Chapter 6: 1 kiss, 2 kiss, 3 kiss, floor!
Crazychickie4life:well guys, I can't believe I wrote this chapter. It's very interesting....it makes me laugh! BEWARE....craziness is coming your way.
P.S. I dedicate this chapter to my good friends Nahc-Oken and Yami Kitsune (names undisclosed). Heehee.....you probably didn't expect me to write something like this
Unfortunately Heero's attempts were fruitless. If he pried Hilde and Duo apart for an instant, and physically moved one to the other side of the cliffs shelter, the other would race over to the stolen one and pounce them. The lip locking went on again from there. Heero had given up at the 10th time, and instead of continuing the impossible , began building a wall made of snow to act as a barrier between the two love birds, and the delirious woman beside him, and himself.
Relena had finally passed out cold about half an hour before Heero was halfway done the wall of snow. She had continued to keep a close eye on him (still thinking he worked for Barney and was out to get her), and the events of the day finally caught up with her, the result was her slumped form on the snowy ground. And now finally with the final touches, the wall was almost complete (A.N. the cave is lacking height...mentioned it earlier but you might have forgotten. pulls out measuring stick It is approximately 1m and 15cm high 8-) ) Satisfied that for now the wall was good enough (he could just see the tops of Hilde and Duo's head), he decided to take a short break. Squatting over Relena, he noticed that she was shivering ever so slightly, so he lay next to her and gathered her into his arms. Squeezing her tight, he only hoped that it was enough to keep her warm. He would gladly offer her his own jacket if the circumstances were any different, but he was a mechanical thinker, and already knew that he would suffer great consequences if he were to let himself freeze. (A.k.a -(this is a Duo quip moment on Heero) Heero's worst fear is to get sick, and miss work. Apparently no one can do the job like he can, and it is unacceptable for someone to even dream of missing work, when work is your life. duo whispers to Hilde That guy needs a social life...or a girl.....end of whispering)
"Mmmm teddy bear" Relena said in a childish voice when she was wrapped in the warmth of Heero. Unconsciously, she curled her gloved fingers onto Heero's jacket, pulling him closer, but not to gently either. Then an unexpected thing happened, which creeped Heero out very much, Relena began nibbling on his jacket, as if she were a small child sucking on her blanket. Heero blushed, highly embarrassed, and began his job of prying Relena off of him, and in the process woke her up.
"I was having a good dream" she complained
"Relena.....you were sucking on my jacket..." Heero said, still too shocked.
"I did not!" retorted Relena
"Yeah....you actually did...." Heero pointed to the wet patch on his jacket.
Relena looked at it, examined it, and then turned her head abruptly.
"I would NEVER do something like that. What do you think I am, a baby?" Every inch of her voice told Heero she was unsure, but was attempting to cover it up with anger.
"Relena its okay, I don't mind" He assured her.
"I do NOT suck on peoples clothes!" she said in a dangerously low voice.
"Alright. I believe you" Heero said carefully.
"Damn straight" Relena replied.
"So how are you feeling now?" Heero asked.
"A little woozy, I had a lot to drink."
"Has your 'barney' moment passed?" Relena just gave him a questioning look. Heero sighed.
"Never mind, lets just make a pact here. Please, when we go skiing, don't ever get drunk again. In fact, it might be better if you never consume alcohol unless your safe and sound inside the mansion, or a friends house. Deal?"
"My head hurts right now, and I can't think straight, so I'll just say sure for now"
"So......why is there a wall of snow here? And where is Hilde and Duo?" As if on cue, the two came crashing through Heero's make-shift wall, much to his disappointment (he thought he had built it stronger).
"Things got a little hot and heavy over there, so I decided to block them out" Heero said simply.
Hilde and Duo, fortunately, were still fully clothed, but they had quite a bit of color in their cheeks and were panting, all signs pointed to the obvious.
"So how's the progress going....with getting us out that is?" Duo asked. Hilde still had the full effects of her alcohol consumption, and was giggling non stop.
