Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.
KopyKat: Ok, this going to be an "interesting" chapter. *cough**cough* Aren't all my chapters that way? Let's see who, or what, Inuyasha is introduced to today!
WARNING- THIS CHAPTER IS ABSURD BEYOND ALL REASON!!! Oh, and it has a lot of bad language too.
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((Feudal Era))
"Inuyasha, you're coming home with me tonight," Kagome says while packing her bag.
His eyes widen, "WHAT??? Name one reason why I should!"
She glances at him, "Because tonight is the night of the new moon. You even agreed that you would stay the night in my time on new moons so that demons & the other baddies don't figure out your secret. It would also be in your best interest so that you don't get the you-know-what beat out of you."
He growls at her last sentence before letting out a sigh of defeat, "Alright, I guess that I did agree to that, but you didn't have to include that last statement ya know???"
She smiles, "I know, I was just stating the truth. I worry about you all the time & I just don't want to take the risk of you dying while I'm away because it was your human night & a demon decided to attack. I'm just looking out for you like you look out for me, that's all."
"Yeah, well, I don't need anyone to look out for me. I can look out for myself, whether human or hanyou," he replies in a somewhat angry tone.
She rolls her eyes a bit, "Alright Mr. 'Machoman', we need to get going before the sun goes down. I would like to be home before you transform."
"Well, if you would get MOVING, maybe we would!" he retorts loudly, glaring at her.
Sango watches them, along with everyone else, "Maybe if you two could stop arguing, then you guys could get to Kagome's time quickly."
They glance at Sango before Inuyasha grabs Kagome's packed bag & they walk out.
Miroku closes his eyes & sighs, "Why can't those two get along? Inuyasha should be more sensitive to Kagome's needs & wishes..."
Sango glares at him, "Oh, like you are right now?"
It turns out that Miroku's hand had gotten lost yet again & was stroking Sango's bum. He smiles nervously & Sango whacks him over the head with the nearest thing she could find: a block of wood that was set aside to be put into the fire(place) later. He falls over & twitches occasionally, having been knocked unconscious.
"Ye would think that he would learn by now," Kaede remarks while slowly shaking her head, then takes a sip of tea.
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Nighttime had come & Inuyasha's transformation had taken place. He sat down in the living room, watching television with Souta. Kagome had said that she needed to catch up on some schoolwork & was in her room.
"Souta, time for bed!" Ms. Higurashi says, coming into the living room.
Souta groans, "Aw, come on mom! Inuyasha's here!"
"Listen to your mother squirt," Inuyasha says, looking at him.
Ms. Higurashi smiles, "See? Inuyasha can live without you being here. Besides, you're a growing boy & need your rest."
The boy lets out a small growl before stomping off to his room with Ms. Higurashi following. The now human hanyou glances at the remote control before picking it up & pointing it at the television. Remembering what Souta had taught him about it, he began flipping through channels & landed on one that for some reason, caught his eye.
It looked like something had crapped a rainbow in the television or something because it was vivid with color. Then 4 creatures appeared on the screen & started dancing around, making strange noises. One creature was red, one was light green, one was yellow, and one was either a dark blue or purple. The purple one had a cow pattern purse with it & a cow pattern top hat. They also had these things sticking up out of their heads, each a different shape or design.
For some odd reason, Inuyasha couldn't keep from watching them. He was attracted to all of the bright colors, and the queerness of the little gay idiots dancing around, giggling. After watching them for awhile, his eyes get heavy & he falls asleep, his chin resting on his chest.
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He blinked a few times at his surroundings, "Where the hell am I...?"
There were grassy hills as far as the eye could see; it was pretty much nothing with the exception of some flowers, rabbits, and a strangely shaped building nearby. It was somewhat dark, but that slowly changed as the sun began coming up behind him. He is jerked to attention when he hears squealing & giggling of what sounded like a baby.
Inuyasha quickly glanced around & heard it again. He turned around & yelled out from surprise. This sun that was rising was no normal sun, it had a baby's face on it!
"WHAT THE HELL???" he exclaims.
His ears twitched slightly at hearing another small sound... wait... his ears twitched? He reaches up on top of his head & tweaked his canine ears. So, he was back to being a hanyou...
-Time for Teletubbies!-
His eyes began darting around, "What-?"
-Time for Teletubbies!-
His eyes rested on a pole that resembled something like an upside-down golf club & moves towards it, "Hmm..."
-Time for Tele-... -
The thing had been torn out of the ground & the hanyou turned it over & back again, inspecting it, "What the heck is this thing & why was there a voice coming out of it?"
