I can fly!

Chip- Really! You can Fly! Can you take me Flying?

Yami- No!

Chip- What you won't take me flying... T_T

Yami- I mean it's against regulations. So find someone who's willing to break them.

Chip- T_T You mean you won't break them for me?

Yami- (kisses Chip on the cheek and fly's away)

Chip- ^_____________________________^ (spots someone else who's familiar) gasps) 0_0 WOLFWOOD! (clings to him immediately) Why I'd thought you'd be in the other place for sure! (points down)

Wolfwood- Well I did repent didn't I. So I heard someone wanted to go flying. Does she still want to?

Chip- Ahuh! ^_^

YAMI CHIP!

Chip- Huh!

THIS IS THE VOICE OF GOD! THIS IS NOT YOUR TIME! THEREFORE YOU MUST GO!

Two Guardian Angel's grabbed a hold on Chip and set her out the door. Shutting the door and locking it after her.

Chip- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I wanna STAY! (clings to the door while pounding on it)

Kuru Neko- (random black cat walks by) Meow!

Chip- (turns around and starts chasing after the cat in circles) Why you Evil Random Black Cat of DOOM!

Heaven's door Finally opens.

Chip- (gasps) Why Yami you opened the door for me. (clings to Yami)

Wolfwood- Hey! didn't somebody wanna go flying!

Chip- (jumps into the arms of Wolfwood) Yey!

Yami- ^__________^

Wolfwood- (takes off flying with Chip in his arms) Um Chip..... How were you able to get to Heaven anyway? You didn't like die did you?

Chip- ^_______________^ I dunno!

~Domino Funny Farm Room B3~

Chad- (still clinging to Yugi) ^______________^

Serene- (still clinging to Bakura) ^___________^

Mimic- (still clinging to Marik) ^____________^

Narrator- (clings to Steward Eric) ^___________^

Eric Steward- -______________________-

Narrator- Mimic! Aren't you suppose to be in jail?

Mimic- Um..........................

~Domino Jail House Jail cell random #~

Guard- (walks by to check all the cells, finds Mimic sprawled out on the floor snoring) Hmm... must be dreaming or somethin.

~Domino Funny Farm Room B3~

Mimic- Narrator! You haven't changed much have you! TATTLE TAILER!

Steward Eric- -_________________________-

~SSOON (School Somewhere Outside Of Nowhere)~

New Kid- (walks into the classroom) Um... excuse me Mr. R. I'm new here and I received this slip for OSS(out of school suspension). Can you tell me which class it is in?

Mr. R- Well you've come to the right place. Come have a seat with the rest of the OSS.

New Kid- (sits down in an empty seat and falls asleep)

~Feudal Era Japan~

AG- (still clinging to Miroku spots familiar person standing beside Sango) Hey! Nueve! Your the New Kid right? Glad you can make it.

Sango and Miroku- o_0?

Nueve a.k.a. New Kid- Hi! Do you know where I can find Sesshomaru?

AG- Sure! Just don't be saying anything about it to Mimic!

Sango and Miroku- Still o_0?

Designated Area Feudal Era Japan~

Nueve- (finds Sesshomaru and clings to him)

Sesshomaru- Excuse me?

Rin- (taps on Nueve's Shoulder)

Nueve- (turns around)

Rin- Where did you come from?

Nueve- (still clinging to Sesshomaru) I dunno!

~SSOON (School Somewhere Outside Of Nowhere) OSS Room~

Mr. R- (takes attendance) Acooma's here, AG's here, Chad's here, Chip's here, Luraia's here, Mimic's in jail, Narrator's here, Nueve the new kid is here, and Serene is here. Well most of them are here, but they're all asleep. Hmmmm.... I wonder what they could be dreaming about? (falls asleep)

Kuru Neko- (random black cat walks by) Meow!

Mr. R- Awwwwww........ such a cute kitty! (pets the cat while on the moon)

The End till the next time that is! I don't own Acooma, AG, Chad, Chip, and Luraia. They just like being on here for some odd reason. So Go read Their stories. And of course Nueve who also wants to be part of the fun so go read her stories too. I don't own Inuyasha, Trigun's Wolfwood and Black cat, and Mimic and I most certainly do not own Yugioh. Please Review!