"Hilde, could you please be quiet?" Relena asked while clutching at her head. Hilde stared at Relena, and broke out into an even louder fit of giggles, pointing at something over top of Relena's head. Relena only had enough time to look up before a pile of snow fell from the top of the already to small cliff, and landed on top of her, covering her in snow.
"Snowman!" called out Hilde while covering her mouth to hide her giggles...which unfortunately didn't work.
Relena glared at her, then began brushing off the snow. Then, without warning, she jumped Hilde and began punching her in the stomach (Relena can't hit hard, so Hilde barely feels a thing), while Hilde just laughed at her....fueling Relena's anger more.
"You....."
Punch
"Are..."
Punch
"A pain..."
Punch
"In my butt!"
punch
"Relena...I love you!" Hilde smiled
"ARGHHHH!" Relena screamed. "You drive me crazy!"
"Crazy in love?" Hilde asked, while crawling towards Relena slowly.
Both men looked at Hilde like she was insane.
"Heero help!" Relena yelped. Heero took that as a sign to jump in front of Relena and if necessary, fend off Hilde. The last thing he needed to add to this already mad ski trip, was for Hilde to molest Relena.
"Hilde honey, I thought you were straight" Duo said dumbly.
"Oh I am, but who says one can't be curious?" she said playfully while keeping her eyes on Relena, who was now cowering behind Heero.
"Duo control her!" Relena whimpered.
"Don't be shy Relena, I know you want me" Hilde said, moving closer by the second. "You innocent types are always the best. Your just too adorable!" Hilde giggled.
"Heero!" Relena clung onto the back of Heero's jacket.
"Don't worry Relena, I'll use force if I have to. She won't touch you" Heero said simply. Hilde seemed crazy enough to actually pull through with this stunt, so Heero was on edge.
"Isn't that cute? You have a protector! But can he give you the tenderness that you need?" Hilde asked. She was now centimeters away from Heero.
"Get away from her" Duo said while attempting to drag Hilde back. But it was no use, it was as if she were somehow magnetically attached to the ground. She wouldn't budge. Then quick as light, she went behind Heero and managed to push Relena on the ground so that she was sitting on top of her. Then, before the males could make a move, Hilde kissed Relena on the lips. Relena struggled, trying to get Hilde off of her, but Hilde was now pinning Relena's arms on the ground and had her full weight pressed on top of her. So Relena bit Hilde's lip. Hilde jumped back from the stinging pain, which gave Heero enough time to pull Relena away and cradle her in his arms.
Hilde looked at Relena and smiled.
"Wow, for an innocent you're a good kisser" She complimented.
"Heero.....now my head hurts more!"Complained Relena. Heero gave Hilde a death glare, which she smiled at and then made her way happily back over to a stunned Duo.
"Heero, have we found a way out yet?" Duo asked
"No, I was to busy trying to hide you two from view. And please, learn to keep her in check" Heero nodded towards Hilde. Duo nodded.
"Come on Hilde, let's go." Duo and Hilde returned to their previous spot, when the wall was being built.
Heero sat with his back facing towards Hilde and Duo, and placed Relena in his lap. Her head rested against his chest, and he wrapped his arms around her.
"I thought you would protect me from her" Relena said quietly
"She was fast Relena......I didn't think she could move like that". Heero said defensively (still mad at himself for letting her get past him).
"I know..." Relena sighed.
"Relena look at me" Heero asked. Relena tilted her head up so that she could see his face. Without another word, he claimed her lips in a passionate kiss.
"I can't stand anyone kissing you." He stated after they broke apart for air. "Even if it is your best friend that does it.
"I love you Heero" She assured him
"I love you too Relena".
A.N. Wow that was packed to the brim! Well I hope you guys liked that chapter, I'll update sooner! NO MORE SCHOOL YIPEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Note: For those of you who think that Hilde is Bisexual now, don't worry she is straight. She's just a little nutso crazy from the alcohol. But I thought that this chapter was pretty funny.
