Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.
K.H.: The first chapter was weird & pretty lame. The comic I made was a lot funnier. As for this chapter, this is my *poof* chapter. This just suddenly came into my head in the middle of a conversation with one of my friends over a Furby. We thought, "Hey, why not have Inuyasha meet a Furby?" Now it's happening. 'Oughta be interesting. I think. Yep. *is whacked over the head by her friend*
F.H.: "Stop with the one-to-two word sentences punta!" (Punta- Spanish for bitch)
K.H.: "Shut up baka onna." (baka onna- Japanese for foolish woman)
F.H.: "Stupido cabeza." (HER version of 'stupid head' in spanish)
K.H.: "Forget you."
F.H.: "I'm WELL forgotten, thank you very much so you can just blow it out yer hole!!!"
K.H.: "... I would go call you my usual list of names, but we have other people here. I've got to keep this PG-13 rated ya know?"
F.H.: *mutters on* "Blow it OUT yer hole, blow it THROUGH yer hole, blow it UP yer hole, blow it DOWN yer hole...-"
K.H. *knocks her out with a baseball bat* "Sorry 'bout that everyone! We took up a lot of space. I better get to writing now..."
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After an anonymous vote, Inuyasha was forced to go through the well to bring back Kagome. He grunts & jumps down into the Bone Eater's well, "Stupid morons, think they can boss me around... feh!"
He leaps out on the other end & sniffs the air, "Kagome hasn't been here recently. The stupid girl is probably back at her house taking a nap or something."
The hanyou exits the well house & speeds towards her home. He leaps up into the window to her bedroom & glances around before opening the shutters. A note that was slipped between them flutters to the ground & he picks it up so he can read it.
|| Inuyasha, I know this is probably you reading this note. Nice to see that you have finally come to get me, but I'm out at a party. You'll have to drag me back tomorrow! Later! ~Kagome ||
His eye twitches out of anger, especially when he saw the smiley face she drew with an abnormally large grin. He crumples up the note, drops it on the floor, and stomps on it with his foot, "Stupid wench!"
-Cock-a-doodle doo! Hehehe!-
He jumps & quickly glances around for the source of the noise. It sounded like Shippo, but it sounded somewhat more annoying than the kitsune cub, if that was possible.
Inuyasha mistook it for a demon & growled, "Demon, show yourself!"
-Me hungry!-
"Well, you ain't gonna be eating me. Now where the hell are you???" Inuyasha shouts, still glancing around the room.
-Oooo, too loud!-
Inuyasha notices something that looked like one of those gremlin things he had seen before somewhere. It stared at him, which ticked him off, "What the hell are you? You better stop staring before I gouge your eyes out."
-Hehehe! *snort*-
"You think that's funny? Sick bastard," Inuyasha glared at the *thing* before moving towards it.
Curiousity overcame him & he poked & prodded the creature. The strange demon-thing just laughed & Inuyasha tilted his head out of confusion at first. He stuck his finger inside of the creature's mouth only to receive a response like the thing was eating his finger!
He yanked his finger out & snarled at the freak of nature sitting before him, "Damn you! You were trying to bite my finger off!"
-Yummmm!-
"Oh, my finger tasted good to you huh? How about my fist???"
-Whoopee! *fart* Whoops! Hehe!-
"I'll 'whoops' ya!" Inuyasha shouts before grabbing the 'fart' & shakes him wildly.
He stops & glares at it, "Now what do you have to say?"
-Screw you!-
The hanyou's eyes widen for a moment before they narrow again, "Oh, now you're talking some trashy language."
He shakes the thing some more...
-Asshole!-
-Yo momma!-
-Go to Hell!-
-You smell like poo!-
-All your base are belong to me!-
-DIE BASTARD!!!-
"INUYASHA!!!"
He stops at the sound of his name & glances back to see Kagome standing in the doorway, glaring at him.
One canine ear flicks to the side & he stares at her, completely ignoring the malfunctioning demon in his hands, "K-Kagome...?"
She points at the demon in his arms & then points to the table, "Put it back."
