Donkey
Chapter One
Author's Note: This is Cody. Ever wonder if the story was called "Donkey" instead of "Shrek"? LET'S FIND OUT!
I wake up on my back with my feet in the air. OH NO! I'M DEAD! Wait...I'm not dead...oh, I was just sleeping. Hmm...let's see if the stable has been cleaned...Nope. Still dirty and feed-less.
The old lady hasn't fed me in ages. I'm beginning to think that she hates me. What's this? Old Lady is coming toward my stall! Maybe she's going to feed me? Wait—why does she have my halter and lead rope?
"You're going to the coop!" Old Lady says, slipping on my halter.
"The coop?" I ask.
"LORD FARTQUAD WANTS YOU!"
I laugh at how she makes fun of the Lord's name. "Good one."
"No. You're really going."
"Wait! Wait! GIMME ANOTHER CHANCE! PULLEEEZE?"
Author's Note: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO DONKEY IN MY STORY? STAY TUNED!!!!!!
Chapter One
Author's Note: This is Cody. Ever wonder if the story was called "Donkey" instead of "Shrek"? LET'S FIND OUT!
I wake up on my back with my feet in the air. OH NO! I'M DEAD! Wait...I'm not dead...oh, I was just sleeping. Hmm...let's see if the stable has been cleaned...Nope. Still dirty and feed-less.
The old lady hasn't fed me in ages. I'm beginning to think that she hates me. What's this? Old Lady is coming toward my stall! Maybe she's going to feed me? Wait—why does she have my halter and lead rope?
"You're going to the coop!" Old Lady says, slipping on my halter.
"The coop?" I ask.
"LORD FARTQUAD WANTS YOU!"
I laugh at how she makes fun of the Lord's name. "Good one."
"No. You're really going."
"Wait! Wait! GIMME ANOTHER CHANCE! PULLEEEZE?"
Author's Note: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO DONKEY IN MY STORY? STAY TUNED!!!!!!