Crazychickie4life:well guys, I can't believe I wrote this chapter. It's very interesting....it makes me laugh! BEWARE....craziness is coming your way.
P.S. I dedicate this chapter to my good friends Nahc-Oken and Yami Kitsune (names undisclosed). Heehee.....you probably didn't expect me to write something like this
Unfortunately Heero's attempts were fruitless. If he pried Hilde and Duo apart for an instant, and physically moved one to the other side of the cliffs shelter, the other would race over to the stolen one and pounce them. The lip locking went on again from there. Heero had given up at the 10th time, and instead of continuing the impossible , began building a wall made of snow to act as a barrier between the two love birds, and the delirious woman beside him, and himself.
Relena had finally passed out cold about half an hour before Heero was halfway done the wall of snow. She had continued to keep a close eye on him (still thinking he worked for Barney and was out to get her), and the events of the day finally caught up with her, the result was her slumped form on the snowy ground. And now finally with the final touches, the wall was almost complete (A.N. the cave is lacking height...mentioned it earlier but you might have forgotten. pulls out measuring stick It is approximately 1m and 15cm high 8-) ) Satisfied that for now the wall was good enough (he could just see the tops of Hilde and Duo's head), he decided to take a short break. Squatting over Relena, he noticed that she was shivering ever so slightly, so he lay next to her and gathered her into his arms. Squeezing her tight, he only hoped that it was enough to keep her warm. He would gladly offer her his own jacket if the circumstances were any different, but he was a mechanical thinker, and already knew that he would suffer great consequences if he were to let himself freeze. (A.k.a -(this is a Duo quip moment on Heero) Heero's worst fear is to get sick, and miss work. Apparently no one can do the job like he can, and it is unacceptable for someone to even dream of missing work, when work is your life. duo whispers to Hilde That guy needs a social life...or a girl.....end of whispering)
"Mmmm teddy bear" Relena said in a childish voice when she was wrapped in the warmth of Heero. Unconsciously, she curled her gloved fingers onto Heero's jacket, pulling him closer, but not to gently either. Then an unexpected thing happened, which creeped Heero out very much, Relena began nibbling on his jacket, as if she were a small child sucking on her blanket. Heero blushed, highly embarrassed, and began his job of prying Relena off of him, and in the process woke her up.
"I was having a good dream" she complained
"Relena.....you were sucking on my jacket..." Heero said, still too shocked.
"I did not!" retorted Relena
"Yeah....you actually did...." Heero pointed to the wet patch on his jacket.
Relena looked at it, examined it, and then turned her head abruptly.
"I would NEVER do something like that. What do you think I am, a baby?" Every inch of her voice told Heero she was unsure, but was attempting to cover it up with anger.
"Relena its okay, I don't mind" He assured her.
"I do NOT suck on peoples clothes!" she said in a dangerously low voice.
"Alright. I believe you" Heero said carefully.
"Damn straight" Relena replied.
"So how are you feeling now?" Heero asked.
"A little woozy, I had a lot to drink."
"Has your 'barney' moment passed?" Relena just gave him a questioning look. Heero sighed.
"Never mind, lets just make a pact here. Please, when we go skiing, don't ever get drunk again. In fact, it might be better if you never consume alcohol unless your safe and sound inside the mansion, or a friends house. Deal?"
"My head hurts right now, and I can't think straight, so I'll just say sure for now"
"So......why is there a wall of snow here? And where is Hilde and Duo?" As if on cue, the two came crashing through Heero's make-shift wall, much to his disappointment (he thought he had built it stronger).
"Things got a little hot and heavy over there, so I decided to block them out" Heero said simply.
Hilde and Duo, fortunately, were still fully clothed, but they had quite a bit of color in their cheeks and were panting, all signs pointed to the obvious.
"So how's the progress going....with getting us out that is?" Duo asked. Hilde still had the full effects of her alcohol consumption, and was giggling non stop.