He heard more voices that sounded like small children & he looked towards the house, seeing 4 odd-looking demons running (if you could call it that) from the exit in a straight line. He was about to hide from their view, but it was already too late. They saw him & quickly made their way towards him.
"Aw...shit..." he says to himself softly.
He watches them for a moment, "Maybe they're friendly...?"
After reaching him, they crowded around him, hugging him. ((Imagine the Teletubbies hugging his legs... ugh...))
Inuyasha realized that they were indeed friendly... a little TOO friendly....
"Get the HELL off me ya gay rainbow-colored fags!!!" he shouts at them.
They just continued giggling & hugged him tighter. He was being swamped by little gay people & he did not like being swamped by little gay people.
"That's it!" he shouts & picks one up by the neck.
He proceeds to twist it's head until it rips off & then continues to rip it's limbs off, one by one.
| "Oh my god, you killed Tinky Winky. You BASTARD!" | the little red one known as Po shouts.
Suddenly, without warning, Stan (from South Park) materializes in thin air behind Po, "You gay little jerkwad! That's my line you son of a bitch!"
Stan tackles Po & begins beating the crap out of him. Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny materialize & watch the massacre. Cartman & Kyle pull sticks out from behind their backs & begin beating Po. Stan stops & starts beating Po with his stick until a pool of stuffing forms under Po.
Stan grins, "Oh my god, we killed that son of a bitch! We're COOL!!!"
Cartman glances behind them, "Uh, guys...?"
"What?"
They turn to see Kenny getting eaten by 3 rabbits & he was dead to top it all off. Their eyes widen to their extent.
"Oh my god, those rabbits killed Kenny!" Stan exclaims.
"THOSE BASTARDS!!!" they all exclaim before they begin chasing the rabbits around with their sticks held over their heads. ((Angry mob!))
((Now... back to Inuyasha...))
The hanyou just stared wide-eyed at the strange-looking kids that just seemed to appear out of nowhere, the two remaining teletubbies joined him in doing so. He remembers the two remaining teletubbies & glares down at them. They gulp & begin running in opposite directions with their arms flailing, screaming.
Inuyasha chases after Dipsy with his claws flashed, "You two ain't gettin' away that easily!"
He leaps up into the air & slashes down on the poor (yeah right), unsuspecting teletubby, "Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!"
The teletubby is decimated & little pieces of the thing go flying everywhere. When Inuyasha turns & goes after the fleeing Lala, some groundhogs pop their heads up out of the ground & drag the pieces of the fallen Dipsy down into their dark lair.
Inuyasha pulls out the Tetsusaiga this time & slashes Lala in half. For the fun of it, he pulls all of it's limbs off too.
He smirks & resheathes the Tetsusaiga, "I don't even know why I wasted the Tetsusaiga on you, stupid yellow freak."
He rolls his shoulders back a bit, "Man, these little demons, whatever they are, give me the creeps. They're all colorful... and gay... and... wait a minute, where'd those other brats go?"
He glances around, looking for the mob, "Last time I saw them, they were going after some rabbits. Feh, what a bunch of losers."
All of a sudden, those 'bunch of losers' tackle him & begin beating him with their sticks. To add to this chaos, the teletubbies rose from the dead & came towards them. Alas, poor Kenny, who stayed as dead as a dead person could be. That seems to be his role.
Cartman, Stan, and Kyle all stop & look at the teletubbies, awed.
"Dude! Check it out!" Stan exclaims.
"They're back! They came back from the dead!" Kyle exclaims.
Cartman turns & begins running (at a fast-paced waddle), "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
Stan & Kyle follow their friend, "Wait for us you son of a-!"
"Hey, can it bitches! I'm not waiting! I've got a big box of Cheesy Puffs at home with my name on it & I wanna be around to eat it!" the fat kid yells.
Stan & Kyle glance at each other & nod. They all disappear as quickly as they had appeared, leaving Inuyasha to deal with the undead teletubbies.
The teletubbies begin closing in on him... closer... closer...
//INUYASHA!!!\\
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He snaps awake & sees Kagome, "What...?"
She shrugs, "It's just morning & I was wondering when you wanted to go back."
He glanced at the television & sees those cursed demons dancing around again. His face pales, "Uh... how about now?"
She nods & leaves to go get her bag. He looks at the television again, grabs the remote, and turns it off, "This is the last time I watch a gay show like this. It gives me nightmares."
Lesson? Don't watch horror flicks before going to bed, it'll give you very scary nightmares.
