Crazychickie4life: Kay all! I know that it's been a while since I've
updated but I have my reasons, anyway, I think I've made up for it for my
attempts at funny -ness (wonders if that is a word). In fact my insane
ideas have made myself even laugh.......I know crazy huh? Anyway, read on!!
P.S- I apologize in advance for any spelling or grammar errors made in this chapter, I really needed to update so I wrote as best as I could with only 3 hours of sleep last night! Pretty please forgive me! puts on sad puppy dog face.....come on you know it's irresistible!.......at least try to accept it! exasperated .....you guys make me sad pouts in a corner
Chapter 5:Warning! Tipsiness, Ricola and Barney don't mix!
"Wow this is great hot chocolate!" Hilde said happily as she sipped at her mug.
"Umm Hilde, that's spiked" said Duo
"Oh, I know" Hilde said as she tossed the hot chocolate, loaded with baley's into her already warm and fuzzy throat Hilde stared starry eyed out of the skiing lodge's restaurant window, murmuring something about jumping off the balcony and into the large snow pile underneath. Duo became partially scared that the alcohol was affecting her brain again.
"But you see, after you and your buddy over there decided to be-rid us of our ski instructor's I decided to fuzz up my mind so I won't focus on my anger so I can enjoy our day of skiing, before we go home and I kick your ass."
"Cheers to that" Relena said as she clunked her mug against Hilde's.
"Oh by the way hun, don't think you're left off the hook. But I do love you!" Relena said happily, a scary grin on her face and her eyes were closed and in a line (Japanese style like this— . But if you still have issues picturing it, I suggest you go to , enter the whole thing, click on the red button 'first time here' watch the cartoon, and then click on 'strongbad emails'. From there scroll down the list until you get to Japanese cartoon. It's funny, I promise!)
Heero almost backed away, scared for the first time in his life, scenarios played in his mind...what would she do to him?
"Watch out for kareoke .torture" Hilde advised. Heero gave her a confused look, which Hilde shrugged off and began reloading her mug with baley's. Relena soon followed after downing her mugful.
"Ummm girls, I think you should quit that." Duo said.
"NO!" the girls shouted angrily in unison. The guys instantly backed down and kept quiet as the girls finished their drinking and their insane laughing sessions.
By the time they had all made their way out of the lodge, girls insisting they weren't drunk, ski boots on, goggles, gloves, scarves and hats all in place, mother nature had decided to snow harder and the guys had suggested to the girls that they pack up and head home for the day, their gut instincts telling them to do so. But of course the girls firmly said that they were not going anywhere until they had skied the back of the mountain at least once that day, and of course they were still rambling on about how it would be safer if they had not fired their instructors. This of course, flared the guys anger, so they decided to take the girls on and prove that they were ten times better then the Swiss dorks and could navigate just as well. In other word's, their ego's had taken over their minds. But what they didn't realize was that a life changing experience lay in await for them as they made their way up the chair lift that would take them to the back portion of the mountain.
"Okay let's go....umm....that way!" Duo said, pointing to the trail on the right. The sign that signaled the level of skill necessary to go on it, was black with a diamond in the middle. They had all been so wrapped up in skiing that they hadn't even paid much attention to the signs. Right where they had come off, had a sign that read in English, which color meant what:
Green: easy Blue: moderate Black: difficult Black Diamond: Extremely difficult
They had chosen the hardest trail, and they realized it as soon as they began to ski and went flying down the first of many steep hills, that were literally 90 degrees. But of course, Relena and Hilde appeared to be having a blast, their lives in obvious danger due to their alcohol consumption , were completely factored out as they laughed while going down as if it were a fun ride at an amusement park.
"Wheeeeee!" cried Hilde as she just barely missed a tree.
"Teehee, this is like a roller coaster ride!" Relena called out as she jumped off of a large snow pile.
"Relena!" Heero shouted, truly scared for her life. But of course being the unskilled skier that he was, he couldn't catch up to her, and already he was going at break neck speed.
"Hilde!" Duo yelled at Hilde, the same thoughts spurred through his mind as Heero.
Finally, as if it were nothing difficult to do, Hilde and Relena stopped in unison at the top of an awaiting hill and whispered secretly to each other. Cautiously Heero and Duo approached them, scared that they would run off like animals again.
But of course, the girls were very tipsy and under heavy influence from the alcohol, and the guys had to wonder just how strong the Baley's had been, because they shrieked as loud as they could, nearly popping the guys ear drums, a simple word 'Ricola'. The word was so random, but completely deadly. After the girls collapsed onto the snow, they became oblivious to the sound of thunder. Well actually, it was far from thunder, Heero immediately recognized it as an avalanche, having at least researched some of the hazards on mountains prior to there excursion had taken place. He was secretly glad that he had for once listened to Sally Poe's insistent nagging to take precautions before the event took place.
