Author stumbles into post, dragging a ton of candy behind her 'Church
candy, egg hunt candy, relative candy, you guys want any?' Timothy stares
longily at candy. 'But Kitty, we're not real, how can we eat your candy?'
'Oh, darn! Oh well, more for me!' Author gobbles down candy, rolls onto
the floor clutching her stomach 'Ooooooh!'
Disclaimer: I have a tummy ache, the X-Men cannot help me because they are not mine. Jennifer, Timmy, Madrid, and Emily can't help me either, even if they're mine. Oooooooh! Where's the Tums?
Kidnapping Mr. Snuggly And Mr. Icksome
"Blondy, the professor wants to talk to you," Logan informed Emily.
"But Logey," she whined, "I was playing with Mr. Snuggly." She set the Barbie doll down and stood up with baby Kurt.
"Logey?" he growled, staring down the teen with one of his you-called-me-a- funny-name-and-you're-gonna-pay-for-it glares. "And who's 'Mr. Snuggly'?"
"Him silly," Emily held up the giggling blue boy.
"Mr. Snuggly" squealed and held his arms out to Logan. "Hold!" he gurgled trying to get away from Emily and into Logan's arms.
"He talked!" the girls squealed in unison.
Logan cleaned out his ears and glared at baby Kurt. "What do you want shrimp?"
"Hold...me!" Kurt squirmed and just about leapt into Logans arms. The bigger mutant held him at arms length, glaring at the girls. "Can one of you take him?" he grunted.
Baby Kurt sniffled then started to bawl. Logan stared pleadingly at the girls.
Jennifer glared at him. "Meany," she scolded. "Hold him!"
Logan stared at her and wondered if she was the chick that could control men, cause she was awfully convincing. Logan gingerly cradled the wailing blue child in his arms. Mr. Snuggly immediately quieted down. He smiled up at Logan and stroked his bristly chin.
"Make him stop," Logan growled. The girls were 'oohing' and 'ahhing' and Kitty had taken a picture of him. "Stop it!" he shouted, causing baby Kurt to cry again. Logan shoved Kurt into Emily's arms and stalked out the door.
"Come into the professor's office and bring him with you!" Logan ordered as he stomped down the hall.
Emily stuck her tongue out at his back and huddled with the girls. "What do we do?" she whispered. "I want to keep them like this a little longer."
"Maybe we should talk to the boys," Jubilee suggested. The girls all ran out of the library and into the rec room.
Ray and Evan were playing a Nascar game on the PS2 and Jamie was sitting next to them, holding baby Toad, or "Mr. Icksome". The rest of the boys were either watching the game too or laughing as Toad made car noises and bounced up and down.
"Guys!" Kitty hissed as the girls shut the door behind them. "We need to talk with you!"
Ray and Evan stopped their game, much to the dismay of Mr. Icksome, and turned around to huddle with the girls.
"What do you want?" Scott asked, he had been doing his homework when the girls had come in.
"We're like, going to kidnap Snuggly and Icksome," Kitty informed them.
"Are you #$%$ nuts!?" Scott hollered. "Why would you want to do that? I thought we wanted them back to normal as fast as possible?"
Jennifer sniffed. "You might, but we want them to stay cute and tiny a little longer."
"Even Mr. Icksome?" Bobby asked warily, he hadn't liked being a food target during dinner and could not see why the girls would want to keep it that way.
Amara thought for a moment. "Well, perhaps he can go back to normal, but peasant stays."
"Can you do that right now?" Ray asked.
Emily nodded slowly. She stood up and walked over to the greenish child and thought 'forward' as hard as she could. She touched his skin and stepped back as he grew.
The girls squealed and averted their eyes when a flash of light revealed a naked thiry-some year old Toad Tolanskey.
"Hey yo! Where's my clothes?!" he shrieked, trying to cover himself up. Scott removed his sweater and tossed it to the green mutant. "What am I doin' in your house yo?" Toad asked as he jammed the sweater over his head and held it down. "I thought I was in the mall?"
The girls and boys alike kept their eyes clothes as Emily answered," I shrunk you."
"Then why do I look older?" Toad scratched his dirty brown hair.
