Hi! Madrid, Tabby, Toad, and Lance will be just arriving at the mall when
Ororo and them do, okay? Cue the mansion!
Disclaimer: They're mine! They're all mine! brother pinches author's arm Ouch! Okay, I don't own the X-Men. Sigh.
What Happened?!?!?
Charles watched Emily's sad look as the other girls strode out the door.
"I suppose if you don't use your powers you'll be fine," he told her. Emily gave him a winning smile and ran after the girls. "Now to call her parents," he mused, rolling over to a phone.
"I can come with you! I can come with you!" Emily squealed as she hopped into the van next to Kitty.
"Like, cool!" Kitty exclaimed. "Where did you get that shirt? Its sooo cute!"
"When we get to the mall I'll show you!" Emily beamed. And Ororo pulled out of the driveway and drove to the Bayville Mall.
Kitty carried baby Kurt into the mall, the tot sucking his thumb happily. The three women marched through the mall to a baby store and began shopping, Kitty and Emily chatting all the while. An few minutes later Emily spotted the Brotherhood and Madrid strolling through the mall.
"Thats funny," she mumbled. "That person looks just like Kurt did."
"What did you say?" Kitty asked her. Emily pointed out the glass window of Baby's R Us.
"There," she said. "That kid looks like Kurt."
"Oh my gosh! It is Kurt! Someone like, must have stolen his spare holowatch! Lets go get em," Kitty handed baby Kurt to Ororo and pulled Emily out of the store.
"You! Like, get over here!" Kitty called after the person with Kurt's holowatch.
Tabby, Toad, Lance, and the person with the holowatch, Madrid, turned around and stared at Kitty.
"Well Pretty Kitty," Lance cooed. "You skip school today too?" He smirked and elbowed Madrid, causing the hologram to fritz and short out. Luckily the mall was nearly empty at this time in the morning so no one saw the visible mutant.
"Like, you stole his watch?" Kitty sputtered, surprised to see Madrid with the Brotherhood.
The furry pink girl smirked. "Yep, is he here too? I want to see his face when he sees another one of himself." The rest of the Brotherhood snickered at her remark.
"He's here," Kitty confirmed. "But he won't like, care what you look like right now." Emily looked down at her shoes.
"Who's she?" Toad asked, hopping closer to inspect the blond.
Emily jumped back, but Toad collided with her and suddenly shrunk.
"It happened again!" Emily cried, burying her head in her hands.
The Brotherhood stared at Toad's empty clothes and at the naked little toad baby that sat among them.
"Wo," Lance breathed. "Thats cool!"
"Aw, poor Toady Woady, he's a baby," Tabby cooed, walking over to the greenish toddler.
"Whats all the noise about?" Ororo asked, jiggling baby Kurt on her hip. "Oh! Whats happened to Toad?"
Emily threw her head back and tried not to cry. "I shrunk him too!"
"Wait a minute," Madrid cocked her head, staring at the holowatched baby in Ororo's arm. "What do you mean, 'again'?"
Kitty sighed. "Thats like, Kurt."
Lance and Tabitha burst out laughing. "Thats the freakshow?" Lance hooted. "Come on!"
Ororo turned the hologram off, revealing a blue furry baby in a shirt.
"Eww! He's slimey!" Tabby shrieked when she picked up baby Toad. "Lets get out of here!" Tabitha ran out of the mall, leaving the baby Toad alone on the floor.
The de-aged mutant began to cry and Lance and Madrid ran after Tabby, Madrid turning the holowatch back on as she ran.
Ororo, Kitty and Emily stared down at the crying baby Toad.
"What do we do with him?" Emily asked, somewhat disgusted at the green child.
Ororo sighed and handed Kurt to Kitty and picked up the wailing Toad.
"We'll get him some clothes too," she told them, walking back into the baby store.
"We're home Professor!" Scott called as he and the rest of the X-Men arrived at the Institute after school. "Hello? Is anybody home? Maybe they're upstairs."
Jean did a quick mental scan of the mansion. "They're in Kurt's room," she announced.
Evan, Scott, Jennifer, Timothy, and Jean raced up the steps and marched down the hall to Kurt's room.
Emily, Kitty, and Ororo had just come out of Kurt's room and were whispering with the professor.
"Hey! Where is Kurt?" Scott called out to them.
"Shhh! They're like, asleep!" Kitty shushed them.
"Who's asleep?" Evan whispered.
Ororo gestured them to head back downstairs and the rest of the mutants followed.
"Children, this is Emily Dash, she has the power to alter people's age," the professor explained when they were all in his study. "She had an accident and ran into Kurt at school, de-aging him fifteen years, and then bumped into Toad at the mall, de-aging him as well."
"Wait a minute!" Jean protested. "Does that mean Kurt's a baby?!"
"And Toad," Ororo nodded.
"HOW &% DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!?" Scott howled, his eyes bugling under his shades.