KopyKat: Ok, this going to be an "interesting" chapter. *cough**cough* Aren't all my chapters that way? Let's see who, or what, Inuyasha is introduced to today!
WARNING- THIS CHAPTER IS ABSURD BEYOND ALL REASON!!! Oh, and it has a lot of bad language too.
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((Feudal Era))
"Inuyasha, you're coming home with me tonight," Kagome says while packing her bag.
His eyes widen, "WHAT??? Name one reason why I should!"
She glances at him, "Because tonight is the night of the new moon. You even agreed that you would stay the night in my time on new moons so that demons & the other baddies don't figure out your secret. It would also be in your best interest so that you don't get the you-know-what beat out of you."
He growls at her last sentence before letting out a sigh of defeat, "Alright, I guess that I did agree to that, but you didn't have to include that last statement ya know???"
She smiles, "I know, I was just stating the truth. I worry about you all the time & I just don't want to take the risk of you dying while I'm away because it was your human night & a demon decided to attack. I'm just looking out for you like you look out for me, that's all."
"Yeah, well, I don't need anyone to look out for me. I can look out for myself, whether human or hanyou," he replies in a somewhat angry tone.
She rolls her eyes a bit, "Alright Mr. 'Machoman', we need to get going before the sun goes down. I would like to be home before you transform."
"Well, if you would get MOVING, maybe we would!" he retorts loudly, glaring at her.
Sango watches them, along with everyone else, "Maybe if you two could stop arguing, then you guys could get to Kagome's time quickly."
They glance at Sango before Inuyasha grabs Kagome's packed bag & they walk out.
Miroku closes his eyes & sighs, "Why can't those two get along? Inuyasha should be more sensitive to Kagome's needs & wishes..."
Sango glares at him, "Oh, like you are right now?"
It turns out that Miroku's hand had gotten lost yet again & was stroking Sango's bum. He smiles nervously & Sango whacks him over the head with the nearest thing she could find: a block of wood that was set aside to be put into the fire(place) later. He falls over & twitches occasionally, having been knocked unconscious.
"Ye would think that he would learn by now," Kaede remarks while slowly shaking her head, then takes a sip of tea.
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Nighttime had come & Inuyasha's transformation had taken place. He sat down in the living room, watching television with Souta. Kagome had said that she needed to catch up on some schoolwork & was in her room.
"Souta, time for bed!" Ms. Higurashi says, coming into the living room.
Souta groans, "Aw, come on mom! Inuyasha's here!"
"Listen to your mother squirt," Inuyasha says, looking at him.
Ms. Higurashi smiles, "See? Inuyasha can live without you being here. Besides, you're a growing boy & need your rest."
The boy lets out a small growl before stomping off to his room with Ms. Higurashi following. The now human hanyou glances at the remote control before picking it up & pointing it at the television. Remembering what Souta had taught him about it, he began flipping through channels & landed on one that for some reason, caught his eye.
It looked like something had crapped a rainbow in the television or something because it was vivid with color. Then 4 creatures appeared on the screen & started dancing around, making strange noises. One creature was red, one was light green, one was yellow, and one was either a dark blue or purple. The purple one had a cow pattern purse with it & a cow pattern top hat. They also had these things sticking up out of their heads, each a different shape or design.
For some odd reason, Inuyasha couldn't keep from watching them. He was attracted to all of the bright colors, and the queerness of the little gay idiots dancing around, giggling. After watching them for awhile, his eyes get heavy & he falls asleep, his chin resting on his chest.
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He blinked a few times at his surroundings, "Where the hell am I...?"
There were grassy hills as far as the eye could see; it was pretty much nothing with the exception of some flowers, rabbits, and a strangely shaped building nearby. It was somewhat dark, but that slowly changed as the sun began coming up behind him. He is jerked to attention when he hears squealing & giggling of what sounded like a baby.
Inuyasha quickly glanced around & heard it again. He turned around & yelled out from surprise. This sun that was rising was no normal sun, it had a baby's face on it!
"WHAT THE HELL???" he exclaims.
His ears twitched slightly at hearing another small sound... wait... his ears twitched? He reaches up on top of his head & tweaked his canine ears. So, he was back to being a hanyou...
-Time for Teletubbies!-
His eyes began darting around, "What-?"
-Time for Teletubbies!-
His eyes rested on a pole that resembled something like an upside-down golf club & moves towards it, "Hmm..."
-Time for Tele-... -
The thing had been torn out of the ground & the hanyou turned it over & back again, inspecting it, "What the heck is this thing & why was there a voice coming out of it?"
