AN: Writing for fun. enjoy


I'm currently dead

very dead even

in fact I don't think I've ever been more dead

I do-AHHHHHHHIMFCKDEDHLPGDPLSNO

!ERROR!

Psionic destabilization detected

Soul Stasis: initiated

Emotional Dampeners: engaged

Analyzing Stability: ...85%

Soul Stasis: deactivated

OOooo?... hmm did I achieve inner peace or something? shock maybe?

!DING!

Preparing host Soul for Injection

0%..30%..90%..

Umm wtf is that

!DING!

Initializing Injection

0%..20%..30%

If you could not do that please, that would be great thanks

!ERROR!

Moral Incompatibility detected

Simulated Flexibility: 0%

Simulate Injection: 95% chance of Soul Fracture

Requesting Admin please hold

*elevator music*

That sounds fucking terrifying and really heaven or whatever this is couldn't get any better music?

!DING!

Admin request: accepted

Hmm let's see mmmm ah here it is. Someone is not where they are supposed to be, now to find out why.

Retracing Soul distribution

Analyzing deviation

!DING!

Malfunction(s) found:

Morality filtration in sector X:7@59 Y:2#68* Z:3$43 :¥0@#8 £:84#$9 ¥:936% :964*# section:267#* junction: 20 is damaged

BugReport: maintenance

Hmm alright, now onto the little one... ah I see the problem not many are compatible with a child trafficking system.

A FUCKIN WHAT SYSTEM?! WHY IS THAT A THING?!

Ah conscious are you? that makes this easier. As for your question the answer is...Multiversal capitalism. What is that you ask? Well put simply its a theory that states that no matter how niche a demand is there will always be someone to supply it. In this instance the system was originally ordered by a speicies reminiscent in biology to the Goa'uld and was created by a god of an insectoid race.

That makes a DISTURBING amount of sense. But what happens now, because I'm NOT trafficking anyone let alone CHILDREN.

Oh well thats simple, I just have to ajust the system so that it fits you to an acceptable level. Hmm lets see ah the part of the system in you already is fundamentally Movement of Young Organisms, luckily that is rather flexible and subjective. hmm just a moment

Analyzing Affinities

Space: 50%

Knowledge: 25%

Magic: 15%

Life: 5%

Time: 4.5%

Misc: 0.5%

Hmm alright I've got a few options for you

!DING!

Multiveral school:

You 'move' 'young' organisms on their educational pathway

Multiversal pet shop:

You distribute young organisms

Multiversal orphanage:

self explanatory

Multiversal transport:

You move 'young' organisms and their stuff

Multiversal plant nursery:

You 'move' young organisms along their life cycle and distribute them

Alright those are the best options that are compatible with the system, your morals, and your affinities

Well those are certainly better. Hmm school... not really teacher material. Pet shop sounds great but I don't think I'd have the heart to sell the little cuties. Orphanage... despite my love of baby animals I'm not actually a fan of kids. Transport would mean travel which sounds nice. Plant nursery... if I had thumbs at the moment they wouldn't be green that's for sure. Can I get more details on the transport option?

!DING!

Multiversal Transport System:

As the Multiversal variant of the transport system it allows travel across the multiverse when the required level is reached.

Perks:

Unlocks stats:

str: determines carrying capacity

end: determines staying power and durability

dex: determines speed and control

int: determines mental power and flexibility

wis: determines mental fortitude and decision making skill

luc: affects encounter and environmental effect triggers

Grants abilities:

[ Vehicular resonance ]

"My sword is an extention of my body and soul" -random weeb

Grants you the ability to connect to your means of transport to share stats and skills.

Grants you the skill [ Universal Handling ]

[ Living Atlas ]

"On your left you'll see two rare wild unicorns perform their oddly violent mating ritual" -random tour guide

Grants the skill [ Map ] and gives you various factoids about the areas along your route

[ Theseus' Ship ]

"C'mon its only leaking a little radiation we'll be fine" -random starship technician

Grants knowledge on how to modify your means of transport and the skills [ Repair ] and [ Upgrade ]

[ Save a horse ride a cowboy ]

"Nights on the the trail are mighty cold maybe we should share a tent for warmth" -random traveler

Increased chance of passengers of your sexual preference being repeat customers. Grants the skill [ Effortless Advertising ]

I threw the last one in as a freebie

Thanks?

