DISCLAIMER: I don't own the FOP characters! They are all Butch Hartman's creations. This story is just a fun, non-profit fanfiction by a stupid teenager with too much free time.
When Two Become One
WARNING: THIS CHAPTER IS SO CUTE AND FLUFFY, YOU MAY BE SICK AFTER READING.
Sorry about that guys, I appear to have uploaded chapters from another story last time! All is fixed now! Please continue! Thanks for giving this story another look, though!
Chapter 4 - The Return Of The Latino Love God
[Timmy is at his desk, surrounded by endless books and sheets of paper. He's frowning.]
Timmy: (annoyed) WANDA! I've had enough! I've done all my homework 'til like the 8th grade! I'M NOT DOING ANYMORE!
[Timmy folds her arms and looks to Wanda. Her eyes widen and she bites her lower lip, ashamed.]
Wanda: (weakly) Oh, Timmy. I'm sorry. I just wanted you to do well in school so you can live a happy, successful life. I was just looking out for you, but I guess if you don't want to...
[Wanda looks like she's about to cry. Timmy unfolds his arms and sighs in frustration.]
Timmy: MAN! Do you and Cosmo practice that miserable look or something? I hate it! [defeated sigh] OK, Wanda. What's next?
Wanda: [suddenly smiling] Oh Timmy, you've worked so hard. Maybe you deserve a break.
[Timmy smiles hopefully.]
Wanda: Carry on with your history paper, I'm going to get you some cake from fairy world! Keep studying!
[She poofs out. Timmy sighs and crashes his head onto the table.]
Timmy: This totally sucks. I love being with Cosmo 'cos he always knows how to have fun and always has great games, but I never get anything done with him. With Wanda, she ALWAYS helps me with my homework and stuff and is really patient with me, but it's just work work work. They're so much better as a team! I can't go on much longer like this!
[He doodles mindlessly on a nearby bit of paper.]
Timmy: If only I could convince them to end this dumb seperation thing, then they could get back to what's more important....ME! I mean...[clears throat] I could selflessly help them get back together and if their happiness means more wishes...then so be it!
...
[Wanda is in Fairy World, choosing a cake in the bakery. Who should also be in the bakery, huge muscles and jet black hair...yes! It's...Wandisimo Magnifico!! He notices her, and dashes over. Wanda has her back to him.]
Wandisimo: (thrilled) Wanda! My bonita!
[Wanda bolts upright. She knows exactly who's behind her. She rolls her eyes before slowly turning around.]
Wanda: (bored) Hello, Wandisimo.
[Wandisimo grabs her hand and kisses it passionately, after a quick movement he whips her into his arms and dips her, tango style.]
Wandisimo: Can it be? My BEAUTIFUL Wanda, here, with me, and all my sexiness! What brings you to this bakery of love? Sugar for my sugar perhaps?
[He laughs deeply at his own joke. Wanda casually climbs out of his arms and rolls her eyes, continuing to look at cakes.]
Wanda: Well I'm actually getting some fairy cake for my God child, Timmy. [narrows eyes] You remember Timmy, Wandisimo? You nearly made Cosmo and I lose him after you told your God child about the stupid magic duel.
[Wandisimo dramatically puts his hand to his forehead and poses, the shirt ripping off his body. He drops to his knees.]
Wandisimo: [melodramatically] Ahhh, my love, FORGIIIIVE ME! I was so, how do you say, foolish, and I will spend eternity regretting my mistake! FORGIVE ME, WANDA, FORGIVE MEEEEEEEE!
[He poses again, shirt rips off...again. More posing, more pouting. This continues for a while, ignored by Wanda. Suddenly, he stops.]
Wandisimo: [looks around] Wait...wait...Wanda, my love, where is, [growls] 'he'..where is....My rival for your sweet love.....[hisses] Cosmo?
[Wanda looks awkward for a second. Hesitating, she avoids eye contact with Wandisimo and frowns at the memory of the past conversation with Timmy. Wandisimo drops onto his knees and grabs her hand.]
