When Two Become One
Chapter 3 - What's A Wanda?
[Timmy sits at his desk scribbling away as Wanda explains something to him.]
Wanda: ....and that's how volacanoes are formed!
Timmy: [pleased] Wow, Wanda! I never knew it was that easy!
Wanda: Well yeah, Timmy! When you break down the information, it's quite easy to take in!
Timmy: Uh huh! I bet that 45 minutes you spent teaching me to spelt "volcano" just flew by for you!
Wanda: (deadpan) Yeah. Flew by.
Timmy: I finished my report! This is awesome! I can't remember the last time I actually did homework and..[thinks for a second]...actually I can't remember the last time I did homework...
[Timmy adds the finishing touches to his report as Wanda whistles casually. She pretends to look at her nails.]
Wanda: [attempting to be casual] So, Timmy....Did you have fun with Cosmo?
Timmy: Uh huh.
[Wanda looks up at the ceiling innocently, avoiding eye contact.]
Wanda: Did Cosmo....I dunno [shrugs]....mention me, by any chance?
[She goes back to her nails but her eyes flicker to Timmy ever so often, observing his reactions.]
Timmy: [not looking up from his report] Uh...no...not really.
[Wanda's eyes widen in a second of surprise, but they are quickly narrowed angrily. She only just manages to keep her cool.]
Wanda: [slightly annoyed] Oh...so he doesn't...erm..you know....miss me?
Timmy: [still writing] Didn't say.
[Wanda fiddles with her wand angrily.]
Wanda: Are you sure?
Timmy: [nods] Uh huh.
[Wanda looks hurt for a second, before she narrows her eyes and her expression becomes a frown.]
Wanda: I see.
[Wanda poofs in the Cosmo beanie baby and pierces it with her wand.]
Wanda: Wait 'til I see him...
[Timmy, oblivious to Wanda's anger towards Cosmo, slams his book shut and holds up the report proudly.]
Timmy: (smiling) HOMEWORK DONE!
Wanda: Not so fast.
Timmy: What? The report is finished! NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! WOOOOOOO VIDEOGAMES!
Wanda: Don't you have some math to aswell?
Timmy: Um...yeah, I think I have some fractions and stuff, but that's not due 'til next THURSDAY!
Wanda: So? What's the harm in getting a head start?
Timmy: But...but...
Wanda: I don't want buts! I want math homework!
[Timmy sighs and pulls out his Math book, opening it to the correct page.]
Timmy: [To Himself] I hope Cosmo is enjoying himself....
...
[Fairy World. Cosmo is whizzing through the streets excitedly, singing his own song to the tune of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star".]
Cosmo: (singing) Cosmo, Cosmo is my name! No more Wanda causing pain! Up in Fairy World so high, this song is too hard to rhyme! Yeah Cosmo, Cosmo is my name! NO MORE WANDA CAUSING PAIN!
[Cosmo applauds his own songwriting skills.]
Cosmo: OK...So I am having me time, time for just me, me and only me. I am completely by myself...being me. 100% Me, me and ONLY me. ME.
[Silence.]
Cosmo: I'M SO LONELY! I WANT MY WANDA!
[He watches fairies pass him.]
Cosmo: (amazed) Oh my gosh! That dog is wearing a HAT! A REAL HAT! WOW! Wanda look, it's -
[He stops, turns.]
Cosmo: Wanda?
[The realisation slowly sinks in.]
Cosmo: (sadly) Oh....yeah. I forgot.
[Cosmo floats through the streets, head down. He passes another fairy.]
Cosmo: Will you be my Wanda?
Random Fairy: What's a Wanda? A wrestling move?!
Cosmo: [smiles to himself] Sometimes.
[Cosmo carries on floating, he passes a cotton candy stand.]
Cosmo: Nearly everything reminds me of her!
[He passes a sign that reads 40% OFF ON ALL YELLOW T-SHIRTS AND BLACK PANTS!]
Cosmo: I know what you're doing....
[He passes a WANTED sign for Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda.]
Cosmo: This better stop.....
[Finally he passes an Italian Restaurant called Beautiful Wand-ah!]
Cosmo: WELL THAT'S JUST CRUEL!
....
[dramatic voice] Will Cosmo and Wanda be reunited? Will Wanda ever get to see the dog in a hat? Will Timmy ever get to play video games? And What kind of name for a restaurant is Beautiful Wand-ah? Find out, in the next exciting chapter of When Two Become One!
Ohh and just for fun, SING-A-LONG!
To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle...
Cosmo, Cosmo is my name!
No more Wanda causing pain!
Up in Fairy World so high,
this song is too hard to rhyme!