He puts it back just as the creature thing makes a loud screeching noise & then a noise that sounded like static.
He looks back at her & recognizes the look she's giving him. Oh boy, had he done something wrong!
"Inuyasha, SIT!!!!"
He falls facedown onto her bedroom floor, "Oof! Ugh..."
He lifts himself up off of the ground & glares up at her while on his hands & knees, "Why are you defending that demon Kagome??? That thing's POSSESSED & it needs to be killed!"
"Demon?" she asks confusedly, "That's not a demon, it's a Furby."
"A what?"
"A Furby!"
"What the hell is a 'Furby'?"
Kagome sighs, "It's something that someone thought up. It's basically a computerized pet & you can play around with it a bit. It can speak 2 languages, but I never thought that it could say those bad words. That Furby is almost as bad as you Inuyasha."
Inuyasha scowls, "And just what is that supposed to mean?"
She smiles slightly, "Oh, nothing. Anyway, did you come to get me & drag me back to the feudal era?"
He sits up & crosses his arms, glancing off to the side, "Yeah, why else would I come get you? Everybody started whining for me to come & get you, so I did."
She rolls her eyes a bit, knowing very well that he had missed her at least a little bit to come & get her, "Whatever you say Inuyasha, I'll get packed right now & then we can leave."
She turns to go get her bag & Inuyasha edges closer to the 'Furby' as Kagome called it.
"Inuyasha, don't touch the Furby. You've given the poor thing enough brain damage as it is," she says while packing her things, her back turned towards him.
He sneers & waits impatiently on the edge of the bed. While watching the Furby, he could almost swear that the Furby looked at him & winked, "Uh... the thing just winked at me Kagome."
"You're losing it."
"No I'm not! It just... forget it. Just forget it."
After packing, she climbs onto his back & they jump out of her window, heading back towards the well. Meanwhile, back in the room, the Furby's eyes glow red & it grins evilly.
-Hehe... until next time...- *fart* -Aw man! I blew a hole in my battery cover!-
K.H.: The first chapter was weird & pretty lame. The comic I made was a lot funnier. As for this chapter, this is my *poof* chapter. This just suddenly came into my head in the middle of a conversation with one of my friends over a Furby. We thought, "Hey, why not have Inuyasha meet a Furby?" Now it's happening. 'Oughta be interesting. I think. Yep. *is whacked over the head by her friend*
F.H.: "Stop with the one-to-two word sentences punta!" (Punta- Spanish for bitch)
K.H.: "Shut up baka onna." (baka onna- Japanese for foolish woman)
F.H.: "Stupido cabeza." (HER version of 'stupid head' in spanish)
K.H.: "Forget you."
F.H.: "I'm WELL forgotten, thank you very much so you can just blow it out yer hole!!!"
K.H.: "... I would go call you my usual list of names, but we have other people here. I've got to keep this PG-13 rated ya know?"
F.H.: *mutters on* "Blow it OUT yer hole, blow it THROUGH yer hole, blow it UP yer hole, blow it DOWN yer hole...-"
K.H. *knocks her out with a baseball bat* "Sorry 'bout that everyone! We took up a lot of space. I better get to writing now..."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
After an anonymous vote, Inuyasha was forced to go through the well to bring back Kagome. He grunts & jumps down into the Bone Eater's well, "Stupid morons, think they can boss me around... feh!"
He leaps out on the other end & sniffs the air, "Kagome hasn't been here recently. The stupid girl is probably back at her house taking a nap or something."
The hanyou exits the well house & speeds towards her home. He leaps up into the window to her bedroom & glances around before opening the shutters. A note that was slipped between them flutters to the ground & he picks it up so he can read it.
|| Inuyasha, I know this is probably you reading this note. Nice to see that you have finally come to get me, but I'm out at a party. You'll have to drag me back tomorrow! Later! ~Kagome ||
His eye twitches out of anger, especially when he saw the smiley face she drew with an abnormally large grin. He crumples up the note, drops it on the floor, and stomps on it with his foot, "Stupid wench!"