Wanda: [pulling her hand away.] Well...actually, Cosmo and I are kinda.....seperated at the moment. [quickly] It's just an experiment though.
[Wandisimo jumps to his feet.]
Wandisimo: [excitedly] Can it be???! After all these tortured years of waiting...and waiting...and [dramatic pause]...waiting. Can my Wanda finally be....[pauses] free?
Wanda: Well, actually...
[Wandisimo whips Wanda into his arms once more, he puts his face by hers and silences her with a single finger, softly touching her lips. Wanda looks confused.]
Wandisimo: NO! My love, DO NOT SPEAK! For it will ruin this glorious moment. Just enjoy the silence. Isn't this romantic, my dear? We are re-lighting our passionate flame of love amongst the fairy cake and hungry customers.
Nearby Female Fairy: How romantic! [Jabs her boyfriend in the side] Why are you not as romantic as that??!
[Wandisimo dips Wanda even lower. He makes intense eye contact.]
Wandisimo: It is like one of my ROMANTIC, SEXY dreams, come to life. (passionately) Now, my love, kiss me.
[He leans in to kiss Wanda, but she finally pulls herself together and jumps out of his embrace, delievering a fierce slap to his face.]
Wandisimo: [screams] AGGGGHHH!!!!!! My beautiful cheek! [He whips out a mirror] Hmm...no damage it would seem. I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED! Wanda how could you? We are in love! LOVE! As hurt as I am....I LOVE WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY...So emotional...so....PASSIONATE!
[Wanda frowns and dusts herself down.]
Wanda: (fuming) How dare you! I'M A MARRIED FAIRY! OK, so my husband drives me crazy at times! He can be loud, stupid, oblivious and he can irritate me 'til the elves come home...but...but..I miss him! I may feel suffocated at times, but I love having Cosmo at my side! He's funny and kind, and he makes me happy! I love being with him, it's never dull. I love doing everything with him, whether it be helping Timmy or just hanging out...we even blink at the same time...and...and..
[Wanda trails off as she realises what she is saying.]
Wanda: (softly)....and..I love him. [smiles] And I wouldn't want it any other way.
[Wandisimo looks up from his mirror.]
Wandisimo: (casually) Oh, my love. I apologise. Did you say something? I was distracted by my overwhelming beauty.....
Wanda: [beaming] I gotta go find Cosmo! Thanks Wandisimo, you made me realise how much I love him!
[She poofs out. Wandisimo is left standing alone, silent for a few minutes.]
Wandisimo: Ah, she is so in love with me, it's hard to watch.
[He whips out his mirror, and poses once more.]
Wandisimo: Ah, well can't blame a woman for having great taste.
....
[We meet Cosmo sitting in the street. His head is down and he's fiddling with his wand miserably. The infamous dog in a hat wanders past once more.]
Cosmo: That dog is taunting me! He knows Wanda isn't here, AND HE'S TAUNTING ME!
[Cosmo kicks a stone.]
Cosmo: You know if I were smart enough to know any big words, I'd probably have a big monologue right now about how much I love Wanda and how much I miss her. Unfortunately, I'm not the sharpest lightbulb in the pencil box.
[He sighs and rests his chin in his hands.]
Cosmo: I miss her. I miss her more than....than...um...I just miss her. It's as simple as that. I love her like a....like..a....like a bunch of fancy metaphors.
Wanda: I love you like a bunch of fancy metaphors too.
Cosmo: Wanda?
[Cosmo turns around to see Wanda floating behind him. They both smile warmly, but the smiles become exchange sheepish glances, the insults they exchanged are still fresh in their minds.]
Cosmo: How long have you been there?
Wanda: [shrugs] Just a little while.
[She floats next to him. Both are silent for a few minutes, avoiding eye contact.]
Wanda: I've been married to you for about 10,000 years, but I'm still nervous around you right now. [giggles nervously] Stupid huh?
Cosmo: Not that stupid.
[They exchange quick smiles.]