He heard more voices that sounded like small children & he looked towards the house, seeing 4 odd-looking demons running (if you could call it that) from the exit in a straight line. He was about to hide from their view, but it was already too late. They saw him & quickly made their way towards him.
"Aw...shit..." he says to himself softly.
He watches them for a moment, "Maybe they're friendly...?"
After reaching him, they crowded around him, hugging him. ((Imagine the Teletubbies hugging his legs... ugh...))
Inuyasha realized that they were indeed friendly... a little TOO friendly....
"Get the HELL off me ya gay rainbow-colored fags!!!" he shouts at them.
They just continued giggling & hugged him tighter. He was being swamped by little gay people & he did not like being swamped by little gay people.
"That's it!" he shouts & picks one up by the neck.
He proceeds to twist it's head until it rips off & then continues to rip it's limbs off, one by one.
| "Oh my god, you killed Tinky Winky. You BASTARD!" | the little red one known as Po shouts.
Suddenly, without warning, Stan (from South Park) materializes in thin air behind Po, "You gay little jerkwad! That's my line you son of a bitch!"
Stan tackles Po & begins beating the crap out of him. Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny materialize & watch the massacre. Cartman & Kyle pull sticks out from behind their backs & begin beating Po. Stan stops & starts beating Po with his stick until a pool of stuffing forms under Po.
Stan grins, "Oh my god, we killed that son of a bitch! We're COOL!!!"
Cartman glances behind them, "Uh, guys...?"
"What?"
They turn to see Kenny getting eaten by 3 rabbits & he was dead to top it all off. Their eyes widen to their extent.
"Oh my god, those rabbits killed Kenny!" Stan exclaims.
"THOSE BASTARDS!!!" they all exclaim before they begin chasing the rabbits around with their sticks held over their heads. ((Angry mob!))
((Now... back to Inuyasha...))
The hanyou just stared wide-eyed at the strange-looking kids that just seemed to appear out of nowhere, the two remaining teletubbies joined him in doing so. He remembers the two remaining teletubbies & glares down at them. They gulp & begin running in opposite directions with their arms flailing, screaming.
Inuyasha chases after Dipsy with his claws flashed, "You two ain't gettin' away that easily!"
He leaps up into the air & slashes down on the poor (yeah right), unsuspecting teletubby, "Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!"
The teletubby is decimated & little pieces of the thing go flying everywhere. When Inuyasha turns & goes after the fleeing Lala, some groundhogs pop their heads up out of the ground & drag the pieces of the fallen Dipsy down into their dark lair.
Inuyasha pulls out the Tetsusaiga this time & slashes Lala in half. For the fun of it, he pulls all of it's limbs off too.
He smirks & resheathes the Tetsusaiga, "I don't even know why I wasted the Tetsusaiga on you, stupid yellow freak."
He rolls his shoulders back a bit, "Man, these little demons, whatever they are, give me the creeps. They're all colorful... and gay... and... wait a minute, where'd those other brats go?"
He glances around, looking for the mob, "Last time I saw them, they were going after some rabbits. Feh, what a bunch of losers."
All of a sudden, those 'bunch of losers' tackle him & begin beating him with their sticks. To add to this chaos, the teletubbies rose from the dead & came towards them. Alas, poor Kenny, who stayed as dead as a dead person could be. That seems to be his role.
Cartman, Stan, and Kyle all stop & look at the teletubbies, awed.
"Dude! Check it out!" Stan exclaims.
"They're back! They came back from the dead!" Kyle exclaims.
Cartman turns & begins running (at a fast-paced waddle), "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
Stan & Kyle follow their friend, "Wait for us you son of a-!"
"Hey, can it bitches! I'm not waiting! I've got a big box of Cheesy Puffs at home with my name on it & I wanna be around to eat it!" the fat kid yells.
Stan & Kyle glance at each other & nod. They all disappear as quickly as they had appeared, leaving Inuyasha to deal with the undead teletubbies.
The teletubbies begin closing in on him... closer... closer...
//INUYASHA!!!\\
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He snaps awake & sees Kagome, "What...?"
She shrugs, "It's just morning & I was wondering when you wanted to go back."
He glanced at the television & sees those cursed demons dancing around again. His face pales, "Uh... how about now?"
She nods & leaves to go get her bag. He looks at the television again, grabs the remote, and turns it off, "This is the last time I watch a gay show like this. It gives me nightmares."
Lesson? Don't watch horror flicks before going to bed, it'll give you very scary nightmares.