"Okay, my last chapter had the periods all messed up and stuff. I'm too lazy to go back and fix that. Anyway,

I do not own Animal Crossing. Only the game. Thank you.

And now the second chapter (it's longer than the first! Yay!)"



Katie: I like my new chair. Oh, I've gotta go back to Nook. * walks back to his store *

Nook: Okay, here's your next job. Deliver this apple to Bubbles.

Katie: I just went there.

Nook: And?

Katie: You could of told me to deliver it then.

Nook: Oh well. Just take this to Bubbles.

Katie: Fine. * takes apple and leaves * I need to bury this apple. * buries apple in ground near her house * There. That should do it. * tree sapling pops up * Okay. That was odd. Oh well.

Katie: * skips back to Nook * Delivered!

Nook: Are you sure you're done? Because I'm pretty sure that you still need to think about what you did to poor old Cube.

Katie: ? What?

Nook: Are you done delivering that apple?

Katie: Yes, I've already said that!

Nook: Okay. Well, go write a letter to Bubbles.

Katie: Why all this Bubbles stuff?

Nook: I don't know.

Katie: Is it because she has a picture of you inside her house?

Nook: No. Anyway, hurry up!

Katie: Okay, whatever. * walks out *

Katie: Now to write the letter.

Bubbles, This is a letter from Katie. Nook said I have to write you. So there. I'm done. Katie

Katie: * walks back in * Done!

Nook: Okay! Go mail it!

Katie: Why don't you?

Nook: Because I'm very busy.

Katie: Doing what?

Nook: Making you do stuff! Now hop to it!

Katie: * walks outside and throws letter away *

Nook: Done already?

Katie: Yep!

Nook: Okay, then go all around town and meet people.

Katie: Okay. * walks around town *

BEFORE you read anymore, I just want to say that the story pretty much makes no sense anyway, and it'll be getting stranger, too. If you like that, then keep going. (

Katie comes across a sheep.

Eunice: I'm Eunice.

Katie: Yeah, I saw your name on the computer.

Eunice: Huh?

Katie: Nevermind.

Eunice: Am I supposed to say lambchop?

Katie: I wouldn't know.

Eunice: I know.

Katie: Know what?

Eunice: That I know that you wouldn't know that I know.

Katie: Huh?

Eunice: Are you stupid, lambchop? It was simple to understand.

Katie: * pushes Eunice in a pitfall that's just lying about * Haha!

Eunice: I can't believe I fell for this childish trick! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out!

Katie: Hehe. * walks to the next house *

Cube: Hello, d-d-dude. My name is Cube, d-d-dude.

Katie: D-d-dude?

Cube: Yup.

Katie: * looks Cube over * You sure look different than the others.

Cube: Yup. Thank you.

Katie: The other animals in this town are ugly, but you are by far the ugliest!

Cube: * looks shocked * I never!

Katie: Never what? Never heard the truth about you?

Cube: That is so mean!

Katie: I know it's so mean that nobody tells you the truth around here! Sheesh. * walks off to the next house *

Katie: * comes across a cat * Who are you?

Purrl: Purrl.

Katie: Ah. Okay. Whatever.

Purrl: Who are you?

Katie: Melissa.

Purrl: Katie isn't as good of a name as mine.

Katie: My name is Melissa.

Purrl: I heard that Katrina is coming here in a little while.

Katie: Don't care.

Purrl: WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST SHUT UP, KITTEN!

Katie: Yes, you kitten. You should. * walks off to next house *

Katie: * spots an ugly pink mouse walking around * Ew, you're ugly.

Candi: What, sweetie?

Katie: And stupid.

Candi: Huh?

Katie: I hate you!

Candi: What?

Katie: Can you hear me?

Candi: No.

Katie: Okay, good. * walks off to the last house *

Spork: Who are you, snork?

Katie: No, my name is not snork.

Spork: Sure it is!

Katie: No, it's not.

Spork: Then what is your name?

Katie: Melissa.

Spork: Okay, Melissa.

Katie: * amazed * You actually listened to me?

Spork: No.

Katie: Oh.

Spork: Let's be friends!

Katie: Uh, okay. Whatever.

Spork: Let's play a game.

Katie: Fine.

Spork: Pick left or right.

Katie: Left.

Spork: Oh, you have to buy my Imperial Tile for 3000 Bells!

Katie: !!!!

Spork: Oh, wait, you don't have enough, snork.

Katie: Yes, I do. I have a whole lot of Bells!

Spork: I guess I'll just have to give you this Imperial Tile. Thanks for playing!

Katie: That was odd. Oh well. * walks off to Police Station *

Officer Copper: Who are you?

Katie: Melissa.

Copper: Yes, I've heard of you, Katie, and I also hear that you say that your name is Melissa.

Katie: It's the name I want to have.

Copper: The Police Station has a lost and found, many exciting things, blahblahblah, Katrina's coming in a few days, blahblahblah.

Katie: Who's Katrina?

Copper: A cat.

Katie: Well, thanks for nothing.

Copper: Welcome!

Katie: * runs off to Wishing Well * Are you the mayor?

Tortimer: Yep.

Katie: Okay.

Tortimer: Who do you respect most, your grandma, grandpa, mom, or dad?

Katie: Well, my grandpa.

Tortimer: Why?

Katie: He wanted to name me Melissa.

Tortimer: Riiiight.

Katie: * runs to Museum and talks to Blathers *

Blathers: ZZZZ

Katie: Whatever. * runs back to Nook's store *

Nook: Did you already meet everybody?

Katie: No duh.

Nook: Okay. Now you get 1 more Bell off of your mortgage.

Katie: You better take off more than that.

Nook: Okay! * the mortgage is payed off * There you are!

Katie: That was sweet.

Nook: Now you can have a larger house! But you will have to pay me back through the Post Office because you aren't working for me anymore!

Katie: Good.

Nook: Bye!

Katie: Okay, whatever.

"Did anybody like it? I hope so. Katie's next adventure will be with Mr. Resetti! ("