"Katie finally made a friend in Busterna, and now he moved. How sad.

Duck: Quack.

Anyway, Katie goes and meets Phyllis at the Post Office. What sort of mayhem will she cause now?

Disclaimer: I don't own Animal Crossing. Only a copy of the game."

Katie: I am very, very, very tired. Time to go to sleep. * falls asleep *

Katie: * wakes up an hour later * I have to go to the Post Office and deliver this stupid letter. I don't really know who it's to, though.

Katie: * at the Post Office * I'm here!

Phyllis: Oh great

Katie: Yup.

Phyllis: What do you want to do?

Katie: This is a Post Office. Think about it.

Phyllis: Right. Whatever. (She needs to just shut up!)

Katie: Excuse me?

Phyllis: Nothing.

Katie: Okay, fine. Just deliver this letter.

Phyllis: Why should I? (Brat!)

Katie: Huh? What? What did you say?

Phyllis: I said why should I? (That little kid is stupid! She couldn't tell a cow from a meow!)

Katie: Hello? I'm right here! I heard everything you just said Sheesh that doesn't even make sense! Cow from a meow?

Phyllis: You lie! I didn't say anything! (She needs to leave!)

Katie: You just did it again.

Phyllis: Did what?

Katie: You said "She needs to leave."

Phyllis: No I didn't!

Katie: Okay, whatever. Just deliver this letter!

Phyllis: Okay. (Little kids these days)

Katie: Okay, just shut up.

Phyllis: Huh?

Katie: You keep saying things that I'm not supposed to hear on the game Animal Crossing, but I hear them.

Phyllis: Liar.

Katie: Oh good, you didn't do it.

Phyllis: (Liar!)

Katie: Whatever.

Phyllis: (And close the door on your way out!)

Katie: Okay, that's it. * leaps behind the desk and grabs Phyllis by the neck and chokes her *

Phyllis: Gah! Ah! Gah! Ah!

Katie: What? I can't hear you!

Phyllis: GAH! AH! GAH! AH!

Katie: Huh?

Phyllis: Boy, kid! You're stupid! I said, "Gah! Ah! Gah! Ah!"

Katie: ?? Whatever. * walks out *

Katie: I am so bored. I think I'll go to bed. But first, I'll make my first entry in my Diary. * walks home *

Hello,

Phyllis is actually pretty cool. She has a sweet attitude. We could be friends.

Goodbye.

Later that night, Phyllis writes in her diary.

Hello,

Katie is pretty cool. (She has a sweet attitude!) We could be friends. I'm just guessing that her name is Katie. Yep.

Goodbye.

"Yes, that chapter was the shortest EVER, and it was probably not very good. I just wasn't in a very humorous mood for some reason. But I wrote this. ^_^; I hope you guys like it! If you do, then I'm happy. J Oh, and my next Chapter will probably involve New Kid. Sorry I took so long to write this!"