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The good news is, Kagome doesn't die!
The bad news is, does!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2, Trigun, or anything involving Meow Mix.
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"Kagome!" All four of them exclaimed, and they all stared at her. Sesshomaru knelt down by the couch, and looked at her carefully. "She's" "Dead?" The other three asked. "Asleep." Sesshomaru corrected. Just then, Sango walked in. "Oh my God!" She exclaimed, then Kagome woke up. She sat up, and rubbed her eyes. "Wha?" She looked around at all of their stares.
Kagome blinked, and then noticed all of the blood. "Oh no! It's that time of the--! Oh my God!" She exclaimed, and her cheeks turned red in embarrasment. Sango reached into her purse and pulled out some sort of sqare package that was wrapped in a thin pink tissue like material. Kagome quickly walked over to her and took it. "Th-thank you... Will you please walk behind me so--?" "Of course." She and Sango left the room, with Sango walking directly behind her.
The men looked at eachother in confusion. "What was that all about? And what was that package thing?" Inuyasha asked. The other three indicated that they were just as clueless by shrugging or saying something along the lines of 'beats me.' Inuyasha blinked. There was a pause, and then it struck him. "Do you think that Kagome mean 'It's that time of the month?'" He asked.
They all looked at him. "Maybe you're right!" Kouga said. "Then what about the blood?" Sesshomaru asked. "The maid will probably take care of it later." Miroku said. The cat jumped off of Sesshomaru's head, but he didn't notice. "That's not what I mean; I mean why's it there?" Sesshomaru asked. Inuyasha looked at the blood, then at all of them. "I don't know, but in order to solve this mystery we should find out what that package was." Inuyasha said, and they all agreed. They walked upstairs.
Inuyasha glanced back at the others. "We'll wait until they leave their room," He whispered, "but we can't let them know we're onto-- gah! they're coming; act natural!" He hissed. Sango and Kagome(who was wearing different clothes) left their room, and saw Inuyasha, Miroku, Kouga, and Sesshomaru all whistling. Sango raised an eyebrow, but ignored them and she and Kagome went downstairs.
Once he was sure they were gone, Inuyasha turned to the others. "Good job. They never realized we were up to something!" He exclaimed, though quietly. Then, he looked at the door to their room. "We're going in." (spy music begins to play)
Inuyasha slowly opened the door, and they all walked in. Sesshomaru and Kouga searched the bathroom, Inuyasha searched the general area, and Miroku searched the dressers. "Guys, I think you'd better see this." Kouga said, sticking his head out of the open bathroom door. Inuyasha and Miroku went into the bathroom, and Sesshomaru and Kouga were looking in a cupboard. Inuyasha and Miroku glanced inside, and they saw many packages simiar to the one Sango gave Kagome.
They weren't the same, though. They varied in size, and their wrappers had quite a few different colors. Next to those were some long, thin tubes. Inuyasha reached his hand foreward and grabbed a package and a tube. They all looked down at the objects in Inuyasha's hand. Sesshomaru was about to grab one as well, but when he took a step foreward they heard a crunching sound. Sesshomaru looked down and raised his foot. He had stepped on and broken a small, handheld mirror.
There was silence, untill they saw the doorknob slowly turn. They all gulped. Sango walked in her room, and when she turned to see the boys in her bathroom and what they were holding... Let's just say that it wasn't pretty.
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Later that day, they all sat at the dinner table. Sesshomaru had barely touched his food. It was terrible; just as terrible as Akane's cooking. Ranma said that he would use Akane's recipies when making his food, because Akane would have wanted it. Sesshomaru moaned. Guess Ranma still thinks it was me. Damnit... I can't have anyone suspecting me... He though, and excused himself.
After dark, the four men were sitting in the library, discussing the mystery of what happened to girls once a month. "None of these books mention anything about what we're looking for!" Inuyasha yelled, as he shut a book. Miroku appeared to be deep in thought. "Perhaps it doesn't only happen to Kagome and Sango, but all women? Or all human women?" He suggested. "Probably..." Sesshomaru agreed. "It wouldn't have anything to do with the murder of Akane, could it?" Kouga asked, giving them another thing to think about.
"We'll discuss this later..." Inuyasha murmured, and they all went back to their rooms. Kouga and Sesshomaru sat on their beds, watching TV. Sesshomaru blinked, and noticed a small white tag attached to his matress. He tore it off, and read it. Kouga blinked. "What's that say?" He asked, curiously. "Nothing." Sesshomaru said, quickly. Not believing this, Kouga moved his head so he could see it. It read 'Do not remove under penalty of law.'
Kouga stared at him blankly, then began to laugh. "Nice!" He said, sarcastically. "Vash!" He yelled out the window, "Someone broke the law! You'd better come up here!" Sesshomaru glared at him, and reached over to Kouga's matress tearing off a tag. He handed it to Kouga, and smirked. It read the same thing.
He stared at the tag, and them him. "What's going on in here, gentlemen?" Vash asked. He was on the outside of the window, holding himself up with use of a rope. "N-nothing! It was a false alarm!" Kouga said, as they both put their tags behind their backs. Vash shrugged, and lowered himself to the ground. Kouga got up, shut the window, and glared at Sesshomaru. "What the hell did you do that for?"
Sesshomaru smirked. "You know, they take these matters quite seriously." He pointed out. "Heh." Kouga grinned. "Yeah, I know." They both laughed.
Kagome was sitting in the living room upstairs, watching TV. A cat walked in the room, and stared up at her. It looked as though it was angry, but Kagome failed to notice. "Hello, Kitty. Your Fluffy's cat, aren't you?" She asked, and the cat growled. "Are you hungry?" Kagome asked, and began to think about something a cat would like. Just then a commercial appeared with picture of a cat on it, playing a cute little tune as it sang.
'Meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow.
New Meow Mix! So good, that cats ask for it by name!
Meow!'
Kagome blinked, and looked down at the cat. Then to the TV. Then back to the cat. Then to the TV. Then back to the cat. Then to the TV. Then back to the cat.
"I have an idea!" She exclaimed, picked up the cat, and hurried downstairs.
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Not everyone slept soundly that night. At 1:00 a.m., Shippou made Kagome go down to the kitchen to get a snack with him. When they left the kitchen, Kagome walked up the stairs and moaned tiredly as though she were a zombie. Meanwhile, Shippou was hopping energeticly up the steps, one at a time. Kagome opened the door to Shippou and Souta's room, and just as she did a foul stench had filled their nostrils.
"Eww! What's that terrible smell?!" Shippou asked. "I don't know, but is smells disgusting!" Kagome said, and clapped her hands together. The lights flicked on, and they both gasped. Kagome screamed. Loudly. Souta was lying in bed. There was a short, skinny sword stabbed through his forehead. Souta was dead.
Everyone else was awakened because of Kagome. They all rushed to the scene of the crime, and they all had similar reactions of shock. Hojou calmed everybody down, and everyone besides Kagome and Shippou claimed that they were sleeping.
"It could have been anyone." Hojou said. "Anytime between 1:00 and 1:10. There is no more evidence this time. Unless..." He glared around suspiciously at them all. "There is something you are not telling me.." Some of them looked scared, and some of them looked just fine. One things was certain, though. None of them slept the rest of the night.
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Chapter 11: Sesshomaru is being blackmailed again, but this time, he seems seriously pissed! Who'd have known that he kept a diar--I mean, journal? And what's this? Kagura and Sango find out the most likely suspect for all of these murders? Guess you'll just have to read on to find out!