When Two Become One
Chapter 2 - Desperately Seeking Cosmo?
[Timmy is sitting at his computer listening to Cosmo. He looks very bored.]
Cosmo: .....and that is why you should ALWAYS wear shoes on your bicycle! Are you writing this down? It's gold!
Timmy: (excitedly) Wow, Cosmo! That was the most interesting story I've ever heard! Thanks for helping me with my report.....EVEN THOUGH THAT STORY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH VOLCANOES!
Cosmo: Oh, volacanoes! I thought you said "A short biography of Cosmo's life".
Timmy: (quietly) I wish Wanda was here. She would help me with my report.
Cosmo: (horrified) DID YOU SAY THE 'W' WORD?!!
Timmy: Um...no.
Cosmo: Good enough for me! So, a few years after my cycling days ended, I won the 67th Annual SandCastle Contest....
[Timmy bangs his head against the table.]
Timmy: [to himself] I hope Wanda is enjoying herself...
....
[Wanda is floating through Fairy World Mall, armed with shopping bags.]
Wanda: Wow! Time to myself! I can't believe it! I can actually buy shoes, perfume and other girly stuff without Cosmo complaining! I don't miss him at all!
[At that moment, Wanda flies past a Cheese Shop. She winces.]
Wanda: Maybe I should get him some cheese, he'd like that....Oh wait, I would need him to pick out his favourite! He has very specific taste in cheese! Forget it. Anyway, I still don't miss him.
[Wanda flies past a shop with white shirts and black ties in the window.]
Wanda: I'm not even thinking about him!
[She passes a sign than says "HUGE SALE ON GREEN WIGS! EVERYBODY LOVES GREEN HAIR!"]
Wanda: Still not thinking about him.
[She passes a shop and notices a Cosmo doll in the window, it's exactly like her husband.]
Wanda: Huh?!
[She notices the sign above says "FAIRY GODPARENT BEANIE BABIES, COLLECT THEM ALL! DON'T THEY JUST REMIND YOU OF YOUR HUSBAND?"]
Wanda: (deadpan) You've got to be kidding me.
[She carries on flying through Fairy World Mall.]
Wanda: OK. I admit it, I miss him. It's only been an hour! Man, I'm pathetic! C'mon Wanda, don't give up this easily! OH HEY! CHOCOLATE!
[She happily floats over to the chocolate store.]
Wanda: (smiling) Who's Cosmo?
...
[Back to Timmy's room.]
Cosmo: I AM HAVING THE MOST FUN, EVER!
[Cosmo has turned all the furniture inflatable and made the floor a trampoline, he and Timmy are bouncing around the room excitedly.]
Timmy: Yeah! This was a great idea Cosmo, volacanoes...later, bouncy....NOW!
[Timmy does a range of little flips, Cosmo holds up the number 7.5, in competition fashion.]
Timmy: 7.5!!?? No way! THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL! Fine, you do better!
[Cosmo does an impressive display of somersaults and flips, extending them with his flying. He sticks his tongue out teasingly as Timmy frowns.]
Timmy: Well sure, flying is only a SMALL advantage.
Cosmo: Weeeeeeeeeee! This is great! No Wanda means no nagging, means we can do whatever we want!
Timmy: Don't you miss her?
Cosmo: (innocently) Miss who?
[Timmy narrows his eyes.]
Timmy: (stern) Cosmo.
Cosmo: Cosmo? Of course I don't miss Cosmo, I AM COSMO!
[Timmy quickly moves some on the inflatable furniture Cosmo is balancing on. Cosmo slips and falls onto the bouncy floor. Timmy stands next to Cosmo, jumping as hard as he can. A helpless Cosmo bounces up and down, limbs flopping around like a ragdoll.]
Cosmo: AGGHH! GODPARENT ABUSE! GODPARENT ABUSE! There should be a helpline for this kinda stuff!
Timmy: Do you miss her?!
Cosmo: Aghhh!
Timmy: Do you miss her?!
Cosmo: I'm getting dizzy!
Timmy: DO....YOU....MISS...HER?!
Cosmo: FINE! I'LL TELL YOU! JUST....STOP BOUNCING!
[Timmy comes to a halt. Cosmo floats up, adjusting his crown.]
Cosmo: Well -
[Suddenly there is a large poof, Cosmo disappears into thin air. In his place, Wanda appears, biting into a big piece of chocolate cake.]
Wanda: [through mouthful of cake.] Ohh, my shift already?