Heero could see the fast moving pile of snow rushing in a wave the size of a tsunami down the mountain, coming closer to them by the second. Within seconds he had Relena in his arms and Duo trailing behind him with Hilde in his arms. The girls were still giggling insanely and it was slightly creeping Heero out. They skied as fast as possible down the hill, all the while Heero was keeping an eye out for a shelter of some sort that they could hide in until the wave of snow flew past them. There was no way they were going to make it to the bottom of the hill in time to get out of the oncoming disasters way.
Finally Heero spotted what appeared to be just a low cliff covered in snow, and Heero guessed it would be the best thing for safety until the avalanche passed over top of them. Throwing off his skies and Relena's, Duo followed suit with Hilde, the guys pulled the girls with them as far back into the base of the cliff as possible and they waited.
Relena and Hilde stared at each other and giggled, high fiving each other they both said at the same time "score!"
Heero was beginning to think that he would never allow Relena to touch a single drop of alcohol again in her life, the stupidity that the evil liquid brought to her body was too much for him to watch. "Is snow going to flop down?" Asked Hilde childishly as she latched herself onto Duo. Duo sent a quizzical look Heero's way and raised an eyebrow.
"Flop down?" he questioned.
"Yeah! Flop down. Like this!" She said and demonstrated by sitting on her knees and then shocking Duo by literally jumping onto his chest and bowling him over.
"I guess so" was his only response as the rumbling became louder and it was clear that within seconds the snow would blast over top of them.
Heero hoped that the rock shelter would be strong enough to withstand the blast of the strong snow, and he tugged Relena into his arms tighter, pushing her head so that it was pressed into his chest and shielded from any oncoming snow.
The snow eventually passed over top and thankfully, did not come to meet them underneath the rock cliff, but it did enclose them in from all sides, and the snow was a shade of ice blue and freezing cold to the touch.
"I'm cold!" complained Hilde
"Me too!" whined Relena
The guys didn't even hesitate to pull them as close as possible to their body heats and cuddle them in half amusement.
"Duo?" Hilde asked.
"Yeah babe?"
"I wuv you!" Hilde attacked Duo with wet sloppy kisses on the cheeks and Duo having enough of her childlike actions, stopped her and smothered her mouth with his, kissing her passionately, for a while forgetting the circumstances.
Although Hilde seemed to be care free and laid back in the situation while intoxicated by alcohol, the situation was having a completely different effect on Relena. She crawled to the snow blocking there way out and touched it cautiously, prodding it here and there. And then she began to attempt digging her way through the snowy walls. But of course, either she was just to weak to break through the snow, or it really was that strong, she couldn't even make a tiny hole in the wall and that obviously distressed her greatly, because the next thing she did was cry.
"I'm gonna die! We're trapped forever!" she sobbed miserably.
"Relena we're not going to die, I'm sure the snow will melt soon, and I'll even try to dig us out with Duo later" Heero assured her. But he himself was not quite certain if that was true or not, but he had to try and calm her nerves other wise she would possibly shut down emotionally.
"It's all Barney's fault!" she cried, while rocking herself back and forth.
"Barney?" he asked
"Mhhmmm. The big evil purple dinosaur with the green spots! He visited me in my dreams a while ago and he said....sob...he said that he was gonna trap me in a cage and feed me to a wild patch of furby's! This is the cage I just know it, and he's going to sick a furby on me soon!" The scary thing about her saying all that was that she actually sounded as if she truly believed it.
"Relena.....Barney is a t.v character and furby's are harmless children's toys that talk." Heero assured her. But Relena looked totally convinced that her theory was correct and her eyes widened.
"Heero, you work for Barney don't you!?" she sounded completely panicked.
"No, there is no Barney Relena!"
"That's what they all say!" she said in a very ghostly voice. Heero was officially scared for her mentality.
And with that, Relena moved herself to the other side of the Cliff where Duo and Hilde were obliviously sucking each other's faces off , a.k.a kissing like crazy, and rocked back and forth, chanting loudly over and over 'I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill Barney.....' all the while keeping an eye out on him just in case he decided to move.
Heero sighed heavily, this was going to be a long night, obviously they weren't going anywhere, and obviously the alcohol's effects would last until at least morning. Heero only hoped that Duo and Hilde would quit they're antics soon, or else he had a feeling that he would be traumatized for life by witnessing the two do a strip show right in front of him and Relena. So he set to work on his mission to pry the two apart.