-Cock-a-doodle doo! Hehehe!-
He jumps & quickly glances around for the source of the noise. It sounded like Shippo, but it sounded somewhat more annoying than the kitsune cub, if that was possible.
Inuyasha mistook it for a demon & growled, "Demon, show yourself!"
-Me hungry!-
"Well, you ain't gonna be eating me. Now where the hell are you???" Inuyasha shouts, still glancing around the room.
-Oooo, too loud!-
Inuyasha notices something that looked like one of those gremlin things he had seen before somewhere. It stared at him, which ticked him off, "What the hell are you? You better stop staring before I gouge your eyes out."
-Hehehe! *snort*-
"You think that's funny? Sick bastard," Inuyasha glared at the *thing* before moving towards it.
Curiousity overcame him & he poked & prodded the creature. The strange demon-thing just laughed & Inuyasha tilted his head out of confusion at first. He stuck his finger inside of the creature's mouth only to receive a response like the thing was eating his finger!
He yanked his finger out & snarled at the freak of nature sitting before him, "Damn you! You were trying to bite my finger off!"
-Yummmm!-
"Oh, my finger tasted good to you huh? How about my fist???"
-Whoopee! *fart* Whoops! Hehe!-
"I'll 'whoops' ya!" Inuyasha shouts before grabbing the 'fart' & shakes him wildly.
He stops & glares at it, "Now what do you have to say?"
-Screw you!-
The hanyou's eyes widen for a moment before they narrow again, "Oh, now you're talking some trashy language."
He shakes the thing some more...
-Asshole!-
-Yo momma!-
-Go to Hell!-
-You smell like poo!-
-All your base are belong to me!-
-DIE BASTARD!!!-
"INUYASHA!!!"
He stops at the sound of his name & glances back to see Kagome standing in the doorway, glaring at him.
One canine ear flicks to the side & he stares at her, completely ignoring the malfunctioning demon in his hands, "K-Kagome...?"
She points at the demon in his arms & then points to the table, "Put it back."
He puts it back just as the creature thing makes a loud screeching noise & then a noise that sounded like static.
He looks back at her & recognizes the look she's giving him. Oh boy, had he done something wrong!
"Inuyasha, SIT!!!!"
He falls facedown onto her bedroom floor, "Oof! Ugh..."
He lifts himself up off of the ground & glares up at her while on his hands & knees, "Why are you defending that demon Kagome??? That thing's POSSESSED & it needs to be killed!"
"Demon?" she asks confusedly, "That's not a demon, it's a Furby."
"A what?"
"A Furby!"
"What the hell is a 'Furby'?"
Kagome sighs, "It's something that someone thought up. It's basically a computerized pet & you can play around with it a bit. It can speak 2 languages, but I never thought that it could say those bad words. That Furby is almost as bad as you Inuyasha."
Inuyasha scowls, "And just what is that supposed to mean?"
She smiles slightly, "Oh, nothing. Anyway, did you come to get me & drag me back to the feudal era?"
He sits up & crosses his arms, glancing off to the side, "Yeah, why else would I come get you? Everybody started whining for me to come & get you, so I did."
She rolls her eyes a bit, knowing very well that he had missed her at least a little bit to come & get her, "Whatever you say Inuyasha, I'll get packed right now & then we can leave."
She turns to go get her bag & Inuyasha edges closer to the 'Furby' as Kagome called it.
"Inuyasha, don't touch the Furby. You've given the poor thing enough brain damage as it is," she says while packing her things, her back turned towards him.
He sneers & waits impatiently on the edge of the bed. While watching the Furby, he could almost swear that the Furby looked at him & winked, "Uh... the thing just winked at me Kagome."
"You're losing it."
"No I'm not! It just... forget it. Just forget it."
After packing, she climbs onto his back & they jump out of her window, heading back towards the well. Meanwhile, back in the room, the Furby's eyes glow red & it grins evilly.
-Hehe... until next time...- *fart* -Aw man! I blew a hole in my battery cover!-