"Hilde, could you please be quiet?" Relena asked while clutching at her head. Hilde stared at Relena, and broke out into an even louder fit of giggles, pointing at something over top of Relena's head. Relena only had enough time to look up before a pile of snow fell from the top of the already to small cliff, and landed on top of her, covering her in snow.
"Snowman!" called out Hilde while covering her mouth to hide her giggles...which unfortunately didn't work.
Relena glared at her, then began brushing off the snow. Then, without warning, she jumped Hilde and began punching her in the stomach (Relena can't hit hard, so Hilde barely feels a thing), while Hilde just laughed at her....fueling Relena's anger more.
"You....."
Punch
"Are..."
Punch
"A pain..."
Punch
"In my butt!"
punch
"Relena...I love you!" Hilde smiled
"ARGHHHH!" Relena screamed. "You drive me crazy!"
"Crazy in love?" Hilde asked, while crawling towards Relena slowly.
Both men looked at Hilde like she was insane.
"Heero help!" Relena yelped. Heero took that as a sign to jump in front of Relena and if necessary, fend off Hilde. The last thing he needed to add to this already mad ski trip, was for Hilde to molest Relena.
"Hilde honey, I thought you were straight" Duo said dumbly.
"Oh I am, but who says one can't be curious?" she said playfully while keeping her eyes on Relena, who was now cowering behind Heero.
"Duo control her!" Relena whimpered.
"Don't be shy Relena, I know you want me" Hilde said, moving closer by the second. "You innocent types are always the best. Your just too adorable!" Hilde giggled.
"Heero!" Relena clung onto the back of Heero's jacket.
"Don't worry Relena, I'll use force if I have to. She won't touch you" Heero said simply. Hilde seemed crazy enough to actually pull through with this stunt, so Heero was on edge.
"Isn't that cute? You have a protector! But can he give you the tenderness that you need?" Hilde asked. She was now centimeters away from Heero.
"Get away from her" Duo said while attempting to drag Hilde back. But it was no use, it was as if she were somehow magnetically attached to the ground. She wouldn't budge. Then quick as light, she went behind Heero and managed to push Relena on the ground so that she was sitting on top of her. Then, before the males could make a move, Hilde kissed Relena on the lips. Relena struggled, trying to get Hilde off of her, but Hilde was now pinning Relena's arms on the ground and had her full weight pressed on top of her. So Relena bit Hilde's lip. Hilde jumped back from the stinging pain, which gave Heero enough time to pull Relena away and cradle her in his arms.
Hilde looked at Relena and smiled.
"Wow, for an innocent you're a good kisser" She complimented.
"Heero.....now my head hurts more!"Complained Relena. Heero gave Hilde a death glare, which she smiled at and then made her way happily back over to a stunned Duo.
"Heero, have we found a way out yet?" Duo asked
"No, I was to busy trying to hide you two from view. And please, learn to keep her in check" Heero nodded towards Hilde. Duo nodded.
"Come on Hilde, let's go." Duo and Hilde returned to their previous spot, when the wall was being built.
Heero sat with his back facing towards Hilde and Duo, and placed Relena in his lap. Her head rested against his chest, and he wrapped his arms around her.
"I thought you would protect me from her" Relena said quietly
"She was fast Relena......I didn't think she could move like that". Heero said defensively (still mad at himself for letting her get past him).
"I know..." Relena sighed.
"Relena look at me" Heero asked. Relena tilted her head up so that she could see his face. Without another word, he claimed her lips in a passionate kiss.
"I can't stand anyone kissing you." He stated after they broke apart for air. "Even if it is your best friend that does it.
"I love you Heero" She assured him
"I love you too Relena".
A.N. Wow that was packed to the brim! Well I hope you guys liked that chapter, I'll update sooner! NO MORE SCHOOL YIPEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Note: For those of you who think that Hilde is Bisexual now, don't worry she is straight. She's just a little nutso crazy from the alcohol. But I thought that this chapter was pretty funny.