No problem

Transport sound better than the others so... I'll take it!

Excellent!

!DING!

Restarting Injection

30%...60%...99%..

Injection complete

Congratulations you are the newest recipient of the Multiversal Transport System!

Alright with that done we can move on to 'character creation' as some call it

!DING!

Choose your race:

human, ?, ?, ?, ?, random

Uhm what's with the choices?

Simple, each time someone chooses their race they get three options, the first is their original race, second are a few races that are relatively similar to the original, and third is a completely random option. In your case your options are human, some near human and humanoid options, and the standard randomizer.

Ok that makes sense. Hmm being plain human is pretty boring, but going full random could end with me being muk or that literal pile of garbage pokemon or something. I guess I'll go with the second mystery humanoid.

!DING!

You have selected:

[ Nymph ]

"Oh! weary traveler you must be famished! Would you like something to eat? *giggle* Me perhaps?*giggle*" -random nymph

An all female race of nature and fertility known for their kind and 'welcoming' nature

Perks:

Grants Racial stats:

chr: determines your attractiveness and persuasive ability

ntr: determines your abilities with nature

Per lvl:

1 all , chr2, ntr2

Grants Racial abilities:

[ Natural Connection ]

"Nature is a wonderful thing. It should be loved and respected" -random druid

Grants the skills [ Nature's Beauty ] and [ Elemental affection ]

[ Mother's love ]

"Children are a mother's pride and joy"-Gaia

Grants the skills [ Gaia's Aegis ] and [ Mother's Ire ]

[ Divine Child ]

"The children of Gods are beings to awe and fear"-random clergyman

Grants the skill [ Divine Spark ]

Ooo you got really lucky and it's a divine race too boot

Yeah it sounds great just one big problem, I'm a guy and that says all female

Hmm yeah the dysphoria would be pretty bad. Allright give me a sec

!DING!

Subrace gained

[ Flower Nymph ]

[ Nature's Beauty ] changed to [ Floral Beauty ]. [ Blossoming Intamacy ] ability gained

[ Blossoming Intamacy ]

"When flowers bloom pollen goes both ways" -random botanist

Makes you gynandrous. Grants skill [ Nectar's aroma ]

Thats all the wiggle room I could get

Gynandrous?

Hermaphroditic

Oh...well better than nothing I guess

I did manage to get some very minor morphing skills though

!DING!

[ Floral Beauty ]

lvl: 1/100

"Sometimes it's nice to just stop and smell the roses" -random traveler

Grants you a plus .01 chr multiplier per skill level.You can alter your coloration

[Nectar's Aroma]

lvl: 1/100

"I love the smell of vanilla, but I didn't have perfumes growing up, so I wore vanilla extract" -Evan Rachel Wood

Plus .01 ntr multiplier per skill level. You can alter your scent

Thats cool but uh what's up with the divine stuff?

!DING!

[ Divine Spark ]

lvl: 1/100

"A spark tended carefully grows larger than you can imagine" -Hestia

Grants a stat multiplier of 1.01 with plus .01 per skill level

Well Nymph are the spawn of Gaia who is a goddess of earth and life

So I'm a Demi-god?

No, demi-god implies that you are half-God half-mortal. Nymphs are very minor divine spirits that Gaia spawns asexually

Spirit? like a ghost?

No you have a physical form. Nymphs are like nature elementals.

Oh, ok then

Next is to pick your name

Enter name here

[ ]

Oh shit ugh I'm terrible with names umm...flora? no, cliche as hell I'm a Nymph for fucks sake uhhh...

Would you like a random Nymph name?

Sure hit me

Enter name here

[ Καλλιφαία γηκόρη ]

Switching to English alphabet

[ Kallifaía Gikóri ]

Better than anything I would have come up with.

Well if we're finished with that it's time for the final part. Picking your new world.

!DING!