Cosmo: Wanda I - I didn't mean to -
Wanda: Cosmo, I just -
Cosmo: - I didn't know why -
Wanda: - I didn't mean -
Cosmo: - No, it's OK -
Wanda: [shouts] WILL YOU JUST LET ME FINISH YOU SILLY LITTLE MAN??!!
[There is silence, before both fairies explode with laughter.]
Cosmo: Oh Wanda, I missed you!
Wanda: I missed you too, pudding!
Cosmo: I didn't mean all that stuff about -
[Wanda interrupts him with a quick kiss on the cheek. He smiles warmly at her, knowing they're fine again.]
Wanda: There's someone that I love very much and was stupid to fight with, because he may drive me crazy at times but I still wanna be with all the time, 'cos he's my best friend, I love him very much.
Cosmo: [hurt] Wait! You said you loved ME! Who is this guy? Is it Wandisimo? Ohh I would give him a piece of my mind but I can't really afford to give any pieces of my mind away! Grrrrr!
Wanda: Cosmo. That guy is YOU!
[Cosmo is quiet for a second.]
Cosmo: Oh. OK.
[The fairies embrace.]
Wanda: Ohh sometimes I love to fight with you, just for the making up part.
[Suddenly, Cosmo's dream comes true.]
Cosmo: (excitedly) WANDA! LOOK! [points] IT'S A DOG IN A HAT! HOW COOL! ISN'T THAT THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING EVER?
[Wanda looks, her expression turns into a confused frown.]
Wanda: Cosmo, sweetie, that's a cat with freakishly wide ears.
Cosmo: It is?
[He looks again.]
Cosmo: IT IS! HOW COOL! ISN'T THAT THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING EVER?
Wanda: (chuckling) Yeah...that's pretty awesome....[thinks] Wait, if you're here, and I'm here, who's watching Timmy???
[Cosmo counts he and Wanda then counts on his fingers. A few seconds later...]
Cosmo: You're right! Both of us are here!
Wanda: Will you accompany me to earth, Cosmo?
Cosmo: You bet, baby!
[The fairies poof out, hand in hand.]
When Two Become One
WARNING: THIS CHAPTER IS SO CUTE AND FLUFFY, YOU MAY BE SICK AFTER READING.
Sorry about that guys, I appear to have uploaded chapters from another story last time! All is fixed now! Please continue! Thanks for giving this story another look, though!
Chapter 4 - The Return Of The Latino Love God
[Timmy is at his desk, surrounded by endless books and sheets of paper. He's frowning.]
Timmy: (annoyed) WANDA! I've had enough! I've done all my homework 'til like the 8th grade! I'M NOT DOING ANYMORE!
[Timmy folds her arms and looks to Wanda. Her eyes widen and she bites her lower lip, ashamed.]
Wanda: (weakly) Oh, Timmy. I'm sorry. I just wanted you to do well in school so you can live a happy, successful life. I was just looking out for you, but I guess if you don't want to...
[Wanda looks like she's about to cry. Timmy unfolds his arms and sighs in frustration.]
Timmy: MAN! Do you and Cosmo practice that miserable look or something? I hate it! [defeated sigh] OK, Wanda. What's next?
Wanda: [suddenly smiling] Oh Timmy, you've worked so hard. Maybe you deserve a break.
[Timmy smiles hopefully.]
Wanda: Carry on with your history paper, I'm going to get you some cake from fairy world! Keep studying!
[She poofs out. Timmy sighs and crashes his head onto the table.]
Timmy: This totally sucks. I love being with Cosmo 'cos he always knows how to have fun and always has great games, but I never get anything done with him. With Wanda, she ALWAYS helps me with my homework and stuff and is really patient with me, but it's just work work work. They're so much better as a team! I can't go on much longer like this!
[He doodles mindlessly on a nearby bit of paper.]
Timmy: If only I could convince them to end this dumb seperation thing, then they could get back to what's more important....ME! I mean...[clears throat] I could selflessly help them get back together and if their happiness means more wishes...then so be it!
