Oh no Scott! You swore! I told on you and you've got Danger Room sessions
till you're a hundred. Ner! Just Kidding!
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Midget Mutants
"Scott!" Jean hissed. "Watch your mouth!"
"You're telling me Nightcrawler and Toad are &$# babies!?" Scott hollered, not paying any attention to Jean whatsoever. "They're pains enough when they're teens let alone toddlers!" Scott continued to storm around the rooms until Logan firmly jammed him into a chair.
"Sit," he growled. Scott buried his head in his hands but sat.
Just then a loud wailing could be heard from upstairs.
"Great Scott," Kitty murmured, standing up and walking towards the door. "You like, woke them up!"
"We're back!" the New Recruits chimed as they barged through the front door.
"Is that crying?" Jubilee asked when she heard the wails.
Jean sighed and followed Kitty up the steps to Kurt's room. "He wet his diaper! What do we do now?"
"What?" Ray turned a confused glance at the older X-Men. "Who wet their diaper?"
"Either Kurt or Toad," Xavier replied, straight-faced.
"What?!" the New Recruits chorused at once.
"Toad! Quit pulling his tail, I'm trying to change him!"
Evan buried his face in his hands, trying not to laugh. Scott looked up, appalled, and raced upstairs to help out Jean. Ororo sighed and went to help out as well. The New Recruits cracked up laughing and were rolling around on the foyer rug. Logan grunted, a smile creeping up on his face.
"Eeeew! He like, licked me!"
The young X-Men burst into fresh shouts of laughter at each remark. Emily sobbed into her hands, mumbling that this was all her fault.
"Can we go see em now?" Timothy asked, he had heard what had happened, and wanted to see it for himself.
"Go ahead," Charles told him. The boy raced up the steps and bounded into Kurt's room.
Baby Kurt and Toad were laying on Kurt's bed, Toad pulling Kurt's tail and Kurt wailing at the top of his lunges. Jean was trying to change Kurt's soggy diaper and Kitty was trying to pry Toad's hands off of Kurt's tail. Ororo and Scott just stood back, offering useful hints when necessary.
"Need any help?" Timothy asked as he turned into a fairy and flew above Kitty and Jean's heads.
Baby Toad gurgled and tried to grab at the flying boy. Kurt stopped crying and looked up too.
"They're midgets!" Timothy exclaimed.
Jean mumbled something under her breath and put a clean diaper on baby Kurt. "Take him," she grumbled as she walked into the bathroom to discard the soiled diaper.
Timothy turned back into a boy and picked up the blue baby.
"Hey there fuzzy," he said, his voice all googly and baby like. He tickled Kurt's tummy, earning him a contented purr.
"Let me hold him," Kitty asked, reaching her hands out to receive the fuzzy baby. "Oh, your soooo soft!" she giggled, petting his hands. Baby Kurt gurgled and started to suck Kitty's finger.
"Awww! He's so cute!" Amara was standing in the doorway and rushed over to hold the little boy. "You're a cutie! Yes you are! Oh, I wish I had a coat as soft as you!"
"Don't even think about it!" Kitty growled, grabbing Kurt back and holding him close.
"I didn't want to hurt him!" Amara argued, trying to get the baby back.
"Girls, stop!" Ororo ordered when Kurt started to cry again. She scooped up the little mutant and started to walk back downstairs. "You girls can bring Todd down and feed him!" she called over her shoulder.
The two girls looked down at the greenish colored boy.
"Like, ewww!" Kitty moaned, holding her nose. "I think he like, totally messed up his diaper!"
"Then change him," Jean snickered, throwing Kitty a fresh diaper and wipes. "Good bye!" And she, Scott and Timothy left the room.
"Wait!" Kitty wailed, staring horror struck at baby Toad. "Don't leave me!"
"In Nova Roma we would drown something that looked like that!" Amara cringed, backing away towards the door.
"Oh no you don't!" Kitty jerked Amara back into the room. "You're gonna help me!"
Between the two of them, the girls managed to clean up Toad and bring him to the kitchen. The rest of the X-Men were already there, the girls watching Ororo feed Kurt with 'ooohs' and 'ahhhs' and the boys laughing at them.
"Whats the matter with you guys?" Jubliee asked haughtily as she stroked baby Kurt's soft fur.
"We're so gonna tell him what you guys did when he's back to normal!" Ray snickered, holding his aching sides.
"Yeah," Bobby put in, "especially about you guys fighting over who gets to feed him! You'll never live it down!"
Rahne glared at him, shifted into wolf form and snarled at him. Then she lunged and bit him in the backside, tearing out the seat of his pants.
"Hey!" Ray yelled, covering his exposed boxers. "Don't do that!"
Rahne shifted back into girl form and spat out the material. She smirked at him and replied:
"Now who's got something they won't be able to live down?"
Girls and boys alike laughed as Ray blushed and ran up to his room to change.
"Can someone take Toad?" Kitty asked, holding the slimy baby away from her. "He's like, totally icksome!"
Hehehe! Kurt's getting all the attention and Toad's being ignored! Can you tell who I like better?