Pick your starting world

Pokemon

Harry Potter

Fairy Tail

Percy Jackson

MCU

Dark Souls

DC

H.P. Lovecraft

Warhammer 40k

Random

Hmm well again random is right the fuck out. Percy and down are out cause fuck greek mythos, doom raisins, and all the hell nope below that. Hmm as fun as having a pokemon sounds they walk everywhere so there wouldn't really be much demand so thats out. I'm not human so Harry is on his own for now, though it is tempting to see how Tonks reacts to meeting an actual Nymph, also apparating sooo. Fairy Tail is a relatively low tech world with little magical transport that i know of, and while Achnologia and dark guilds are a thing I'm not a dragon and I could probably use [ Floral Beauty ] to make myself ugly and [ Nectar's Aroma ] to smell like shit if they get any untoward ideas. Oh yeah some flower smell like literal shit cause they use Flys as pollinators. Alright Fairy Tail it is.

Choose time of entry

Erza joins fairy tail

Natsu joins fairy tail

Happy's birth

Lisana's 'death'

Lucy joins fairy tail

Phantom lord attacks

Thunder palace

Edolas

Random

Hmm can I go back slightly pre erza so I can bring her to the guild?

Um lets see...yeah I can do that. Well thats it, your done. Be safe and remember to have fun! Goodbye!

!BING!

Entering world

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AN: Kalifeya Geekory is about as good a pronunciation as i can make. the first name is random and the last name is earth(gi) daughter(kóri) which could have to meanings, Gaia's daughter or daughter of earth as in the planet.

https//nymph-names.php

Status

Name: Kallifaía Gikóri

Race: [Flower Nymph]

Title: none

Level: 1

HP: 10 (10.20)(s*e*5)

Hr: 0.1%/min

SP: 40 (40.80)(e*d*10)

Sr: 0.2%/min

MP: 10 (10.20)(i*w*10)

Mr: 0.2%/min

Stats: 5

str: 1 (1.01)

end: 2 (2.02)

dex: 2 (2.02)

int: 1 (1.01)

wis:1 (1.01)

luc: 1 (1.01)

chr: 3 (3.06)

ntr: 3 (3.06)

skills

[Universal Handling]

lvl: MAX

"That crazy bastard actually did it, he drifted a fuckin horse" -random spectator

You can operate near any mode of transport

[Map]

lvl: MAX

"Hey Google where's the nearest Walmart" -most people apparently

You have a map. Wis and int affect your navigation ability.

[Repair]

lvl: 1/100

"A zip tie, duct tape, and a little glue this sonnavabich is as good as new" -redneck engineering expert

You can repair your mode of transport

[Upgrade]

lvl: 1/100

"I just wanted my oil changed now my Honda civic wants a divorce" -random customer

you can upgrade your mode of transport

[Effortless Advertising]

lvl: MAX

"Have you seen Chad's new car it's soooo hot" -random teen

You don't need to look for customers they just seem to find you. luck multiplied by 2 when it it comes to finding passengers.

[Floral Beauty]

lvl: 1/100

"Sometimes it's nice to just stop and smell the roses" -random traveler

Grants you a plus .01 chr multiplier per skill level.You can alter your coloration

[Elemental Affection]

lvl: 1/100

"We love you sis!" -elements

Grants various elemental utility and buff spells as it levels

Current spells

[Faere fire]

[Gaia's Aegis]

lvl: MAX

"You ain't touchin my baby" -Gaia

You, your mode of transport, and current passengers are immune to environmental effects

[Mother's Ire]

lvl: MAX

"Oh HELL nah you trying get MY baby. You bout ta get these hands" -Gaia

Enemy luc -75%

Enemy Elemental magic has a tendency to backfire

[Divine Spark]

lvl: 1/100

"A spark tended carefully grows larger than you can imagine" -Hestia

Grants a stat multiplier of 1.01 with plus .01 per skill level

[Nectar's Aroma]

lvl: 1/100

"I love the smell of vanilla, but I didn't have perfumes growing up, so I wore vanilla extract" -Evan Rachel Wood

Plus .01 ntr multiplier per skill level. You can alter your scent

Spell List:

[Faere fire]

lvl: MAX

"BURN HAHAHAH ASHES TO ASHES IT ALL BURNS DOWN!!! HEHEHE" -random fire fairy

Conjures fire sized for a three inch tall pyromancer. light a campfire or illuminate the area around you.

Range: 3ft

Dmg: 10/min

Cost: 1mp/min