...
[Wanda is in Fairy World, choosing a cake in the bakery. Who should also be in the bakery, huge muscles and jet black hair...yes! It's...Wandisimo Magnifico!! He notices her, and dashes over. Wanda has her back to him.]
Wandisimo: (thrilled) Wanda! My bonita!
[Wanda bolts upright. She knows exactly who's behind her. She rolls her eyes before slowly turning around.]
Wanda: (bored) Hello, Wandisimo.
[Wandisimo grabs her hand and kisses it passionately, after a quick movement he whips her into his arms and dips her, tango style.]
Wandisimo: Can it be? My BEAUTIFUL Wanda, here, with me, and all my sexiness! What brings you to this bakery of love? Sugar for my sugar perhaps?
[He laughs deeply at his own joke. Wanda casually climbs out of his arms and rolls her eyes, continuing to look at cakes.]
Wanda: Well I'm actually getting some fairy cake for my God child, Timmy. [narrows eyes] You remember Timmy, Wandisimo? You nearly made Cosmo and I lose him after you told your God child about the stupid magic duel.
[Wandisimo dramatically puts his hand to his forehead and poses, the shirt ripping off his body. He drops to his knees.]
Wandisimo: [melodramatically] Ahhh, my love, FORGIIIIVE ME! I was so, how do you say, foolish, and I will spend eternity regretting my mistake! FORGIVE ME, WANDA, FORGIVE MEEEEEEEE!
[He poses again, shirt rips off...again. More posing, more pouting. This continues for a while, ignored by Wanda. Suddenly, he stops.]
Wandisimo: [looks around] Wait...wait...Wanda, my love, where is, [growls] 'he'..where is....My rival for your sweet love.....[hisses] Cosmo?
[Wanda looks awkward for a second. Hesitating, she avoids eye contact with Wandisimo and frowns at the memory of the past conversation with Timmy. Wandisimo drops onto his knees and grabs her hand.]
Wanda: [pulling her hand away.] Well...actually, Cosmo and I are kinda.....seperated at the moment. [quickly] It's just an experiment though.
[Wandisimo jumps to his feet.]
Wandisimo: [excitedly] Can it be???! After all these tortured years of waiting...and waiting...and [dramatic pause]...waiting. Can my Wanda finally be....[pauses] free?
Wanda: Well, actually...
[Wandisimo whips Wanda into his arms once more, he puts his face by hers and silences her with a single finger, softly touching her lips. Wanda looks confused.]
Wandisimo: NO! My love, DO NOT SPEAK! For it will ruin this glorious moment. Just enjoy the silence. Isn't this romantic, my dear? We are re-lighting our passionate flame of love amongst the fairy cake and hungry customers.
Nearby Female Fairy: How romantic! [Jabs her boyfriend in the side] Why are you not as romantic as that??!
[Wandisimo dips Wanda even lower. He makes intense eye contact.]
Wandisimo: It is like one of my ROMANTIC, SEXY dreams, come to life. (passionately) Now, my love, kiss me.
[He leans in to kiss Wanda, but she finally pulls herself together and jumps out of his embrace, delievering a fierce slap to his face.]
Wandisimo: [screams] AGGGGHHH!!!!!! My beautiful cheek! [He whips out a mirror] Hmm...no damage it would seem. I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED! Wanda how could you? We are in love! LOVE! As hurt as I am....I LOVE WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY...So emotional...so....PASSIONATE!
[Wanda frowns and dusts herself down.]
Wanda: (fuming) How dare you! I'M A MARRIED FAIRY! OK, so my husband drives me crazy at times! He can be loud, stupid, oblivious and he can irritate me 'til the elves come home...but...but..I miss him! I may feel suffocated at times, but I love having Cosmo at my side! He's funny and kind, and he makes me happy! I love being with him, it's never dull. I love doing everything with him, whether it be helping Timmy or just hanging out...we even blink at the same time...and...and..
[Wanda trails off as she realises what she is saying.]