Crazychickie4life: Well guys, I hope that you liked that chapter, it was full of random and stupidness, but that just makes it more of a comedy heh? Anywho go on and review or Barney will be visiting your dreams cough I mean nightmares cough tonight! -
P.S- I apologize in advance for any spelling or grammar errors made in this chapter, I really needed to update so I wrote as best as I could with only 3 hours of sleep last night! Pretty please forgive me! puts on sad puppy dog face.....come on you know it's irresistible!.......at least try to accept it! exasperated .....you guys make me sad pouts in a corner
Chapter 5:Warning! Tipsiness, Ricola and Barney don't mix!
"Wow this is great hot chocolate!" Hilde said happily as she sipped at her mug.
"Umm Hilde, that's spiked" said Duo
"Oh, I know" Hilde said as she tossed the hot chocolate, loaded with baley's into her already warm and fuzzy throat Hilde stared starry eyed out of the skiing lodge's restaurant window, murmuring something about jumping off the balcony and into the large snow pile underneath. Duo became partially scared that the alcohol was affecting her brain again.
"But you see, after you and your buddy over there decided to be-rid us of our ski instructor's I decided to fuzz up my mind so I won't focus on my anger so I can enjoy our day of skiing, before we go home and I kick your ass."
"Cheers to that" Relena said as she clunked her mug against Hilde's.
"Oh by the way hun, don't think you're left off the hook. But I do love you!" Relena said happily, a scary grin on her face and her eyes were closed and in a line (Japanese style like this— . But if you still have issues picturing it, I suggest you go to , enter the whole thing, click on the red button 'first time here' watch the cartoon, and then click on 'strongbad emails'. From there scroll down the list until you get to Japanese cartoon. It's funny, I promise!)
Heero almost backed away, scared for the first time in his life, scenarios played in his mind...what would she do to him?
"Watch out for kareoke .torture" Hilde advised. Heero gave her a confused look, which Hilde shrugged off and began reloading her mug with baley's. Relena soon followed after downing her mugful.
"Ummm girls, I think you should quit that." Duo said.
"NO!" the girls shouted angrily in unison. The guys instantly backed down and kept quiet as the girls finished their drinking and their insane laughing sessions.
By the time they had all made their way out of the lodge, girls insisting they weren't drunk, ski boots on, goggles, gloves, scarves and hats all in place, mother nature had decided to snow harder and the guys had suggested to the girls that they pack up and head home for the day, their gut instincts telling them to do so. But of course the girls firmly said that they were not going anywhere until they had skied the back of the mountain at least once that day, and of course they were still rambling on about how it would be safer if they had not fired their instructors. This of course, flared the guys anger, so they decided to take the girls on and prove that they were ten times better then the Swiss dorks and could navigate just as well. In other word's, their ego's had taken over their minds. But what they didn't realize was that a life changing experience lay in await for them as they made their way up the chair lift that would take them to the back portion of the mountain.
"Okay let's go....umm....that way!" Duo said, pointing to the trail on the right. The sign that signaled the level of skill necessary to go on it, was black with a diamond in the middle. They had all been so wrapped up in skiing that they hadn't even paid much attention to the signs. Right where they had come off, had a sign that read in English, which color meant what:
Green: easy Blue: moderate Black: difficult Black Diamond: Extremely difficult
They had chosen the hardest trail, and they realized it as soon as they began to ski and went flying down the first of many steep hills, that were literally 90 degrees. But of course, Relena and Hilde appeared to be having a blast, their lives in obvious danger due to their alcohol consumption , were completely factored out as they laughed while going down as if it were a fun ride at an amusement park.
"Wheeeeee!" cried Hilde as she just barely missed a tree.
"Teehee, this is like a roller coaster ride!" Relena called out as she jumped off of a large snow pile.
"Relena!" Heero shouted, truly scared for her life. But of course being the unskilled skier that he was, he couldn't catch up to her, and already he was going at break neck speed.
"Hilde!" Duo yelled at Hilde, the same thoughts spurred through his mind as Heero.
Finally, as if it were nothing difficult to do, Hilde and Relena stopped in unison at the top of an awaiting hill and whispered secretly to each other. Cautiously Heero and Duo approached them, scared that they would run off like animals again.
But of course, the girls were very tipsy and under heavy influence from the alcohol, and the guys had to wonder just how strong the Baley's had been, because they shrieked as loud as they could, nearly popping the guys ear drums, a simple word 'Ricola'. The word was so random, but completely deadly. After the girls collapsed onto the snow, they became oblivious to the sound of thunder. Well actually, it was far from thunder, Heero immediately recognized it as an avalanche, having at least researched some of the hazards on mountains prior to there excursion had taken place. He was secretly glad that he had for once listened to Sally Poe's insistent nagging to take precautions before the event took place.