Ooooooh! I'm telling! Teehee! Bye!
Disclaimer: They're mine! They're all mine! brother pinches author's arm Ouch! Okay, I don't own the X-Men. Sigh.
What Happened?!?!?
Charles watched Emily's sad look as the other girls strode out the door.
"I suppose if you don't use your powers you'll be fine," he told her. Emily gave him a winning smile and ran after the girls. "Now to call her parents," he mused, rolling over to a phone.
"I can come with you! I can come with you!" Emily squealed as she hopped into the van next to Kitty.
"Like, cool!" Kitty exclaimed. "Where did you get that shirt? Its sooo cute!"
"When we get to the mall I'll show you!" Emily beamed. And Ororo pulled out of the driveway and drove to the Bayville Mall.
Kitty carried baby Kurt into the mall, the tot sucking his thumb happily. The three women marched through the mall to a baby store and began shopping, Kitty and Emily chatting all the while. An few minutes later Emily spotted the Brotherhood and Madrid strolling through the mall.
"Thats funny," she mumbled. "That person looks just like Kurt did."
"What did you say?" Kitty asked her. Emily pointed out the glass window of Baby's R Us.
"There," she said. "That kid looks like Kurt."
"Oh my gosh! It is Kurt! Someone like, must have stolen his spare holowatch! Lets go get em," Kitty handed baby Kurt to Ororo and pulled Emily out of the store.
"You! Like, get over here!" Kitty called after the person with Kurt's holowatch.
Tabby, Toad, Lance, and the person with the holowatch, Madrid, turned around and stared at Kitty.
"Well Pretty Kitty," Lance cooed. "You skip school today too?" He smirked and elbowed Madrid, causing the hologram to fritz and short out. Luckily the mall was nearly empty at this time in the morning so no one saw the visible mutant.
"Like, you stole his watch?" Kitty sputtered, surprised to see Madrid with the Brotherhood.
The furry pink girl smirked. "Yep, is he here too? I want to see his face when he sees another one of himself." The rest of the Brotherhood snickered at her remark.
"He's here," Kitty confirmed. "But he won't like, care what you look like right now." Emily looked down at her shoes.
"Who's she?" Toad asked, hopping closer to inspect the blond.
Emily jumped back, but Toad collided with her and suddenly shrunk.
"It happened again!" Emily cried, burying her head in her hands.
The Brotherhood stared at Toad's empty clothes and at the naked little toad baby that sat among them.
"Wo," Lance breathed. "Thats cool!"
"Aw, poor Toady Woady, he's a baby," Tabby cooed, walking over to the greenish toddler.
"Whats all the noise about?" Ororo asked, jiggling baby Kurt on her hip. "Oh! Whats happened to Toad?"
Emily threw her head back and tried not to cry. "I shrunk him too!"
"Wait a minute," Madrid cocked her head, staring at the holowatched baby in Ororo's arm. "What do you mean, 'again'?"
Kitty sighed. "Thats like, Kurt."
Lance and Tabitha burst out laughing. "Thats the freakshow?" Lance hooted. "Come on!"
Ororo turned the hologram off, revealing a blue furry baby in a shirt.
"Eww! He's slimey!" Tabby shrieked when she picked up baby Toad. "Lets get out of here!" Tabitha ran out of the mall, leaving the baby Toad alone on the floor.
The de-aged mutant began to cry and Lance and Madrid ran after Tabby, Madrid turning the holowatch back on as she ran.
Ororo, Kitty and Emily stared down at the crying baby Toad.
"What do we do with him?" Emily asked, somewhat disgusted at the green child.
Ororo sighed and handed Kurt to Kitty and picked up the wailing Toad.
"We'll get him some clothes too," she told them, walking back into the baby store.
"We're home Professor!" Scott called as he and the rest of the X-Men arrived at the Institute after school. "Hello? Is anybody home? Maybe they're upstairs."
Jean did a quick mental scan of the mansion. "They're in Kurt's room," she announced.
Evan, Scott, Jennifer, Timothy, and Jean raced up the steps and marched down the hall to Kurt's room.
Emily, Kitty, and Ororo had just come out of Kurt's room and were whispering with the professor.
"Hey! Where is Kurt?" Scott called out to them.
"Shhh! They're like, asleep!" Kitty shushed them.
"Who's asleep?" Evan whispered.
Ororo gestured them to head back downstairs and the rest of the mutants followed.
"Children, this is Emily Dash, she has the power to alter people's age," the professor explained when they were all in his study. "She had an accident and ran into Kurt at school, de-aging him fifteen years, and then bumped into Toad at the mall, de-aging him as well."
"Wait a minute!" Jean protested. "Does that mean Kurt's a baby?!"
"And Toad," Ororo nodded.
"HOW &% DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!?" Scott howled, his eyes bugling under his shades.
Ooooooh! I'm telling! Teehee! Bye!