Disclaimer: If I don't own it, they do. Happy?
Midget Mutants
"Scott!" Jean hissed. "Watch your mouth!"
"You're telling me Nightcrawler and Toad are &$# babies!?" Scott hollered, not paying any attention to Jean whatsoever. "They're pains enough when they're teens let alone toddlers!" Scott continued to storm around the rooms until Logan firmly jammed him into a chair.
"Sit," he growled. Scott buried his head in his hands but sat.
Just then a loud wailing could be heard from upstairs.
"Great Scott," Kitty murmured, standing up and walking towards the door. "You like, woke them up!"
"We're back!" the New Recruits chimed as they barged through the front door.
"Is that crying?" Jubilee asked when she heard the wails.
Jean sighed and followed Kitty up the steps to Kurt's room. "He wet his diaper! What do we do now?"
"What?" Ray turned a confused glance at the older X-Men. "Who wet their diaper?"
"Either Kurt or Toad," Xavier replied, straight-faced.
"What?!" the New Recruits chorused at once.
"Toad! Quit pulling his tail, I'm trying to change him!"
Evan buried his face in his hands, trying not to laugh. Scott looked up, appalled, and raced upstairs to help out Jean. Ororo sighed and went to help out as well. The New Recruits cracked up laughing and were rolling around on the foyer rug. Logan grunted, a smile creeping up on his face.
"Eeeew! He like, licked me!"
The young X-Men burst into fresh shouts of laughter at each remark. Emily sobbed into her hands, mumbling that this was all her fault.
"Can we go see em now?" Timothy asked, he had heard what had happened, and wanted to see it for himself.
"Go ahead," Charles told him. The boy raced up the steps and bounded into Kurt's room.
Baby Kurt and Toad were laying on Kurt's bed, Toad pulling Kurt's tail and Kurt wailing at the top of his lunges. Jean was trying to change Kurt's soggy diaper and Kitty was trying to pry Toad's hands off of Kurt's tail. Ororo and Scott just stood back, offering useful hints when necessary.
"Need any help?" Timothy asked as he turned into a fairy and flew above Kitty and Jean's heads.
Baby Toad gurgled and tried to grab at the flying boy. Kurt stopped crying and looked up too.
"They're midgets!" Timothy exclaimed.
Jean mumbled something under her breath and put a clean diaper on baby Kurt. "Take him," she grumbled as she walked into the bathroom to discard the soiled diaper.
Timothy turned back into a boy and picked up the blue baby.
"Hey there fuzzy," he said, his voice all googly and baby like. He tickled Kurt's tummy, earning him a contented purr.
"Let me hold him," Kitty asked, reaching her hands out to receive the fuzzy baby. "Oh, your soooo soft!" she giggled, petting his hands. Baby Kurt gurgled and started to suck Kitty's finger.
"Awww! He's so cute!" Amara was standing in the doorway and rushed over to hold the little boy. "You're a cutie! Yes you are! Oh, I wish I had a coat as soft as you!"
"Don't even think about it!" Kitty growled, grabbing Kurt back and holding him close.
"I didn't want to hurt him!" Amara argued, trying to get the baby back.
"Girls, stop!" Ororo ordered when Kurt started to cry again. She scooped up the little mutant and started to walk back downstairs. "You girls can bring Todd down and feed him!" she called over her shoulder.
The two girls looked down at the greenish colored boy.
"Like, ewww!" Kitty moaned, holding her nose. "I think he like, totally messed up his diaper!"
"Then change him," Jean snickered, throwing Kitty a fresh diaper and wipes. "Good bye!" And she, Scott and Timothy left the room.
"Wait!" Kitty wailed, staring horror struck at baby Toad. "Don't leave me!"
"In Nova Roma we would drown something that looked like that!" Amara cringed, backing away towards the door.
"Oh no you don't!" Kitty jerked Amara back into the room. "You're gonna help me!"
Between the two of them, the girls managed to clean up Toad and bring him to the kitchen. The rest of the X-Men were already there, the girls watching Ororo feed Kurt with 'ooohs' and 'ahhhs' and the boys laughing at them.
"Whats the matter with you guys?" Jubliee asked haughtily as she stroked baby Kurt's soft fur.
"We're so gonna tell him what you guys did when he's back to normal!" Ray snickered, holding his aching sides.
"Yeah," Bobby put in, "especially about you guys fighting over who gets to feed him! You'll never live it down!"
Rahne glared at him, shifted into wolf form and snarled at him. Then she lunged and bit him in the backside, tearing out the seat of his pants.
"Hey!" Ray yelled, covering his exposed boxers. "Don't do that!"
Rahne shifted back into girl form and spat out the material. She smirked at him and replied:
"Now who's got something they won't be able to live down?"
Girls and boys alike laughed as Ray blushed and ran up to his room to change.
"Can someone take Toad?" Kitty asked, holding the slimy baby away from her. "He's like, totally icksome!"
Hehehe! Kurt's getting all the attention and Toad's being ignored! Can you tell who I like better?