....
Chapter 2 - Desperately Seeking Cosmo?
[Timmy is sitting at his computer listening to Cosmo. He looks very bored.]
Cosmo: .....and that is why you should ALWAYS wear shoes on your bicycle! Are you writing this down? It's gold!
Timmy: (excitedly) Wow, Cosmo! That was the most interesting story I've ever heard! Thanks for helping me with my report.....EVEN THOUGH THAT STORY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH VOLCANOES!
Cosmo: Oh, volacanoes! I thought you said "A short biography of Cosmo's life".
Timmy: (quietly) I wish Wanda was here. She would help me with my report.
Cosmo: (horrified) DID YOU SAY THE 'W' WORD?!!
Timmy: Um...no.
Cosmo: Good enough for me! So, a few years after my cycling days ended, I won the 67th Annual SandCastle Contest....
[Timmy bangs his head against the table.]
Timmy: [to himself] I hope Wanda is enjoying herself...
....
[Wanda is floating through Fairy World Mall, armed with shopping bags.]
Wanda: Wow! Time to myself! I can't believe it! I can actually buy shoes, perfume and other girly stuff without Cosmo complaining! I don't miss him at all!
[At that moment, Wanda flies past a Cheese Shop. She winces.]
Wanda: Maybe I should get him some cheese, he'd like that....Oh wait, I would need him to pick out his favourite! He has very specific taste in cheese! Forget it. Anyway, I still don't miss him.
[Wanda flies past a shop with white shirts and black ties in the window.]
Wanda: I'm not even thinking about him!
[She passes a sign than says "HUGE SALE ON GREEN WIGS! EVERYBODY LOVES GREEN HAIR!"]
Wanda: Still not thinking about him.
[She passes a shop and notices a Cosmo doll in the window, it's exactly like her husband.]
Wanda: Huh?!
[She notices the sign above says "FAIRY GODPARENT BEANIE BABIES, COLLECT THEM ALL! DON'T THEY JUST REMIND YOU OF YOUR HUSBAND?"]
Wanda: (deadpan) You've got to be kidding me.
[She carries on flying through Fairy World Mall.]
Wanda: OK. I admit it, I miss him. It's only been an hour! Man, I'm pathetic! C'mon Wanda, don't give up this easily! OH HEY! CHOCOLATE!
[She happily floats over to the chocolate store.]
Wanda: (smiling) Who's Cosmo?
...
[Back to Timmy's room.]
Cosmo: I AM HAVING THE MOST FUN, EVER!
[Cosmo has turned all the furniture inflatable and made the floor a trampoline, he and Timmy are bouncing around the room excitedly.]
Timmy: Yeah! This was a great idea Cosmo, volacanoes...later, bouncy....NOW!
[Timmy does a range of little flips, Cosmo holds up the number 7.5, in competition fashion.]
Timmy: 7.5!!?? No way! THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL! Fine, you do better!
[Cosmo does an impressive display of somersaults and flips, extending them with his flying. He sticks his tongue out teasingly as Timmy frowns.]
Timmy: Well sure, flying is only a SMALL advantage.
Cosmo: Weeeeeeeeeee! This is great! No Wanda means no nagging, means we can do whatever we want!
Timmy: Don't you miss her?
Cosmo: (innocently) Miss who?
[Timmy narrows his eyes.]
Timmy: (stern) Cosmo.
Cosmo: Cosmo? Of course I don't miss Cosmo, I AM COSMO!
[Timmy quickly moves some on the inflatable furniture Cosmo is balancing on. Cosmo slips and falls onto the bouncy floor. Timmy stands next to Cosmo, jumping as hard as he can. A helpless Cosmo bounces up and down, limbs flopping around like a ragdoll.]
Cosmo: AGGHH! GODPARENT ABUSE! GODPARENT ABUSE! There should be a helpline for this kinda stuff!
Timmy: Do you miss her?!
Cosmo: Aghhh!
Timmy: Do you miss her?!
Cosmo: I'm getting dizzy!
Timmy: DO....YOU....MISS...HER?!
Cosmo: FINE! I'LL TELL YOU! JUST....STOP BOUNCING!
[Timmy comes to a halt. Cosmo floats up, adjusting his crown.]
Cosmo: Well -
[Suddenly there is a large poof, Cosmo disappears into thin air. In his place, Wanda appears, biting into a big piece of chocolate cake.]
Wanda: [through mouthful of cake.] Ohh, my shift already?
....