Because We Can
by:Sesshys_Kawaii_Kitsune,
and the FFVII crew
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Tifa: So Cloud why are we writing this again..?
Cloud: Um.....because we can???
Yuffie: Wow..excellent reply Cloud...
Cloud: Hey I resent that!!
RedXIII (who, because of his hard name shall be called Red) : Would you
guys be quiet and let someone more intelligent talk
Cloud: Are you talking to your self again Red??
Red: *Sweatdrops*That was cruel Cloud
Yuffie: Blah blah blah blah blah...Barret why are we writing this??
Barret: Because....we want to correct all the unreal beliefs about
ourselves
Cloud: Yeah, like some of them think im dumb?! Can you believe that ME
DUMB?!?!
All: *sweatdrops*
Cloud: What's that supposed to mean?!?! *holds out his fist*
All: Noooooothing
Cloud: *snarls*
Sephiroth: They weren't very far off when they called you stupid boy...
Cloud: Aaaaaak you...you're here?!?!?!
Sephiroth: Yes I'm here do you have a problem with that?!?!
Cloud: Yes...
Yuffie: Shutup and let's get started
All: Yeah OK
Tifa: I'll be the narrarator!!!
Cloud: No you will not I will be the narrarator since it was MY idea
Cait Sith: It was my idea...
Cloud: Oh yeah...I guess it was....
Cid: Shut the @#$! up and start already
Vincent: Ok we will all contribute a piece alright??
Yuffie: Alright

Vincent: Okay one day there was a
Yuffie: Gorgeous
Cloud: Powerful bishounen who was walking around and
Sephiroth: Made the mistake of challenging
Barret: The strongest guy on the planet
Yuffie: Who had a whole mess of materia!!!
Tifa: and tried to fight him protecting his young, beautiful
Aeris: Um...Chocobo???
Cloud: He fought bravely
Vincent: and ended up being turned into a
Sephiroth: young powerless weak PUPPY!!!
Tifa: His young and beautiful
Aeris: Chocobo casted a magical spell that
Yuffie: produced a massive amount
Barret: of a wonderful, magnificent
Red: Cake!!
Cloud:Cake???
Red: Yes..cake I'm hungry *stomach growls*
Barret: *sweatdrops*
Yuffie: And so there was a brave materia hunter who
Tifa: Leaned over to pick up the beautiful cake
Sephiroth: But at that exact moment a pit appeared and she fell in
Cloud: Landing on a handsome youn bishounen
Vincent: A brave warrior tried to assist
Red: But he fell in landing on the girl's cake
Aeris: Then a young chocobo tried to help
Sephiroth: But he was thrown into a ball of fire by
Barret: The world's sttongest man!!
Red: That's it all story plot has been lost I give up!!!
Yuffie: I can't work in these conditions I give up too!!*snatches Cid's
materia on the way out*
Vincent: Let's quit for now and try later O.K.??
All: Okay...
*cheesy Looney Toons ending theme music plays*
Cid: T..T..That's all @#$%!@$!!!*waves his hand in the air*
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O_O Wow very....erm..........artistic..don't you agree??Well I
don't know if I should make this a saga or just leave it at this,Oh
well.....r/r please I'd like to know what you guys all think!!!
*runs and glomps Cloud*Um...well see you I think...maybe...in the next
chapter!!!
P.S-All Final Fantasy characters are not mine or I wouldn't be writing
these fanfics now would I?!?!