Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.
K.H.: This will be my first humor fic for Inuyasha & my second one I've ever written. Inuyasha will meet certain little characters or strange contraptions. I guess we'll start with something evil & go with Elmo first. I actually drew a comic for this one... which everyone I had shown liked & someone even wanted a photocopy of it. Don't ask how this fic even happened or the reason behind it, I have no clue how it happened either.
WARNING- This chapter is NOT for Elmo lovers!!!
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((Before what happened in my comic...))
Inuyasha walked around in feudal Japan, staying near the village. Kagome & the rest of the gang were at Kaede's for the moment. His little walk was cut short when Sesshoumaru shows up & begins a fight with him, drawing the attention of everyone else (since Kirara had sensed the danger).
"I have found a way to claim the Tetsusaiga dear brother," Sesshoumaru remarks without a trace of emotion in his voice.
"Yeah right! I know as well as you do that you can't touch the sword!" Inuyasha shouts while coming at his brother with his weapon, "Besides, you have Tokijin, why do you want the Tetsusaiga you greedy idiot???"
Sesshoumaru cocks an eyebrow & draws Tokijin, "There's a certain spell I can use, not that it is any of your business Inuyasha. And Tokijin is a powerful sword, indeed, but I would like to strip you of your pride & your heirloom."
During their fight, Sesshoumaru uses Tokijin's power to knock Inuyasha away & the hanyou crashes headfirst into a boulder. After the dust clears, they can see that Inuyasha has somehow disappeared into thin air & the Tetsusaiga lying on the ground, untransformed. Sesshoumaru's eyes widen slightly, until he notices a strange mist hovering around where his brother had laid.
He narrows his eyes a bit, "Hmm..."
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Inuyasha drowsily opens his eyes to see a strangely colored box that looked like a 4 year old had colored it. He perks his ears up when he hears singing, very awful singing at that. Who in hell was high enough to sing that?
((Now here's where we get into the comic, but with some more detail.))
"La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, Elmo's World!"
The singing had stopped & was replaced by talking, "Hi kids! My name is Elmo!"
The hanyou silently gets to his feet & creeps up behind the strange red fuzzy thing & eyes it strangely, thinking, ~What the hell... is THAT???~
Elmo continues smiling at the camera, not noticing the half-demon behind him, "Today, we will sing with Elmo! But first, let's play peek-a-boo!"
At this time, Inuyasha's stomach gives a very soft growl & he looks around for something to eat. He glances around & sees a fishbowl sitting on top of a mishapen piano with a plump goldfish...
Elmo covers his eyes, "Where's Elmo?"
Inuyasha sneaks over behind the piano (which is behind Elmo) & eyes Dorothy (the goldfish) hungrily...
Elmo's hands fly from his eyes, "Here's Elmo! Now, let's play peek-a-boo with Dorothy!"
Elmo turns around to find Dorothy missing from her tank & jumps with his arms in the air, "Aah! Where's Dorothy???"
Meanwhile, Inuyasha was hiding out behind the piano, munching on the goldfish known as Dorothy. *munch* *munch*
Elmo covers his eyes again, panicking a little, "Uh... Dorothy is just playing hide-and-seek. Let's count to three & open our eyes."
Inuyasha hops quietly up onto the piano & deposits something into the fishbowl before hiding again.
"1... 2... 3..."
Elmo (and the *kids*) open their eyes to see a fish skeleton floating in the middle of the tank, "AAH! DOROTHY!"
Elmo covers his eyes & frowns while facing the camera, "No... Dorothy..."
Inuyasha stands up & rests an arm on the piano, ~How lame...~
He narrows his eyes & hops over the piano, "You're cryin' over a stupid fish???"
Elmo looks up at him, mildly surprised, "Dorothy was Elmo's best friend..."
"You're best friend is a fish...?" Inuyasha asks angrily while clenching his fists, leaning a little towards Elmo, ~Stupid gay lil' fag...~
Suddenly, Inuyasha hears a distorted voice that sounds like someone shouting through a long tunnel, //"Inuyasha! If you can hear me, Sesshoumaru stole your sword!"\\
One of Inuyasha's eyes begin twitching, "W-WHAT???"
Between the threat of Sesshoumaru to both him & his friends & this strange creature before him, he felt very threatened. This triggered his transformation.
He growls, his eyes now a blood red & blue color, "That bastard will die!"
He glances down at Elmo, remembering the pathetic *thing*, "I have no time for you, stupid freak of nature."
He rips Elmo to shreds with his longer claws & throws one of the fag's legs off to the side before running off, "Later gaylord!"