Wanda: (softly)....and..I love him. [smiles] And I wouldn't want it any other way.
[Wandisimo looks up from his mirror.]
Wandisimo: (casually) Oh, my love. I apologise. Did you say something? I was distracted by my overwhelming beauty.....
Wanda: [beaming] I gotta go find Cosmo! Thanks Wandisimo, you made me realise how much I love him!
[She poofs out. Wandisimo is left standing alone, silent for a few minutes.]
Wandisimo: Ah, she is so in love with me, it's hard to watch.
[He whips out his mirror, and poses once more.]
Wandisimo: Ah, well can't blame a woman for having great taste.
....
[We meet Cosmo sitting in the street. His head is down and he's fiddling with his wand miserably. The infamous dog in a hat wanders past once more.]
Cosmo: That dog is taunting me! He knows Wanda isn't here, AND HE'S TAUNTING ME!
[Cosmo kicks a stone.]
Cosmo: You know if I were smart enough to know any big words, I'd probably have a big monologue right now about how much I love Wanda and how much I miss her. Unfortunately, I'm not the sharpest lightbulb in the pencil box.
[He sighs and rests his chin in his hands.]
Cosmo: I miss her. I miss her more than....than...um...I just miss her. It's as simple as that. I love her like a....like..a....like a bunch of fancy metaphors.
Wanda: I love you like a bunch of fancy metaphors too.
Cosmo: Wanda?
[Cosmo turns around to see Wanda floating behind him. They both smile warmly, but the smiles become exchange sheepish glances, the insults they exchanged are still fresh in their minds.]
Cosmo: How long have you been there?
Wanda: [shrugs] Just a little while.
[She floats next to him. Both are silent for a few minutes, avoiding eye contact.]
Wanda: I've been married to you for about 10,000 years, but I'm still nervous around you right now. [giggles nervously] Stupid huh?
Cosmo: Not that stupid.
[They exchange quick smiles.]
Cosmo: Wanda I - I didn't mean to -
Wanda: Cosmo, I just -
Cosmo: - I didn't know why -
Wanda: - I didn't mean -
Cosmo: - No, it's OK -
Wanda: [shouts] WILL YOU JUST LET ME FINISH YOU SILLY LITTLE MAN??!!
[There is silence, before both fairies explode with laughter.]
Cosmo: Oh Wanda, I missed you!
Wanda: I missed you too, pudding!
Cosmo: I didn't mean all that stuff about -
[Wanda interrupts him with a quick kiss on the cheek. He smiles warmly at her, knowing they're fine again.]
Wanda: There's someone that I love very much and was stupid to fight with, because he may drive me crazy at times but I still wanna be with all the time, 'cos he's my best friend, I love him very much.
Cosmo: [hurt] Wait! You said you loved ME! Who is this guy? Is it Wandisimo? Ohh I would give him a piece of my mind but I can't really afford to give any pieces of my mind away! Grrrrr!
Wanda: Cosmo. That guy is YOU!
[Cosmo is quiet for a second.]
Cosmo: Oh. OK.
[The fairies embrace.]
Wanda: Ohh sometimes I love to fight with you, just for the making up part.
[Suddenly, Cosmo's dream comes true.]
Cosmo: (excitedly) WANDA! LOOK! [points] IT'S A DOG IN A HAT! HOW COOL! ISN'T THAT THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING EVER?
[Wanda looks, her expression turns into a confused frown.]
Wanda: Cosmo, sweetie, that's a cat with freakishly wide ears.
Cosmo: It is?
[He looks again.]
Cosmo: IT IS! HOW COOL! ISN'T THAT THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING EVER?
Wanda: (chuckling) Yeah...that's pretty awesome....[thinks] Wait, if you're here, and I'm here, who's watching Timmy???
[Cosmo counts he and Wanda then counts on his fingers. A few seconds later...]
Cosmo: You're right! Both of us are here!
Wanda: Will you accompany me to earth, Cosmo?
Cosmo: You bet, baby!
[The fairies poof out, hand in hand.]