My Hero
(Beware: Strong Relena bashing)
Chapter 2: I'm confused...
I sat there dumbfounded and rather worried. First Quatre tells me I have to 'settle down' and now there are angels on earth on vacation. Modern times are seriously creeping me out.
After that I decided I didn't want to risk being found and purified by one of these angels or captured so I decided to leave. My perverted half was daydreaming about this new angel and what he'd be like and my other more common sense was wondering if he was going to teleport in front of me and pull out a K47 and blow my brain to bits as he cackled and took my head to a bar to gambol with. However, that didn't happen and once again I found myself home, and alone. This sucks.
God paced around his office. Heero was late. He'd been down to earth without permission and he was in trouble. Finally a messenger angel opened the door and announced Heero's arrival. Heero walked in with the same sullen expression on his face. God gave in. It was a sad forgotten face stronger than the puppy face.
'Now is when I wonder whether wipping his memory was a good thing or not.' God thought.
"Heero." He started straightening himself up. "Where have you been?" he asked though It's kinda pointless since God knows everything.
"Earth." Heero replied not moving.
"Well I know that, but why?" Another rhetorical question on God's part.
"I wanted to." Heero replied monotonously. This wasn't getting very far.
"Alright...now don't do that again unless you have permission to. Alright?" God told him.
"Yes, God."
"Please, call me father."
"I have no father." Ouch. God's eye twitches.
"I am your father and have always been, my son."
"I was born from the stars. I have neither father nor mother." 'It's these times I REALLY wish I could just jog his memory just a little bit, but I musn't give into temptation...must not give into temptation...' God chanted in his head.
"I am leaving now." Heero said as he eased out of the door.
"Alright, bye." God said still immersed in his thoughts and waved a hand at the departing angel.
Heero slumped against the door.
"God, this is harder than it looks. Something is down there that you don't want me to find. Why is it that all the other angels go down to help people and I don't?" Heero muttered. "I feel blank and empty. There is something down there I know that can heal my emptiness. Please, I want to go down and find it. Please." Heero sighed as his head and shoulders slumped forward.
From the other side of the door where God was listening in, God sighed.
"Alright son, go seek what you desire..." God said as God slumped against the door.
"Thank you." Heero said as he stood, spread his wings and disappeared.
Now to Hell:
"Dorthy! Where are my pink sandels! I need them!" Relena barked from her throne. Dorthy rolled her eyes and groaned.
"Coming your royal highness..." She said with so much enthusiasm as she entered Relena's throne room of hell. (Get it? Throne room of hell in hell? Haha. gets hit with frying pan by wufei. 'baka onna!') "Here you are"
"Dorthy are you rolling you eyes at me? You know I must look my best when I am queen." Relena stated. "I would like our delegates to know I am a worthy queen."
"More like wealthy queen" Dorthy muttered. She hated this job, but the pay for it was incredible because no one would take the job. She considered resigning herself a few times when there were issues with the nail polish. C'mon! This is Hell for crying out loud!
There was a knock on the door and the delegates Triez and Zechs entered.
"What a hell of a day milady." Triez stated.
"You look glorifying my queen." Zechs commented in a smooth voice as Relena's eyes fluttered.
"Oh don't flatter me, you two. I have a job for you. It's hard, difficult and could risk your very existence as demons in my service. Are you up for the job?" Queen Relena said from atop her throne.
"Of coarse milady. There is no job to big for us." They said in unison and looked at one another choking back laughter.
"Good." Queen Relena said ignoring them. "There is news of the fallen angel Heero Yuy coming back to earth. I want to find him and bring him to me unspoiled and unharmed. Got it?" She said in a commanding tone.
Everyone, (and I mean everyone: Heaven, hell and earth) knew of Queen Relena's obsession with Heero Yuy. Those who hadn't met Relena envied and those who had pitied him. Zechs and Triez winced.
poor yuy...
"Yes ma'am we will go and retrieve him for you." They bowed and left the room.
"See Dorthy? The pink sandals did work." She smirked at her as Dorthy growled.
"I will go make dinner now." Dorthy said to get out of this monster's presence.
"Very well. Be off." Queen Relena said and flipped her hair and smoothed her dress on the pink throne and began listening to Backstreet boys and spice girls on her pink cd player.
Authors note: Will Heero be caught and taken as Relena's slave? Where is duo? What will Triez and Zechs find on earth? And what's taking Quatre and Trowa so long?! Find out next time on another exciting chapter of 'My Hero'!!
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