Chapter 3 - What's A Wanda?
[Timmy sits at his desk scribbling away as Wanda explains something to him.]
Wanda: ....and that's how volacanoes are formed!
Timmy: [pleased] Wow, Wanda! I never knew it was that easy!
Wanda: Well yeah, Timmy! When you break down the information, it's quite easy to take in!
Timmy: Uh huh! I bet that 45 minutes you spent teaching me to spelt "volcano" just flew by for you!
Wanda: (deadpan) Yeah. Flew by.
Timmy: I finished my report! This is awesome! I can't remember the last time I actually did homework and..[thinks for a second]...actually I can't remember the last time I did homework...
[Timmy adds the finishing touches to his report as Wanda whistles casually. She pretends to look at her nails.]
Wanda: [attempting to be casual] So, Timmy....Did you have fun with Cosmo?
Timmy: Uh huh.
[Wanda looks up at the ceiling innocently, avoiding eye contact.]
Wanda: Did Cosmo....I dunno [shrugs]....mention me, by any chance?
[She goes back to her nails but her eyes flicker to Timmy ever so often, observing his reactions.]
Timmy: [not looking up from his report] Uh...no...not really.
[Wanda's eyes widen in a second of surprise, but they are quickly narrowed angrily. She only just manages to keep her cool.]
Wanda: [slightly annoyed] Oh...so he doesn't...erm..you know....miss me?
Timmy: [still writing] Didn't say.
[Wanda fiddles with her wand angrily.]
Wanda: Are you sure?
Timmy: [nods] Uh huh.
[Wanda looks hurt for a second, before she narrows her eyes and her expression becomes a frown.]
Wanda: I see.
[Wanda poofs in the Cosmo beanie baby and pierces it with her wand.]
Wanda: Wait 'til I see him...
[Timmy, oblivious to Wanda's anger towards Cosmo, slams his book shut and holds up the report proudly.]
Timmy: (smiling) HOMEWORK DONE!
Wanda: Not so fast.
Timmy: What? The report is finished! NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! WOOOOOOO VIDEOGAMES!
Wanda: Don't you have some math to aswell?
Timmy: Um...yeah, I think I have some fractions and stuff, but that's not due 'til next THURSDAY!
Wanda: So? What's the harm in getting a head start?
Timmy: But...but...
Wanda: I don't want buts! I want math homework!
[Timmy sighs and pulls out his Math book, opening it to the correct page.]
Timmy: [To Himself] I hope Cosmo is enjoying himself....
...
[Fairy World. Cosmo is whizzing through the streets excitedly, singing his own song to the tune of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star".]
Cosmo: (singing) Cosmo, Cosmo is my name! No more Wanda causing pain! Up in Fairy World so high, this song is too hard to rhyme! Yeah Cosmo, Cosmo is my name! NO MORE WANDA CAUSING PAIN!
[Cosmo applauds his own songwriting skills.]
Cosmo: OK...So I am having me time, time for just me, me and only me. I am completely by myself...being me. 100% Me, me and ONLY me. ME.
[Silence.]
Cosmo: I'M SO LONELY! I WANT MY WANDA!
[He watches fairies pass him.]
Cosmo: (amazed) Oh my gosh! That dog is wearing a HAT! A REAL HAT! WOW! Wanda look, it's -
[He stops, turns.]
Cosmo: Wanda?
[The realisation slowly sinks in.]
Cosmo: (sadly) Oh....yeah. I forgot.
[Cosmo floats through the streets, head down. He passes another fairy.]
Cosmo: Will you be my Wanda?
Random Fairy: What's a Wanda? A wrestling move?!
Cosmo: [smiles to himself] Sometimes.
[Cosmo carries on floating, he passes a cotton candy stand.]
Cosmo: Nearly everything reminds me of her!
[He passes a sign that reads 40% OFF ON ALL YELLOW T-SHIRTS AND BLACK PANTS!]
Cosmo: I know what you're doing....
[He passes a WANTED sign for Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda.]
Cosmo: This better stop.....
[Finally he passes an Italian Restaurant called Beautiful Wand-ah!]
Cosmo: WELL THAT'S JUST CRUEL!
....
[dramatic voice] Will Cosmo and Wanda be reunited? Will Wanda ever get to see the dog in a hat? Will Timmy ever get to play video games? And What kind of name for a restaurant is Beautiful Wand-ah? Find out, in the next exciting chapter of When Two Become One!
Ohh and just for fun, SING-A-LONG!
To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle...
Cosmo, Cosmo is my name!
No more Wanda causing pain!
Up in Fairy World so high,
this song is too hard to rhyme!