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KopyKat: Alright, it is Mardi Gras time down here (at time of beginning). Yay! For those of you that have read "Kurama's Plight," it might sound familiar. Anywayz, let's see who Inuyasha is meeting THIS time.
"But Inuyasha, mom said that Kagome has to take me to the amusement park!" Souta exclaims, glaring up at the dog hanyou.
Inuyasha growls, having to glare down at the squirt, "No! Kagome will come with me and that's FINAL!!!"
Both Kagome and Mrs. Higurashi stood on the sidelines of the argument of the century. Mrs. Higurashi smiles, "I have a splendid idea. Why don't Inuyasha go along too? I'm sure he would enjoy the park!"
"Mom, I don't think he even knows what an amusement park is," Kagome says with a sigh.
Now, Inuyasha rears on Kagome, "Do you think I'm STUPID!?!? I know damn well what an a-moo-sement park is!"
Kagome eyes him, "Prove it then. What is it?"
"It's... uhh...." he begins stuttering. After not being able to come up with an answer, he turns his back to her and crosses his arms, "Feh."
Kagome closes her eyes and gives a small nod, "Yeah, I didn't think you would know."
Mrs. Higurashi continues smiling brightly, "Well, that settles it. The three of you are going to the amusement park."
Inuyasha just gapes at her while Kagome eyes him, "Oh yeah, I can see that this is going to be a blast right now..."
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(At the park...)
Souta scouts on ahead, looking around at the rides and games excitedly. Kagome looks over at Inuyasha, smiling, "You look good in those clothes. I guess I've got a Master's Degree in shopping."
Inuyasha looks down at his clothes, which consisted of a pair of baggy jeans, a loose t-shirt, and a jacket, "Whatever. They feel strange and these things you call 'shoes' hurt my feet!" He glances up at the baseball cap resting on top of his head, "And this 'cap' thing cramps my ears!"
"And your complaining aggravates the hell out of me," Kagome adds, giving him a sideways glance.
Inuyasha grumbles a bit before something catches his eye. Once it did, he wished that it hadn't. Oh HOW he wished that it hadn't! He saw some strange (and rather gay-looking) dinosaur thing, or at least that's what he thought it was. It was purple and green... last time he checked, dinosaurs were NOT supposed to look like that. It looked like something that would be part of one of Shippo's dreams, or nightmares. Either that or a stoned monkey crapped a rainbow... except that it's missing a few key colors.
Kagome sees it and shudders, "Just what I didn't want to see. Barney..."
Inuyasha blinks and looks at her, "Barney? Is that what that thing's called?"
She sighs and nods, "Yes. Barney originated in America and was popular with all of the little kids there, so he came over here."
The hanyou's ears twitch under the hat, "Well, I would hope that it would be for the little kids. If anyone older liked it, they would definitely have to be a freak or somethin'."
Kagome smirks, "Or Michael Jackson."
He looks at her, a confused look on his face, "Who in the HELL is this Michael Jackson?!"
"He's some guy in America. He was black, but he went and turned himself white," she replies.
Before Inuyasha could wonder long about this 'Michael Jackson' character, the aforementioned purple dinosaur moseyed up to them.
Kagome smiles nervously while Inuyasha took a step back. He was debating inside his head whether this 'thing' was about to attack. He then slaps himself mentally, It can't attack! It's the role model for all the runts! What the hell was I thinking?!
Then, Barney went on the 'attack'. He trips over his feet and fell into Inuyasha, who, needless to say, took it the wrong way. He growls and punches Barney, sending the dinosaur flying into a light pole. Luckily for the guy, his foam costume protected him from a possible broken back. Unluckily for him, he couldn't recover fast enough to escape a raging Inuyasha.
The hanyou grabs Barney by his tail and begins spinning him around. After gaining enough speed, he lets go and Barney goes flying up into the air, landing in an airplane of an airplane ride. But Inuyasha wasn't about to let him go THAT easy. He leaps up into the air and slashes at the bar connecting the plane to the ride, easily slicing through. Barney fell with the airplane and flipped out.
The poor disguised man tries to crawl away, but Inuyasha lands and kicks him, sending him flying onto the front car of a coaster as it was running. The man lets out a weak sigh of relief, hoping that he lost that crazed maniac. He wasn't even so lucky.
Inuyasha had quickly climbed up the side of the track and leapt onto the last car. He hastily makes his way to the front car, being somewhat careful of the riders.
Kagome watches this stunt, her eyes bulging, "There's a little voice in my head telling me I should sit him because it would be the right thing to do. But there's an even louder little voice saying that I should let Inuyasha pound Barney into an oblivion."
The two continued 'journeying' around the park, Inuyasha hitting Barney onto various rides such as the log ride and they even had a picture taken on the way down (which Kagome bought). And who could pass up the bumper cars? Barney landed in one and the vehicle began moving. Inuyasha didn't quite know how to do it, so he did the next best thing. He picked up an empty car and threw it at Barney, hitting him out of the car and over the railing.
The rest of their trip continued like this with more and more rides getting destroyed. By the end, nearly every ride was a wreck as well as (cough) 'poor' Barney. On the way out, Kagome looks over at Inuyasha, "You overdid it. I hope that you at least got all of that out of you."
Inuyasha nods, "Yes, I did... it was almost fun...."
They exited the park, but Inuyasha took one last glance back where he left Barney, or rather what was left of him. The dinosaur was hanging in one of the swing rides by his neck as the ride went around in an uneven circle.
