I don't own it alright? I just own the plot thank you!

Thunder Mistress ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Yusuke: WHY WONT THIS GOD DAMNED DOOR OPEN?!?!?!?!?! *tugging at door handle

Keiko: Gee genies could it be because its LOCKED?!?!?

Kuwabara: Guinea pigs are cool!!!!!!!

All: *stare

Kuwabara: THEY WILL RULE THE WORLD ON DAY, ALONG WITH THERE HUGE BEBE GUNS!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! *Stands up like god with evil music in background and lighting striking

All: *slowly walking away from him

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Later, in the Twinkie isle~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

King Twinkie: Ales my fellow Twinkies! We have found the destroyer of Yel and Low!

All Twinkies: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! *troughs up mini beer bottles showing their drunk

One random Twinkies: But sir! How do we defeat them? We are but small tiny evil things that hurt innocent little animals because of are evil creamy goodness!?!!?

All Twinkies: YEAH! WE ARE EVIL! *through even more small beer bottles

King Twinkie: well its quit simple you see...*starts whispering in Twinkie language

All Twinkies: Oh..... YAY!!!!!!!!! *through margarita glasses up in the air

King Twinkie: Now! As your great leader for a reward, before we go into battle we go to the cream club! *points to Twinkie strip club

All Twinkies: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts running to the strip club

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Later, back with the YYH gang~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Koenma: So.Hungry.must..eat...food *Is crawling on the floor to the cookie bakery place.

Hiei: Strawberry sherbet.......*gets down on knees I'm not worthy *Bows I'm not worthy *Bows

Yusuke: *is insanely drunk from Heineken (I don't own that nor the Twinkies) Pigeons are rad man! *hck

Sasha and Yoko: *On the deli floor intense making out

Kurama and Reureann: *sweat dropping at the sight

Keiko and Botan: *in a corner in fedal potation IT TOOK ALL THE HONEY! ALL THE HONEY! *sucks on finger

Shizuru and Yukina: *hanging out in the proscription area

Shizuru: lets see, Morrison, John..Oh well *through proscription into oblivion

Yukina: *walks by and spots Martha Stewarts medication AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! EVIL!!! *freezes medication

Kuwabara: walking around in circles with a guinea pig Yes you are, you will rule the world one day yes you will

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What is the Evil Twinkies plan, Why is every one acting weird, and why are the Twinkies drunk! My mother is weird! Stay tuned for the next chapter, Review please ^_^