"She shrunk you first then made you bigger," Scott explained, standing up to leave the room and get Toad more clothes.
"Can you change me back to me normal age?" Toad pleaded. Emily sighed and touched him again, this time thinking 'back' and 'fifteen'.
Surprisingly, it worked. Toad was back to his normal age and after he changed into the clothes Scott offered him, he raced out of the mansion and back to the Brotherhood boarding house.
"Now do you see why we want to keep Kurt little as long as possible?" Jean asked the guys. "He'd be totally freaked out and we might not get him to the right age."
"But she got him back after the second," Timothy started, but was elbowed in the gut by Kitty.
"What should we tell Logan and the professor?" Emily asked, stroking Kurt's soft arm fur.
"I've got an idea!" Jamie exclaimed.
"So what," Roberto grumbled as the rest of the kids sat deep in thought.
"No, really!" Jamie protested.
"What?!" Ray growled at him.
Jamie faltered slightly. "I forgot," he muttered. The older kids grumbled at him. "No wait! I remember!" he squeaked. He told the older kids his plan and they agreed on it. Emily ran down the hall to the professor's office.
"You turned the elf back but he's so embarassed he locked himself in his room and he's not coming out?" Logan repeated, looking skeptical at Emily's story.
"Its true," Emily muttered, her cheeks somewhat pink. "When I changed him back, the baby clothes were too small so," she looked up at Logan and smiled sheepishly. "He teleported out as soon as he noticed."
At that moment, the other children were busy creating a 'baby room' in one of the sub basements. The boys had built a makeshift playpen and the girls were making everything in the surrounding area baby proof. Timothy and Rogue were watching baby Kurt.
"Its kind of funny when you think about it," Rogue muttered. "He was my little brother before but he's even more so now."
Timothy nodded. He had the most experience out of the group because of his little sister Kary. "Do you want him to change back?" he asked Rogue.
The Goth girl sighed. "I don't know," she admitted. "He's kind of cute like this but he can't stay like this forever."
The sound of the basement door opening captured everyones' attention. Emily stomped dejectedly into the room, followed by Logan and Charles.
"I'm sorry guys," Emily mumbled. "They made me tell."
Sorry for the ubrumpt ending last chapter, me Dad kicked me off the computer.
Disclaimer: I have a tummy ache, the X-Men cannot help me because they are not mine. Jennifer, Timmy, Madrid, and Emily can't help me either, even if they're mine. Oooooooh! Where's the Tums?
Kidnapping Mr. Snuggly And Mr. Icksome
"Blondy, the professor wants to talk to you," Logan informed Emily.
"But Logey," she whined, "I was playing with Mr. Snuggly." She set the Barbie doll down and stood up with baby Kurt.
"Logey?" he growled, staring down the teen with one of his you-called-me-a- funny-name-and-you're-gonna-pay-for-it glares. "And who's 'Mr. Snuggly'?"
"Him silly," Emily held up the giggling blue boy.
"Mr. Snuggly" squealed and held his arms out to Logan. "Hold!" he gurgled trying to get away from Emily and into Logan's arms.
"He talked!" the girls squealed in unison.
Logan cleaned out his ears and glared at baby Kurt. "What do you want shrimp?"
"Hold...me!" Kurt squirmed and just about leapt into Logans arms. The bigger mutant held him at arms length, glaring at the girls. "Can one of you take him?" he grunted.
Baby Kurt sniffled then started to bawl. Logan stared pleadingly at the girls.
Jennifer glared at him. "Meany," she scolded. "Hold him!"
Logan stared at her and wondered if she was the chick that could control men, cause she was awfully convincing. Logan gingerly cradled the wailing blue child in his arms. Mr. Snuggly immediately quieted down. He smiled up at Logan and stroked his bristly chin.
"Make him stop," Logan growled. The girls were 'oohing' and 'ahhing' and Kitty had taken a picture of him. "Stop it!" he shouted, causing baby Kurt to cry again. Logan shoved Kurt into Emily's arms and stalked out the door.
"Come into the professor's office and bring him with you!" Logan ordered as he stomped down the hall.
