Cast List
Frodo Baggins - Harry Potter
Samwise Gamgee - Ron Weasley
Meriadoc Brandybuck - Fred Weasley
Peregrin Took - George Weasley
Aragorn - Severus Snape
Gandalf - Albus Dumbledore
Legolas Greenleaf - Gilderoy Lockhart
Gimli - Rubeus Hagrid
Boromir - Sirius Black
Sauron - Lord Voldemort
Gollum - Kreacher
Saruman - Lucius Malfoy
Lord Elrond - Alastor Moody
Galadriel - Winky
Celeborn - Dobby
Rosie Cotton - Hermione Granger
Faramir - Remus Lupin
Denethor - Cornelius Fudge
Farmer Maggot - Argus Filch
Gwaihir - Fawkes
Black Riders - Dementors
Shelob - Aragog
Oh, and Dementors are Black Riders because the idea is that every time Harry gets near the Dementors he begins to feel miserable, giving him a sudden desire to open the One Diary and seek comfort from Tom Riddle. :D We had more characters than that, I'm sure, but I can't remember any. The rest will probably be added later on in the story. Now... it's time to start the story!
Prologue
The world is changed. Winky is feeling it the soup. Winky is feeling it in the sausages. Winky is smelling it in the kitchen. Much that Winky one knew is lost, for she has a bad, bad memory. But Winky remembers that it begins with the forging of the Luxury Diaries.
Three diaries is given to the Ravenclaws. They is the fairest and hardest-working of all beings. Seven diaries is given to the Hufflepuffs. They is worst at English, so there is no point in giving Diaries to the Hufflepuffs, but the diary forgers is not thinking clearly. And nine. Nine diaries is given to the Muggles, who above all else, is desiring magical power.
Into these Diaries is the power to be ruling and governing each race. But they is all of them being deceived. For another Diary is made...
In the Chamber of Secrets, in the waters of the U-bend toilet, the Dark Lord, whose name we is not speaking is forging a Master Diary. Into this Diary, You-Know-Who is pouring his soul, his cruelty, and his will to bewitch the mind.
One Diary to rule them all.
One by one, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is pouring his memories into the Diary. He is enchanting it, bewitching it, pouring his soul into it. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is wanting to use his powers to take over the wizarding world.
But one day, he is trying to kill the baby boy Harry Potter, and he is failing miserably...
The killing curse is rebounding off the little baby, and it is backfiring on You-Know-Who himself. Some say You-Know-Who is dying when this is happening... some say he is not dying... some say he is just gone to the toilet... who is knowing which one of these is correct? The point Winky is making is, You-Know-Who is gone.
The Diary is being passed on from person to person, and it is somehow ending up with the house-elf Kreacher, who is taking it deep into the depths of his grimy little cupboard. And there, it is enchanting him. The Diary is bringing to Kreacher endless pleasure, for it is said that Tom Riddle, the soul of the Diary, is a wonderful penpal. For 10 years, Riddle is bewitching little Kreacher's mind, and in the grime of Kreacher's cupboard, it is waiting...
The Diary is somehow falling into the hands of the great wizard Filius Flitwick. Winky is not able to give a feasible reason for the Diary getting to Flitwick, but all she is knowing is that the Diary is going to Flitwick for the purpose of the plot. Flitwick is not trusting the Diary. He is not using it or liking. But he is keeping it all the same – once again, for plot purposes.
Little does he know that that Diary is waiting... waiting for its master to be writing in it once more...