Heero could see the fast moving pile of snow rushing in a wave the size of a tsunami down the mountain, coming closer to them by the second. Within seconds he had Relena in his arms and Duo trailing behind him with Hilde in his arms. The girls were still giggling insanely and it was slightly creeping Heero out. They skied as fast as possible down the hill, all the while Heero was keeping an eye out for a shelter of some sort that they could hide in until the wave of snow flew past them. There was no way they were going to make it to the bottom of the hill in time to get out of the oncoming disasters way.
Finally Heero spotted what appeared to be just a low cliff covered in snow, and Heero guessed it would be the best thing for safety until the avalanche passed over top of them. Throwing off his skies and Relena's, Duo followed suit with Hilde, the guys pulled the girls with them as far back into the base of the cliff as possible and they waited.
Relena and Hilde stared at each other and giggled, high fiving each other they both said at the same time "score!"
Heero was beginning to think that he would never allow Relena to touch a single drop of alcohol again in her life, the stupidity that the evil liquid brought to her body was too much for him to watch. "Is snow going to flop down?" Asked Hilde childishly as she latched herself onto Duo. Duo sent a quizzical look Heero's way and raised an eyebrow.
"Flop down?" he questioned.
"Yeah! Flop down. Like this!" She said and demonstrated by sitting on her knees and then shocking Duo by literally jumping onto his chest and bowling him over.
"I guess so" was his only response as the rumbling became louder and it was clear that within seconds the snow would blast over top of them.
Heero hoped that the rock shelter would be strong enough to withstand the blast of the strong snow, and he tugged Relena into his arms tighter, pushing her head so that it was pressed into his chest and shielded from any oncoming snow.
The snow eventually passed over top and thankfully, did not come to meet them underneath the rock cliff, but it did enclose them in from all sides, and the snow was a shade of ice blue and freezing cold to the touch.
"I'm cold!" complained Hilde
"Me too!" whined Relena
The guys didn't even hesitate to pull them as close as possible to their body heats and cuddle them in half amusement.
"Duo?" Hilde asked.
"Yeah babe?"
"I wuv you!" Hilde attacked Duo with wet sloppy kisses on the cheeks and Duo having enough of her childlike actions, stopped her and smothered her mouth with his, kissing her passionately, for a while forgetting the circumstances.
Although Hilde seemed to be care free and laid back in the situation while intoxicated by alcohol, the situation was having a completely different effect on Relena. She crawled to the snow blocking there way out and touched it cautiously, prodding it here and there. And then she began to attempt digging her way through the snowy walls. But of course, either she was just to weak to break through the snow, or it really was that strong, she couldn't even make a tiny hole in the wall and that obviously distressed her greatly, because the next thing she did was cry.
"I'm gonna die! We're trapped forever!" she sobbed miserably.
"Relena we're not going to die, I'm sure the snow will melt soon, and I'll even try to dig us out with Duo later" Heero assured her. But he himself was not quite certain if that was true or not, but he had to try and calm her nerves other wise she would possibly shut down emotionally.
"It's all Barney's fault!" she cried, while rocking herself back and forth.
"Barney?" he asked
"Mhhmmm. The big evil purple dinosaur with the green spots! He visited me in my dreams a while ago and he said....sob...he said that he was gonna trap me in a cage and feed me to a wild patch of furby's! This is the cage I just know it, and he's going to sick a furby on me soon!" The scary thing about her saying all that was that she actually sounded as if she truly believed it.
"Relena.....Barney is a t.v character and furby's are harmless children's toys that talk." Heero assured her. But Relena looked totally convinced that her theory was correct and her eyes widened.
"Heero, you work for Barney don't you!?" she sounded completely panicked.
"No, there is no Barney Relena!"
"That's what they all say!" she said in a very ghostly voice. Heero was officially scared for her mentality.
And with that, Relena moved herself to the other side of the Cliff where Duo and Hilde were obliviously sucking each other's faces off , a.k.a kissing like crazy, and rocked back and forth, chanting loudly over and over 'I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill Barney.....' all the while keeping an eye out on him just in case he decided to move.
Heero sighed heavily, this was going to be a long night, obviously they weren't going anywhere, and obviously the alcohol's effects would last until at least morning. Heero only hoped that Duo and Hilde would quit they're antics soon, or else he had a feeling that he would be traumatized for life by witnessing the two do a strip show right in front of him and Relena. So he set to work on his mission to pry the two apart.
Crazychickie4life: Well guys, I hope that you liked that chapter, it was full of random and stupidness, but that just makes it more of a comedy heh? Anywho go on and review or Barney will be visiting your dreams cough I mean nightmares cough tonight! -