K.H.: This will be my first humor fic for Inuyasha & my second one I've ever written. Inuyasha will meet certain little characters or strange contraptions. I guess we'll start with something evil & go with Elmo first. I actually drew a comic for this one... which everyone I had shown liked & someone even wanted a photocopy of it. Don't ask how this fic even happened or the reason behind it, I have no clue how it happened either.
WARNING- This chapter is NOT for Elmo lovers!!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
((Before what happened in my comic...))
Inuyasha walked around in feudal Japan, staying near the village. Kagome & the rest of the gang were at Kaede's for the moment. His little walk was cut short when Sesshoumaru shows up & begins a fight with him, drawing the attention of everyone else (since Kirara had sensed the danger).
"I have found a way to claim the Tetsusaiga dear brother," Sesshoumaru remarks without a trace of emotion in his voice.
"Yeah right! I know as well as you do that you can't touch the sword!" Inuyasha shouts while coming at his brother with his weapon, "Besides, you have Tokijin, why do you want the Tetsusaiga you greedy idiot???"
Sesshoumaru cocks an eyebrow & draws Tokijin, "There's a certain spell I can use, not that it is any of your business Inuyasha. And Tokijin is a powerful sword, indeed, but I would like to strip you of your pride & your heirloom."
During their fight, Sesshoumaru uses Tokijin's power to knock Inuyasha away & the hanyou crashes headfirst into a boulder. After the dust clears, they can see that Inuyasha has somehow disappeared into thin air & the Tetsusaiga lying on the ground, untransformed. Sesshoumaru's eyes widen slightly, until he notices a strange mist hovering around where his brother had laid.
He narrows his eyes a bit, "Hmm..."
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Inuyasha drowsily opens his eyes to see a strangely colored box that looked like a 4 year old had colored it. He perks his ears up when he hears singing, very awful singing at that. Who in hell was high enough to sing that?
((Now here's where we get into the comic, but with some more detail.))
"La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, Elmo's World!"
The singing had stopped & was replaced by talking, "Hi kids! My name is Elmo!"
The hanyou silently gets to his feet & creeps up behind the strange red fuzzy thing & eyes it strangely, thinking, ~What the hell... is THAT???~
Elmo continues smiling at the camera, not noticing the half-demon behind him, "Today, we will sing with Elmo! But first, let's play peek-a-boo!"
At this time, Inuyasha's stomach gives a very soft growl & he looks around for something to eat. He glances around & sees a fishbowl sitting on top of a mishapen piano with a plump goldfish...
Elmo covers his eyes, "Where's Elmo?"
Inuyasha sneaks over behind the piano (which is behind Elmo) & eyes Dorothy (the goldfish) hungrily...
Elmo's hands fly from his eyes, "Here's Elmo! Now, let's play peek-a-boo with Dorothy!"
Elmo turns around to find Dorothy missing from her tank & jumps with his arms in the air, "Aah! Where's Dorothy???"
Meanwhile, Inuyasha was hiding out behind the piano, munching on the goldfish known as Dorothy. *munch* *munch*
Elmo covers his eyes again, panicking a little, "Uh... Dorothy is just playing hide-and-seek. Let's count to three & open our eyes."
Inuyasha hops quietly up onto the piano & deposits something into the fishbowl before hiding again.
"1... 2... 3..."
Elmo (and the *kids*) open their eyes to see a fish skeleton floating in the middle of the tank, "AAH! DOROTHY!"
Elmo covers his eyes & frowns while facing the camera, "No... Dorothy..."
Inuyasha stands up & rests an arm on the piano, ~How lame...~
He narrows his eyes & hops over the piano, "You're cryin' over a stupid fish???"
Elmo looks up at him, mildly surprised, "Dorothy was Elmo's best friend..."
"You're best friend is a fish...?" Inuyasha asks angrily while clenching his fists, leaning a little towards Elmo, ~Stupid gay lil' fag...~
Suddenly, Inuyasha hears a distorted voice that sounds like someone shouting through a long tunnel, //"Inuyasha! If you can hear me, Sesshoumaru stole your sword!"\\
One of Inuyasha's eyes begin twitching, "W-WHAT???"
Between the threat of Sesshoumaru to both him & his friends & this strange creature before him, he felt very threatened. This triggered his transformation.
He growls, his eyes now a blood red & blue color, "That bastard will die!"
He glances down at Elmo, remembering the pathetic *thing*, "I have no time for you, stupid freak of nature."
He rips Elmo to shreds with his longer claws & throws one of the fag's legs off to the side before running off, "Later gaylord!"