KopyKat: Alright, it is Mardi Gras time down here (at time of beginning). Yay! For those of you that have read "Kurama's Plight," it might sound familiar. Anywayz, let's see who Inuyasha is meeting THIS time.
"But Inuyasha, mom said that Kagome has to take me to the amusement park!" Souta exclaims, glaring up at the dog hanyou.
Inuyasha growls, having to glare down at the squirt, "No! Kagome will come with me and that's FINAL!!!"
Both Kagome and Mrs. Higurashi stood on the sidelines of the argument of the century. Mrs. Higurashi smiles, "I have a splendid idea. Why don't Inuyasha go along too? I'm sure he would enjoy the park!"
"Mom, I don't think he even knows what an amusement park is," Kagome says with a sigh.
Now, Inuyasha rears on Kagome, "Do you think I'm STUPID!?!? I know damn well what an a-moo-sement park is!"
Kagome eyes him, "Prove it then. What is it?"
"It's... uhh...." he begins stuttering. After not being able to come up with an answer, he turns his back to her and crosses his arms, "Feh."
Kagome closes her eyes and gives a small nod, "Yeah, I didn't think you would know."
Mrs. Higurashi continues smiling brightly, "Well, that settles it. The three of you are going to the amusement park."
Inuyasha just gapes at her while Kagome eyes him, "Oh yeah, I can see that this is going to be a blast right now..."
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(At the park...)
Souta scouts on ahead, looking around at the rides and games excitedly. Kagome looks over at Inuyasha, smiling, "You look good in those clothes. I guess I've got a Master's Degree in shopping."
Inuyasha looks down at his clothes, which consisted of a pair of baggy jeans, a loose t-shirt, and a jacket, "Whatever. They feel strange and these things you call 'shoes' hurt my feet!" He glances up at the baseball cap resting on top of his head, "And this 'cap' thing cramps my ears!"
"And your complaining aggravates the hell out of me," Kagome adds, giving him a sideways glance.
Inuyasha grumbles a bit before something catches his eye. Once it did, he wished that it hadn't. Oh HOW he wished that it hadn't! He saw some strange (and rather gay-looking) dinosaur thing, or at least that's what he thought it was. It was purple and green... last time he checked, dinosaurs were NOT supposed to look like that. It looked like something that would be part of one of Shippo's dreams, or nightmares. Either that or a stoned monkey crapped a rainbow... except that it's missing a few key colors.
Kagome sees it and shudders, "Just what I didn't want to see. Barney..."
Inuyasha blinks and looks at her, "Barney? Is that what that thing's called?"
She sighs and nods, "Yes. Barney originated in America and was popular with all of the little kids there, so he came over here."
The hanyou's ears twitch under the hat, "Well, I would hope that it would be for the little kids. If anyone older liked it, they would definitely have to be a freak or somethin'."
Kagome smirks, "Or Michael Jackson."
He looks at her, a confused look on his face, "Who in the HELL is this Michael Jackson?!"
"He's some guy in America. He was black, but he went and turned himself white," she replies.
Before Inuyasha could wonder long about this 'Michael Jackson' character, the aforementioned purple dinosaur moseyed up to them.
Kagome smiles nervously while Inuyasha took a step back. He was debating inside his head whether this 'thing' was about to attack. He then slaps himself mentally, It can't attack! It's the role model for all the runts! What the hell was I thinking?!
Then, Barney went on the 'attack'. He trips over his feet and fell into Inuyasha, who, needless to say, took it the wrong way. He growls and punches Barney, sending the dinosaur flying into a light pole. Luckily for the guy, his foam costume protected him from a possible broken back. Unluckily for him, he couldn't recover fast enough to escape a raging Inuyasha.
The hanyou grabs Barney by his tail and begins spinning him around. After gaining enough speed, he lets go and Barney goes flying up into the air, landing in an airplane of an airplane ride. But Inuyasha wasn't about to let him go THAT easy. He leaps up into the air and slashes at the bar connecting the plane to the ride, easily slicing through. Barney fell with the airplane and flipped out.
The poor disguised man tries to crawl away, but Inuyasha lands and kicks him, sending him flying onto the front car of a coaster as it was running. The man lets out a weak sigh of relief, hoping that he lost that crazed maniac. He wasn't even so lucky.
Inuyasha had quickly climbed up the side of the track and leapt onto the last car. He hastily makes his way to the front car, being somewhat careful of the riders.
Kagome watches this stunt, her eyes bulging, "There's a little voice in my head telling me I should sit him because it would be the right thing to do. But there's an even louder little voice saying that I should let Inuyasha pound Barney into an oblivion."
The two continued 'journeying' around the park, Inuyasha hitting Barney onto various rides such as the log ride and they even had a picture taken on the way down (which Kagome bought). And who could pass up the bumper cars? Barney landed in one and the vehicle began moving. Inuyasha didn't quite know how to do it, so he did the next best thing. He picked up an empty car and threw it at Barney, hitting him out of the car and over the railing.
The rest of their trip continued like this with more and more rides getting destroyed. By the end, nearly every ride was a wreck as well as (cough) 'poor' Barney. On the way out, Kagome looks over at Inuyasha, "You overdid it. I hope that you at least got all of that out of you."
Inuyasha nods, "Yes, I did... it was almost fun...."
They exited the park, but Inuyasha took one last glance back where he left Barney, or rather what was left of him. The dinosaur was hanging in one of the swing rides by his neck as the ride went around in an uneven circle.