Emily stuck her tongue out at his back and huddled with the girls. "What do we do?" she whispered. "I want to keep them like this a little longer."
"Maybe we should talk to the boys," Jubilee suggested. The girls all ran out of the library and into the rec room.
Ray and Evan were playing a Nascar game on the PS2 and Jamie was sitting next to them, holding baby Toad, or "Mr. Icksome". The rest of the boys were either watching the game too or laughing as Toad made car noises and bounced up and down.
"Guys!" Kitty hissed as the girls shut the door behind them. "We need to talk with you!"
Ray and Evan stopped their game, much to the dismay of Mr. Icksome, and turned around to huddle with the girls.
"What do you want?" Scott asked, he had been doing his homework when the girls had come in.
"We're like, going to kidnap Snuggly and Icksome," Kitty informed them.
"Are you #$%$ nuts!?" Scott hollered. "Why would you want to do that? I thought we wanted them back to normal as fast as possible?"
Jennifer sniffed. "You might, but we want them to stay cute and tiny a little longer."
"Even Mr. Icksome?" Bobby asked warily, he hadn't liked being a food target during dinner and could not see why the girls would want to keep it that way.
Amara thought for a moment. "Well, perhaps he can go back to normal, but peasant stays."
"Can you do that right now?" Ray asked.
Emily nodded slowly. She stood up and walked over to the greenish child and thought 'forward' as hard as she could. She touched his skin and stepped back as he grew.
The girls squealed and averted their eyes when a flash of light revealed a naked thiry-some year old Toad Tolanskey.
"Hey yo! Where's my clothes?!" he shrieked, trying to cover himself up. Scott removed his sweater and tossed it to the green mutant. "What am I doin' in your house yo?" Toad asked as he jammed the sweater over his head and held it down. "I thought I was in the mall?"
The girls and boys alike kept their eyes clothes as Emily answered," I shrunk you."
"Then why do I look older?" Toad scratched his dirty brown hair.
"She shrunk you first then made you bigger," Scott explained, standing up to leave the room and get Toad more clothes.
"Can you change me back to me normal age?" Toad pleaded. Emily sighed and touched him again, this time thinking 'back' and 'fifteen'.
Surprisingly, it worked. Toad was back to his normal age and after he changed into the clothes Scott offered him, he raced out of the mansion and back to the Brotherhood boarding house.
"Now do you see why we want to keep Kurt little as long as possible?" Jean asked the guys. "He'd be totally freaked out and we might not get him to the right age."
"But she got him back after the second," Timothy started, but was elbowed in the gut by Kitty.
"What should we tell Logan and the professor?" Emily asked, stroking Kurt's soft arm fur.
"I've got an idea!" Jamie exclaimed.
"So what," Roberto grumbled as the rest of the kids sat deep in thought.
"No, really!" Jamie protested.
"What?!" Ray growled at him.
Jamie faltered slightly. "I forgot," he muttered. The older kids grumbled at him. "No wait! I remember!" he squeaked. He told the older kids his plan and they agreed on it. Emily ran down the hall to the professor's office.
"You turned the elf back but he's so embarassed he locked himself in his room and he's not coming out?" Logan repeated, looking skeptical at Emily's story.
"Its true," Emily muttered, her cheeks somewhat pink. "When I changed him back, the baby clothes were too small so," she looked up at Logan and smiled sheepishly. "He teleported out as soon as he noticed."
At that moment, the other children were busy creating a 'baby room' in one of the sub basements. The boys had built a makeshift playpen and the girls were making everything in the surrounding area baby proof. Timothy and Rogue were watching baby Kurt.
"Its kind of funny when you think about it," Rogue muttered. "He was my little brother before but he's even more so now."
Timothy nodded. He had the most experience out of the group because of his little sister Kary. "Do you want him to change back?" he asked Rogue.
The Goth girl sighed. "I don't know," she admitted. "He's kind of cute like this but he can't stay like this forever."
The sound of the basement door opening captured everyones' attention. Emily stomped dejectedly into the room, followed by Logan and Charles.
"I'm sorry guys," Emily mumbled. "They made me tell."
Sorry for the ubrumpt ending last chapter, me Dad kicked me off the computer.